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no guy has ever been as hungry to eat me out as this Korean dad last night. 11/10 experience.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ate me out as if it were the last meal he’d ever eat.

    made me squirt in his face and swallowed it like it was the best drink ever.

    incredible.

    😩

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    • beveradb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      enthusiasm goes a long way 🙏

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    • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Should rename this community to violetblogs 😅

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It IS the best drink on earth !

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      • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        ḂÔŊĶ

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    • KuroiKaze@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      …uhh are you telling me other guys aren’t doing this? I thought that everyone else was in on this too. Devouring women is my default

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    • Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ratatoskr bless 🐿️

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You’re iconic Violet

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    it not pee

    Lol, I’ve had multiple squirters try that line with me, but they can never come up with another fluid that would be likely to come out in that quality.

    Like, it’s fine, I’ll put a pet blanket on the bed and no harm, no foul. But don’t lie to me lol

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    • LycanGalen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It is pee with extras, technically. It’s also fluid that’s created specifically in response to sexual arousal, not just waste. So…sex pee? Curim? Peejaculate? www.gbchealth.org/blog/is-squirt-pee/

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      • Dookieman12@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        If I piss in your morning coffee, and you drink it, does that mean you didn’t drink piss because it was mixed with coffee?

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      • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Wait so was pee? Damn my ex wife loved to squirt she shoot that shit across the room. I should share this with her.

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    • architect@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yea it’s a loss of bladder control.

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  • Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dated a girl that did that shit. I had to wash so many fucking sheets. Shit is annoying.

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    • testaccount789@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      As long as you didn’t have to repaint—

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      • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Wait, what if I want to repaint? Is it strong enough to strip the old paint off?

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    • tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I agree, shit is annoying. Squirt is okay though.

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    • FisicoDelirante@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Just use a towel

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Squirt is not pee, but there is sometimes pee in it since it comes out of the same tap.

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    • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, it’s just pee.

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      • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The equivalent of the prostate gland in female bodies, the name escapes me at the moment, secretes into the bladder when stimulated.

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Omnipitaph@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The saga continues. It has been a wild ride running into your posts every now and again. Always a surprise, a welcome one, and one I look over my shoulders for.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Glad to have you back violet

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  • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This sounds exactly like something Sparxie would say.

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    • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Said as she banned whatever chatter called it pee lol.

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  • brave_lemmywinks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    wtf

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    • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      *ftw

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    • the_wizard_of_0Z@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      🤣

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  • Toryu122@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Damn, i thought i was in r/HonkaiStarRail

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    static.klipy.com/ii/…/wjlhhVSJYEMSaPT.mp4

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Good on you, but I hope you aren’t ruining marriages!

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Eh, the cheater is the one who ruins the marriage. Can’t really blame the person they cheat with, the cheater doesn’t have a gun to their head.

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      • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ye, my point was that I hope the dudes a single dad

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  • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I might have to use this term now

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I hate when my lips get really chapped and a piece of it starts hanging down like that.

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