*wet snapping sound*

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• mtpender@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You rapscallion!

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    • mtpender@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!”

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  • DScratch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reaction: Counterspell

    Action: I Cast… Incurable BO!

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I used to work pathology. One day, we received 2 testicles from the OR, both from young men younger than me. The first one was removed with the listed reason being torsion. It got twisted. Makes sense. Heard of that. The other one was removed for a reason I didn’t really think possible. The poor guy FRACTURED his testicle. I can only imagine the pain he was going through.

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In high school I got one kicked back into my body by a wild kick in a soccer game, dude straight punted that thing into my guts. Then it swelled and refused to drop. Almost had to have surgery but it did descend on its own. I’ve had some other serious injuries in life but that, that was a level all its own.

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    • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I played lacrosse in highschool with a guy who only had one testicle. He lost it in middle school while playing lacrosse, wasn’t wearing a cup and caught a shot with his crotch. He said the doctors told him it had… “unraveled” and I absolutely hate the image that conjures

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    • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t have that engine. But holy fuck, I forgot that was even possible. 😨

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• TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Great, a medical reason for an orchiectomy! :p

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• frog@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hmmm… can Darth Vader do this or can he only Force touch things that he can actually touch? Like if a balloon is inside another balloon, can he Force touch the inside balloon or only the outer one?

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  • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He choked a man to death when he was on a different ship. Pretty sure crushing nuts isn’t beyond his abilities

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• FrChazzz@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As someone who had testicular torsion when he was 14, this image… hoo boy. I need a drink.

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  • Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Take the water, champ

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• helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah, is that how she will defeat Saitama? When she let’s go, will the force of it untwisting cause a massive shockwave taking her, and the rest of the planet out?

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• spacesatan@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  can’t believe they gave tatsumaki pixar face.

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  • Yosmonkol@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dough Nath is from Caloocan Philipines.

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    • spacesatan@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ll be damned. I looked him up to check and saw more of his art and figured american was a safe bet. Very american cartoon influenced style which was more my point anyway.

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• icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s with all the testicular torsion memes

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  • Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m a somerlier of sorts in this particular trade

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Change that to a man doing it to a cervix and see how that pans out.

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• Mesophar@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Isn’t Saitama immune to her powers?

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i.imgur.com/geSBjD3_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=…

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