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- Comment on Just the essentials 1 day ago:
That’s easy. Let’s assume you take home 18,000 a month. To get the couch, cut your food budget in half and skip rent for 1 month.
Using the extra $900 to hire a moving company to get the couch in.
Next month, you going to face late fees Again, cut the food budget in half, and use the $900 for rent.
Repeat for matching Tiger and Panther couches.
If your landlord complains about the late and unpaid rent, just remind them its all for the couches. They’ll understand and leave you alone. That being said, be sure to place the couches so one can be easily moved in front the door whenever you’re there.
- Comment on This world is cruel… 3 days ago:
[Insert the graph meme]
Dried pasta ----- homemade pasta ---- Dried pasta
- Comment on This world is cruel… 3 days ago:
When you stop using boxed pasta.
- Comment on Kermit :) 1 week ago:
My brain: 9 years ago? So 2007 right?
No that’s 2015 :'(
- Comment on Kermit :) 1 week ago:
Never, apparently I’m one of today’s Lucky 10,000
- Comment on where the magic happens owo 1 week ago:
But do you have magic box where the beige happens?
- Comment on Fuck transphobia 1 week ago:
🎼Yum yum paste! 🎵
🎶I love to eat paste!🎶
🎵It’s got a great taste!🎵
- Comment on Fuck transphobia 1 week ago:
🎼Yum yum paste! 🎵
🎶I love to eat paste!🎶
🎵It’s got a great taste!🎵
- Comment on Fuck transphobia 1 week ago:
🎼Yum yum paste! 🎵
🎶I love to eat paste!🎶
🎵It’s got a great taste!🎵
- Comment on l fixed it! 1 week ago:
I agree, the unified experience is really good.
Its just their prices are highway robbery.
- Comment on l fixed it! 1 week ago:
Its seems less on the software side, but more of a hardware reparability and cost issue.
For the iphone 16, going from 128GB to 512GB is $200.
The new Mac mini is asking for $200 for 8GB extra of ram, and $800 for 2TB of (non-removable, encrypted) storage (the base model is only $600). For an extra $1200 you can upgrade the Mac mini to have 32GB RAM, 2TB of Storage and 10GB ethernet.
For reference a good Samsung top of line 2tb nvme drive is about $200. And most 32gb ddr5 kits are about $100. So instead of $300, you pay $1100.
On the software front, they are more stable. If you jumped from a 2014 iPhone to a 2024 iPhone (and iOS), it’d be similar enough you wouldn’t feel you’re on a brand new OS.
Good luck trying that with android (or even windows to some extent).
- Comment on 10 Ways to Destroy the World 2 weeks ago:
This really makes you appreciate the bazillion factors that went to making Earth a place where life can thrive.
Really sucks humans are wreaking it, and the only ones who can make a significant impact to reverse course don’t care.
- Comment on Help 3 weeks ago:
You lost that one buddy. Rule one of spreading misinformation is to completely ignore your opponent.
- Comment on Rock and Stone 3 weeks ago:
Indeed your sharp wit flew straight over my head and hit some poor bloke standing in the wrong place.
- Comment on Rock and Stone 3 weeks ago:
“Hating elfs”
- Comment on Blessica Blimpson 3 weeks ago:
She won’t get made fun of for sounding like Jessica Simpson…no will care, they’ll be too busy making of “Blessica”
- Comment on Can I not be an adorable junkie 4 weeks ago:
They left “her”, which changes the poor lad from a humble druggie to an obsessive creep.
- Comment on smart engineering 4 weeks ago:
Even the 11 clock position makes no sense, most amps will go from 8 to 4.
- Comment on Should you trust that doctor? 4 weeks ago:
Top right corner, there’s a Collage Humor watermark.
It explains why this is so inaccurate
- Comment on Should you trust that doctor? 4 weeks ago:
You also don’t want to be his companion…your best off jumping to a different reality and getting far away from London.
- Comment on Temperatures 5 weeks ago:
21F…someone grew up near the equator
- Comment on Where do donut holes come from? 5 weeks ago:
No this can still work, hear me out. He just has to call the cops first.
When they show up, they will instinctively assume its one of those “donut on a string” eating contest and gobble em up.
- Comment on What a find! 5 weeks ago:
“Wow this diary was signed by Jonny Appleseed!”
- Comment on Tomorrow's Problems 5 weeks ago:
You haven’t heard about the new unit kilometerhours? The conversion is a simple formula. X = KMH, Y = km/h
(((x2)+5)-(5+(2x)))+x=y
- Comment on dream job 1 month ago:
Rember kids, if you find a USB stick in your easter egg, run home and plug it in to get free candy in Roblox.
- Comment on Pray for me lads, Imma about to rawdog this without back ups 1 month ago:
- Comment on No longer dating 1 month ago:
Man didn’t capatlize her name…at the start of a sentence. He had to back out of the autocorrect to get do that (or use a desktop…but still)!
- Comment on Fruit Loops! 1 month ago:
Cheerios Honey nut cheerios Frosted Cheerios Chocolate Cheerios And
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- Comment on More trustworthy than what's currently on the road 1 month ago:
Nah, you’re thinking of the 2005 model year. This 1969 model is perfect.
- Comment on Chavtar 1 month ago:
Only the chavatar, master of all 4 elements, could stop them