Macchi_the_Slime
@Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone
- Comment on The Wall People 1 week ago:
Hehe, yeah the humor helps to deal with the bad of it. Luckily I found people that I can be me around. That helps too.
- Comment on The Wall People 2 weeks ago:
My Mom couldn’t believe how mad he was about the doll thing too. As if it was completely impossible for me to… I don’t know… be a father one day and take care of a baby or anything. But he waited for a family we were acquainted with to have lost their things in a house fire and convinced me to give it to their little girl who lost all her toys.
Of course I was too young to actually remember this whole thing, But he was definitely a big part of the reason that I joke that I’m nonbinary because I got fired for incompetence from being male lmao.
- Comment on The Wall People 2 weeks ago:
Guess that must make me someone the Wall People approve of then? Omfg it’s crazy I constantly just have random kids come up to me and just chill with me. Just randomly at Doctor’s offices, grocery stores, waiting outside my kids’ schools, sitting at the park, basically anywhere. It’s like that scene in the Santa Clause where Scott’s just starting to turn and kids start coming up to him to tell him what they want for Christmas just… obviously less exaggerated.
It gets awkward sometimes because I’m 6’2” tall, built like a fridge cosplaying Bigfoot, and look *very* male. Despite being nonbinary and asexual, I’m very aware that I look exactly like the kind of person that people think shouldn’t be around children. I dreamed of going into like childcare for a career, even had a little baby doll I’d take care of while my Mom took care of my baby brother doing things I couldn’t help her with.
But between my Dad “not wanting (me) to grow up to be some kind of f(slur),” and thus getting rid of the doll the first chance he could, and learning *very* quickly the hostility the world has to amab people caring for young kids, I didn’t have that career ambition for long.
- Comment on It's called traditional medicine sweety, look it up 2 weeks ago:
I’m real partial to the traditional medicine of grammes of amphetamines myself lmfao
- Comment on Anon buys a can of beans 3 weeks ago:
According to another comment this was in response to someone complaining that Goblin Slayer only has Goblins and no other monsters.
So Anon “Bought a Can of Beans” by watching an anime about a guy called the Goblin Slayer, and is mad that there “Wasn’t any salad in the Can of Beans,” because all he does is… Slay Goblins.
- Comment on With how the republican party work in 10 years the presidential candidate will be an open pedophile and they will say they defeated wokeness. 3 weeks ago:
I mean, they do openly want Christian Theocracy, so… Yeah probably.
- Comment on Anon reality checks your fantasy 3 weeks ago:
Oh yeah I’m not saying it is one time use. I’m saying even if you grant the premise that it is one time use that the idea that you shouldn’t be with someone who is going to outlive you or that you’re going to outlive yourself is plain stupid.
I might not end up finding anyone else and remarrying if my wife passes away before me. Not because I’m not going to try or because I believe I can’t love anyone else. I’m just an asexual introvert and would most likely just be focused on being happy single then if I happen to meet someone I vibe with then I’d be open to seeing where it goes.
- Comment on Anon reality checks your fantasy 3 weeks ago:
Maybe, either way picking that particular reason for Anon to want an Elf Waifu was mostly shitposting. The comment I was responding to was kinda going the route of “4Chan evil” so it was kinda meant to be like “Yeah and? I can still try to make sure they get that the people they love are whole people with agency if I frame it the right way goddamnit.”
- Comment on Anon reality checks your fantasy 3 weeks ago:
Eh, if they weren’t part of it the person in the screenshot wouldn’t be citing Elf Waifu’s suffering when you die as a reason to not want the Elf Waifu.
Just because considering it’s 4Chan the original reason for wanting the Elf Waifu was probably “I could have a Legal Loli Waifu,” doesn’t mean they can’t be taught to not be psycho incels.
- Comment on Anon reality checks your fantasy 3 weeks ago:
Even if you believe that, the idea that losing you would be such torture as to outweigh any good of being with you is utter bullshit. And even if you think it would, you don’t get to make that choice for someone else!
My wife recently got diagnosed with a small tumor on her pituitary gland. Her health already wasn’t the best, and she’s a week shy of exactly 5 years older than me. So I already knew I was most likely going to outlive her. But even if you told me I was going to outlive her by literally hundreds of years you would never catch me choosing not to be with her for however long I get. I’d choose to be with this woman every single time.
If she died tomorrow it would destroy me. But it’s precisely because it will hurt me so much that I’m going to cherish every single moment I have with her for as long as I have her. And when the time does come to say goodbye I’m going to live on carrying those memories with me for however much longer I have before I join her wherever it is we go when this is all over. Because I know that she would want me to be happy in the time I have without her.
- Comment on Anon reality checks your fantasy 3 weeks ago:
Alternatively, it’s 4Chan so the odds the OP this post was responding to was asking “Why wouldn’t you want a Hot Elven Waifu?” are also pretty high specifically because of the “I could have a Legal Loli Waifu” angle.
- Comment on Anon reality checks your fantasy 3 weeks ago:
Seems to me it’s “Why wouldn’t you want a hot Elven Waifu?” most likely.
- Comment on Anon reality checks your fantasy 3 weeks ago:
elf wife suffers and mourns you for hundreds of years alone
Even still, you don’t get to choose for her whether or not she’s allowed to love someone she knows she will have to say goodbye to eventually. For all you know those sixty years she spent with you might be a precious memory that makes that long life worth living.
I love my wife more than anything. Even if I knew I was going to outlive her by centuries I would still choose her Every. Single. Time. The memories I’ve made with her are that precious. I don’t think I even have words for how upset I’d be at someone trying to say that we shouldn’t be together because I’m going to massively outlive her.
- Comment on Judge Convicted of Obstructing Agents as They Sought Undocumented Immigrant 3 weeks ago:
Sure sounds like it.
- Comment on Everyone is so close to grasping your unique vision! 4 weeks ago:
Not necessarily, they could just adopt the so-called “correct” position from the perspective of the purist too couldn’t they?
- Comment on PSA 4 weeks ago:
is this not just bone hurting juice? Have I been left behind by the memes?
- Comment on JD, is that you!? 5 weeks ago:
Plot twist: The 72 are all other incels like them.
- Comment on JD, is that you!? 5 weeks ago:
Like quite a few early religious rules I will never be convinced that it wasn’t just a bunch of dumbass men couldn’t be arsed to keep their junk clean and got infections thus new ritual was born to eliminate the problem.
- Comment on Uhhh... It's a work phone 1 month ago:
Short version, Wife’s granddad was an old racist. Old racist granddad made wife mad. Old racist granddad wanted to impress some people. Wife casually asked old racist granddad about some super old super racist terms he said to her in front of said people to embarrass him in front of them.
- Comment on Uhhh... It's a work phone 1 month ago:
From what I can gather it’s like a super old racist term for a black person. idk if I’d call it a full on slur, but definitely in that ballpark. But either way we’re talking like 1920s old. Like this term was at least 75 when my wife did this to her grandfather in 2000.
- Comment on Uhhh... It's a work phone 1 month ago:
My wife basically did this to her racist grandpa one time. I think they were having dinner with friends and she goes “Gwampa, I have a question, is a ‘Jive-Ass Jiggaboo’ the same thing as a ‘Jungle Bunny’?”
It did not go over well with her grandpa’s friends lmao.
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 1 month ago:
Wait, are you telling me that wasn’t a shitpost? That couldn’t have actually been real. Please tell me this timeline has not actually gotten this stupid.
- Comment on Perfect size for brats 1 month ago:
Free will
was a mistakeis such a wondrous thing. - Comment on Perfect size for brats 1 month ago:
Fair, “typically” have experience then?
- Comment on Perfect size for brats 1 month ago:
Still not as visceral of a reaction as the one I had to a dude using a speculum for the same thing and I don’t even have the proper equipment to have experience with one of those.
- Comment on revenge 1 month ago:
Or maybe they’re step siblings?
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 1 month ago:
If Mamdani had walked back any of his criticisms of Trump I’d agree, but he didn’t. Don’t get me wrong, I feel you. We’ve been burned. But I don’t think this is Mamdani burning us.
- Comment on 🤔 Interesting Theory. 1 month ago:
Didn’t he like specifically take over managing what productions happened at the Kennedy Center or whatever to have them do his preferred musicals? Or am I tripping? i swear I remember something like that happening.
- Comment on 🤔 Interesting Theory. 1 month ago:
Musicals too right?
- Comment on Dubba bubba 1 month ago:
I’m not saying that he said it was all a joke. I’m saying that the possibility of it all being a joke would be the Least Funny Timeline and that I hope we don’t live in the Least Funny Timeline.