ColeSloth
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- Comment on Get your copy today! 12 hours ago:
It would be hilariously awesome if they stuck flock cameras in GTA 6 and you got paid like $10 for each one you destroyed. Like an ongoing side quest.
- Comment on onions 2 days ago:
Lol that I’d tell people at fire house subs to fuck off if they asked for onions. Man, that’d be great!
- Comment on onions 2 days ago:
Nope. Had no idea.
I’m a firefighter. So I only sort of work in a kitchen. Whenever I’m the one making dinner for us all.
- Comment on onions 3 days ago:
Odds aren’t that high at this point. I’m not all wrinkly, but I’m old enough to remember the before times, when the Internet didn’t exist.
- Comment on onions 3 days ago:
Yeah. Raw onions are just about the only food ingredient I absolutely can’t stand to eat. But I love sauteed onions. I work at a fire house and do a lot of the cooking on shift. If anyone bitches about a pack of onions, I tell them I’ll add onions at the same time I add Habaneros. I love crazy hot stuff, but contrary to popular firefighter belief, most of the guys are huge weenies when it comes to spicy.
- Comment on Mars Bar from the 1990s found during house clearance - shrinkflation in action 4 days ago:
Terrible with some things and great with others. I could drive somewhere 5 times in a day, and may not be able to find my way back in a week.
- Comment on Mars Bar from the 1990s found during house clearance - shrinkflation in action 5 days ago:
I was only like 9, but I remember that shit. Lol.
Least those were the prices here in the Midwest. Thirtyish cent candy bars, 25 cent bags of small chips, 35 cent cans of coca cola, 59 cents for a 20 ounce. If hamburger was a dollar a pound, it’s because it wasn’t on sale that week.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Terraria isn’t really a community type game. It’s way different than what minecraft became, or Roblox.
Regardless. You’re taking my quip about all the pedo politicians too seriously.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
If you’re a politician, or for a regular person?
- Comment on Mars Bar from the 1990s found during house clearance - shrinkflation in action 5 days ago:
In 1991 those were closer to 30 cents.
- Comment on Friends. 1 week ago:
*Horny and hungry
- Comment on There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras 1 week ago:
Battery wouldn’t be worth all that much, either, really.
- Comment on Doesn't add up 1 week ago:
Exactly nothing prevents a NURSING home from having a nurse or first responder on the payroll there. Also keep in mind that they are calling for a lift assist. Not an injury. They’re making the determination that the patient isn’t hurt and opting to not have an ambulance show up. They’re calling for a literal $1,000,000 truck that gets 4 mpg with 4 people to show up and provide labor.
- Comment on Doesn't add up 1 week ago:
Nursing homes in my area are like $3500 a month and they’ll have one or two people working the 12 hour shift from 7pm to 7 am making jack shit who don’t know a damn thing and then call the fire department for free labour if an elderly person has fallen to the ground and needs help getting up. The nursing home doesn’t want the financial risk of their employees getting hurt, or hurting a patient getting them off the ground. That might cost them a tiny sliver of the profits they take in.
- Comment on Fahrenheit is better 2 weeks ago:
White, black, or Asian?
- Comment on modern day LinkedIn be like 2 weeks ago:
Don’t be too serious. I mean, could you imagine filling out all the employment and tax forms for like 200,000 jobs? Lol
- Comment on modern day LinkedIn be like 2 weeks ago:
Bank teller: Sir, none of these checks have the same last name, and none of them are yours. I’ve called the fraud department.
- Comment on Black emoji world record 2 weeks ago:
Their design rules? That’s funny, because their design rules from season one and the last 30+ years is that white people are yellow, and black and Indian people are brown.
That’s their “rules”.
- Comment on Black emoji world record 2 weeks ago:
The simpsons is almost 40 years old. You’re picturing some world of inclusivity.
It was a show with a lot of stereotypes. It was never made to make everyone the same. It made fun of things. It ruffled some feathers. It’s also why everyone LOVED the first 8 or so seasons. After that they started to get more vanilla.
- Comment on The most unrealistic part of Odyssey is the journey taking 20 years 2 weeks ago:
Lol. Reminds me of Moses wondering the desert for 40 years to go like 400 miles.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
You hear that, everyone!? There’s now enough Lemmy users to actually harass a person!
- Comment on Carenheit 2 weeks ago:
Speaking things and reading things aren’t 1 to 1 the same.
- Comment on Carenheit 2 weeks ago:
Sure, but that doesn’t stop the localities that put it after from being totally wrong and stupid.
- Comment on Just got arrested for a supposed DWI even though I blew a 0.0000000. Don't cops need to read your Miranda rights to you? I asked for a blood or hair follicle test and I was denied. WTH is happening? 2 weeks ago:
That roadside test is NOT a breathalyzer test. It’s called a “Preliminary Breath Test”. Your links all advise you have to take the breathalyzer test, and that’s true. But a breathalyzer test doesn’t happen in the field. It’s at the station attached to a very not portable machine and happens after you get arrested. Call an actual DUI lawyer yourself and ask them the difference. A PBT is not a breathalyzer test.
- Comment on Just got arrested for a supposed DWI even though I blew a 0.0000000. Don't cops need to read your Miranda rights to you? I asked for a blood or hair follicle test and I was denied. WTH is happening? 3 weeks ago:
I didn’t Google. I looked at Louisiana law statutes.
- Comment on Just got arrested for a supposed DWI even though I blew a 0.0000000. Don't cops need to read your Miranda rights to you? I asked for a blood or hair follicle test and I was denied. WTH is happening? 3 weeks ago:
And that implied consent law is for a breathalyzer test. Not the one they do on the side of the road. You don’t lose your license to refuse a pbt.
- Comment on Just got arrested for a supposed DWI even though I blew a 0.0000000. Don't cops need to read your Miranda rights to you? I asked for a blood or hair follicle test and I was denied. WTH is happening? 3 weeks ago:
And you’ve been lied to and you’re wrong. I just read your Louisiana revised statute 32.666 and you don’t have to take a preliminary breath test (the little one the cops use on the side of the road).
Again, though. Not a lawyer. Speak to your lawyer in Louisiana and ask them. Other jurisdictions may have different laws.
- Comment on Just got arrested for a supposed DWI even though I blew a 0.0000000. Don't cops need to read your Miranda rights to you? I asked for a blood or hair follicle test and I was denied. WTH is happening? 3 weeks ago:
Ask a lawyer in your state sometime. You will very likely discover that you can and should refuse the roadside stuff.
- Comment on Just got arrested for a supposed DWI even though I blew a 0.0000000. Don't cops need to read your Miranda rights to you? I asked for a blood or hair follicle test and I was denied. WTH is happening? 3 weeks ago:
If he wasn’t taken to the station for the real breath test and blood or urine, he isn’t being charged with DUI.
- Comment on Just got arrested for a supposed DWI even though I blew a 0.0000000. Don't cops need to read your Miranda rights to you? I asked for a blood or hair follicle test and I was denied. WTH is happening? 3 weeks ago:
In most states you’re allowed to not take the roadside breath test, despite cops lying like motherfuckers about it. It’s the one at the station after you’ve been arrested that you have to take if you don’t want to automatically get your license taken for like a year, and they always do at least two different samples between that breath test, urine, and blood. Don’t do those and you’re pretty much guaranteed you lose your license and get the DUI charge as well.