ByteJunk

@ByteJunk@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨coping⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You really took the bit between your teeth blaming the lycan there, didn’t you Mr Fox. The lab guys are pulling teeth to get the results, but we’ll soon know who’s bite marks are on that girl who bit the bullet. You wouldn’t be lying through your teeth now would you? Because I’ll sink my teeth into you and bring you down if it’s the last thing I do…

  …said some detective with a hyperfixation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨call of the void⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  ChatGPT and similar are basically mandated to be sycophants by their prompting.

  Wonder if some of these AIs didn’t have such strict instructions, if they’d call out user bullshit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump administration announces tariffs that may make plenty of tech more expensive from August 1⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake news. Remember, TACO.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s outright disgusting.

  If you need to regularly scratch your anus, go see a doctor.

  Also, even if you do need to scratch your anus, why wouldn’t you be able to eat with your hands? SURELY you sanitize them properly RIGHT? RIGHT?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a thing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I share this view. It was so nonsensical that it was actually funny and memorable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fart kontrol⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What is that 2 - 12 kmh sign? A speed limit for a pedestrian road?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks to the "you need to buy a new PC for running W11" bullshit, scammers are selling ewaste at full price to inexperienced people⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This.

  Also, upgrade to Linux.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cow eggs⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And probably made of chocolate? I can see where they might have picked that one up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[US Politics] How much can Mamdani even do as Mayor? Couldn't the NYC City Coucil just block every progressive thing he tries to do?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not very good at this…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alley cat lunch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sweet summer child, you should have seen Europe at the turn of the century.

  I’ve seen doctors pulling out a cigarette and start smoking in the middle of a ward. Any place you’d go at night - a cafe, a bar, a pub, a disco - and you’d nearly vomit at how your clothes smelled the next day.

  Everything and everyone smelled like tobacco.

  Nowadays? It’s paradise I tell you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do I need to make it anymore obvious?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I’m on that boat too.

  I’ll pick up different songs as I hear them, but my brain after a while defaults to 4 non blonds - what’s up.

  I have no idea why, I don’t particularly like the music, I never listened to it much, and still it got imprinted into my brain somehow.

  Out of the blue, it just picks up at *And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
  And I take a deep breath and I get real high
  And I scream from the top of my lungs, “What’s going on?”  *

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon turns on raytracing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There really isn’t.

  The op comment was that gamers need to buy expensive hardware so that developers could cut on features/optimization.

  The follow-up reply likened it to customizing your burger, but the better analogy would be for McDonald’s to remove all tomato and pickles (saving money), and the user had to buy it themselves to add to the burger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon turns on raytracing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s assume cutting out tomatoes and pickles saved $0.23 per hamburger.

  McDonald’s serves 6.5 million hamburgers a day.
  That’s $500 million extra profit for their shareholders.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pikachew⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But are Gyarados edible too? I feel Pokémon terribly neglects the nutritional aspect in the show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pikachew⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  HMMMMM Dungeon Meshi.

  I mean, surely people have tried to roast Pokémon before. Some of them look real plum and juicy…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very small deal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they like one size fits all?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP Thomas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What other good things in life come in 6-packs, I wonder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have a look around. Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s no need to panic, this isn’t a test
  Just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like this is a very “scientisty” thing - the theoretical aspect is so fascinating and being able to fit all the pieces into a model that is mathematically accurate is the reward.

  Considering the practical application of the model and how it can benefit society (or in other words, be marketed for profit) takes a different set of skills.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Strawberries are nuts 🍓⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You celebrated 50 years together two years ago… Such a heartwarming story!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CEOs Are Creating AI Copies of Themselves That Are Spouting Braindead Hallucinations to Their Confused Underlings⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly my question. More often than not, I’d wager on AI making the right call instead of the arrogant, power tripping blabbering dimwit who got to CEO because he’s got absolutely no scruples or morals and absolutely zero shame and will sacrifice anything for his goal of hoarding more wealth.

  It probably has less hallucinations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays Metroid⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kinda reminded me of Warframe after you finish Vor’s quest and the game is like: here’s a billion systems I never properly explained, go have fun.

  Totally based.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PFP Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That was… not expected.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Correct Grindr Response⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good thing that was the giveaway, and not the “nice dick” edit, because I’d like to point out that it’s perfectly normal to compliment an acquaintance’s dick or give it a suck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana tonight⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world undercover?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits a guy's house⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beyond the Wall we kneel for no man, you expect me to bend it to a bit of ice?

  HA!

  Stupid kneelers…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits a guy's house⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re on the floor. How would I get them to the sink?? I don’t think even Messi could kick them up there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh, chill⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know about associated punishments, but the highway code is clear.

  Rule 267: […]Overtake only on the right.

  Rule 268: Do not overtake on the left or move to a lane on your left to overtake.

  It goes on to clarify that, in heavy traffic, the left lane could be moving faster and that keeping up with the flow is OK.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh, chill⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what’s a needless lane change? When I come behind you and have to cross 2 lanes to overtake you, because you’re totally zoned out and never saw me coming, and then I have to move back 2 lanes again instead of 1.

  MOVE RIGHT jackass. If changing lanes on an empty highway is too challenging for you, maybe you shouldn’t be driving on one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh, chill⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The highway code, the official rules for road use in the UK, reads:

  (General Rules, 160) “keep to the left, unless road signs or markings indicate otherwise. The exceptions are when you want to overtake, turn right or pass parked vehicles or pedestrians in the road”

  (Motorway lane disciple, rule 264): “Keep in the left lane unless overtaking. If you are overtaking, you should return to the left lane when it is safe to do so (see also Rules 267 and 268).”

  Many other EU countries have the same rules. I wouldn’t know about America.