tetris11
@tetris11@feddit.uk
- Comment on 6🤷♀️7 4 hours ago:
*planks tenderly*
- Comment on It didn't rise... 1 day ago:
This. You need to cup the flour into balls and accept the yeasty biproducts
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 1 day ago:
(I’m safe)
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 1 day ago:
“GOT YOUR NOSE”
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 1 day ago:
that’s more an “oh fuck yeah” than a “hell yeah”. There is a big difference
- Comment on 6🤷♀️7 1 day ago:
*dabs mournfully*
- Comment on The Bat 2 days ago:
Bees vs Butterflies, Chris & Jack
- Comment on Anon is a fan of GabeN 2 days ago:
Step 1. Make a good product
Step 2. Corner the market
Step 3. Build up good will
Step 4. …?
Step 5. Keep building up good will
- Comment on The Fuck Jar 3 days ago:
I’m sorry, I’m a Celsius man.
- Comment on The Fuck Jar 3 days ago:
The payoff will be HUGE, especially as you keep adding 10% grip strength with every swear.
Assuming an initial grip strength of 100kg[0]:
- After 10 swears, you’ve more than doubled your initial strength (100 * (1.1^10) kg = 260kg)
- After 20 swears, you’re gripping a grand piano
- After 50 swears, you’re gripping a fully grown adult African elephant
- After 100 swears, you’re gripping the Statue of Liberty
- After 500 swears, you’re gripping the planet Mercury
- Comment on Soup 4 days ago:
Water = 10% noodles + 10% vegetables + 95% water
I don’t actually know how to read this chart
- Comment on It's the Lord's problem now. 4 days ago:
really expecting that gif to end differently
- Comment on It's the Lord's problem now. 4 days ago:
Y?
- Comment on It's the Lord's problem now. 4 days ago:
health safety regs, damn OSHA
- Comment on Cloaca time! 4 days ago:
no
- Comment on Apartment blocks causing issues for UK fiber broadband 5 days ago:
…and ever since that day, blackn1ght closes his curtains and lives in fear of the inevitable blowback. Even the smell of wonton soup makes him break out into an intense sweat…
- Comment on Cloaca time! 5 days ago:
In an emergency situation if you cannot breathe through your mouth and nose, your anus opens up, and…
- Comment on Shut up science!! 5 days ago:
We have phones doubling as alarm clocks to thank for the technological gains in RTC (realtime clock) chips, and deeper CPU sleep states.
All new chips have robust sleep options these days because phones needed to be reliable alarm clocks when off
- Comment on Shut up science!! 5 days ago:
Also, it’s forbes
- Comment on Bread mold 6 days ago:
he was somewhat un-bear-able
- Comment on Seems legit 6 days ago:
My phone does speech-to-text flawlessly offline, it’s a crazy useful little LLM tool
- Comment on Seems legit 6 days ago:
a 4k episode of family guy using H265 (HEVC) and assuming not too many cutaway gags could produce a file about 240MB. You could probably fit a 480i episode of south park in the remaining 60MB
- Comment on Corvid-19 1 week ago:
We need to save the whales!
One sexy husk at a time. - Comment on Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? 1 week ago:
Will that damn fiddler on my roof
please shut up
please shut up
Im tryna sleep here - Comment on Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? 1 week ago:
But hark!
I need to get my hearing straight
I need to figure out which Sonata I
want as my serenade - Comment on Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? 1 week ago:
Hey kids,
You like Beyblade?
Wanna see me stick my
Feynmann chart in your lemonade? - Comment on Corvid-19 1 week ago:
Best I can do
- Comment on Corvid-19 1 week ago:
- Comment on What life hack helped you this year? 1 week ago:
Plus a free liquid leg tan!
- Comment on What life hack helped you this year? 1 week ago:
As a brain surgeon, I agree. *sips*
