yakko

@yakko@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta shit the right way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I am become poop knife, destroyer of swirls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i love standing out💖⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Still more fun than a scold, no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump says Andy Burnham told him he will ‘open up North Sea oil’⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  No actually lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump says Andy Burnham told him he will ‘open up North Sea oil’⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s hard sometimes not to imagine there’s some guy who shows up on day one and lays it all out; here’s what the rich people will be getting, and devil take the hindmost. It would explain this kind of instantaneous disappointment very neatly (which is why I don’t believe it, tidy theories being most often wrong).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump says Andy Burnham told him he will ‘open up North Sea oil’⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Zero time wasted making sure Green voters keep their distance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don’t Gen Z buy rounds in the pub?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Better headline: “Why would Gen Z spend their vanishing expendable income being less healthy with all the friends they haven’t got?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fappucino⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ain’t no fifteen minute sesh spaffing all up a flat white, that’s a four-minute joyless forcegasm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don’t realize how bad it smells till you quit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  First episode is wild

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but they don’t have highly paid UX design teams, so they’re probably just copying design choices on the basis that they’re trying to offer people a similar experience they can own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US problems require US solutions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is the mental image of Pippin shooting Aragorn so fucking funny I’m gonna shit my pants laughing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blow to NHS as Royal Mail raises prices for bulk users by a third⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  13 years of Royal Mail privatisation, how are we feeling about it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Activists Who Spray-Painted Barclays Set to Be Sentenced As Terrorists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL 😞

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mitch McConnell's office releases new photo of senator amid health questions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same_photo.meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Activists Who Spray-Painted Barclays Set to Be Sentenced As Terrorists⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Trashy America-style sentencing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Howdy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He looks like a strung out American doing ironic post-punk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three developers' different philosophies on difficulty for their games⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The difficulty slider is intrinsic to the system and the world. The whole point is that you have to make it easier by engaging with it on its own terms, rather than by forcing a change upon the world to make it suit you. This is never made explicit; the creator just wants you to either dig deep or bounce off it because struggle is the whole point or something, which is why we have to talk about it forever. Blah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak Fiction 🐐⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No because it’s conceptually inelegant, vampire billionaire is just redundant

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak Fiction 🐐⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do we really need to be dunking on monsterfucker romantasy? Let them have this!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨knew a few guys like this⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If MJ could do that whole arc in reverse, why should it be impossible?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Israeli arms firms threaten journalists at UK airshow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a textbook example of how colonialism and capitalism are anathema to the social fabric

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Britain ‘Does Not Have Enough Water’ for Planned AI Data Centre Boom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Setting the table for water wars

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palestine protesters joined by Jeremy Corbyn in urging Burnham to act on Israel⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the news media in the UK is all corpo-fascist trash and they need you to hate anyone with actual beliefs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It actually isn't⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A rare man-made horror within my comprehension, nice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Daylight Savings⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Mate, what’s the time?”

  “Fuck off, come back with a warrant.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lust vs love⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmao holy shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worm logic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Adoptedness is only partially heritable; if one of your parents is adopted, chances are you’re 50% adopted too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Andy Burnham is Labour leader: What is he promising?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Managed decline, same as every labourite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Government Official refuses to answer basic question⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It should be allowed to demand a duel if someone dissembles and refuses to answer questions in situations like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I investigated Palantir’s foothold in the British state – and what I found should worry us all | Peter Geoghegan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would anyone ever do that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not a single one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because money is finite. There’s a good rationale for diversity of renewables, but at some point you have to look at the cost benefit analysis and let some ideas go. We could maybe harvest some energy from dropping gold bars into the Mariana trench, but it would take away money from better ideas.