Dude. This got me. I just laughed out loud for like 5 minutes
Load me up
Submitted 4 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I grab a spoon to dig into my cup of butter, sour cream, cheese, and bacon crumbles… people look at me like I’m nuts.
Apparently I have to put it inside a potato and eat it as a side dish.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 days ago
“Here is half a pint of cream and a spoon.”
“Ew, why would I eat that?”
“Sorry, I forgot to mention I threw in a bunch of sugar and then froze it.”
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Me: “I regularly start drinking before 10am.” Them: “That’s out of control and unhealthy. You should start going to meetings before you wind up dead.” Me: “I put orange juice in it.” Them: “tight.”
vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 4 days ago
regularly
Key word right there
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 4 days ago
Someone to “shit post” seriously & decided to constipate themselves.
Botzo@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Not if you’re lactose intolerant! But then it’s also a shit post. A violent and painful one.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 days ago
There was a restaurant that closed near me that would give you apple butter with the mozzarella sticks. Its a sweet/savory combo I wasn’t expecting to enjoy, but it was delicious.
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
I have a weird relationship with cheese. I love it, but too much of it together and it becomes something I just can’t eat. So like I’m totally this person because as far as like a “Quantity of Food” goes, both would be in that “warmup to what I’m actually going to eat” category. But that much string cheese on its own has become “Too Much Cheese” and the breading plus sauce breaks up the cheese enough to be something I can eat again.
OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 days ago
Hm… Makes me wonder if I could make my own by making some batter and deep-frying string cheese sticks.
Cheese sticks are way cheaper than pre-made mozzarella sticks.
Starik@lemmy.world 4 days ago
They’ll be huge. One normal cheese stick has a lot more cheese than a fried mozzarella stick. OP’s joke is not literally true.
UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
Only if you use the cheese sticks as is. You could cut the cheese sticks before battering and deep frying.
Or, hear me out; what’s wrong with six giant deep-fried sticks of cheese???
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Fried mozzarella sticks are mostly cheese flavored air.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Thx, this just made me feel bad about myself.
ickplant@lemmy.world 4 days ago
You’re welcome! ☺️
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 days ago
This post is funny enough to me as it is, just from an absurdist point of view, but reading these comments it’s clear that there’s some hidden meaning that I’m not getting, such as knowing what he’s actually going to eat.
Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
Mozza sticks (breaded, fried cheese) are frequently seen as a restaurant appetizer
So the idea is that six string cheeses is too much food, but if you dress it up somehow it becomes a first course
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Oh right. Six string cheese sticks is definitely not too much food for me unless they’re longer outside of where I live
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Saw this before. Asked some friends if they would eat 6 string cheese sticks and immediately all of them said yes… i just said forget it.
Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
There for a while. I was absolutely living on them at work and at home and getting in arguments about how long they could stay unrefrigerated after I’d. I’d pulled them out of my pocket after a day and still eat them. Eat one for my backpack that had been there for a couple days. I think just about 2 days ago I ate a whole package. My cholesterol and sodium levels are probably fucked, but I’ll be damned if they’re not absolutely amazing. The sargentos full fat regular cheese sticks are the primo for me, but I’ll settle with this shitty dollar store store ones if I have to. And no, I never string them :p but now I really freaking want some breaded ones and some marinara.