waterSticksToMyBalls
@waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world
- Comment on Well now I want to 1 day ago:
Benedryl chicken so you never have to eat alone.
- Comment on 3 days ago:
windows 11
Lmao
- Comment on 1 week ago:
You sound like you don’t want to produce capital for your overlords, time to be sealed into a railway tunnel and left to rot. I bet ringo starr would even say you deserved it.
- Comment on Gold 2 weeks ago:
The accountant vs the engineer
- Comment on oh no guys theyre gonna report us to the FBI 2 weeks ago:
Just use your local flock installation like a camera based reporting system. It works best when you scroll through your phone and hold it up to the camera so they can see.
- Comment on Most could work on anyone really 3 weeks ago:
What would you post if you were a real shit poster?
- Comment on May the Fifth be with you 3 weeks ago:
Don’t go forth with a fifth on the fourth or you won’t go forth on the fifth
- Comment on Personalized Political Spectrum 1 month ago:
Wow, tell those fence sitting appendages to pick a side.
- Comment on Wake up sheeple 1 month ago:
The nasa broadcaster called it a perfect bullseye landing about 5 times. A perfect bullseye, hit em right in the Pacific ocean.
- Comment on Weird... 2 months ago:
- Comment on Peak 3d game. Nothing can beat this 2 months ago:
Mom can we have Trackmania?
No, we have trackmania at home
- Comment on Starbucks Rewards enshittifies into 3 shitty tiers 2 months ago:
Most local coffee shops around me have a punch card buy x coffees, get one free deal
- Comment on cool 2 months ago:
Boof: To abuse any licit or illicit substance via insertion into one’s rectum.
Broof: To abuse any licit or illicit substance via insertion into your bro’s rectum.
- Comment on A modest proposal 2 months ago:
Vietnam war medals are participation trophies.
- Comment on McBludda Please 😫 3 months ago:
Yikes, he’s got one hell of a ratio
- Comment on McBludda Please 😫 3 months ago:
Wake up babe, new copy pasta just dropped
- Comment on Antifa Member Arrested After Urging Others To 'Hunt' ICE Agents 3 months ago:
- Comment on How to study nature 3 months ago:
Scavengers Reign
- Comment on ICE Supreme Commander spotted in Minneapolis 4 months ago:
They’re literally just getting a clip for Fox News to air when they talk about Ice’s show of force
- Comment on DHS shares new video of minutes before ICE shooting of Renee Good 4 months ago:
Lick that boot harder
- Comment on Bus Simulator Indonesia Mod Apk V4.4.1 2026 | Latest Version 4 months ago:
An impressive amount of obviously ai generated reviews
- Comment on Apropos the American Standard 6 months ago:
Everyone! This guy lower his toilet seat all the way to the bowl by hand!
- Comment on Would you like to playtest a new indie game? Just completed first playable version of my psychological horror/moral choice simulation. 6 months ago:
I’d love to play test, does it work on the steamdeck?
- Comment on "You could smell the onions and the mustard!" 6 months ago:
- Comment on When kids come trick-or-treating, what happens if I choose trick? 6 months ago:
My neighbor choosey trick each year. He lives at the top of hill with a long driveway and leaves out joke treats. I think it was a bucket of frozen fish this year
- Comment on US government uses Halo images in a call to 'destroy' immigration, Microsoft declines to comment 6 months ago:
The suit is jacking him off
- Comment on When the nice guy 7 months ago:
He’s the jokah baby
- Comment on Get off the computer and go to sleep 7 months ago:
I keep a lil benny under my pillow for the hat man, in case he comes to town.
- Comment on Kill team intercepted on the way to a Sydney daycare centre 7 months ago:
Friendly Jordies saved again!
- Comment on When We Sleep Our Mind Creates A World In Dream Then Can't We Believe The Power Of The God? Human Birth Is To Attain The Supreme 7 months ago:
do not repeat sinful actions
Sin is fine as long as it’s new and fresh
