Bipauler
@Bipauler@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 1 week ago:
One time I was in line to piss before watching a Mastodon concert, and I really had to piss, and I stood in line with like 50 dudes waiting for ye olde washroom, and there was like two urinals and a stall. Well fuck me the stall was taken, so not wanting to be a rude dick to every other dude in line I tried to use the urinal. So I whipped out mah johnson, and it was pretty much like the comic, got pee shy, held it for like 30 I don’t know 45 seconds or something. Nothing. I’m like looking over my shoulder at this massive line of of dudes behind me. Fuck. So I just she pretended shake it shoved it back into my pants and was miserable having to piss the whole Mastodon set.
I fucking hate having to piss in public around people. It’s so terrible.
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 1 week ago:
Uh, Relevant username? (My DMs are open lol)
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 1 week ago:
What the actual fuck?..
I thought I invented this or something, now I have to reconsider my entire life… I literally used to do this at work in a single stall bathroom but you never know when you might come out and there might be a line of even one person let alone four or five and they’re like what the hell you doing there buddy. But seriously some psychological stuff like that can get you over the hump sometimes. It’s really something to consider if you are having problems. I’d prefer to sit down all together, I do all the time at home, but public restrooms, yeah, not unless it’s an emergency in the other department.
Now though, it’s mostly prostate and bladder issues at 43, but hey, if that’s the worst of my problems I guess hell, It could be worse. I mean it’s not necessarily the least of my problems but hey, I guess if (trying) to piss standing up is what I’m up against, at least I’m still upright to try, right?
Fuck I don’t know where I was going with this but anyway yeah I guess I’m not the only one lol
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- Comment on Gimme me fuel, gimme me fire 1 week ago:
I thought we upgraded to nano plastics.
- Comment on How to summon a group of gym bros (100% working tutorial 2026) 2 weeks ago:
I mean, do the tshirt and sweatpants vibe together? Or at least with the carpet on my bedroom floor ;p
- Comment on How to summon a group of gym bros (100% working tutorial 2026) 2 weeks ago:
This is such a great thread and I’m really glad to be here for it. I hope to have, uh, interesting dreams when I finally fall out ;)
- Comment on 📡📡📡 1 month ago:
Someone call funhole lol
- Comment on *Honk honk* 1 month ago:
Bro I’m pretty sure it’s a gorilla my friend
- Comment on *Honk honk* 1 month ago:
This is totally my mood today
- Comment on So unfair 2 months ago:
Best of packing an apple bowl to carry with you was the ability to eat the evidence!
- Comment on 2 months ago:
They have been exceptionally great about maintaining their old IP with this one. I have some optimism as well :)
- Comment on Their name is Spike. 2 months ago:
Damn it, I mean… I guess you’re probably right lol, but I felt like I was being clever there for a few minutes :'-/
- Comment on Their name is Spike. 2 months ago:
Gives a whole new meaning to the expression ‘eat shit’
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Three’s going to be more action. RPG? Interesting. Yeah, hopefully they’ll keep supporting the OG as well, I still need to finish that. Damn it. I was playing all of guild wars 2 basically through my tethered Android with a third-party app, needless to say, I wasn’t always top choice for raids simply because of my latency. And my skill. And my build. And my attention span. LOL. My dumbass played for about 2 and 1/2, 3 years maybe, and probably dropped over a grand on silly mount skins. I should really get back into that game. I have been away far too long from mistlock sanctuary :p
- Comment on Load me up 2 months ago:
There for a while. I was absolutely living on them at work and at home and getting in arguments about how long they could stay unrefrigerated after I’d. I’d pulled them out of my pocket after a day and still eat them. Eat one for my backpack that had been there for a couple days. I think just about 2 days ago I ate a whole package. My cholesterol and sodium levels are probably fucked, but I’ll be damned if they’re not absolutely amazing. The sargentos full fat regular cheese sticks are the primo for me, but I’ll settle with this shitty dollar store store ones if I have to. And no, I never string them :p but now I really freaking want some breaded ones and some marinara.
- Comment on rice noodles and thigh highs 2 months ago:
Man, that meal looks delicious, thanks for the recipe. I might have to try it out. I really miss a good tofu meal, my mom used to use tofu in all kinds of stuff and it seems like she’s dialed hit back as she’s getting older and all the grandkids seem to be now be opposed to her vegan food she used to make so regularly. I’d kill for a bit of her scrambled tofu right now. Just like scrambled eggs except somehow better! My oldest son used to love to eat just eat raw tofu cubed with a dash of soy sauce on it when he was in diapers, now at 22 he seems to have went to the dark side and not come back :(
- Comment on An Eye-Opening Experience 2 months ago:
Yeah the linked article and videos were very informative, but I guess yeah as far as me wanting them I don’t know. I guess a flashlight’s as good a guess as any, aside from the cool factor lol
- Comment on An Eye-Opening Experience 2 months ago:
Bioluminescent eye?! Holy shit! That’s freaking cool! I want bioluminescent eyes! I don’t even know what for aside from aesthetics, but man that’s neat! Mofo’s the coolest kid on the block with that feature lol
- Comment on Essex woman jailed for life for poisoning baby son with cocktail of drugs 2 months ago:
If anyone was wondering…
She added the antihistamine promethazine, which can induce sedation, and the antidepressant mirtazapine to juice and milk in Oakley’s baby bottles.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
This reminds me of that scene from the OG Clerks lol
- Comment on Are ya? 2 months ago:
Does currently sitting down to pee get any points here?
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Damn. I’m only like three expansions and a bunch of living world episodes behind… shit