Submitted 7 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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** takes pill **
THREE HOURS LATER…
Wake up. We’re here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up. Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What’s your name?
Well, not even last night’s storm could wake you. I’ve heard them saying we’ve reached Morrowind; I’m sure they’ll let us go!
Quiet. Here comes the nurse.
Takes Pill
Passes out…
Wake up to EMT staring down at you
Hey you, you’re finally awake… Didn’t think we were going to get you back from Oblivion for a minute there…
LOL! +1…Proceed to file for personal bankruptcy because your health insurance abandoned you.
I had to read on these. Apparently they are unregulated pharmaceuticals sold as dietary supplements, because for some reason labelling things as supplements makes them out of scope for safety regulators?
And now they are game branded.
Same applies to “well being crystals” they’re very careful in not saying they’ll heal you.
Which country? (As though I dont already know…)
The better question might be “which state”
Yep, saw a video of one that was Viagra and Cialis together (which shouldn’t ever be taken together)
That just straight up Jumanjis you into the game
Oh god no I can’t get pecked to death by three cliffracers.
I played the game in VR for a bit. Cliff racers are HUGE. Much bigger than they look on the screen. My respect for Saint Jiub went way up.
But with a boner mod preinstalled.
You have any idea how fucking popular a proven Isekai pill would be… Earth would be damn near fucking empty.
:: takes pill ::
5 minutes after it kicks in
What a fool you are. I’m a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."
Cops: WTF is this dude on?!
Great, now I want to start the game and not finish the main quest for the hundreth time again.
Spiffing brit introduced me to a mod that has me installing Skyrim again. It overhauls the leveling system so that you get incremental somewhat random stat boosts per kill. Seems like an interesting way to avoid the main quest, and the civil war.
This is really cool, I think I might install it again also. Thank you for sharing
Hey you, you’re finally erect.
I know it’s from Skyrim, just let me have this
It’s obviously Skooma
Mmm moon suger
Bout to become the Moon-and-Star in my pants.
starts clipping through map
climbing mountains one bunny hop at a time
Untested CHIMicals
Khajit has wares, IF you have coin…
Are the owners of these pill companies MAGA or were these around before Jan 2017 or 2024?
telekinesis from around the corner
Do these actually exist? Apart from the whole elder scrolls thing. Can’t remember the last time I was at a gas station, but for sure do remember that some had sausages and motor oil on sale right next to each other, sometimes random convenience store crap like fake flash drives too.
Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming.
Great name for an anti-gas pill. Fart tomorrow, not today.
looking for someone to unlock the cabinet
Where’s that wage slave…
Here not long ago…
For when you want to make your partner CHIM
Speak quickly, Outlander.
The Elder’s Pole III : Hollowskin
get isekai’d
They let you jump really high. But you have to land within 15 seconds or you’ll die.
why don’t people just buy viagra instead?
Have you seen the American pharmaceutical industry? Plus when youre at the truck stop picking up a new road friend you ain’t got time for a Zocdoc appointment.
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