ByteJunk
@ByteJunk@lemmy.world
- Comment on <3 <3 <3 1 day ago:
Yes or no lol
- Comment on 0mg 3 days ago:
I automatically read it as zero milligrammes.
- Comment on lemmy is my stream of consciousness diary and the posts my entries 1 week ago:
For some reason this reminded me of a “in between two ferns” interview, I don’t remember with who, where Galiakcnshjjkzzzz goes “I hear you’re very reserved and hate personal questions. So when did you first get your period?” and I thought that was so stupid that it was hilarious.
- Comment on straight down to business pls 1 week ago:
Insert “Hello, HR?” meme
- Comment on No, really, I will! 1 week ago:
Same joke here (YouTube)
- Comment on No, really, I will! 1 week ago:
I don’t get why are you guys
- Comment on Not gonna lie, I kind like it 1 week ago:
Also with how expensive a plot of land is these days, no way we’re splurging for individual accommodations.
- Comment on Just stand still and don't speak 2 weeks ago:
Hey it’s the Madagascar crew, nothing sus here.
- Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent 2 weeks ago:
Perhaps we could consider investigating the train of circumstances that have led you to sleep naked in the past, as I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.
- Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent 2 weeks ago:
Why are feet the human radiator?
One would expect that an extremity that is so far away from the core areas, with its limited blood flow and lack of any particularly relevant component, would be supremely inefficient at radiating heat.
That is until you wake up feeling like an ice cube and grumpy enough to shoot the first thing that looks at you funny because one foot was uncovered.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 2 weeks ago:
Best I can tell, the criteria for calling something “cheese” in America is containing 51% cheese.
That’s just ridiculous. Either it’s cheese l, or it’s a product.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 2 weeks ago:
My understanding is that cheddar is yellow, not orange, unless they add colouring specifically to make it orange.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 2 weeks ago:
Also horses, and not being murdered by their companions.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 2 weeks ago:
It’s done since it’s not real cheese.
- Comment on If it fits... 1 month ago:
Oh I misread it as front right/passenger wheel, my bad. Yeah that doesn’t leave much alternative.
Which is kinda stupid since that car’s front wheels are probably closer to the curb than many trucks’ driver side wheels are even when parked properly…
- Comment on If it fits... 1 month ago:
OP could park nose first into the curb. Checkmate.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I mean… I’m your typical run of the mill cishet, and my response to femboys would be very confusing if I was some huge bigot with moronic beliefs.
Except I’m not, so excuse me while GLUP GLUP GLUP
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Just follow the current
- Comment on Anon reality checks your fantasy 2 months ago:
There’s absolutely no way that could have happened. While Sauron was defeated on the slopes of Orodruin, the movie scene where Isildur and Elrond climb to the ledge of the fires isn’t in the books.
Elrond recounts what happened that day to Boromir, much later:
Isildur took it, as should not have been. It should have been cast then into Orodruin’s fire nigh at hand where it was made. But few marked what Isildur did. He alone stood by his father in that last mortal contest; and by Gil-galad only Círdan stood, and I. But Isildur would not listen to our counsel.
‘“This I will have as weregild for my father, and my brother,” he said; and therefore whether we would or no, he took it to treasure it. But soon he was betrayed by it to his death; and so it is named in the North Isildur’s Bane. Yet death maybe was better than what else might have befallen him.
There’s no way Elrond could have picked up a grieving Isildur who is holding his dead father, carried him kicking and screaming, and yeeted him off the precipice.
Imagine, in the hour of such a pyrrhic victory, with Gil’galad and Elendil bodies still warm after their sacrifice, trying to murder the new High King of the Dúnedain and, technically, the ruler of both Arnor and Gondor over having claimed a ring? That’s a whole new war right there between what human and elven armies were still standing…
- Comment on Love what you do 2 months ago:
He has to scrape Jake Paul off of his legs a lot, that looked like hard work.
- Comment on yoooo 2 months ago:
Of course! The smooching had me giggling like a teenager.
But also, I’m so impressed by just how much stage presence Christian Boyle and Jeremy Jordan have! I’m not dissing anyone, far from it, I love the whole cast so much, but those two are made for live acting, they have that bigger than life quality or something.
- Comment on yoooo 2 months ago:
I loved the whole name change arc lol.
- Comment on Two types 2 months ago:
For English, not using “e” seems like the real challenge.
- Comment on Always wear protection, folks 2 months ago:
THEY’RE DOING IT BEFORE THEY MARRY??
- Comment on Always wear protection, folks 2 months ago:
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS MUTTERING ABOUT?!
- Comment on My Religion 2 months ago:
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you lose your freedom. Be sure to remain meek when they come to shackle you, it’ll be fine I’m sure.
- Comment on idk 2 months ago:
Aye, as God intended.
- Comment on idk 2 months ago:
Oh, reduced the time by 8 minutes.
I was wondering what sort of kettle you were using that was almost as slow as a stove. Mine takes under two minutes for 2 cups (0.5L), so it checks out.
Happy brewing!
- Comment on How could you do this to me? 2 months ago:
Spin up some Linux distro while you wait.
Especially if you’re a “power user”, you’ll have a lot of unlearning to do, might as well get started and go in prepared for a lot of disappointment.
- Comment on What did I forget? 2 months ago:
And that script. I’m curious how you implemented it.