thisbenzingring
@thisbenzingring@lemmy.today
I’ve been around but under a different server
- Comment on This could be interesting 1 week ago:
Psycho
- Comment on Chuck chuck bo buck... 1 week ago:
I have always loved that movie
- Comment on Chuck chuck bo buck... 1 week ago:
Is this from Night of the Comet?
- Comment on Y'all are talking about powdered milk. Why isn't anyone talking about powdered water? 1 week ago:
That’s so old school, kids these days wouldn’t understand… youtu.be/cW4EFUsW2F0
I always loved the deadpan delivery Steven Wright has
- Comment on Never change 1 week ago:
I love mentioning the latest meme trend to my wife. She isn’t a big Internet user and her confused replies always makes me laugh
She was so confused about beans and sometimes when she doesn’t understand something she’ll just call it beans
- Comment on End The Double Standards 1 week ago:
John Waters is a genius
- Comment on Satan Was The Good Guy This Whole Time? 1 week ago:
Cain = Satan = same ol story through the game of telephone of history
- Comment on Satan Was The Good Guy This Whole Time? 1 week ago:
puff puff … pass bro
- Comment on Who needs cows, make your milk at home with powder 1 week ago:
who’s milkin the sea monkeys
🍆💦
- Comment on Lisan al-Gaib! 2 weeks ago:
I always liked Arby’s (in the 90s at least) and it’s been forever since I had one. It’s not really that good. It’s better than most fast food but didn’t live up to my expectations. It’s on the local ndn rez so I guess that could be a factor
- Comment on These gas station pills are getting sketchier 2 weeks ago:
:: takes pill ::
5 minutes after it kicks in
What a fool you are. I’m a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."
Cops: WTF is this dude on?!
- Comment on I shop at the... 2 weeks ago:
the rivals I remember were the Circle K
I wonder what it means but I don’t care enough to look it up…
- Comment on SBA #274 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by... 3 weeks ago:
Ethically sourced and 100% naturally sourced from local Bubblegum walls.
- Comment on In the middle of the street 4 weeks ago:
the salad?
- Comment on Wholesome 4 weeks ago:
the mom threw herself at them, it was dirty like a soul crying for freedom after years of torment and then the sweet sweet delivery of freedom and orgasms were had by all
- Comment on Not ready 5 weeks ago:
There’s a novel called The Overstory and a central theme of it is the trees and the people that come to a moment where a tree changed their life. The change to the same mindset as they think the trees have to have another moment with the trees. It’s disaster for the people ultimately and the tree is just like what did you expect, you have your time and we have had ours
- Comment on TIL All of Downton Abbey was written by this man 5 weeks ago:
A talking donkey?
That’s crazy!
- Comment on Lemmons trying to gauge just how depraved we can get in this mothafucka 5 weeks ago:
I’m hoping someone tells me soon! My dick is getting raw…
- Comment on I'm gonna put on my nice jeans now. 1 month ago:
He’s hoping he gets lucky
- Comment on gaslighting your boss is not a crime, it's a lifestyle choice 1 month ago:
Make sure to walk into his office the day after and ask him if he’s winning yet
- Comment on gaslighting your boss is not a crime, it's a lifestyle choice 1 month ago:
Did you fuck his mom yet?
That’s the true power play. Fuck the CEOs Mom and make him call you daddy
- Comment on Going store to get some ice cream. You guys want something? 1 month ago:
- Comment on "I am an ancient nobleman and need some coin made prove to me youre a craftsman that can make quality coin" "check this thing out." 1 month ago:
- Comment on May I offer you an cup a soup in this trying time? 1 month ago:
Indeed, makes me feel like being on the Internet in 2000
- Comment on May I offer you an cup a soup in this trying time? 1 month ago:
You Jerk!
- Comment on Denuvo sues anonymous game cracker ‘voices38’ over alleged DRM circumvention — seeks damages after Anti-Tamper protections bypassed in 26 games 1 month ago:
There’s a reddit thread about this and the person replied to it like
All is fine. Everything will continue as normal.
😂
- Comment on non issue 2 months ago:
They installed an app on Android recently and it’s just called Google but really it’s their AI app. You can uninstall it. Who knows if it’ll reinstall itself…
- Comment on Special Treats 2 months ago:
But it’s guaranteed to be clean.
- Comment on Special Treats 2 months ago:
It’s cooked, what’s wrong?
- Comment on Enough Dean, here's Bob 2 months ago:
the owls are not what they seem!