thisbenzingring
@thisbenzingring@lemmy.today
I’ve been around but under a different server
- Comment on SBA #274 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by... 3 days ago:
Ethically sourced and 100% naturally sourced from local Bubblegum walls.
- Comment on In the middle of the street 1 week ago:
the salad?
- Comment on Wholesome 1 week ago:
the mom threw herself at them, it was dirty like a soul crying for freedom after years of torment and then the sweet sweet delivery of freedom and orgasms were had by all
- Comment on Not ready 2 weeks ago:
There’s a novel called The Overstory and a central theme of it is the trees and the people that come to a moment where a tree changed their life. The change to the same mindset as they think the trees have to have another moment with the trees. It’s disaster for the people ultimately and the tree is just like what did you expect, you have your time and we have had ours
- Comment on TIL All of Downton Abbey was written by this man 2 weeks ago:
A talking donkey?
That’s crazy!
- Comment on Lemmons trying to gauge just how depraved we can get in this mothafucka 2 weeks ago:
I’m hoping someone tells me soon! My dick is getting raw…
- Comment on I'm gonna put on my nice jeans now. 4 weeks ago:
He’s hoping he gets lucky
- Comment on gaslighting your boss is not a crime, it's a lifestyle choice 4 weeks ago:
Make sure to walk into his office the day after and ask him if he’s winning yet
- Comment on gaslighting your boss is not a crime, it's a lifestyle choice 4 weeks ago:
Did you fuck his mom yet?
That’s the true power play. Fuck the CEOs Mom and make him call you daddy
- Comment on Going store to get some ice cream. You guys want something? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on "I am an ancient nobleman and need some coin made prove to me youre a craftsman that can make quality coin" "check this thing out." 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on May I offer you an cup a soup in this trying time? 4 weeks ago:
Indeed, makes me feel like being on the Internet in 2000
- Comment on May I offer you an cup a soup in this trying time? 4 weeks ago:
You Jerk!
- Comment on Denuvo sues anonymous game cracker ‘voices38’ over alleged DRM circumvention — seeks damages after Anti-Tamper protections bypassed in 26 games 5 weeks ago:
There’s a reddit thread about this and the person replied to it like
All is fine. Everything will continue as normal.
😂
- Comment on non issue 1 month ago:
They installed an app on Android recently and it’s just called Google but really it’s their AI app. You can uninstall it. Who knows if it’ll reinstall itself…
- Comment on Special Treats 1 month ago:
But it’s guaranteed to be clean.
- Comment on Special Treats 1 month ago:
It’s cooked, what’s wrong?
- Comment on Enough Dean, here's Bob 1 month ago:
the owls are not what they seem!
- Comment on It's time to move on....to JEANS! 1 month ago:
What’s next … Oh dear there’s like 130 words that end in eand
- Comment on why'd we skip ceans? 1 month ago:
LoL My wife was like yup
Beans Deans… Idfc
- Comment on I'm not doing this right 1 month ago:
you might be right! and thats not even his real name but this all makes more sense now
- Comment on I'm not doing this right 1 month ago:
IDK about Dean but Beck and Moby are music nerds from the 90s
- Comment on I'm not doing this right 1 month ago:
thats Moby my dude!
- Comment on How often they call me is maddeaning 1 month ago:
My number one spammer is tax based. I get called almost daily. Generally it’s flagged as spam so it doesn’t ring my phone but still… So many voicemails
- Comment on don't do it. 1 month ago:
The navy ship I served the longest on hand an poopdeck, it was also the designated smoking spot when we were underway.
All of us nonsmokers would make jokes about someone going off to suck a fag or two on the poopdeck
- Comment on Test your might 1 month ago:
There’s a brand of Japanese knives that don’t have a handle, one piece.
Sha Ra Ku Mono
The best knife I have ever held. Buy it for life. There’s another Japanese brand called Global and they are one piece but not as amazing to hold as the Sha Ra Ku Mono. My wife was a professional chef so we splurged to get her a full set over the years. The bread knife is a fucking chainsaw man… You have to really be careful or it’ll bite you HARD.
I think only one place outside of Japan sells them. seacut.com/collections/sha-ra-ku-mono
- Comment on You're all invited. 1 month ago:
what?! and no beans?!???!?!?!?!?
what a travesty!
- Comment on You're all invited. 1 month ago:
that depends on if it has olives or not
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
LoL oops
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Im waiting for the PC version and a >$50 price tag
