This diagram is way way way too conservative with the “see you on the other side” classification. To name a few: fluorine will literally make you catch fire instantly (if there’s more of it, you will basically get burned to a crisp before you can even blink), caesium will violently react with water in your mouth and produce so much hydrogen and heat, the whole mixture will instantly explode (in fact, this will not only be a usual, fire-like explosion, it will in addition to that be a so-called Coulomb explosion, which makes the situation even worse)
Can I lick it?
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pankuleczkapl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
dubyakay@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I wish to subscribe to more fun chemistry reaction facts!
PaulBunyan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Being colorblind sucks
waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It just means you can lick them all
Tja@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Superpowers!
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
echodot@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I love that the colour blind compatible version to just incompetentible to everyone else.
5PACEBAR@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh wow! I’d give you Lemmy gold if I could 🥇
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Exactly.
They could very easily just keep the color for color seeing people, and then add a simple pattern in the background.
Like maybe diagonal lines on one, wavy horizontal lines in another, small dots in another, etc.
Just pretend you are taking a black and white picture or making a black and white copy on an old copy machine. Can you still interpret the day afterwards? If yes, then you did it right.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
What you’re supposed to do with this stuff is design it in grayscale first, conveying information through shading, and then just add colour afterwards while maintaining the shade.
dubyakay@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Don’t let a stupid chart tell you what you can and can’t lick.
Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Licking most of the transuranium elements would entale sticking your tongue in a particle collider. Which I think is a fun Friday night 🤪
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Collider? I barely know her!
davidgro@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
…then they built the super collider.
teft@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
You have activated my trap card!
You see, I was waiting for someone to bring up head-in-particle-collider-soviet-man only to raise you a different less known Vietnamese physicist who stuck his hands there instead!
there’s an ok Kyle Hill video about it if you’re interested (:
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
That’s what she said.
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why isn’t one of those responses
“Yes, you can!” ?
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Because “Sure, go for it” is just that worded another way.
porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
whome@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
I’m slightly infuriated that green doesn’t say: yes, you can!
Routhinator@startrek.website 2 weeks ago
Can we edit it?!
Rev3rze@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Sure, go for it.
grumpusbumpus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Licking Lead is only “not a great idea?” I think it’s squarely in the “Please don’t do that” territory.
Donkter@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You can absolutely lick lead once without any noticeable consequences. You need to be living in constant interaction with lead to get poisoning.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The best part is that if you do it enough you will forget what the problem is and an continue to lick lead.
petersr@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Would you rather lick Uranium?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Damn, so close, put “us” in there and I’d be licking Uranus.
marcos@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Go ahead and lick pure oxygen. Nothing wrong with that, sure.
Siethron@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You know O2 is pure oxygen right? Unless we’re getting into the technicality of if things in there gaseous forms can be licked it’s safe.
shneancy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
i think gasses can be licked, for example - if i put menthol shards into hot cup of water, i can definitely feel it on my tongue if i lick the air above the cup. therefore, lickable
marcos@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Get a bottle of pure oxygen and open it over a tongue-simulator¹ to see what happens.
People usually use a hot-dog. But with oxygen, even a piece of wood is close enough.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
- Under standard conditions for temperature and pressure
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, of it’s possible to have a normal licking experience with something that’s gaseous at room temperature, it’s not going to go well if you do lick it.
Tower@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
You know, I’m surprised by how much green is on here. I would have expected much more red and purple.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
OH BOI, HERE I GO LICKING RADIOACTIVE CARBON ISOTOPES AGAIN!
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
So what I get from this: You can probably just lick it. Odds are in your favor
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
When in doubt, lick it.
ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I follow the same rule with my wife.
Wolf@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
When a problem comes along, you must lick it Before the cream sets out too long, you must lick it When something’s going wrong, you must lick it
teft@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
I want to meet the motherfucker bold enough to lick cesium.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
I don’t think you’d be licking much of anything after that. It’s the one at 10 seconds in the clip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YNsIaSbFdg
don@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Some of those in the actinoid [sic] series are gonna be really difficult to lick simply because of how unbelievably short their half-life is, or those such as mendelevium, that require you to either have access to (and in other cases even have your head inside of) a linear particle collider.
SpaceRanger13@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
For the tactile learners out there!
AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
The most useful chart 😅
underscores@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I’ll take a pint of the purple stuff to go, please
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Jokes on you, it’ll decay before you reach the car.
underscores@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
thanks, I’ll take it all to stay then
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Lick mercury? Plenty of people carry lumps of it right in their teeth, 24/7.
vithigar@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I responded similarly when I saw this posted before. Yes, mercury can be very toxic if it gets into your blood, but the chances of that happening from a lick are astonishingly small.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
To my understanding, organic compounds are where the real danger is with mercury.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Technically they’re amalgams with silver or other metals. Different properties and such.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
See, absolutely no order to the periodic table. Utterly useless.
Hackworth@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Titanium should not be on a higher danger level than lead.
dmention7@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
That’s Thallium (Tl). Titanium (Ti) is a happy shade of green.
(I’m only replying because I thought that same thing at first glance)
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Ah thanks.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Titanium (Ti) is a happy shade of green.
And I would certainly hope so. You can buy eating utensils made from titanium.
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Licks liquid Nitrogen
Tja@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Licking hydrogen is safe? Licks the sun
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
If chemistry was spearheaded by goats
renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
licking uranium is only "maybe not the best idea"?
smeg@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Compared to some of the others it’s pretty low in radioactivity (isotope dependent)
deranger@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Uranium is a toxic metal, even when completely disregarding its radioactivity
UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes you can! …well I’m gone!
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Missed opportunity for sure!
nebulaone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
PlumBum is my favorite flavor.
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Technically you can lick anything. You just won’t be around for long if you lick some of them.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
And none of the answer say that you can’t. Some of them just say that you shouldn’t.
koper@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
I think I would rather lick Technetium than Lithium
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Flourine should be the darkest purple. Injesting or inhaling any amount is serious bad news.
Fermion@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Radon should be yellow. You don’t want long term exposure of it in your lungs, but it’s still mostly chemically inert and not a significant immediate danger.
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Just like how lithium should be red.
moopet@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have to admit that I absolutely love how licking sodium or chloride individually is very bad for you, but when you put them together, you can lick, eat, and even swim in it all day with minimal ill health effects.
Science. 💙
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
If you submerged your body in table salt in a swimming pool for an entire day, would you come out dehydrated and cured like a piece of beef jerky?
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
(Homer Simpson) Mhh cured beef jerky
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If it’s anything like pool salt, probably not. I have a neighbor who uses pool salt, and I feel like I come out less shriveled (in my fingers of course 😏) than if it were chlorine water.
Geobloke@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Ask RFK Jr
floo@retrolemmy.com 3 weeks ago
“minimal”
Tell that to my dad’s high blood pressure
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
If you eat salt all day its going to have some quite serious health effects. Traces of it are tasty but that is about the limit.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Drinking seawater will kill someone quite fast…