not currently
Are ya?
Submitted 1 month ago by fleebleneeble@reddthat.com to [deleted]
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frankenswine@lemmy.world 1 month ago
fleebleneeble@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Why not?
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Sure you are!
- The digestive system is always operating.
- When a person sits on the toilet to poop, most commonly poop isn’t coming out the whole time.
- If one were to sit on a toilet long enough, eventually poop would come out.
Therefore, we are always pooping. We’re just not always on the toilet.
Thank you for attending my turd talk.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Let’s go!
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I’m fucking trying but I’m having a flare up and even liquified miralax lava is giving me a hard time. Fuck Crohn’s
Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Does currently sitting down to pee get any points here?
BrickEater@lemmy.world 1 month ago
…Yes
tynansdtm@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Sure am. I feel called out!
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 month ago
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Technically not yet, I’m smoking on my patio. But that first cup of coffee is 3/4 gone and if this had popped up in the feed five minutes later, you would have had me.
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Gotta stop.
Ass start hurting 😢
Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Fuck man, I’m trying to
webp@mander.xyz 1 month ago
I am also trying to fuck man
Good luck to you
pebbles@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Soon.
azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yes, that’s the only occasion when I open Lemmy
yakko@feddit.uk 1 month ago
According to my very particular standards, you’re a good husband.
Buy flowers.
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I sure am tryin’
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are you my kid? Nowhere is safe from him.
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes
Maultasche@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What else would I be doing?
fleebleneeble@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Hell yeah
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Peeping