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- Comment on I welcome our new alien overlords 1 week ago:
Gee thanks for linking the comic where I stole the joke from :p
- Comment on I welcome our new alien overlords 1 week ago:
“We’ll take your women to bare our children”
“The volunteers are lining up already”
- Comment on Checking in 1 week ago:
Well you ruined that chance
- Comment on There was a time when everyone had common sense 2 weeks ago:
Yet its still a surprise to many. But I suppose that’s a knowledge gap not a skill issue. Now getting younger folks these day to follow a file directory, that’s a true challenge.
- Comment on There was a time when everyone had common sense 2 weeks ago:
Now the new skill is “print to pdf”
- Comment on 2025, still no flying cars! 2 weeks ago:
Its 2025, are most drivers ready for a 3rd dimension to keep track of?
- Comment on RIP In Peace 3 weeks ago:
God damn it, this is somehow the first I heard, and thought maybe its a prank.
I’m glad he made it to 100.
- Comment on Remember the iconic paintings of The Last Supper? This is what it would look like if it happened today 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Diamond market 4 weeks ago:
If by last century, you mean 1900-1999;2 If you mean in the last 100 years;1. Which is honestly impressive all things considered.
- Comment on Diamond market 4 weeks ago:
My brain; “120 years? So the mid 1800s right?..”
- Comment on Four pianos. Four. 4 weeks ago:
The way are being transported…I wouldn’t get your hopes up for them. :'(
- Comment on Every time I search a windows error 5 weeks ago:
“Help! My computer is slow after an update.”
“Try reinstalling window and reformatting you drive”
“Help I can’t find my documents!”
- Comment on Memory is a fickle mistress 5 weeks ago:
Let’s assume she is telling the truth.
If this happened between ages 9-12, I’d be looking at the family as a whole to determine how this happened at such a young age and for so long with out any adult knowing. There wasn’t the internet where information about such topics is freely avalible. Someone planted the seeds and some one else failed to educate the kids about personal space while also somehow making the girl not want to tell her parents “hey my brother invented a wired new game!”.
I’ll also acknowledge that the girl may have been “consenting” to secret play time with out really knowing what was going on. At the time all was fine, but retrospectively all was clearly not fine.
Ultimately it’s a he said, she said fight and we will never know the truth.
- Comment on Iraq War was preceded by the largest worldwide non-violent protests in history and the war happened anyway. 5 weeks ago:
But taxes!!!
Said anyone who doesn’t know that minus $600/month that only covers the basics plus $300? in taxes that covers a lot more is a net savings.
- Comment on Perspective 5 weeks ago:
But only for doomsday events. You get a 40 day notice.
- Comment on Memory is a fickle mistress 5 weeks ago:
#MeToo has also shown that there are people out there will claim SA as a form of revenge or in attempt to get money of the situation.
As things are, the man is always assumed guilty even when proven innocent.
I try not to take accusations at face value for this reason. You have to put your self in their shoes; If someone accuses you of SA 30 years ago, what do you do? How do you convince people it never happened or in the case of two consenting adults hooking up, how do convince people it was consensual.
By the time you prove your innocence, you’ve lost your job, friends, family, possibly divorced, children all have 100 mile restraining orders and have been told terrible things about you…your life is fucked because some saw the #MeToo movement and figured out there are 0 consequences for fucking up someone’s life.
That being said, if the accused is proven guilty, then feel free to chop of their head (not the one attached to the neck).
- Comment on Memory is a fickle mistress 5 weeks ago:
That whole article basically sums to they settled out of court, which proves nothing.
Innocent until proven guilty.
- Comment on Memory is a fickle mistress 5 weeks ago:
Why are they not scientists? Sure their profession was in special effects, but you don’t need a degree or a lab to carry out scientific research.
- Comment on Perspective 5 weeks ago:
Back-room alliances √ Build up of new weapons √ Bunch of other things √
Maybe its time to make friends with the doomsday peepers…
- Comment on Perspective 5 weeks ago:
That’s sad. Someone asked “what does she like?” and someone responded “TikTok”. At least the other stuff on the box is an actual theme.
- Comment on The greater good 1 month ago:
Love that she has fully embraced 2005 YouTube. Gives us hope for the future.
- Comment on Forgot your moms azz 1 month ago:
- Comment on alpha 1 month ago:
I too am a release candidate, but my marketing sucks.
- Comment on TURKEY POWER 1 month ago:
if they claim a 15lb Turkey feeds 12, how am I supposed trust any of the other numbers?
- Comment on Brazilian's impression on the united states(i have never been there and this is based on nothing) 1 month ago:
More accurate than the average american.
- Comment on Just the essentials 1 month ago:
That’s easy. Let’s assume you take home 18,000 a month. To get the couch, cut your food budget in half and skip rent for 1 month.
Using the extra $900 to hire a moving company to get the couch in.
Next month, you going to face late fees Again, cut the food budget in half, and use the $900 for rent.
Repeat for matching Tiger and Panther couches.
If your landlord complains about the late and unpaid rent, just remind them its all for the couches. They’ll understand and leave you alone. That being said, be sure to place the couches so one can be easily moved in front the door whenever you’re there.
- Comment on This world is cruel… 2 months ago:
[Insert the graph meme]
Dried pasta ----- homemade pasta ---- Dried pasta
- Comment on This world is cruel… 2 months ago:
When you stop using boxed pasta.
- Comment on Kermit :) 2 months ago:
My brain: 9 years ago? So 2007 right?
No that’s 2015 :'(
- Comment on Kermit :) 2 months ago:
Never, apparently I’m one of today’s Lucky 10,000
