ByteJunk

@ByteJunk@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug deal⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The waiters still check, for some reason. I always order a cola here, and still get “is pepsi ok?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Confederacy (or whatever)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What are you talking about, what’s a dildo? That’s mom’s figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aeroplane⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pff.

  Just caption an Airbus. Assuming you’re in flight, you just need the buttons to engage cat III auto landing, make wings bigger, make wheels stick out, and brakes after you land.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I said, LOOK at it!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it, maybe cause I don’t have Instagram. What’s this meant to represent, since I assume it’s not about trucks doing impossible u-turns

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a lucky woman⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Please help me convince her to let me sleep in our bed.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An Idea That I Could Get Behind⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some humans are like warlocks, but with words. Wordlocks, really.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An Idea That I Could Get Behind⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How did you make the r and n almost completely overlap? Letter sorcery…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I fear that the more info I have about someone, the higher the chance I’ll say something stupid.

  No way I can make a joke in front of your new GF about how you broke your old bed with your ex, if I don’t know that happened in the first place.

  😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He makes a great point⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly! Barking isn’t some sort of language in an of itself, it’s only a minor part of how dogs communicate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beauty standards are insane these days ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree. Millipedes ads are getting absolutely crazy in the last several years, and must be stopped!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I assumed they were acting out of romantic interest, not out of malice/gossipy curiosity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weeks of research⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahahah! You gotta watch The Boys now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We could have lived in a world where Hideo Kojima made a Matrix game, if only someone had told him he was offered to make one⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  KOTOR is such an amazing game… I’ve replayed it recently hoping it would ruin my childhood recollection of it being god tier. It didn’t, it’s still an amazing game after all these years

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Supreme Court overturns Queensland's controversial puberty blocker ban - ABC News (Australia)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, and as awful as that sounds, this is the right way of doing things.

  What must happen now is that the minister opens a public consultation, and then you go out and bring along every single ally you can muster and you make yourself heard, and you convince everyone and their mothers that these guys can never be elected again.

  And if the rest of the country doesn’t agree with you, then they don’t.

  The only issue is when money comes into play, and it’s used to amplify the message from one side and drown out the other. Then the country is fucked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, boomer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lead gasoline for cars is gone. Lead pipes are still around.

  You’re concerned about the big problem that we already solved? Bro, you need to re-prioritize.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, boomer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  True, but the safe level of lead is none. This is especially true for children.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, boomer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  While lead pipes were banned in 1986, millions of lead service lines remain in service across the US to this day…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discuss⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that the same? If you’re eating peanut butter and chocolate together frequently, you’re probably not long for this world…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are Street Racers "bad people"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If that’s why you think they’re wankers, I have news for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God what are they even for⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What kind of scissors are you posh people buying, that come in boxes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cause and Effect⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah so close. This comic should end with

  “I did my own research”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're coming.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m calling it now: the 9-banded armadillo will be adopted as Canada’s mascot in the next decade, after they become the main species in the Canadian deserts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets rid of drop box⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can someone enlighten me as to what is M$ doing this time?

  I had to install windows the other day on my kids laptop, and had to skip like 10 screens of Microsoft ads and then disable OneDrive, but saw nothing about Dropbox.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon becomes Snake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Snake?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bored⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A throwback to the OG troll that wouldnt let you cross the bridge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep yep, we’re agreeing, sorry if I made it sound like we’re not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same, I don't get this sport at all ha ha!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m afraid to ask, but is the winner the first one to come up with a brown finger?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, it’s satire, but the thing with satire is that it ridicules something real.

  It’s like that “toddlers and tiaras” crap, at that point you’re way past what any sane person considers reasonable and you’re just abusing your kid and their right to privacy for your own ends - be it social recognition, or sympathy, or outright profit. It’s disgusting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Encouragement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop selling it already.

  • Wednesday, probably.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ngl im kinda here just waitin for it 🤣⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  *Lalalalalalaaaaa

  Now it’s just me and silence, ‘neath this lonesome midnight blue,

  Prayin’ one day my runaway truck remembers me too.*