Mr_Fish
@Mr_Fish@lemmy.world
- Comment on If you want to be classy and impress people 1 week ago:
“Dost thou desire to gaze upon mine phallus?”
- Comment on Secondsies 1 week ago:
take one tablet by mouth
You know for a fact that instruction is there because someone tried the other options
- Comment on A treat before bed. 1 week ago:
Sorry, I’m coming
Already?
- Comment on Condiment udders 1 week ago:
“Tomatitty sauce”
- Comment on You finally woke up! 1 week ago:
You were trying to cross the border, right? Same as us, and those ringwraiths over there
- Comment on "I used to be with it" 1 week ago:
“Look grandpa, I found this box full of save icons in your old stuff”
- Comment on English moment 2 weeks ago:
Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
- Comment on A Limerick 3 weeks ago:
How about another one
- Comment on When your father is clueless 3 weeks ago:
That will likely make for some interesting vocal performances
- Comment on So, how's that fight for porn games going? 4 weeks ago:
They came for the porn games
Did they now?
- Comment on Halloween is coming up, folks. So here's your third idea for a group costume 4 weeks ago:
Oh right. The costume. The costume for Kuzco. The costume chosen specifically to look like Kuzco. That costume?
- Comment on Animal guessing game!!! 5 weeks ago:
Unicorn for sure
- Comment on oui oui 5 weeks ago:
Wait til that “assault with a deli weapon” guy hears about this
- Comment on Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic 5 weeks ago:
I would say that’s too cursed to have been made for any reason other than as a joke, but knowing how unacceptable some of the gelatin heavy recipes from when the boomers were young, I can’t really say for sure
- Comment on Potatoes are always good 1 month ago:
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
- Comment on Everytime I use frozen spinach in a recipe 1 month ago:
Yes, well, a splat today, but tomorrow so knows, or dares to dream?
- Comment on His message touched me. I feel no empathy 1 month ago:
The way I see it, it’s good that he has shut up, but it’s not good that it took him being killed to do it
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Can we send Trump and his mates there too?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
The issue I see here is, and I believe I’m speaking for the entire rest of the world here, we don’t want him
- Comment on Sir? 1 month ago:
That’s kinda the point
- Comment on Eeeeeek! 1 month ago:
What about staring into the void?
- Comment on Metal Genres (Accurate) 2 months ago:
There’s no bad genres, only bad music.
- Comment on A different kind of blow job 2 months ago:
Makes everyone feel really horny
- Comment on Companies be like 2 months ago:
except the ones who are
deadpoor - Comment on It's on your blood! 2 months ago:
Again, that’s from getting it to stick to things. The smaller PTFE chemicals that make it possible to suspend Teflon in water are the problem.
- Comment on Anyone else from Europe feels the same while browsing the "All" feed? 2 months ago:
Thankfully not, but it is an unfortunately large part of it
- Comment on MD = oMega Dumbass 2 months ago:
If we’re including time dilation in this, so does velocity. This means that the velocity from earth’s rotation that you gain with elevation counteracts the loss in gravity to some extent (I don’t know what the total is, I can’t be fucked doing the maths). It also means that latitude effects time dilation because the equator is moving faster. This means that 60 seconds in south Africa is not exactly the same as a minute at the equator.
- Comment on S.O.S. 2 months ago:
“Help, I’ve been bitten by a poisonous snake”
pushes up glasses “I think you’ll find that the snake is venomous, not poisonous”
- Comment on S.O.S. 2 months ago:
So alligators are the ones that look like ducks. Got it.
- Comment on MD = oMega Dumbass 2 months ago:
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
