ByteJunk

@ByteJunk@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two types⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  For English, not using “e” seems like the real challenge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always wear protection, folks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  THEY’RE DOING IT BEFORE THEY MARRY??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always wear protection, folks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  WHAT ARE YOU GUYS MUTTERING ABOUT?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Religion⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you lose your freedom. Be sure to remain meek when they come to shackle you, it’ll be fine I’m sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Aye, as God intended.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, reduced the time by 8 minutes.

  I was wondering what sort of kettle you were using that was almost as slow as a stove. Mine takes under two minutes for 2 cups (0.5L), so it checks out.

  Happy brewing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How could you do this to me?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Spin up some Linux distro while you wait.

  Especially if you’re a “power user”, you’ll have a lot of unlearning to do, might as well get started and go in prepared for a lot of disappointment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did I forget?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And that script. I’m curious how you implemented it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck Microsoft⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the final straw that made install Mint. I was so sick of the constant screens after every update continuously pestering me with shit I didn’t want, like “YOU ASKED BEFORE AND SAID NO, ASK ME AGAIN AND ILL PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK”

  So I metaphorically did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stretch marks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you writing The Testicle Monologues? I was captivated, whens the off-Broadway premier?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Then it moves to the afterlife⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mostly farting. Also during sex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone scientists confirm?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. I don’t think he is my brother.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll make a bold prediction that we won’t have 25 months this year either. Maybe next century.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug deal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The waiters still check, for some reason. I always order a cola here, and still get “is pepsi ok?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Confederacy (or whatever)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What are you talking about, what’s a dildo? That’s mom’s figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aeroplane⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pff.

  Just caption an Airbus. Assuming you’re in flight, you just need the buttons to engage cat III auto landing, make wings bigger, make wheels stick out, and brakes after you land.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I said, LOOK at it!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it, maybe cause I don’t have Instagram. What’s this meant to represent, since I assume it’s not about trucks doing impossible u-turns

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a lucky woman⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Please help me convince her to let me sleep in our bed.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An Idea That I Could Get Behind⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some humans are like warlocks, but with words. Wordlocks, really.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An Idea That I Could Get Behind⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How did you make the r and n almost completely overlap? Letter sorcery…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I fear that the more info I have about someone, the higher the chance I’ll say something stupid.

  No way I can make a joke in front of your new GF about how you broke your old bed with your ex, if I don’t know that happened in the first place.

  😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He makes a great point⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly! Barking isn’t some sort of language in an of itself, it’s only a minor part of how dogs communicate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beauty standards are insane these days ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree. Millipedes ads are getting absolutely crazy in the last several years, and must be stopped!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I assumed they were acting out of romantic interest, not out of malice/gossipy curiosity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weeks of research⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahahah! You gotta watch The Boys now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We could have lived in a world where Hideo Kojima made a Matrix game, if only someone had told him he was offered to make one⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  KOTOR is such an amazing game… I’ve replayed it recently hoping it would ruin my childhood recollection of it being god tier. It didn’t, it’s still an amazing game after all these years

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Supreme Court overturns Queensland's controversial puberty blocker ban - ABC News (Australia)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, and as awful as that sounds, this is the right way of doing things.

  What must happen now is that the minister opens a public consultation, and then you go out and bring along every single ally you can muster and you make yourself heard, and you convince everyone and their mothers that these guys can never be elected again.

  And if the rest of the country doesn’t agree with you, then they don’t.

  The only issue is when money comes into play, and it’s used to amplify the message from one side and drown out the other. Then the country is fucked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, boomer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lead gasoline for cars is gone. Lead pipes are still around.

  You’re concerned about the big problem that we already solved? Bro, you need to re-prioritize.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, boomer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  True, but the safe level of lead is none. This is especially true for children.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, boomer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  While lead pipes were banned in 1986, millions of lead service lines remain in service across the US to this day…