ByteJunk

@ByteJunk@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's set the record straight⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Smurfette was not a “real smurf” until Papa Smurf cast his own spell (which also made her blond, for some reason).

  When Sassette was created by Papa Smurf he used Gargamel’s spell and then his own, just like with Smurfette.

  That spell might be one the true genius creations of Gargamel, but he was missing the “second half” of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Buddha orders a pizza: "Make me One with Everything"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am enlightened!

  Rhetoric is like Excel, it can make anything look sensible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep your secrets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So I hear you’re a wizard?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found while reupholstering car bought from police auction. Plan on buying some DDR5 Ram⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also Apple, less RAM is fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dual purpose?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how you get to a Bad Dragon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨new Tesla Roadster prototype⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like I should speak up, because I feel deeply betrayed.

  We had established a solid timeline for moving forward with the project, and the current progress allows us to meet all prerequisites comfortably

  Despite our sincere expectations that we would now initiate our relationship, we find ourselves dumbfounded to have received such a curt and inconsiderate reply.

  Be advised that we’re considering all our options, including litigation and not leaving the basement.

  Middling regards, Betrayed Person

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Strong Review⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All purple leggings are purple man leggings if you pull hard enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine the comments section.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your client clicked for you, GOTEM

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon drinks too much milk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boxes as in the typical tetrapaks. They’re very much like the regular milk cartons I’ve seen sold in the US, and basically built the same way but have an additional very thin aluminum foil layer in between the cardboard and plastic, to provide a more complete barrier against light and oxygen, and nowadays they even sell them with screw caps and what not.

  Either option still seems much better than plastic jugs to me, that just screams liquid laundry detergent or motor oil to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon drinks too much milk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoever is using those diapers probably has diabetes then, because it’s making the milk taste sweeter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon drinks too much milk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OK, fair. They are different, and it’s especially noticeable at room temperature and more so if warm.

  I find it much harder to notice the difference if it’s cold, and almost impossible if I’m mixing it with tea or coffee or cereals, but some people might just be more sensitive than I am.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon drinks too much milk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah that makes sense, I thought you were making a distinction between UTH and HTST - they’re different, but for someone who doesn’t like milk they’re the same thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon drinks too much milk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The point of UHT is that it keeps for months at room temperature until open, the only point I can see of selling it refrigerated is because people there expect it.

  No idea how it can taste “nasty” to you though, I get that it’s a bit different, slightly sweeter, but cold out of the fridge I’m not convinced everyone could tell them apart, let alone if you’re pouring it into cereals or for cooking/baking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon drinks too much milk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL that in many countries people don’t buy UHT.

  That’s crazy to me, there’s always boxes and boxes of milk in the pantry, no way I could store all that milk in the fridge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well at least you are not number one⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know, and it’s a burden, it distracts from my brilliance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope woke grok is okay⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Knights of Guinevere is an animation series by Glitch, the creators of some other amazing works that are freely available on YouTube.

  The 2nd episode just came out the other day, the series is set in an amusement park planet, where the two main protagonists (so far) find a damaged Guinevere robot, the mascot of the park, that seems to have experienced some… brutal treatments, and is unlike all the other Guineveres.

  I highly recommend their work, it’s really great. The only downside is waiting months in between episodes…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lawful evil⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Your driver is delivering another order first”

  Sure ask me again for that tip, APP. Do it. I dare you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The cheap ones leave the best residue⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Time for some math on those EVs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Here they sang about tomorrow
  And tomorrow never came.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨time to starr shootin some AI execs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s a “forced reset trigger” and why does it cost $9500 then?

  The point is that’s nitpicking the definition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨time to starr shootin some AI execs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically. Plus couldn’t you just buy it off someone with literally none of those restrictions?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨time to starr shootin some AI execs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The thought of going up to a store and buying an assault rifle over the counter for $500 with barely any restrictions is so alien to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delish 2⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Got it stuck inside another mini m&m tube filled with peanut butter and microwaved mashed banana again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would swipe right⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You ain’t touching it regardless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Have a Problem⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The second flush is the killer.

  Especially when that first one has gone halfway down, and in your hubris, you’re certain that the now fully charged 2nd wave will clear away the nightsoil,

  queue image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is gud⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagining my dick Imagining my dick, but big Check pants.

  I’ve conducted some research into this subject and came to the conclusion that it is a hoax.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broomsticks? What is this? The Dark Ages?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can never gloss over the fact of how painful it would be having to support and balance your entire body weight on your perineum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Logical⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you made a homophobic gay guy forget that he’s gay, chances are he forgets he’s homophobic too and end up with just a guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨as good as new⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfectly good for a loincloth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No fucking shit, Sherlock⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, all the conspiracy comes from.some dude misunderstanding “staged rockets to the moon”.