Dammit dad

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As someone who likes his porridge hot this story never made sense to me.

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  • floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s really disgusting when it’s cold.

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    • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well yeah you are supposed to eat it when it’s just right. Right you read the story?

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I always assumed it was close to scalding, like to the point where an adult (or a bear) would be able to blow on it a few times and eat it, but Goldilocks being a dumb child was just burning her tongue.

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  • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    what story is this about?

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    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Goldilocks and the Three Bears

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    • then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Little Red Ridinghood.

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  • anachrohack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What is porridge?

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oatmeal, though I’d argue it’s specifically steel-cut oatmeal.

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• match@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They can’t have been gone very long if one of the bowls of porridge is still too hot

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  • ziggurat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Goldilocks slept for an undisclosed amount of time

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  • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You underestimate how hot a bowl of porridge can be.

    The Porrigean theory has drawn a lot of attention lately from top theoretical physicists, and it addresses this very phenomenon.

    It advances the hypothesis that the Big Bang was in fact a Primordial Porridge Bowl in a 4 dimensional plane that was so unbelievably hot that it was immediately dropped on the floor, and the projections of this Primordial Porridge into a 3D plane are what we observe as “our universe”.

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    • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      thank you for the new religion

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• Gutek8134@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  When was the last time you made tea? You leave for a few minutes, forget about it, and come back a couple hours later

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• inbeesee@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I remember the bears leaving so it could cool down for a bit. I guess that’s been added by other annoyed storytellers

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• RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The completely ignored laws of thermodynamics in this story always bugged me

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I love the Tiny Toons episode of this story. The bears get the sudden urge to do a capitalism, so they get in the station wagon and go to the local megamall with their credit cards and leave the doors unlocked.

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• AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It was that hoity toity deer family walking by, with their white tails in the air like they’re better than us. We had to go out and “mingle”, show them we belong, help them understand the real hierarchy in the woods - but we got tired of chasing that vanity and took a while to get back

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