Macchi_the_Slime
@Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone
- Comment on It's Fun For The Whole Family 37 minutes ago:
idk, this might just be me being ace and not understanding the tribulations of people that actually have a desire to have sex. But as a trans person who has been in the closet, I can’t imagine going on Grindr if I was gay but still living with conservative parents and closeted. That feels like a risk I’d be way too scared to take.
I’m also always down to use my experience being closeted against bigots. As has at least 90% of gay men I’ve known. Like yeah, making my identity/sexuality The Joke feels bad. But I feel like when that joke is being played specifically on a bigot a lot of us get a lot of catharsis from it. Cuz at that point the joke isn’t “Being gay is bad” it’s “Welcome to the family cousin Jed” and the punchline is their freaking out about it.
idk I’m kinda rambling now. I just feel like it’s different because in a lot of these cases it is the queer kids that were closeted and made fun of that are saying “Wouldn’t it be funny if we turned it around on them for once?”
- Comment on It's Fun For The Whole Family 57 minutes ago:
Yes it does. The notification noise is actually linked in a couple of other comments in this thread. I’m ace so I’ve never used the app personally but it’s rather distinctive to at least my ear and unlike any notification noise I’ve ever heard in a default Android environment. idk about Apple, but after hearing the noise myself I 100% believe that anyone who has used that app for any appreciable amount of time would absolutely recognize that notification noise immediately.
- Comment on Dubba bubba 1 hour ago:
Someone clearly hasn’t seen the video of him interacting with Guliani in drag. Dude loves musicals, was a TV star for years, and his most notable personality trait is being a catty bitch. There’s 1,000% a world where that zesty ass MF did that shit
There is of course also an extremely boring world where that email was just Epstein’s brother making a joke because Trump and Clinton used to be close and that’s all it is. This is the Least Funny Timeline and I hope we don’t live here.
- Comment on This one goes out to Dennis Prager 3 days ago:
“Basic Biology” MFs Try Not to Get Biology Wrong Challenge. Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE
The amount of men I’ve heard try to claim that it’s 100% the woman’s fault if a baby is a boy or a girl man. Fucking staggering.
- Comment on We are not the same 2 weeks ago:
I didn’t used to have problems with this before I started having an on again off again situation with hemorrhoids. Now I’ve gotta be very choosy about what establishments I shit in lest I end up doing my best dramatic reenactment of when my partner still had a uterus.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
The trouble with these Tribbles, they’re fuzzy and they’re cute but I can never find the hole.
I mean what?
- Comment on Keeping that MFer on its toes 3 weeks ago:
I wouldn’t call it healthy if the reason that you notice you haven’t eaten is because you’re shaking due to low blood sugar because the last thing you ate was like a pop tart at 6am and it’s now 10pm.
- Comment on Keeping that MFer on its toes 3 weeks ago:
I don’t even know what’s coming. Sometimes I just look up and it’s been 16 hours since I last ate anything and I simply must C O N S U M E
- Comment on public freakout video 4 weeks ago:
My partner and I like to joke about taking our apocalyptically gay daughter to like a Hooters or similar when she gets older. i think it’d be hilarious having the two of them going selectively mute while my ace ass just enjoys some chicken wings not even paying attention to the staff. Just like “Nah I’m just the DD, they’re here for the Double-Ds.”
- Comment on I do it at least 35 times just in case 4 weeks ago:
Guess my ace ass is getting prostate cancer then lol. I can’t even fathom attempting to do half that in a month.
- Comment on Sorry everyone 5 weeks ago:
That can’t be right. I swear it was just Monday like 25 minutes ago.
- Comment on Learn this one weird trick! 5 weeks ago:
Messing with the wheels can too if your plan isn’t leaving it sitting on cinder blocks. A runaway tire can do some damage at speed. Or if heaven forbid the vehicle rolls. Definitely wouldn’t want that to happen.
- Comment on No excuses 1 month ago:
Depending on where you’re at in the States it varies. Around where I live in western NY state they mostly don’t care about speed necessarily it’s more reckless driving. You could be cruising what would be 15-20kph over the limit for y’all and generally speaking the cops don’t give a shit as long as you’re driving for the conditions and with the flow of traffic. But they’ll nail your ass to the wall for half that if they see you weaving through cars without leaving stopping distance.
In a lot of areas I go through regularly they’re way more likely to light you up if they see you brake hard when you see them posted up than if you just cruise past them at a reasonable speed even if it’s technically over the limit. Hell, I’ve had troopers in traffic with me doing what would be like 120 in a 100 in y’alls terms not giving a damn because everybody was leaving enough stopping distance and we were all doing a steady speed not driving erratically.
- Comment on No excuses 1 month ago:
Exactly. The time for nice is when they are not currently operating a multi-ton death machine where their reckless behavior could literally kill someone. They’ll get every bit of kindness I can muster outside of that situation. In it though? There is no Nice.
- Comment on Breaking news 1 month ago:
Right? I’m not a big conspiracy person either. But my Gods between the Epstein stuff, the live tweeting this investigation, and how hard they’ve pushed the left wing violence narrative it’s so hard to look at those messages and not think something is fishy. It feels so much like that time the Russians tried to brag about catching some Ukrainian terrorist and stage a photo with all the evidence they seized including 3 random copies of The Sims. Or that time the IDF tried to claim they found this pristine copy of Mein Kampf in a child’s bedroom they bombed. They’ve done so much lying that any info that’s convenient for them I have a hard time believing isn’t a lie.
The guy absolutely could just have been “Like That” and overshared. I’ve definitely known people like that. But with everything that’s happened I just can’t help but feel like it’s suspicious that the texts just so conveniently happen to just perfectly answer all these questions the administration has in just the perfect way.
- Comment on Breaking news 1 month ago:
Yeah no they’re fucking wild. Oh yeah let me just text my partner telling them the location of a note that I totally made admitting to doing it but that I planned on never telling anyone. A letter mind you that was apparently destroyed but not before taking a picture of for fucking posterity I guess? Oh and remember how I was engraving bullets the other day? That thing that you were presumably there for if I’m asking you if you remember.
- Comment on Breaking news 1 month ago:
I adore the meme that Patel’s FBI fabricated those texts between the alleged Kirk shooter and his partner. Just the fact that they’ve done such a poor job gaining public trust that the a bunch of people watching the story ended up like “Okay, I wouldn’t have thought the FBI would fabricate evidence like this before, but Kash Patel has utterly convinced me that they fabricated these texts. Look how conveniently they answer every single outstanding question for the investigation and sound like they were written by a 40 year old federal agent and not a college kid from Utah.”
It’s objectively fucking hilarious. Especially if the texts are actually real.
- Comment on Has anyone else experienced these psychological changes after eating meat? 1 month ago:
I beg your finest fucking pardon. The fuck did I just read? I get why other comments are saying bait.
I’ve done basically full carnivore back when my partner first had bariatric surgery because we don’t have the largest food budget and she needed to avoid carbs while having the highest amount of protein for the smallest possible volume of food so meat was basically the only thing that fit the bill.
What in the frosted mini fuck are you on about?
- Comment on The horrors of aging 1 month ago:
OPs really “Posting through some shit,” huh?
- Comment on girls be like 1 month ago:
Idk, I’ve seen Deku Popeye’s. This is isn’t that bad.
- Comment on Ibuprofen 1 month ago:
I sent the image to my partner and accidentally caused her psychic damage by not immediately knowing that this was the Spice Girls too. I was born in ’90 while she was born in ’85 and I was like 26 when we got together, so we’re not that far apart in age. But where that gap falls is sometimes huge for us.
She’s apocalyptically gay, like “Mistook not being entirely repulsed by a boy for having a crush on them,” gay. So naturally, she was obsessed with the Spice Girls. I knew of them, but I didn’t really start branching out in my music tastes until the mid 2000’s. Before that it was basically entirely the Country music my Mom listened to or the Classic Rock my Dad listened to.
So yeah, this was another thing that I accidentally caused psychic damage to my partner with because of our age difference.
- Comment on Ibuprofen 1 month ago:
Omg that’s so good!
- Comment on Ibuprofen 1 month ago:
Oh is that what this is referencing? I definitely knew of the Spice Girls, I was just never really into them when I was younger. I was one of those kids whose family only really listened to Country music and didn’t really branch out much until like the mid 2000s. But when I did I was more into like Linkin Park, Celldweller, and like random DDR and anime music.
- Comment on Ibuprofen 1 month ago:
I would but acetaminophen does nothing for me and I’ve got liver function issues largely from being well… large. Doc has told me to just avoid acetaminophen.
All I can really do is just only take the ibuprofen when none of the non-medication remedies help.
- Comment on Ibuprofen 1 month ago:
No idea what this is referencing. But have “purse” ibuprofen, home ibuprofen, and even minivan ibuprofen.
Why yes, I do have chronic pain and migraines. How could you tell?
- Comment on at least no more trolley problems 1 month ago:
You're ignoring the part where I said this seems to be a memory of an earlier point in comic history for Superman we're seeing. This version of Superman is almost certainly nowhere near that fast.
He also doesn't need to weigh more than the train for the train itself to not be able to withstand the force of him pushing off.
- Comment on at least no more trolley problems 1 month ago:
Him starting off at the velocity of the train is the problem. It's not as simple as "Superman just goes a little faster," momentum has to be conserved. To launch himself forward he has to launch the train backward and the train likely doesn't survive that. Continuing to push the train was still likely the best option Superman had in this situation.
- Comment on at least no more trolley problems 1 month ago:
Not if he was already pushing the train when the kid entered the equation. If this is an earlier version of Superman as this seems to be and he was already pushing the train when the kid came into the picture, then the only way for him to accelerate off the train to grab the kid is if he pushes off the train. Which effectively creates the same "stopping the train too fast," problem.
- Comment on Oh Jesus he is cooked 1 month ago:
Right? No wonder they all make it about The Gays.
- Comment on at least no more trolley problems 1 month ago:
Depends on the time in which he had to do the deceleration. I did some more looking and I guess that this page comes from Action Comics 1000 from a short bit where the current iteration of Superman is getting deja vu like flashes of things that this iteration of the character has not done but were rather part of the overall character's history.
So this likely came from a very early iteration of Superman that A) wasn't nearly as strong or fast, and B) that the situation most likely _ began _ with attempting to stop a runaway train from crashing. Then while attempting to stop the train, a child wandered into the path of the train and Clark couldn't exactly let go of the train to move the kid out of harm's way.