yakko

@yakko@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Any self respecting elder god would be playing billiards with the black holes. Fire up the new big bang, ye tatterdemalion layabouts!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Comparison is truly the thief of joy. Of course, once we know how long the slow fade of an empty universe will last, the first thing we most do is make 120 trillion years of insane, glorious, beautiful existence seem inadequate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tiny tot engineering⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a ballsy move

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The light will eventually tire out and turn into radio waves or smth, I’m not a physicist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  These ones will be quite dim

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨money⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🧛‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cynical and pessimistic people. 🫤⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Girl, if my jokes don’t get at least a few downvotes I feel like I might be pandering

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody ever remembers Gen X⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just wish most gen x were actually disaffected and alienated and not just constantly demanding relevance. You were a latchkey kid and you have better references than us, get over it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cynical and pessimistic people. 🫤⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cynical and pessimistic people. 🫤⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s true. People are good at saying “if you’re bored then you’re boring”, but nobody says “life gets more interesting the more you care about stuff”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cynical and pessimistic people. 🫤⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not about you. It never is. People who treat others this way only do that because they’re not looking within and facing their own shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Sex for rent’ is illegal in the UK. Why are thousands of people still affected?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Capitalism breeds innovation”.

  The innovation:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody ever remembers Gen X⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Generation “Mentions not getting mentioned any time people talk about generations”

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shops for diamonds⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: anon uses 4chan but refers to himself as a normie

  Gay: getting himself blackpilled on het culture

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tabletop convection oven ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Instant Pot. I like it, but the original company went bankrupt and is now owned by private equity, and the new management tried to sell MAGA themed stuff. Suffice to say, I can’t vouch for the company after that. Maybe if you could find an older model second-hand? Or just don’t get an air fryer, most of them are rubbish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tabletop convection oven ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost. My instant pot crisp has a stainless pot, and you can get stainless steel baskets to use instead of the teflon one it comes with. The only teflon bit left is the fan guard plate. It’s as mitigated as I could get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tabletop convection oven ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Good to know. The Instant Pot has weirdly intense heating tendencies, you can’t really finesse it much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tabletop convection oven ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My pressure cooker always makes rice too gluey. I’ve tried different timings and measures, nothing works. Though I do have a really decent sushi rice process for the pressure cooker.

  I didn’t get a rice cooker for years after my zojirushi mysteriously broke and I couldn’t get it repaired. Didn’t want anything teflon. Finally got a tatung. Really happy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metal on the inside, business on the outside⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just glad Oderus never found out how I live

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your father is clueless⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I’m those people. Let’s sing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your father is clueless⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They always do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British citizens serving in the IDF can now be tried for war crimes in the UK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It means having an opinion was the only wrong answer! HA! Great, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone remember Heroes of Might & Magic 3? A remake is coming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was randomly up at 4, shouldn’t have been on my phone at all. Word salad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone remember Heroes of Might & Magic 3? A remake is coming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit. Free demo too. I’ll see if it has the same magic for my kid that it did for me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brits Serving in Israeli Military Could Get Prison Time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sooo

  It’s illegal to be against the genocide, it’s illegal to be proactively for it. Is the only legal option to be not paying attention?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shrimp fried rice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems better in every way tbh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Colorado delenda est⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I never get tired of the map of Laramidia. I really was born in the wrong generation. I should have been an ankylosaur

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK: If it looks, sounds and behaves like an enemy, why are we calling China a ‘challenge’? -- [Opinion]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In both cases, it’s being called a “challenge” because they have already capitulated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Daily Prophet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Actual wizard memes, meanwhile

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXvzYOHTGW4

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asking for a chocaholic friend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or as my daffy kid calls it, “choglet”. Future Nobel contender, there.