ByteJunk
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- Comment on new Tesla Roadster prototype 1 day ago:
I feel like I should speak up, because I feel deeply betrayed.
We had established a solid timeline for moving forward with the project, and the current progress allows us to meet all prerequisites comfortably
Despite our sincere expectations that we would now initiate our relationship, we find ourselves dumbfounded to have received such a curt and inconsiderate reply.
Be advised that we’re considering all our options, including litigation and not leaving the basement.
Middling regards, Betrayed Person
- Comment on Strong Review 1 day ago:
All purple leggings are purple man leggings if you pull hard enough.
- Comment on Imagine the comments section. 3 days ago:
Your client clicked for you, GOTEM
- Comment on Anon drinks too much milk 4 days ago:
Boxes as in the typical tetrapaks. They’re very much like the regular milk cartons I’ve seen sold in the US, and basically built the same way but have an additional very thin aluminum foil layer in between the cardboard and plastic, to provide a more complete barrier against light and oxygen, and nowadays they even sell them with screw caps and what not.
Either option still seems much better than plastic jugs to me, that just screams liquid laundry detergent or motor oil to me.
- Comment on Anon drinks too much milk 4 days ago:
Whoever is using those diapers probably has diabetes then, because it’s making the milk taste sweeter.
- Comment on Anon drinks too much milk 4 days ago:
OK, fair. They are different, and it’s especially noticeable at room temperature and more so if warm.
I find it much harder to notice the difference if it’s cold, and almost impossible if I’m mixing it with tea or coffee or cereals, but some people might just be more sensitive than I am.
- Comment on Anon drinks too much milk 5 days ago:
Ah that makes sense, I thought you were making a distinction between UTH and HTST - they’re different, but for someone who doesn’t like milk they’re the same thing.
- Comment on Anon drinks too much milk 5 days ago:
The point of UHT is that it keeps for months at room temperature until open, the only point I can see of selling it refrigerated is because people there expect it.
No idea how it can taste “nasty” to you though, I get that it’s a bit different, slightly sweeter, but cold out of the fridge I’m not convinced everyone could tell them apart, let alone if you’re pouring it into cereals or for cooking/baking.
- Comment on Anon drinks too much milk 5 days ago:
TIL that in many countries people don’t buy UHT.
That’s crazy to me, there’s always boxes and boxes of milk in the pantry, no way I could store all that milk in the fridge
- Comment on Well at least you are not number one 5 days ago:
I know, and it’s a burden, it distracts from my brilliance.
- Comment on I hope woke grok is okay 1 week ago:
Knights of Guinevere is an animation series by Glitch, the creators of some other amazing works that are freely available on YouTube.
The 2nd episode just came out the other day, the series is set in an amusement park planet, where the two main protagonists (so far) find a damaged Guinevere robot, the mascot of the park, that seems to have experienced some… brutal treatments, and is unlike all the other Guineveres.
I highly recommend their work, it’s really great. The only downside is waiting months in between episodes…
- Comment on Lawful evil 1 week ago:
“Your driver is delivering another order first”
Sure ask me again for that tip, APP. Do it. I dare you.
- Comment on The cheap ones leave the best residue 1 week ago:
Time for some math on those EVs
- Comment on Damn 1 week ago:
Here they sang about tomorrow
And tomorrow never came. - Comment on time to starr shootin some AI execs 1 week ago:
What’s a “forced reset trigger” and why does it cost $9500 then?
The point is that’s nitpicking the definition.
- Comment on time to starr shootin some AI execs 1 week ago:
Technically. Plus couldn’t you just buy it off someone with literally none of those restrictions?
- Comment on time to starr shootin some AI execs 1 week ago:
The thought of going up to a store and buying an assault rifle over the counter for $500 with barely any restrictions is so alien to me.
- Comment on Delish 2 1 week ago:
Got it stuck inside another mini m&m tube filled with peanut butter and microwaved mashed banana again?
- Comment on Would swipe right 2 weeks ago:
You ain’t touching it regardless.
- Comment on We Have a Problem 2 weeks ago:
The second flush is the killer.
Especially when that first one has gone halfway down, and in your hubris, you’re certain that the now fully charged 2nd wave will clear away the nightsoil,
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- Comment on Is gud 2 weeks ago:
Imagining my dick Imagining my dick, but big Check pants.
I’ve conducted some research into this subject and came to the conclusion that it is a hoax.
- Comment on Broomsticks? What is this? The Dark Ages? 2 weeks ago:
I can never gloss over the fact of how painful it would be having to support and balance your entire body weight on your perineum.
- Comment on Logical 2 weeks ago:
If you made a homophobic gay guy forget that he’s gay, chances are he forgets he’s homophobic too and end up with just a guy.
- Comment on as good as new 3 weeks ago:
Perfectly good for a loincloth.
- Comment on No fucking shit, Sherlock 4 weeks ago:
Damn, all the conspiracy comes from.some dude misunderstanding “staged rockets to the moon”.
- Comment on Pressing question 5 weeks ago:
It was for the best. Neither man nor beast should ever see the things poor gerbil saw…
- Comment on Pressing question 5 weeks ago:
This reminds me of one of the OG memes.
“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,” Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.
Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew “Kiki” Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. “I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,” he explained. “As usual, Kiki shouted out ‘Armageddon,’ my cue that he’d had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn’t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.” At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. “The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil’s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.”
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract
- Comment on SBA #231 Sins and Virtues 5 weeks ago:
Valid points, and I agree that the “packaging” of vices into this format of “7 deadly sins” is traceable to early Christian origins.
You’ve also conceded that this format is clearly rooted on the earlier Hellenistic vice/virtue framework, so I’ll call the 7 deadly sins a “dark age one pager”, meant for monks and other people of simpler minds.
- Comment on I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER 1 month ago:
They can be. The cabin crew will communicate to the flight crew when the interior is ready, they won’t takeoff without it, and someone refusing to sit down or buckle up definitely counts as not ready.
If a passenger gets up and causes a disturbance later, that would also get communicated to the flight crew and, shot of the plane having started its takeoff roll, there’s a good chance everyone is going back to the gate to remove this person.
- Comment on The kids are alright 2 months ago:
Ah yeah makes sense. Nothing against the Score, but Queen lends itself more to the proposed activity.