Anon survives a flood

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• TIEPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I was dating a Japanese woman when the Tsunami happened. No one would eat anything out of the sea for ages considering…

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• GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  affect trout season

  For the better, or the worse?

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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    worse. flood will adsorb contaminants into the water bodies.

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  • sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I would imagine the floods would bring the trout out of the rivers and distribute them to locations that are suboptimal for trout fishing.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    first one, then the other

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• TheFerrango@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Anon is right though

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• Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Anon has priorities.

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I, too, said astonishingly dumb shit when i was young.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    the other day i was on a chowder cruise and one of my new friends there was pointing at a building on one of the piers and asking what it was. i squinted, gave it my best “hrm.” and then pointed to the right of where she did and said “well it looks like a boat”

    the thing i learned about dad jokes (and similar humor) is that you don’t tell them to make other people laugh, you tell them to make yourself giggle. like jimmy fallon.

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    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      TIL there are cruises that only serve chowder. As if that foul industry couldn’t get worse…

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Hundreds of thousands of people die every day, get over it

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    What an obnoxiously shitty take. You can say then when some senile celebrity dies thousands of kilometers away from you, not to someone whose local community has suffered mass tragedy.

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    • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      It’s a greentext, it’s likely fiction

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      is mass tragedy worse than watching your father choke to death slowly on his own fluids?

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Which is what I will tell you when one of your loved ones died.

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    There used to be 9 billion of us…

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• ruuster13@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Died bcause trout was their staple and they couldn’t get more?

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  • antsu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Too much water made the trouts too powerful. They killed all those people, like in a B-tier movie.

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• wdx@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Image

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  • womboflll@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What’s that gif from?

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    • wdx@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Elite: Dangerous

      m.youtube.com/watch?v=tXJF836bmIc

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Thats honestly hilarious.

  Like a joke in a Coen brothers film, ahahah!

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• mbp@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I’d rather be fishing, amirite?

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