tetris11
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- Comment on Drought conditions already hitting UK crop production, farmers say 11 hours ago:
Oh well, on second glance I still don’t get it. Also, fuck Jeremy Clarkson.
- Comment on Britain's leisure centres were a gift from a dying institution 13 hours ago:
Always an upvote for Chris Spargo, his stuff is really good
- Comment on Drought conditions already hitting UK crop production, farmers say 13 hours ago:
Not sure what this comment’s about, but also, fuck Jeremy Clarkson.
- Comment on rawdogging it 17 hours ago:
Anyone who is comfortable conversing with the confines of their own mind, is either a sage or a psychopath in my opinion
- Comment on Makes sense 2 days ago:
Me, waiting for the analogy guy to come in and make an laughably bad comparison
“Like blowing up a balloon!” - Comment on Mouse 4 days ago:
- Comment on Virginia Giuffre's untimely death leaves unanswered questions 1 week ago:
I hope she wrote a tell all book somewhere and stashed it with a trusted friend to be released on event of her death
- Comment on That about sums it up 2 weeks ago:
Im not very in tune with my feelings, so it came as somewhat of a surprise to me during a high stress period where I had defend myself on Zoom at work under duress in front of a panel with an audience of over 200 people in the chat… where I could feel my skin tingling and my vision starting to fuzz up at the corners, and could barely hear myself talk.
It took all that I had to breathe slowly and calmly, and a colleague later told me that I seemed fine in my presentation.
Someone can seem okay on the outside, but what theyre experiencing on the inside might be some crazy thing that just does not show.
- Comment on Living the dream 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on The Circle of iLife 2 weeks ago:
I mean the latter is just minified JavaScript, compressed and base64 encoded. The hardware is the browser, which is cheating IMO
- Comment on Anon studies Buddhism 2 weeks ago:
“Jesus… when you say ‘get me off this fucking cross, so help me God’… is that a test? Or should we actually get you off the cross?”
( More ranting and screaming and moaning )
The disciples nod wisely at their leaders self-sacrifice for their… sins? Maybe? And he will always be immortal in their hearts, because they’ve already eaten him or something.
The disciples go home, wiser and holier and warily eyeing each other in confirmation of the deeper meaning behind their saviour’s last words: “Guys, please, I’m not fucking around, get me down, please, I’m so fucking thirsty…”
- Comment on Somebodys got a case of the Easter Mondays 2 weeks ago:
Well I imagine that they were playing Jumanji, lost a go, and have now been trapped in the game for decades on a single finite square bound infinitely in all directions, searching for the one Parasaurolophus egg to free one of them from the game.
- Comment on An oldie but a goodie 2 weeks ago:
Those animals under the extreme pressure of their surroundinhs, mutated into a chimera and pooped everywhere
- Comment on Somebodys got a case of the Easter Mondays 2 weeks ago:
Three 64 year old kids hunting a single 0.5m³ egg over a 12-by-8 metre garden
- Comment on Somebodys got a case of the Easter Mondays 2 weeks ago:
You need an area modifier for normally thin undergrowth clamped to a base, where multiplying would be too powerful. So you add as a general bonus to the area
- Comment on Babe 2 weeks ago:
And why are there multiple?
- Comment on May Christ be with us 2 weeks ago:
I mean there are white arabs/people in that area, but yeah very selective in their portrayal of christ
- Comment on Labour MPs urge Starmer to ‘get out there’ with Trump-style media strategy 2 weeks ago:
It just takes one media entity to be on your side for charisma to suddenly appear. With the exception of Boris, who’s charismatic sexual assault/prowess is unshakeable in the eyes of the public
- Comment on Project to suck carbon out of sea begins in UK 2 weeks ago:
Actually scratch my previous answer, feddit.uk/post/27717775/16774529
- Comment on Project to suck carbon out of sea begins in UK 2 weeks ago:
Also, wow:
Once the seawater is back in equilibrium with the atmosphere, a process that should take less than one year (Zeebe and Wolf-Gladrow, 2008), it is chemically indistinguishable from the seawater that came in.
I thought this was a reasonably quick process, but a year? How do you buffer a years supply of sea water? You either need a massive massive plant, or this does not take in that much
- Comment on Dark chocolate Toblerone to be discontinued in UK due to ‘changing tastes’ 2 weeks ago:
9/10 dentists recommend Toblerone to keep them in business
- Comment on Project to suck carbon out of sea begins in UK 2 weeks ago:
To be honest this is the one CC project that sounds easily scalable to me. You deploy one at every beach, taking up a residence or two nearby. Swimmers enjoy the low-CO2 water, and the sea handles the mixing. Burying the carbon might require some work
- Comment on Project to suck carbon out of sea begins in UK 2 weeks ago:
I like it, it’s a good idea. Im still confused as to what form the carbon takes once extracted. Is it just a solid block?
- Comment on The duality of man 3 weeks ago:
That scene where he eats the live octopus whilst castrating himself? Yeah, plus the way he kept hitting on the students and then when he gaslit that parent into taking the fall for all those murders. Messed up show. I know exactly what you mean
- Comment on A bit of salt makes it taste more savory 3 weeks ago:
as in, a saline solution?
- Comment on White House expects UK trade deal ‘within three weeks’ 3 weeks ago:
Unless he’s literally a king and people are willing to kiss his ring.
- Comment on Starmer told to accept Trump ‘free speech’ agenda to win trade deal 3 weeks ago:
At least he’s not Corbyn who WOULDNT PRESS THE NUKE BUTTON! PRESS IT, JEREMY! PRESS IT!
The state of this country.
- Comment on Please Enjoy These Photos Of Drunk People At An English Horse Race | Defector 3 weeks ago:
I thought you were being a bit overly harsh, but after going through the photos… yeah, yeah I see it
- Comment on Revealed: Keir Starmer's AI advisor has financial interests in almost 500 tech firms 3 weeks ago:
Just slightly less worse than Boris’ gov. Slightly less
- Comment on Monsters! 3 weeks ago:
Or vocal fans of the Incredible Hulk’s secret identity