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- Comment on oh no 7 hours ago:
Why bother with all the fancy technology? just leave the door open.
- Comment on Self-report 3 days ago:
At this point I won’t trust whatever list comes out. We will never know who has been removed and who has been added on.
- Comment on me irl 1 week ago:
Wow, I only know 8355 numbers. That’s very impressive.
- Comment on Pretty woman stepping on you 1 week ago:
“Pictures don’t make sound”
- Comment on Can anyone do the maths? 2 weeks ago:
But not 2004, that seems like last week.
- Comment on Hmmm who could it possibly be? 2 weeks ago:
You’ll be working for Slugworth
- Comment on Mullvad's ads are good 2 weeks ago:
I’ve never had a problem with ads made in this way.
This form of “passive marketing” (I’m making up terms), I.e a poster on the street that you can easily walk past is fine. If your poster catches attention enough that people start sharing it because they liked it, the marketer has done a good job. In the internet space, I’d consider banner ads “passive”. If they actually filter out the scams and malware, and if someone wants to sponsor Rod’s Radical Recipes with a banner ad, who cares.
I do take issue with I’ll call active marketing. This is an ad you’re forced to engage with, like an unmutable gas pumps that’s playing audio, a commercial break or a pre-roll add If I’m getting something for free, then sure an add or two seems reasonable (well, 15 years ago it did), but I’m already paying for the gas, shut the fuck up and let me enjoy my 3 minutes of stress watching the numbers go up without some guy screaming about beef jerky.
- Comment on No! 3 weeks ago:
Sigh another alchemy experiment gone wrong
- Comment on How streaming changed the way you watch TV 3 weeks ago:
Now the ads are 60sec? instead of 2.5min. Right now the time pressure to do your business is the hardest its ever been. Until they increase the ads again.
- Comment on I have searched far and wide 3 weeks ago:
I was gonna tell you that it used to have it. But I guess it never did.
- Comment on The Batpoon's First Appearance: was World's Finest Comics #9 (March, 1943). This is from World's Finest Comics #163 (December, 1966) 4 weeks ago:
“No time to duck, but I did think this whole sentence. I could have dodged if I thought faster! Wait it still didn’t hit me? Is that thing in slow motion? I think its slower than a bullet. Thats funny, and what kinda name is Batpoon, its so silly. Should I call my strength “super strength”…oh wait, I d- OW I forgot to move!”
- Comment on Make it stop 5 weeks ago:
Really need some term limits and total service years. Pick your numbers, something but like 6 for congress, 4 for Governor, 20 max in public office.
Also their salary is based on their represented area. For a Congress representative, the national average is their base pay. If the area they represent is below average, a 30% of the difference is deducted. If it’s above average, 30% of the difference is added.
After 1 year, the percentage increases by 10 every year you’re in office.
So by year 6 if your doing a shit job your pay will be -90% the difference. If the national average is 50k, and your area is at 20k, the difference is 30k, 90% of that is 27K, so your salary is 50k-27k, which is 23K.
- Comment on A man attempted to transfer files from his Commodore 64 to his Apple computer. 1984 5 weeks ago:
Ah how little has changed
- Comment on Innövative sölutiön 1 month ago:
- Comment on No more a dream 1 month ago:
Did I stutter?
- Comment on No more a dream 1 month ago:
The box is full of rocks, and not the cool kind.
- Comment on Permit please 1 month ago:
I’m sorry, this permit is written for Ron, not you ilovededyoupiggy
- Comment on OK so which is it? 1 month ago:
HUMANS! DO NOT SWIM HERE
- Comment on Ed Sheer-enough 1 month ago:
TBF, some of the edits are a step above of low-effort. And there’s a bit of creativity involved in coming up with the puns.
But, yeah they’re all annoying after the 3rd one, but it’ll blow over a week or so. All that will remain are obscure references about Sheeran sharing beans in jeans on a plane.
Welcome to Lemmy.
- Comment on Tragic 1 month ago:
That tracks
- Comment on Never Forget. Please dear god don't forget 1 month ago:
- Comment on Dammit dad 2 months ago:
Then why did you say the right story?
- Comment on demon named racecar 2 months ago:
My bad, I missread your comment.
I though he was raised in an English school, and had to deal with the translation growing up.
- Comment on demon named racecar 2 months ago:
Poor kid, hope he got it changed
- Comment on You might want to hose it off when you are done 2 months ago:
What!!! other cultures are ahead of Americans on personal hygiene, I’m super shocked!!! /s
- Comment on Better have done his homework 2 months ago:
+10 if the little sibling answers the phone
- Comment on Generational differences 2 months ago:
I can see an international trip costing money, either funded by participants or fundraiser.
Sounds like you had a cool time traveling, in the states your lucky if they have the funds to bus some kids to the public library
There were a lot of after school stuff that had travel, mainly sports and music. The foreign language dept sometimes was able to an abroad trip with like 7 students.
But the history class that wants to go to a museum can pound sand.
- Comment on Generational differences 2 months ago:
I’d count a field trip under the “crazy they have to fundraising”
I could see it if the fundraising is for an after school club trying to go on a trip?
But if the class were going to the museum or something, there should be a budget for that.
- Comment on Choose one 2 months ago:
Cool list.
Never seen an electrician use an “electricians hammer”, most use a framing.
Also missing the Form Setter Hammer.
- Comment on Philosophy moment 2 months ago:
“Oh no I’m dying and the 30 year old class room phone is broken and out of reach”
Cells phone have done a ton for EMS response times.
