tetris11
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- Comment on big facts 20 hours ago:
Lo verrily, I thank thee kind gentleman scholar to the spirit of thine timely repose of which mine gedankenings give flight to the fanciness of bees. May the everlasting illumination of others through proxy prose continue to be a boon to those who entreat upon it!
- Comment on big facts 20 hours ago:
Ah right. I guess I’m sort of implying that the hidden parts are also imprinted somehow too, through a vague hand-wavey mechanism that I’ve yet to define
- Comment on big facts 22 hours ago:
Interestingly, our brains have special circuits, design to emulate others. In effect, our consciousness imprints onto theirs. It’s not the full pattern, and imperfect, but a part of us lives on in the consciousness of everyone who knows us.
I think this is a far better explained version of what I’m yammering on about. Echoes of yourself living on in other conscious beings, fragmented 1000fold into the general aether of all those you’ve interacted with
- Comment on big facts 22 hours ago:
- Comment on big facts 1 day ago:
I do subscribe to a small comfort belief that our consciousness isn’t just encoded in our neurons but has a radiative component that constructively/destructively interferes with the environment on some small level we atttibute to random events, and that when we die, we sever only the somatic component of our consciousness but our radiative part lives on encoded into a wider network of ambient thought.
Sort of like ghosts/an afterlife, but less moaning and more general vibing the emotion of a park bench from the overlapped thought networks that ever intersected it
Might be in the wrong sub…
- Comment on Poisoned chalice? The BBC’s struggles to find a successor to Tim Davie 1 day ago:
Wasn’t he a paid for puppet by the conservatives?
- Comment on Why nor???? 1 day ago:
The ring is still embedded on the mountainside
- Comment on One trip only 2 days ago:
He always hid the pancakes in the most diabolical locations
- Comment on You could be entitled for compensation 2 days ago:
Medieval kings used to do party tricks where they’d throw their (asbestos) tablecloth into the fire to impress their guests, and then have pulled out and relaid on the table
- Comment on You could be entitled for compensation 2 days ago:
n-no?
- Comment on Green Party wins Gorton and Denton by-election with Labour pushed into third by Reform 2 days ago:
They made disapproving remarks because she was late to some meeting point due to the bad weather, but that’s what they focused on.
The reform guy, they were more than happy to meet him personally at his HQ
- Comment on No lowballs, please. I know what I have. 3 days ago:
But you can hug a bucket with your knees and use its base rim to press into your stomach as you heave. As a kid, the proportions line up perfectly.
I’m with bobo on this
- Comment on No lowballs, please. I know what I have. 3 days ago:
The antiques roadshow will tell you not to clean it before selling it, as the colour add to the vomity mystique of it.
It’s about the history.
- Comment on Green Party wins Gorton and Denton by-election with Labour pushed into third by Reform 3 days ago:
I’d like to once again say “fuck BBC news” for painting Spencer like an idiot and for sucking off Goodwin
- Comment on Major UK supermarket to stop selling mackerel in coming weeks 3 days ago:
Once you realise that most of humanities laws are written after a bad event and not before, and that companies would rather spend millions of dollars on PR instead of fixing a problem, the tinfoil hat starts to grow in.
None of what I wrote above is true 100% of the time, but occurs an undefined X% of the time that I’m primed to
- Comment on Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that 3 days ago:
That ^[is] ^[insane]! ^[!]
- Comment on Major UK supermarket to stop selling mackerel in coming weeks 3 days ago:
Whilst I welcome the change, my corporate paranoia hat wonders if they’re actually doing this because they’ve peeked into the future and sprouted a conscience, or, if their suppliers are coming up with empty nets already and the retailers are shifting the focus away from themselves
- Comment on Fr🤮nch 3 days ago:
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
- Comment on Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that 3 days ago:
I prefer my version, but whatever
- Comment on prudish mom 3 days ago:
Yeah. But I was in charge of the quotes, Tom. I drew a line, you crossed that line.
I’m going to have to have a think about you. I don’t think you can be trusted in a combat situation.
- Comment on Rough sleeping hits new high in England amid homeless kids fears 3 days ago:
I’m guessing this aligns with the increase in fly tipping? People pushed out their homes…
- Comment on prudish mom 3 days ago:
Walls have ears. It’ll propogate through the grapevine, and her cheeks will be red they will. And covered in jizz.
- Comment on prudish mom 3 days ago:
In then immortal words of Super Hans:
Would you like a parrot?
Ah that’s right, you’d probably like a Cockatoo - Comment on Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that 3 days ago:
One guy tips over a cow just to get a few amps from his homemade solenoid, and suddenly laws against it are written. Cow tipping is a time honored tradition. Vote YES on proposition 69
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- Comment on Slingshot is a nice detail 😁 3 days ago:
She courted briefly with the Soviets if I recall, but even they couldn’t tame her hot heart with a cool island song
- Comment on Slingshot is a nice detail 😁 3 days ago:
I think that’s his eventual plan, depending how much of his fluff is real bluster
- Comment on Slingshot is a nice detail 😁 3 days ago:
The punchline is the setup. It’s an anti joke. Perhaps a bad one, even.
- Comment on Next round on you! 3 days ago:
Isn’t that also how people from Dublin are born?
- Comment on Can't unsee 3 days ago:
You know what they say about a guy with a big nose. You also know what they say about a girl with a small nose.
Nothing, absolutely nothing, but the implication is there
