ByteJunk
@ByteJunk@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
I mean… I’m your typical run of the mill cishet, and my response to femboys would be very confusing if I was some huge bigot with moronic beliefs.
Except I’m not, so excuse me while GLUP GLUP GLUP
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Just follow the current
- Comment on Anon reality checks your fantasy 1 week ago:
There’s absolutely no way that could have happened. While Sauron was defeated on the slopes of Orodruin, the movie scene where Isildur and Elrond climb to the ledge of the fires isn’t in the books.
Elrond recounts what happened that day to Boromir, much later:
Isildur took it, as should not have been. It should have been cast then into Orodruin’s fire nigh at hand where it was made. But few marked what Isildur did. He alone stood by his father in that last mortal contest; and by Gil-galad only Círdan stood, and I. But Isildur would not listen to our counsel.
‘“This I will have as weregild for my father, and my brother,” he said; and therefore whether we would or no, he took it to treasure it. But soon he was betrayed by it to his death; and so it is named in the North Isildur’s Bane. Yet death maybe was better than what else might have befallen him.
There’s no way Elrond could have picked up a grieving Isildur who is holding his dead father, carried him kicking and screaming, and yeeted him off the precipice.
Imagine, in the hour of such a pyrrhic victory, with Gil’galad and Elendil bodies still warm after their sacrifice, trying to murder the new High King of the Dúnedain and, technically, the ruler of both Arnor and Gondor over having claimed a ring? That’s a whole new war right there between what human and elven armies were still standing…
- Comment on Love what you do 1 week ago:
He has to scrape Jake Paul off of his legs a lot, that looked like hard work.
- Comment on yoooo 2 weeks ago:
Of course! The smooching had me giggling like a teenager.
But also, I’m so impressed by just how much stage presence Christian Boyle and Jeremy Jordan have! I’m not dissing anyone, far from it, I love the whole cast so much, but those two are made for live acting, they have that bigger than life quality or something.
- Comment on yoooo 2 weeks ago:
I loved the whole name change arc lol.
- Comment on Two types 2 weeks ago:
For English, not using “e” seems like the real challenge.
- Comment on Always wear protection, folks 3 weeks ago:
THEY’RE DOING IT BEFORE THEY MARRY??
- Comment on Always wear protection, folks 3 weeks ago:
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS MUTTERING ABOUT?!
- Comment on My Religion 3 weeks ago:
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you lose your freedom. Be sure to remain meek when they come to shackle you, it’ll be fine I’m sure.
- Comment on idk 4 weeks ago:
Aye, as God intended.
- Comment on idk 4 weeks ago:
Oh, reduced the time by 8 minutes.
I was wondering what sort of kettle you were using that was almost as slow as a stove. Mine takes under two minutes for 2 cups (0.5L), so it checks out.
Happy brewing!
- Comment on How could you do this to me? 4 weeks ago:
Spin up some Linux distro while you wait.
Especially if you’re a “power user”, you’ll have a lot of unlearning to do, might as well get started and go in prepared for a lot of disappointment.
- Comment on What did I forget? 4 weeks ago:
And that script. I’m curious how you implemented it.
- Comment on Fuck Microsoft 4 weeks ago:
This is the final straw that made install Mint. I was so sick of the constant screens after every update continuously pestering me with shit I didn’t want, like “YOU ASKED BEFORE AND SAID NO, ASK ME AGAIN AND ILL PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK”
So I metaphorically did.
- Comment on Stretch marks 5 weeks ago:
Are you writing The Testicle Monologues? I was captivated, whens the off-Broadway premier?
- Comment on Then it moves to the afterlife 5 weeks ago:
Mostly farting. Also during sex.
- Comment on Can anyone scientists confirm? 5 weeks ago:
Same. I don’t think he is my brother.
- Comment on Amazing 5 weeks ago:
I’ll make a bold prediction that we won’t have 25 months this year either. Maybe next century.
- Comment on Drug deal 1 month ago:
The waiters still check, for some reason. I always order a cola here, and still get “is pepsi ok?”
- Comment on The Confederacy (or whatever) 1 month ago:
What are you talking about, what’s a dildo? That’s mom’s figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.
- Comment on Aeroplane 1 month ago:
Pff.
Just caption an Airbus. Assuming you’re in flight, you just need the buttons to engage cat III auto landing, make wings bigger, make wheels stick out, and brakes after you land.
- Comment on I said, LOOK at it! 1 month ago:
I don’t get it, maybe cause I don’t have Instagram. What’s this meant to represent, since I assume it’s not about trucks doing impossible u-turns
- Comment on What a lucky woman 1 month ago:
“Please help me convince her to let me sleep in our bed.”
- Comment on An Idea That I Could Get Behind 1 month ago:
Some humans are like warlocks, but with words. Wordlocks, really.
- Comment on An Idea That I Could Get Behind 1 month ago:
How did you make the r and n almost completely overlap? Letter sorcery…
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I fear that the more info I have about someone, the higher the chance I’ll say something stupid.
No way I can make a joke in front of your new GF about how you broke your old bed with your ex, if I don’t know that happened in the first place.
😭
- Comment on He makes a great point 1 month ago:
Exactly! Barking isn’t some sort of language in an of itself, it’s only a minor part of how dogs communicate.
- Comment on Beauty standards are insane these days 1 month ago:
I agree. Millipedes ads are getting absolutely crazy in the last several years, and must be stopped!
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I assumed they were acting out of romantic interest, not out of malice/gossipy curiosity.