Special Treats

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• That_Bitch_Is_Cily@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is it. This is the one that got me to unsubscribe.

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But think of all the tasty treats you’ll be missing out on

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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• yakko@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anyone who does this will be king of the cockroaches after the nukes wipe us out

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• Gerudo@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I fucking hate everything about this.

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  • ElChinchilla@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Protip: when the sink strainer gets clogged you can push the gunk through with your tongue.

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    • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I fear humans like you.

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    • strop@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      😍😍😍

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    • mig@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I downvoted you because I’m prejudiced against your kind.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t be afraid to treat yo’self!

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• Aralakh@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🤢

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s cooked, what’s wrong?

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    • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And also clean.

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• starik@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I collect them in a jar on the widow sill, add a little water, and let them ferment. When the jar is full, we drink it.

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  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dear lord

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cursed as fuck

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• Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some of you are sinners who can’t be redeemed.

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• watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🤮

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But it’s guaranteed to be clean.

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• toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mmm, some of them look like olives!

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  • strop@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    look

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    • toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      eat

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• strop@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is why we always fight who will do the dishes

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• strop@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I know where mum’s hiding snacks!”

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• imvii@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Finally a chance to share Mama’s Special Fried Rice.

  Each day put your sink collections in a jar. Save in the fridge.

  After a week, dump the collection in a bowl.

  Add the following:

  a pinch of salt and pepper.

  one crushed clove or garlic.

  2 tablespoons of soy sauce

  1/2 tablespoon fresh grated ginger

  In your wok, heat up 3 tablespoons of oil.

  Add 2 cups cooked, room temperature rice.

  Toss rice in wok until colour starts to change.

  To the wok, Add 2-3 tablespoons of soy sauce and 1 tablespoon rice vinegar. Mix well.

  Push rice to the side.

  Add 2 tablespoons of oil and when up to temp add your sink collections from the bowl

  Stir in the oil until the sink collections become cooked. Then stir together with the rice.

  While hot, take entire contents of the wok and place in water tight, seal-able mason jar.

  Bury mason jar in back yard.

  Enjoy.

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• spacegoat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I endured apacedicks no problem but this is gross

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  • mika_mika@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My brain knows spacedicks was not about spacedicks, knows it was something very bad that I did view at one point, but I can’t recall anything I actually interacted with there.

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  • Forester@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    /r/spacedicks ?

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    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Apachedicks?

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Enhance!

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• Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sink salad

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