ByteJunk
@ByteJunk@lemmy.world
- Comment on Memes from my biology class #5 14 hours ago:
That is camouflage. I use it to avoid being prey for people who hunt for the flashy and extroverted types.
- Comment on fellow patriots 2 days ago:
**FOX News Special Report: Alderaan Destroyed—Emperor Trump Responds to Rebel Threat ** In a decisive move aimed at quelling a growing rebellion, the Empire today confirmed the destruction of the planet Alderaan, a Core World long suspected of harboring anti-government extremists. The response, authorized under the leadership of Emperor Donald J. Trump, marks what Imperial officials are calling a “necessary and proportionate show of strength” in the face of escalating terrorist threats.
White House equivalent officials aboard the Galactic Capitol Starcruiser said Alderaan’s destruction via the Empire’s new defensive installation—the Death Star—was “not taken lightly.” Grand Moff Tarkin, speaking on behalf of Emperor Trump, called Alderaan “a hub of insurgent activity, fake news proliferation, and anti-Imperial propaganda.”
“Alderaan was warned. The Rebels were warned. And yet, they chose to test us,” Tarkin stated. “Thanks to Emperor Trump’s bold leadership, peace and order are being restored to the galaxy.”
**Conservative Reaction Praises Trump’s Resolve ** Imperial Senate Republicans, though now largely ceremonial under Trump’s streamlined executive rule, praised the move. “This shows the galaxy that lawlessness will not stand,” said former Senator Gorran Vale (R-Corellia). “Under Emperor Trump, we are no longer appeasing anarchists. We are protecting hard-working star citizens.”
FOX News political analyst Kayla Deen noted, “For years, Alderaan’s elites flaunted their liberal values, resisted Imperial policies, and even funded Rebel operations. Emperor Trump promised to bring law and order back to the galaxy, and today, he delivered.”
Democrats and Alien-Sympathizers Decry Action
Predictably, fringe left-wing groups and alien rights activists across the Outer Rim immediately condemned the action. The Rebellion, officially labeled a terrorist organization by the Empire, issued an unverified statement claiming Alderaan was a peaceful planet with no weapons. Experts at the Trump Imperial Policy Institute dismissed the claims as “Rebel disinformation.”
Former Senator Mon Mothma, now in hiding, accused the Empire of “committing genocide.” In response, White House Comms Officer Jerrek Dalton told FOX News, “She’s been on the wrong side of history for years. This is about security, not politics.”
**A Stronger, Safer Galaxy ** Imperial markets responded positively to the display of power, with starship stocks rising 4.3% in late Coruscant trading. Citizens across the Mid Rim reportedly welcomed the message of order. One citizen on Naboo, speaking anonymously, said, “It’s about time someone stood up to these entitled planets that think they’re above the law.”
While critics continue to push back, Emperor Trump remains unfazed. In a brief holonet transmission, he declared, “We are making the Empire great again. One rebel world at a time.”
Stay tuned to FOX Galactic News for continuing fair and balanced coverage of the Rebellion, Imperial security, and Emperor Trump’s efforts to restore greatness to the galaxy
- Comment on Found Lily and Mitch 1 week ago:
She’s five, will you give her some time? Jeez…
Anyone can be born gay, but fashion? That takes years to master!
- Comment on Puss ups 1 week ago:
I was thinking cock ups, but that strikes me as a call to arms.
- Comment on Minecraft confuses me 2 weeks ago:
What, how do you expect a kid to play and have fun if you don’t get them iPads and all the games and videos imaginable?! You soulless bastard…
/s just in case. Keep it up, you’re doing a good job my brother.
- Comment on memes from my biology class #1 2 weeks ago:
Hahah, I never had a good mnemonic for cation and anion. Thanks op!
- Comment on In heat 2 weeks ago:
Because we’re human, and that’s a human-made tool. It’s made to fit us and our needs, not the other way around. And in case you’ve missed the last decade, it actually does it rather well.
- Comment on Take the Green Herb? 2 weeks ago:
With how the day is going, might need to mix it up with a red one…
- Comment on In heat 2 weeks ago:
Because that’s the normal way in which humans communicate.
But for Google more specifically, that sort of keyword prompts is how you searched stuff in the '00s… Nowadays the search prompt actually understands natural language, and even has features like “people also ask” that are related to this.
All in all, do whatever works for you, it’s just that asking questions isn’t bad.
- Comment on Anon describes their dream home 2 weeks ago:
I love it! Bonus points if it turns to a big in the winter, so I can collect potion ingredients.
- Comment on Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York 4 weeks ago:
I swear I thought this answer was about as accurate as the one that said “dragons”.
How steampunk for probably the largest city in the world to use steam in this day and age? I love it…
- Comment on They should suffer 4 weeks ago:
If YouTube shows me an ad or two once in a while, I’ll suffer through it.
But flood me every 3.5 minutes of a 40m video with 2 ads, unskipable? You’re damn right I’m using Firefox and an ad blocker, you stupid f…
- Comment on Never trust coworkers 5 weeks ago:
Technically he has more sides now. A lot more.
- Comment on Great Advice 1 month ago:
And chocolate. Lots of chocolate.
Hope you’re well now. * Hugs *
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Management would like to push up this timeline. Can you deliver by end of week?
- Comment on Disappointing coyote attack 1 month ago:
Thank you, I wouldn’t have known how to react to the child’s amusing statement without the emojis instructions.
- Comment on Sounds logical to me 1 month ago:
Tee-hee.
- Comment on Spent half an hour on it. Felt good. 1 month ago:
What do you mean? That’s a surname.
- Comment on Spent half an hour on it. Felt good. 1 month ago:
Is your caps lock broken? What the heck is that second select?
- Comment on tig ol bitties 2 months ago:
May I suggest reading Carl Sagan’s Cosmos? Or watch one of the TV shows.
While your average human is about as smart as a brick, there are so many minds throughout history that were able to pull humanity out of our dark caves and into space.
What we need, to survive as a species, is to nurture people, give them (proper) education, and more will come up.
- Comment on I am from a different millenia 2 months ago:
I was alone…
I was all by myself…
No one was lookiiiiing…
- Comment on 6/10 2 months ago:
Let’s stop beating around the bush, shall we?
- Comment on She was thrilled at all the people running to confirm that she is still HOT 2 months ago:
Probably yelling her phone number to someone who blew her a kiss.
- Comment on Bumper crop 2 months ago:
The one use of roundup that’s universally approved.
- Comment on Little know fact 2 months ago:
I’ll add this along with “gargling beast balls” to the list of sentences I wasn’t expecting to read today.
- Comment on Schrödinger's Cat 2 months ago:
You’re not alone brother, Einstein himself had beef with quantum mechanics (as did most of the guys who developed the whole field, AFAIK).
His famous quote “god doesn’t play dice” isnt about destiny or religion or something. It’s specifically about this, about how the universe is mostly deterministic (the tree DOES make a sound, the cat IS alive OR dead) except in quantum physics where things supposedly are random and based on probability? Hogwash.
Proving that it is hogwash, however, is a Nobel prize and a ticket to immortality…
- Comment on Schrödinger's Cat 2 months ago:
In the reflection, the box appears to have a cat in it. There is no cat in the original (right side) box.
This is a joke on the famous “Schrödinger’s cat”, a thought experiment about quantum superposition where a cat inside a box is both alive and dead at the same time, up until the moment someone looks into the box.
To me as a layman, this sounds like utter hogwash, so it’s funny because it “proves” the experiment as best as it can be proven (which is not at all).
I suspect many theoretical physicists think the same way, but they’ve learned these equations that tell them they need to believe this hogwash. Let’s spare a thought for their troubled souls…
- Comment on The Human Condition 2 months ago:
Haha jokes on you, I make so little that I don’t have to pay taxes!
Shit I’m gonna go live in the woods. Awooooo
- Comment on Career day 2 months ago:
I honestly don’t know what a rage-bait cooking mom is, and I’m feeling kinda blessed right now…
- Comment on Anon watches her boyfriend play videogames 2 months ago:
Only neckbeards on 4chan, it’s obviously a troll post, newf…