tetris11
@tetris11@feddit.uk
- Comment on Anon reads Don Quixote 14 hours ago:
I only know it because it’s the name of my best friends horse. He played the violin at our wedding
- Comment on Poetry 1 day ago:
the only sane answer
- Comment on Yesnt. 1 day ago:
“For the purpose of whatever’s about to happen next, yes we’re friends”
- Comment on We ain't happy anymore... 1 day ago:
I’ve seen the future brother, it is murder.
Things are going to slide
slide in all directions
Won’t be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymoreThe blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold and it has overturned the order of the soul - Comment on And forgot it when waking up 2 days ago:
Whilst I agree with your premise, I must issue the counter-claim of:
ζ98ρβ2η 👞
- Comment on And forgot it when waking up 2 days ago:
Chai + Psi + delta 9 (39-sigma-nu) Pi 3 {nu sigma kappa percent divide times epsilon delta 83}
The meaning is complex, but the themes are clear:
Chai + Psi + Delta9
Tea, Psychic powers, and the Delta-quadrant / Deep Space Nine: Obvious Star Trek (Voyager/DS9) reference.
(39 sigma nu) Pi 3
Miku (Japanese: “3” “9”) is a new singer with Sigma tendencies and released a pie 3 years ago
nu sigma kappa percent divide times epsilon delta 83
This new japanese sigma character uses their money (“cent”) to polarize (“divide”) the press (“times”) by using Delta flight 83 (Paris <-> Atlanta)
Putting it together
Miku Hatsune released a pie 3 years ago, which was critically acclaimed and condemned after they were caught watching Star Trek on a Delta airlines flight to Paris from Atlanta.
- Comment on What did you call me? 3 days ago:
“Please go gently.”
- Comment on What did you call me? 3 days ago:
Q: What did Princess Zelda suggest to Link after their third night of no orgasm?
- Comment on Anon is a Witcher 3 days ago:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Bridget_Cleary
an Irish woman who was murdered by her husband in 1895. She was either immolated or her body was set on fire immediately after her death. The husband’s stated motive was his belief that she had been abducted by fairies and replaced with a changeling, which he then killed.
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- Comment on currently busy 😅 5 days ago:
Just lads being lads, what a ledge 🤗
(The Lads on Tour movement needs to end fast)
- Comment on currently busy 😅 5 days ago:
“Our cheeks have shared the same seat. We are butt brothers.”
- Comment on currently busy 😅 5 days ago:
farfrompoopen
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=farfrompo…
A situation in which nature calls for you to visit the bathroom, yet you cannot perform the act of defecation.
- Comment on currently busy 😅 5 days ago:
No solicitors”
Lawyer turns red and openly shits themselves
- Comment on Shots fired 5 days ago:
Because an ass recognises its own
- Comment on Its a steal at that price 6 days ago:
Ah I can see it a little, thanks
- Comment on Its a steal at that price 6 days ago:
what is the appeal then?
- Comment on I Used To Be A Real Piece Of Shit 1 week ago:
It’s the episode of Lassie where Martha falls into the cesspit
- Comment on What caused this? 1 week ago:
French tech
French engineering is world class, don’t know why they get ragged on
- Comment on Anon has a paranormal experience 1 week ago:
- Comment on Forever relics 1 week ago:
forbidden fleshlight?
- Comment on This is what peak dining looks like 1 week ago:
I think that’s what bums me out about no longer visiting the US: the amazing food found in the most unremarkable places.
A bbq burger joint in a carpark off a freeway. A random mexican place next to a laundromat. Hell even your mcdonalds tastes better
And it’s just… off limits to me for the foreseeable future
- Comment on Don't Worry About Retirement, Millennials 1 week ago:
*massacres entire village*
“fuck you, stacy!” - Comment on Almost 38 & This Is Where I'm At Now 1 week ago:
Im in the same boat. Perpetual screen time is fine if you have colleagues next to you that you can shoot the shit with. Without them? Brain becomes a sponge
- Comment on You can't let the ghosts in 1 week ago:
I’m so glad we’re in good hands. So, so… glad.
- Comment on Paul it's Barack Obama 1 week ago:
Sounds like the Super Hans method, but without the results
- Comment on Brilliant‼️ 1 week ago:
- Comment on Knock knock 1 week ago:
I mean, friction against flat surfaces exists
- Comment on Knock knock 1 week ago:
What do you call a buck without any eyes? No-eye deer
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Interesting read – though my main takeaway is that even when you’re billions of dollars in debt, you can still come out with your vast fortune because your estate is not touched by litigation. So they declared bankruptcy and still kept their millions in assets
