ByteJunk
@ByteJunk@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon describes their dream home 1 hour ago:
I love it! Bonus points if it turns to a big in the winter, so I can collect potion ingredients.
- Comment on Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York 1 week ago:
I swear I thought this answer was about as accurate as the one that said “dragons”.
How steampunk for probably the largest city in the world to use steam in this day and age? I love it…
- Comment on They should suffer 1 week ago:
If YouTube shows me an ad or two once in a while, I’ll suffer through it.
But flood me every 3.5 minutes of a 40m video with 2 ads, unskipable? You’re damn right I’m using Firefox and an ad blocker, you stupid f…
- Comment on Never trust coworkers 3 weeks ago:
Technically he has more sides now. A lot more.
- Comment on Great Advice 3 weeks ago:
And chocolate. Lots of chocolate.
Hope you’re well now. * Hugs *
- Comment on 'vegetative electron microscopy' 3 weeks ago:
Management would like to push up this timeline. Can you deliver by end of week?
- Comment on Disappointing coyote attack 3 weeks ago:
Thank you, I wouldn’t have known how to react to the child’s amusing statement without the emojis instructions.
- Comment on Sounds logical to me 4 weeks ago:
Tee-hee.
- Comment on Spent half an hour on it. Felt good. 1 month ago:
What do you mean? That’s a surname.
- Comment on Spent half an hour on it. Felt good. 1 month ago:
Is your caps lock broken? What the heck is that second select?
- Comment on tig ol bitties 1 month ago:
May I suggest reading Carl Sagan’s Cosmos? Or watch one of the TV shows.
While your average human is about as smart as a brick, there are so many minds throughout history that were able to pull humanity out of our dark caves and into space.
What we need, to survive as a species, is to nurture people, give them (proper) education, and more will come up.
- Comment on I am from a different millenia 1 month ago:
I was alone…
I was all by myself…
No one was lookiiiiing…
- Comment on 6/10 1 month ago:
Let’s stop beating around the bush, shall we?
- Comment on She was thrilled at all the people running to confirm that she is still HOT 1 month ago:
Probably yelling her phone number to someone who blew her a kiss.
- Comment on Bumper crop 1 month ago:
The one use of roundup that’s universally approved.
- Comment on Little know fact 1 month ago:
I’ll add this along with “gargling beast balls” to the list of sentences I wasn’t expecting to read today.
- Comment on Schrödinger's Cat 1 month ago:
You’re not alone brother, Einstein himself had beef with quantum mechanics (as did most of the guys who developed the whole field, AFAIK).
His famous quote “god doesn’t play dice” isnt about destiny or religion or something. It’s specifically about this, about how the universe is mostly deterministic (the tree DOES make a sound, the cat IS alive OR dead) except in quantum physics where things supposedly are random and based on probability? Hogwash.
Proving that it is hogwash, however, is a Nobel prize and a ticket to immortality…
- Comment on Schrödinger's Cat 1 month ago:
In the reflection, the box appears to have a cat in it. There is no cat in the original (right side) box.
This is a joke on the famous “Schrödinger’s cat”, a thought experiment about quantum superposition where a cat inside a box is both alive and dead at the same time, up until the moment someone looks into the box.
To me as a layman, this sounds like utter hogwash, so it’s funny because it “proves” the experiment as best as it can be proven (which is not at all).
I suspect many theoretical physicists think the same way, but they’ve learned these equations that tell them they need to believe this hogwash. Let’s spare a thought for their troubled souls…
- Comment on The Human Condition 1 month ago:
Haha jokes on you, I make so little that I don’t have to pay taxes!
Shit I’m gonna go live in the woods. Awooooo
- Comment on Career day 2 months ago:
I honestly don’t know what a rage-bait cooking mom is, and I’m feeling kinda blessed right now…
- Comment on Anon watches her boyfriend play videogames 2 months ago:
Only neckbeards on 4chan, it’s obviously a troll post, newf…
- Comment on Kryptonite 2 months ago:
Uranium fever has done and got me down
- Comment on Eaten’ on the roof 2 months ago:
I looked up what dingus means, and got this:
nouninformal•North American used to refer to something one cannot or does not wish to name specifically.
So it’s like Voldemort… takes notes
- Comment on Eaten’ on the roof 2 months ago:
Of course not, how could you miss the oversized stuffed mascot sitting across from him??
- Comment on The USA was always broken 2 months ago:
And it’s hard to overstate that the post WW2 golden age came as a result as the rest of the entire world being devastated by war, while the US industry was absolutely untouched and immediately ready to pivot from war time demand to supplying the world.
That ain’t gonna happen again.
- Comment on Anon removes a fence 2 months ago:
You nailed it huh
- Comment on son, happy birthday 2 months ago:
Definitely not, a bacteriophage is like 500 nanometres. A tardigrade is 0.5 mm, or 500 000 nanometres, literally 1000x the size.
- Comment on It's just a Planck bro 2 months ago:
Definitely.
- Comment on Anon cheats through college 2 months ago:
There’s nobody out there writing “commercial” code in notepad. It’s the concepts that matter, not the spelling, so if OP got a solid grasp on those from using GPT, he’ll probably make it just fine
- Comment on Europeans watching US/CA relations implode 2 months ago:
Come join us! We have wine and baguettes, I’m sure we can make it work.