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Submitted ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Alligator: U-shaped snout.
    Crocodile: V-shaped snout.

    I’m glad the Romans never had to deal with the difference though, since alligators are only found in the Americas. Otherwise this explanation would still fly over their heads. (“V? U? SIMILE SVNT, FVNGE PVTRIDE!”)

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      alligators are only found in the Americas.

      And China. Specifically the lower Yangtze River basin.

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      • lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Fixed - thanks!

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    • rooroo@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So the way to remember which is which is to first know that crocodiles are found in what used to be Ancient Rome and their snout looks like they could write it with their letters. Got it.

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  • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Help, I’ve been bitten by a poisonous snake”

    pushes up glasses “I think you’ll find that the snake is venomous, not poisonous”

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Yep. Cedric was an idiot.

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  • unknown@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That's a crocodile, they have pointy faces. Aligators are the ones with the wide snouts.

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    • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So alligators are the ones that look like ducks. Got it.

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Someone call Kirk Cameron!

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  • AOCapitulator@hexbear.net ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=tydwh9tigvg&embeds_referr…

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