yakko

@yakko@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teenis⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  arooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teenis⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🥇

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK’s OnlyFans tops $3bn valuation amid talks to sell stake to US investor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely private equity will enhance the value of the platform. You will never regret being owned by American venture capitalists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post title lol⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Millennials not using lol in their messages is like a Brit not offering you tea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs a good response⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know enough about psychopathy specifically to know it would be interesting to try for a few hours, but longer than that it might ruin my life. My sense of empathy often gives me grief, but it serves a purpose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs a good response⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes I wish I could take psychopathy for a test drive, just to see what it’s like to be emotionally invulnerable for a day. This is the kind of thing I’d want to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post title lol⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Really? Damn. Haha just makes me think of that kid from the Simpsons

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Absolute Cinema" said Peter Magyar, newly elected Prime Minister of Hungary, when turning towards the press⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A politician knows a meme that I do not

  … Do I not spend enough time on the internet???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Belgium seizes military equipment bound for Israel⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Three cheers for Belgium!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two-year-old Surface PCs get $300 price hikes as sub-$1,000 models go away⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  True, I haven’t bothered to detach the thing in years but it still complains if you wiggle the screen a bit too much. And the screen protector I put on mine (good investment as it turned out) does inhibit the touch sensitivity a lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School food standards pilot in England cuts meal uptake by 15%⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Jamie Oliver

  It keeps happening to him, bless

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intellectual Debate⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think I’ve ever said the name Penelope out loud in my life, come to think of it. I guess we’ll never know

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got gifted an XBOX360 S. What now?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Split/Second holds up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intellectual Debate⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well no, just mainly giraffes. I was hoping that the rhyme would have been funny and distracting enough that I didn’t have to explain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intellectual Debate⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Come on, have you seen them? I could name three thing to do with their mouths alone that serve as proof that God doesn’t exist. Go watch a video of camel mouth bubbles and tell me I’m wrong, and keep in mind this is a creature that will spit on you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intellectual Debate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Here the thing. You ever looked into a giraffe’s eyes? There’s nothing there, they’re mentally vacant. They make deer look like they read the New Yorker. The fight with their necks, which is dumb, but it’s even dumber that their evolutionary gambit worked at all. You wanted to eat the leaves, you got tall. Your medals are in the mail, giraffes. Gold medals with sarcastically long neck ribbons. It makes me sick. They’re no better than camels, and don’t get me started about those filthy bastards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intellectual Debate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The family that hates together ungulates together!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intellectual Debate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife and I frequently bond over a mutual hatred of giraffes. I think this meme just got me laid tonight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is no meme, the American military industrial complex banned and outlawed the right to repair⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Too many calories

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game franchises you like, but wish were anothet genre of video game?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That would be on-brand for me lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, a real name for your penis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I got Monster Meat 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game franchises you like, but wish were anothet genre of video game?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll say it, Mega Man X7 should have been purely 2D.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game franchises you like, but wish were anothet genre of video game?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hadn’t heard of this game somehow, thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cool cool cool⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Intellectually I do, but the devil is in into details!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Your brother got all of the benefits of being smart with none of the burnout and unrealised potential

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cool cool cool⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m afraid of dying while people are still using common phrases incorrectly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space Honey⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Part of it is I don’t know how skin particles will act inside a space station. Are there static electricity forces that would make it stick to surfaces, or does it remain suspended in air until the filtration gets to it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space Honey⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dust comes from human skin flakes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The incredible transformation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s too fresh, too undigested.

  This is a foodpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Winning life 101⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m quite prejudiced, having lost a lifelong friend to racialist bullshit he picked up on /pol/. I used to enjoy a bit of /tg/, over a decade ago, but I have better ways to spend my time these days.