mbp

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are now under arrest⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dropped him like a juicy steak into a lion’s den

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Person most likely to be able to survive the Apocalypse⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to check and make sure the guy wasn’t a troll. Like, I remember refusing to watch him when I was 8 because it looked fake as fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Killing time in the doctor's waiting room⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A man of exquisite taste

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some good dip.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LMAO I was thinking the same thing. Florida? Jersey? Michigan? I could believe each one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple Maps has Ads now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Downtown Credo has great coffee in Orlando! Qreate (sp?) has some wild combos, too. I tried a matcha tonic there that kinda changed my life.

  Oh yeah fuck Apple, too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, I use Debian stable. How'd you know?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all seem cool as hell, you should leave your basement so we can meet sometime.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Delhi - during lockdown vs now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For real. I can cherry pick photos of Seattle that gives the safe effect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So cute ♥️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end is near⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These kinda go hard, ironically

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Team Car!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for shouting it out! I’ve been putting off watching that video for weeks but I’ll give it a go based on the recommendation here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who piss on the toilet seat in a men's restroom.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When I pee sitting down, I always have some more trickle out when I stand up. That can cause more mess to clean up than the alternative. Is that not a common issue? Do I, like Hank Hill, have a narrow urethra?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jason Arday, former Cambridge university professor, found dead after resigning following plagiarism row⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not to mention anyone with a large breadth of work can be accused of plagiarism at some level, especially in a bad faith argument. There’s a bit of nuance required to catch plagiarism outside of a direct copy/paste so an active witch hunt should be an immediate disqualifier. Shame on all of the outlets promoting that hogwash story

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those moutains are so quaint⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  People are clowning on ya but I get it.

  I grew up in Florida and moved to Oregon, the food culture was shit back home. People here will like watch you take that first bite and gauge your reaction; it kinda freaked me out at first lol. People are passionate as fuck about food here.

  That being said, New Orleans still had some of the best food I’ve ever had in my life and it is on the East. Consider it the exception that proves the rule.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those moutains are so quaint⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s actually incredibly real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate My New Gaming Chair⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon survives a flood⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather be fishing, amirite?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been a very wet summer around here⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  my entire state is burning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey jackass, this is why trucks with large tires are supposed to have mud flaps.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmao ye

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey jackass, this is why trucks with large tires are supposed to have mud flaps.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that the Sanford exit? Those trucks are done a dozen there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tried to login to the arch wiki but was given a 3 minute crypto challenge.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For everything

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Best explanation I’ve heard yet, cheers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries dating apps⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They do be trifflin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lust vs love⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also is anyone else seeing that 60% of the casualties are in Kosovo stat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚨Breaking news: new DLC in the works!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been wondering when we’d hear more from him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worm logic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Infertility runs in my partner’s family.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X is hosting a competing cage match during world cup finals⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait really?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vroooooom!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dream van

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What National Park (or local equivalent) has the best mass transit system?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not a national park per se but you can take a bus from downtown Portland, OR to the Columbia River Gorge / Multnomah Falls and Mount Hood!

  That along with plentiful hikes in Washington Park makes the area quite accessible for hiking and outdoor activities without a car.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heh heh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My landlord must be in shambles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨marble balls floating on water are nice sculptures. why doesn't the water squirt out like when you pinch a garden hose ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The variables in this equation are:

  • Diameter of marble
  • weight of marble
  • diameter of "hose"
  • water flow/pressure

  Along with some friction outliers, these can be adjusted to find an equilibrium.