Rampsquatch
@Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on They don't cover nuclear war? Pass. 3 days ago:
Because of the first and last lines, nothing is covered. Pre-existing condition is code for “we will deny you coverage when we feel like it”.
- Comment on I just wanted a new recliner 2 weeks ago:
No, the urine is a requirement. I can’t get off otherwise.
- Comment on I just wanted a new recliner 2 weeks ago:
But when does the piss come into play? I always heard that tanning leather involves piss.
- Comment on Need to yak? Skip emetics, hear about what the world's Most Moral Army's up to 2 weeks ago:
It cancels out the bad karma of killing kids if you send kids to do it.
- Comment on "Linux? Those guys who like to talk about themselves?" 2 weeks ago:
Comes up enough to post about tho, doesn’t it?
- Comment on It is a statistical fact that white men in America couldn't get driver's licenses prior to 1850 2 weeks ago:
Smh my head.
- Comment on I'm doing my part 2 weeks ago:
So what you’re saying is we should replace the USA with a giant beyblade arena?
- Comment on I Support Greater Saskatchewan 3 weeks ago:
Way to call out Alberta.
- Comment on Good night, parental units 3 weeks ago:
They don’t?!
- Comment on Tastiest beverage 3 weeks ago:
It’s not naked, it has its fur on.
- Comment on Reddit when they eliminated the ability to turn off "recommendations" in your fucking feed recently 4 weeks ago:
YOU WILL LIKE WHAT WE TELL YOU TO LIKE!
- Comment on Anon plays World of Warcraft 5 weeks ago:
I never actually said one way or the other if I like it or not.
- Comment on Anon plays World of Warcraft 5 weeks ago:
It doesn’t take 20 hours to get to the fun but, it just wasn’t for you.
- Comment on Anon is standmaxxing 5 weeks ago:
Bro wasn’t standmaxxing, he was standgooning.
- Comment on Where is your god now?! 1 month ago:
In the video they put a rocket launcher on the chickens back.
(It was a foam dart launcher but it was pretty cool all the same.)
- Comment on How to Remove Linux and Install Windows on Your Computer 1 month ago:
Thank you souch for this! My computer hasn’t had a horrible crash loop in a while, and now I know why. I wasn’t using windows. I followed this guide and now my OS is slow to load, quick to crash and totally worth the $190CAD it cost for a Windows 11 key.
- Comment on Boomer comics 1 month ago:
No, no. We just have to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and stop being lazy.
- Comment on Do not repost this image 1 month ago:
Am I doing this right?
- Comment on oh no guys theyre gonna report us to the FBI 1 month ago:
No actually, it’s for shitposts. Shitposts can be memes and funny things, but they are not limited to that.
- Comment on Anon goes back to Windows 10 2 months ago:
Not entirely.
- Comment on Anon was bullied 2 months ago:
When a six year old does it, it’s cute. When a sixteen year old does it, it’s sad. Context matters.
- Comment on this is wrong 2 months ago:
I already do.
- Comment on Who killed chippy? 2 months ago:
Something happened to Chippy?
I need time to process this…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
“I’ve never seen a horny freak that was a woman, there fore they don’t exist!”
- Comment on What did lid do to deserve this 2 months ago:
Nuh unh, I didn’t miss the joke you did!
Now kiss without shirts on
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I would love to be invited to a feminist circle jerk, it sounds like a good time.
- Comment on Borger for scale 2 months ago:
Burger
- Comment on Yes 2 months ago:
I think I lost braincells reading this. Top tier shitpost.
- Comment on 😎😎😎 2 months ago:
Source: your local Police Department
- Comment on Sometimes it's nice to just relax and watch a classic romcom 2 months ago:
The scene where they talk in the diner is my favorite.
