They can’t have been gone very long if one of the bowls of porridge is still too hot
Dammit dad
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match@pawb.social 2 months ago
ziggurat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Goldilocks slept for an undisclosed amount of time
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You underestimate how hot a bowl of porridge can be.
The Porrigean theory has drawn a lot of attention lately from top theoretical physicists, and it addresses this very phenomenon.
It advances the hypothesis that the Big Bang was in fact a Primordial Porridge Bowl in a 4 dimensional plane that was so unbelievably hot that it was immediately dropped on the floor, and the projections of this Primordial Porridge into a 3D plane are what we observe as “our universe”.
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 2 months ago
thank you for the new religion
Gutek8134@lemmy.world 2 months ago
When was the last time you made tea? You leave for a few minutes, forget about it, and come back a couple hours later
inbeesee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I remember the bears leaving so it could cool down for a bit. I guess that’s been added by other annoyed storytellers
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The completely ignored laws of thermodynamics in this story always bugged me
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I love the Tiny Toons episode of this story. The bears get the sudden urge to do a capitalism, so they get in the station wagon and go to the local megamall with their credit cards and leave the doors unlocked.
AA5B@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It was that hoity toity deer family walking by, with their white tails in the air like they’re better than us. We had to go out and “mingle”, show them we belong, help them understand the real hierarchy in the woods - but we got tired of chasing that vanity and took a while to get back
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As someone who likes his porridge hot this story never made sense to me.
floo@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
It’s really disgusting when it’s cold.
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well yeah you are supposed to eat it when it’s just right. Right you read the story?
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I always assumed it was close to scalding, like to the point where an adult (or a bear) would be able to blow on it a few times and eat it, but Goldilocks being a dumb child was just burning her tongue.
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
what story is this about?
dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
then_three_more@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Little Red Ridinghood.
anachrohack@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What is porridge?
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oatmeal, though I’d argue it’s specifically steel-cut oatmeal.