Mr_Fish
@Mr_Fish@lemmy.world
- Comment on Unfurled, you say? 1 day ago:
Does your dick hang low
Does it wobble to and fro
Can you tie it in a knot
Can you tie it in a bow
- Comment on Take the plea deal 4 days ago:
It’s also in large part Trump’s fault that any attention is on the files. He was the one pushing the conspiracy theory, and running on the promise of releasing them. So anyone who’s name is in the files can blame Trump for them not getting away with it.
I don’t like that line of logic, but it works out
- Comment on THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus 1 week ago:
There’s probably less editorializing than you’d think. At least less that was successful in being hidden. There are verses that we know we’re added in later that seem like they fit in perfectly. Example: “for yours is the kingdom, the power, and the glory, now and forever” at the end of the Lord’s prayer. That verse feels right at home there, but based on early copies and differences between copies as Christianity spread, we know that wasn’t original.
- Comment on THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus 1 week ago:
He would and did quote the old testament. The prophets books were written at least a few hundred years before he lived, and those were the latest of the old testament to be written.
The new testament was written about 100 years after he lived, and canonized a few hundred years later.
- Comment on Thanks for letting everyone know so you could embarrass me 1 week ago:
Porn Revere
- Comment on If you want to be classy and impress people 4 weeks ago:
“Dost thou desire to gaze upon mine phallus?”
- Comment on Secondsies 4 weeks ago:
take one tablet by mouth
You know for a fact that instruction is there because someone tried the other options
- Comment on A treat before bed. 4 weeks ago:
Sorry, I’m coming
Already?
- Comment on Condiment udders 4 weeks ago:
“Tomatitty sauce”
- Comment on You finally woke up! 4 weeks ago:
You were trying to cross the border, right? Same as us, and those ringwraiths over there
- Comment on "I used to be with it" 4 weeks ago:
“Look grandpa, I found this box full of save icons in your old stuff”
- Comment on English moment 5 weeks ago:
Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
- Comment on A Limerick 5 weeks ago:
How about another one
- Comment on When your father is clueless 1 month ago:
That will likely make for some interesting vocal performances
- Comment on So, how's that fight for porn games going? 1 month ago:
They came for the porn games
Did they now?
- Comment on Halloween is coming up, folks. So here's your third idea for a group costume 1 month ago:
Oh right. The costume. The costume for Kuzco. The costume chosen specifically to look like Kuzco. That costume?
- Comment on Animal guessing game!!! 1 month ago:
Unicorn for sure
- Comment on oui oui 1 month ago:
Wait til that “assault with a deli weapon” guy hears about this
- Comment on Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic 1 month ago:
I would say that’s too cursed to have been made for any reason other than as a joke, but knowing how unacceptable some of the gelatin heavy recipes from when the boomers were young, I can’t really say for sure
- Comment on Potatoes are always good 2 months ago:
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
- Comment on Everytime I use frozen spinach in a recipe 2 months ago:
Yes, well, a splat today, but tomorrow so knows, or dares to dream?
- Comment on His message touched me. I feel no empathy 2 months ago:
The way I see it, it’s good that he has shut up, but it’s not good that it took him being killed to do it
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Can we send Trump and his mates there too?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
The issue I see here is, and I believe I’m speaking for the entire rest of the world here, we don’t want him
- Comment on Sir? 2 months ago:
That’s kinda the point
- Comment on Eeeeeek! 2 months ago:
What about staring into the void?
- Comment on Metal Genres (Accurate) 2 months ago:
There’s no bad genres, only bad music.
- Comment on A different kind of blow job 3 months ago:
Makes everyone feel really horny
- Comment on Companies be like 3 months ago:
except the ones who are
deadpoor - Comment on It's on your blood! 3 months ago:
Again, that’s from getting it to stick to things. The smaller PTFE chemicals that make it possible to suspend Teflon in water are the problem.
