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@helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounded really nice UNTIL you get the FULL story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  FBI open up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gladly and proudly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fine…we’ll just put them on the list.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gladly and proudly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If they shout kids the challenger can shoot them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Become unrecognizable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Follow step 7.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Become unrecognizable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Capture who is preventing you from accomplishing the first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Perfect Picture of Helth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If its more than a week old, it’s aged.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Perfect Picture of Helth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheese is aged by default, and as long as there’s some real milk in it, its somewhat organic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One step closer to Night City⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the best news all day! The open source community will replace the software with something less buggy, more useful more secure, and add-free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we need a superwholock style community for these three shows⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And where’s the Gate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to check your kids candy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kids these days don’t realize how spoiled they are. Uranium resells much better than the razor blades.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feel like I'm missing out on something⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir this is a Wendy’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop complaining that your job is too hard - be thankful that you are NOT this button⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its okay Mr. Button, you can take a break. Everyone deserves a break and shouldn’t be forced to overexert themselves because their employer failed to hire enough staff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He can't keep getting away with it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks like a ball to me. Let’s call it the Ballstar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨return 2 krebs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can fix her! And I get to learn about the Krebs cycle too? 10/10 date!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ain't risking shit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good. If they want security, hire security. No store clerk should be expected to intervene. Most they should be responsible for is keeping them self safe and and calling a manager/police once its safe for them to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm in danger⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All they asked was if anyone dies… You don’t have to tell them about main characters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm in danger⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo, the commenter said they only watched some episodes and you decide to drop a big spoiler right of that bat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨some days i cant even⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got you, I’ll start it at 10pm after so you won’t have to see it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And they mocked me for my WoW subscription 😗⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I only play songs once on Spotify, if you catch my drift.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simpler times?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  An the equally double standard for the victims over 15; “girl must have been asking for it, what a slut” vs “bOyS cAnT bE rApEd because they enjoy it, good for him”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These mugs are getting out of hand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The metric gallon can be defined as 1/5th of a large tumbler or about the same amount as a standard coffee mug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S A TRAP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The second one. It’ll be a bit rough, but overall should be a smoother ride for the occupants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aw, man! I wanted a belly rub...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Time to break out the cat ears and tail

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pinup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Original pixel art, Light Bright was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The inner fire of my hatred COULD melt steam beams⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s been the most frustrating thing about using a password manager. I set the random generator pretty high and have to reset and decrease it randomly until the login works.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It is corporate conditioning to get the next generation used to shorter lunches.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendogs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  RIP

  Yellow Cat.

  You were a fine cat, and a fine coat.

  Your coat sucks, itchy on the inside and it had fleas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All I Want for Christmas Is You⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are, most people born between January thru September this year haven’t heard the song [citation needed].

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young artist who is a big fan of Twin Peaks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do any of you work on the train?

  No?

  Then I don’t see the problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I take all 9 and never have printer troubles again?