Reported for off-topic post. This is the shitposting community. The constipationposting community is that way
Return to basics
Submitted 2 hours ago by muhyb@programming.dev to [deleted]
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Photonic@sopuli.xyz 1 hour ago
muhyb@programming.dev 1 hour ago
constipationposting
What have I done!
First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Sorry, you’re getting sued over a copyright violation. Thats a linkin park song
Photonic@sopuli.xyz 1 hour ago
Constipation, consulting detective for Scotland Yard!
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 minutes ago
Lemmy: "Greg what is your opinion on Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang having an affair with a chinese spy?
Greg: “Laxative, please.”
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 1 hour ago
I’m gonna be the first china doesn’t exist guy of lemmy.
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 minutes ago
Of course China doesn’t exist, it’s just Taiwan and West Taiwan.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 31 minutes ago
China is a made up country to create a bogeyman for the government to fearmonger to hapless citizens in a bid for control of their lives. Have you ever seen a Chinese character? How can you call that words? You can’t read that. No one can. It’s all a government psyop.
sirico@feddit.uk 44 minutes ago
The Dynasties ended get over it!
Greg@lemmy.ca 35 minutes ago
I’m already training for the 2027 Lemmy no poop July challenge
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 hour ago
And over there, the horniest people in the psych ward
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
He already said Lemmy.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 29 minutes ago
It’s a room full of hunched over people with bulging neck veins, furiously masturbating without lube because they need the friction.
lokalhorst@feddit.org 1 hour ago
He had to survive 3 days without pooping
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Yall need fiber
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 20 minutes ago
Fiber would have made it hard for Greg, who had to endure 3 days without pooping.
jobbies@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Dread to think who I’d be…
moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Can you make this a whole series? 😂
muhyb@programming.dev 2 hours ago
Oh God, there would be lots of beans.
Aqivex@fedinsfw.app 57 minutes ago
You gotta get artistic with it. A couple of pintos as patsies on the soapy tiddies, a garbanzo for Dean’s head, a couple of red kidney’s wearing jeans, etc.
You got this.
grranibal@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Its never enough beans
kn33@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
What, y’all never been constipated before?
Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 hour ago
Not intentionally.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I’m having back pain right now and haven’t pooped in 4 days. 💪
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 hour ago
It’s good for us to remember our roots.
ramble81@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
And then had to use the poop knife
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 27 minutes ago
Can you imagine being the poop knifer? Browsing online communities and seeing your shame echoed throughout the vast cosmos of the internet for eternity. I’d move to the forest with my poop knife.
Klear@piefed.world 36 minutes ago
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