HeHoXa
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- Comment on Cushion sold separately 10 hours ago:
Gotta keep with the onomatopoeia theme.
Meh Goldberg
- Comment on WACK 12 hours ago:
Ah yes. The tumescence bonk.
- Comment on WACK 13 hours ago:
This sounds so fucking fancy. I feel like I should be taking notes.
“Good evening. Might you be feeling tumescent tonight? Mayhaps I could buy you a drink and attempt to alleviate your ardour.”
- Comment on The Matrix 18 hours ago:
Fight Club really hits different when you realize the main character is Tyler Durden
Avatar really hits different when you realize the Navi are just defending themselves.
Indiana Jones really hits different when you realize the bad guys are Nazis.
Jurassic park really hits different when you realize John Hammond ignored all the warnings.
John Wick really hits different when you realize they killed his dog.
Star Wars really hits different when you realize the chosen one bringing balance meant revitalizing the dark side.
… Old men like me don’t bother with making points. There’s no point.
- Comment on i'm fucking devastated but there are no exception 2 days ago:
Audio Adrenaline - Underdog slaps
I am ready for my punishment.
- Comment on What a killjoy 2 days ago:
“problem of evil”
a classic
To the final point, I think it’s be more accurate to say deception is more powerful than security, or entropy is more powerful than order.
It kinda goes both ways. Chaos forbids its own absolution. It’d be too well ordered.
Balance is the most powerful, the true chaos. Hypocrisy reigns.
Thank you for attending my toker talk.
- Comment on that's some fucking aerodynamics bro 3 days ago:
Make sure to get the life preservers too, so they don’t clog the holes.
- Comment on Self sacrifice is honorable 3 days ago:
“See you just press this button right here and oh shitshitshITSHIT”
- Comment on WHARRGARBL 3 days ago:
Wowe.
Such water. Very bite.
Pls no splash.
Much wharble.
Wowe.
- Comment on GOAT 3 days ago:
… god dammit I know there’s a “wake up sheeple” joke in here…
- Comment on Fit girls role call 3 days ago:
I guess I may have gotten a little ahead of myself.
Should really head off such jokes.
Guess I’m gonna head out.
blargh I’m dead
- Comment on Fit girls role call 4 days ago:
Off with my head!
- Comment on Correct 4 days ago:
When a person’s fetishes grow too powerful, they start having ifgasms
- Comment on borger 4 days ago:
Mess with the best… die like the rest.
HACK THE PLANET!!!
- Comment on 🚨 Report: nity nite smooches DLC? 5 days ago:
He’s real if you believe with all your heart.
- Comment on What's your opinions on film critics and film snobs?? 5 days ago:
… I’m suddenly interested in the Marvel interpretation of Pride and Prejudice
- Comment on Know Yourself! 5 days ago:
Any time twin
- Comment on What's your opinions on film critics and film snobs?? 5 days ago:
Same as connoisseurs, art critics, music critics, mayo frame enthusiasts…
Just human nature to try to find importance in preference. Let 'em enjoy their passions… just with someone else please
- Comment on Know Yourself! 5 days ago:
- Comment on How are you using your laptop (with internet) that still runs Windows10? 6 days ago:
IdkWhatIExpected.gif
- Comment on Hehe 6 days ago:
This is definitely not the main problem
- Comment on Why do "assassins" or whatever always have a Copy of Catcher in The Rye on them or with them? I read the book and nothing about taking out people, well prolly catholics but that is it? 6 days ago:
Good luck with your ass ass ing!
- Comment on Rhymes, motherfucker 6 days ago:
Jin Woo: Arise motherfucker
- Comment on cowabunga 1 week ago:
That helps a lot actually, thanks
- Comment on Ka-chow? 1 week ago:
What a terrible day to be sighted
- Comment on It's true 1 week ago:
All I wanted was just one
- Comment on As adults, do you still watch kids’ cartoons, either old or new? 1 week ago:
And it’s the top comment. I’m dying 😂🤣
- Comment on Monke 1 week ago:
Watchu know about rollin’ down in the deep?
- Comment on (im vegan) 1 week ago:
- Comment on cowabunga 1 week ago:
Why is this so horrifying and beautiful?
Is it… encouraging or depressing? I don’t know…
Even as I close my eyes the image remains, haunting my soul…
Cowabunga
