Are ya?

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• Maultasche@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What else would I be doing?

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  • fleebleneeble@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hell yeah

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  • Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Peeping

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• frankenswine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  not currently

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  • fleebleneeble@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why not?

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sure you are!

    1. The digestive system is always operating.
    2. When a person sits on the toilet to poop, most commonly poop isn’t coming out the whole time.
    3. If one were to sit on a toilet long enough, eventually poop would come out.

    Therefore, we are always pooping. We’re just not always on the toilet.

    Thank you for attending my turd talk.

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Let’s go!

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• JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m fucking trying but I’m having a flare up and even liquified miralax lava is giving me a hard time. Fuck Crohn’s

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• Bipauler@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Does currently sitting down to pee get any points here?

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• BrickEater@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …Yes

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• tynansdtm@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sure am. I feel called out!

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• SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Technically not yet, I’m smoking on my patio. But that first cup of coffee is 3/4 gone and if this had popped up in the feed five minutes later, you would have had me.

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• Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gotta stop.

  Ass start hurting 😢

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• Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck man, I’m trying to

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  • webp@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I am also trying to fuck man

    Good luck to you

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• pebbles@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Soon.

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• azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes, that’s the only occasion when I open Lemmy

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• yakko@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  According to my very particular standards, you’re a good husband.

  Buy flowers.

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• Electric_Druid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I sure am tryin’

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• ThunderQueen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes

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• Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Are you my kid? Nowhere is safe from him.

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• mrodri89@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes I am!

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  • SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me too!

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• 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes

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