RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Probably works for Reddit
oh no guys theyre gonna report us to the FBI
Submitted 1 day ago by IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf to [deleted]
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charlieBox@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Wasn’t planning to go to the USA anytime soon so I couldn’t give less of a fuck
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 hours ago
Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
What’s this gift from?
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If you’re openly advocating for violence in a public place, you’re an idiot.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 1 day ago
by “extreme violence” they mean speaking against ICE btw
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Am I “they” in your statement?
Banana@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Fascist governments will always find ways to imprison dissenters, this is just one way they do so – they’ve been treating those trying to track ICE agents as if they are “violent extremists”
What’s to stop this fascist government from defining criticism against them as violent extremism? Because that is what they are trying to do. That is always what fascists do. Just following laws won’t keep us safe. Laws do not align with morality.
Typhoon@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
They’re already trying to classify anyone who is against fascism as a terrorist.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I hear ya and I don’t disagree.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
If you’re privately advocating for it when you haven’t done the harder activism first there’s also room for introspection
(Try and probably find there’s too much policy/community work to have time to think about violence)
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 1 day ago
their “domestic terrorism” is mapping ICE and Flock Cameras
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
If you’re openly advocating for extreme violence in a public place, you’re an idiot
You gonna let this loser talk about you like that Kash?
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 1 day ago
yes like they can gather all the instance admins around the globe, and then finally get the IP of my exit proxy
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You recognize interpol has arrested dozens of people around the world for internent related crims right?
Bakkoda@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The problem with this stance is the line in the sand is always moving. It’s either violence now or violence later. Or maybe you just hope that it won’t come to that for you.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Posting about it on social media (which this is) is idiotic for so many different reasons.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Real talk, that’s why even though I’m like double VPN’d I’m not going to say youtu.be/KivCRqfFcqY openly. Or that capitalism is inherently evil.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
You just did?
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 1 day ago
capitalism is evil
theloneyank@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
or a FED
Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 day ago
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
pigup@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Only thing is to stop saying start stop and it requires you to stop. By that logic, this slop sign requires you to slop. If you meant stop slop, you need to use a different signage.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Cashapp ain’t gonna do shit
lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I wouldn’t be friends with someone who is not on the FBI’s list of the enemies of MAGA.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Lol. Who dis loser?
fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 hours ago
I never planned visiting the US until your hun laws become normal, which won’t happen, so what will reporting someone that isn’t from the US to the FBI do huh? Jack shit probably.
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Remeber the head if the network at my university told me that he once was contacted by someone from a US LEA about how someone with an IP from the student housing had said something threatening about then US president George Bush Jr. and wanted information.
He told them that US law doesn’t apply in Norway, and that they had to go through proper channels by the Norwegian police and court system to get that information.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Depends on their skin color.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
“Being reported to the FBI” used to mean something.
BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I would never bother to report anything on Lemmy to a government agency but some y’all need to chill the fuck out on public forums sometimes.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Yeah, lots of users seem to treat this like oldschool 4chan before they had moderators. Back when you could just casually scroll past everything from CSAM to terrorist beheading videos, because none of it was moderated.
Klear@piefed.world 5 hours ago
I miss the old internet, but I don’t miss that.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
By those criteria, Trump qualifies to be reported to that FBI hotline. There’s a non-zero chance that some wise people have indeed reported him.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Meanwhile, I’m actively hiring these same people for exciting careers in other countries! Join today!
Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Time to ban his account, then.
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 1 day ago
A really effective measure to make him make a new account
Klear@piefed.world 5 hours ago
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 11 hours ago
Me too! They think the memes are pretty lit, and are cheering for you!
mirshafie@europe.pub 5 hours ago
FBI is all like “thanks for the dank memes bro keep em coming”
iocase@lemmy.zip 23 hours ago
😱 they’re going to put me on the same lists twice! 😱
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Unlike Santa they arent checking it twice, that way they could say 600 million Americans are on the list!
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
Naughty & Nice?
L7HM77@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
shininghero@pawb.social 1 day ago
Oh no, they’re gonna prosecute me for… Um…
checks comment history
Academically citing their own definition of terrorism as a label for their activities! The horror!IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 1 day ago
conservative@lemmy.today is a real community 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Probably created by mistake.
regedit@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
Said everyone who ever met the tool who created the community!
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 day ago
Is that the fake one or a real conservative com?
theloneyank@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
I hope they create so much chaos for the FBI that it only waste time & money. Lets Gooooooo nobody on here is doing terrorism other than the yankees commiting a genocide.
AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So they are reporting people who quote Charlie Kirk/talk bad about the president or ice. Real patriot stuff /s
Banana@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Who was it so I can block the account and keep posting extremist stuff
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Some MAGA who got bullied out from Lemmy lol
Banana@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
That tracks lol
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 1 day ago
And I’m sure that when the FBI director sobers up from his latest bout of binge drinking, and trump ass kissing, he will get right on it.
RoddyStiggs@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Report this, dickhead.
FishFace@piefed.social 1 day ago
This isn’t a shitpost and you sound like you need to calm down and touch grass. To aid my own touching of grass, you’re going on my blocklist.
Klear@quokk.au 1 day ago
Protip - never announce your blocklist additions.
It looks pathetic. Block whoever you want, but keep it to yourself. Nobody cares.
FishFace@piefed.social 1 day ago
Depending on circumstance, I don’t like to block without saying the criticism behind it. If I’m then going to block, I prefer to announce to make it clear to the blockee that I won’t be replying, and to make it clear to everyone else why I haven’t replied, if the blockee chooses to reply. Works for me.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Could you please not use lemmy shitpost for dragging random people into your internet arguments? This is for memes and funny things.
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
No actually, it’s for shitposts. Shitposts can be memes and funny things, but they are not limited to that.
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Getting charged for false reporting is fun, more people should try it out.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 day ago
my dog is a chonky boi
waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Just use your local flock installation like a camera based reporting system. It works best when you scroll through your phone and hold it up to the camera so they can see.
dasrael@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Unhinged American fascists can get fucked.