SailorFuzz
@SailorFuzz@lemmy.world
- Comment on Worrying grimoire 8 hours ago:
Gender swapped “Obsession”. Should be fine, right?
- Comment on one step closer to 100%'ing life!! 2 days ago:
At some point you have to take responsibility for yourself. You cant just blame every failing on your parents.
- Comment on We can all agree on this 3 days ago:
This is precisely why I will never ever, everfuckingever get/buy/use Liberty Mutual Insurance.
Their fucking ads are everywhere, and they’re always “oh we’re so quriky, lulzzor emu so random” millenial fucking cringe humor.
- Comment on They grow up so fast. 6 days ago:
That’s a Lineman.
All linemen are electricians, but not all electricians are linemen.
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 6 days ago:
yea okay sure, but imagine this. You order al pastor and they put the pineapples on the side… Like, they almost understood the assignment, they know pineapples are related to it… but, if they’re not together, you don’t call that shit al pastor
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 6 days ago:
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 6 days ago:
this is East v West. Not vs North. Canada food doesn’t count because Canadians aren’t real.
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 1 week ago:
I mean, you implied you live in Texas, right? No one in Texas is ever gonna try to present California as a good thing…
But you owe it yourself to try it. Good California Burrito is simple. It has carne asada, french fries pico de gallo, guacamole and sour cream in a flour tortila. That’s the minimum.
But, bump it up, substitute salsa cremosa for the sour cream and just slather it on. Or, fuck it, do both, I won’t judge if you like your burritos dripping wet. Put some cheese in there if you want, stick to cheddar/colby/jack.
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 1 week ago:
I got no qualms with rice and beans in a burrito. Love it, good stuff… but don’t call it a fucking california burrito.
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 1 week ago:
I’m glad someone got that, cuz I was gonna feel real fucking old.
- Comment on Honor your predecessors 1 week ago:
I have one of those fancy Japanese bidet toilet seats at home and it has a built in seat warmers. Its like this everytime I take a shit. Its great. Especially in the cold months.
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 1 week ago:
Listen, I know Philly is more east than west… but Ive had a Philly cheesesteak on the west coast. It was awesome… now… explain this shit being served here on the east coast…
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 1 week ago:
If youre visiting, get away from the tourist shops. This is true when you’re visiting anywhere. Don’t eat the food made for tourists.
Ask a local, find some place that has a dude selling burritos out of an unmarked doorway counter. If you see an old mexican lady wandering around with a ice chest behind her, shes selling homemade tamales, get that shit.
Food near tourist areas is made bland af to appeal the widest visiting audience.
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 1 week ago:
Just tell them how to make it, or make sure they look it up. Don’t let “get creative” with it. If it doesnt have fries IN the burrito, its not a california burrito.
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 1 week ago:
Right? And it would be one thing if just one restaurant fucked it up. You’d be like “well that restaurant is just dumb”… but its like…ALL of them. All of them fuck it up in different ways.
Its baffling…
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 1 week ago:
Finally, I, a white man, knows what gentrification and cultural appropriation feels like. And it feels bad man.
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 1 week ago:
We talking about burritos now.
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 1 week ago:
I nearly killed a local with my habanero guac.
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 1 week ago:
No man.
Just grabbed some dinner with the kid at a Mexican restaurant in town… all I wanted was a burrito and they wouldn’t give it to me. Just one Cali burrito and they wouldn’t give it to me…
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 1 week ago:
My man, my fucking man, let me show you this shit.
Restuarant 1 Image
WITH fries. Like, as a side. Not in the burrito, neverminding everything else wrong.
Heres a different restaurant also nearby
Fucking google that shit… its like everyone out here heard that California burritos are popular and did literally NO further looking into it. Just made some shit up.
And look at this shit… you see that white “dipping sauce” there? Thats not queso…
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 1 week ago:
As someone from the west coast and now living on the east coast, the number one thing I can say is… the food sucks. All of it.
East coast food culture sucks.
Its either bland or some unholy pairing of bullshit (that also sucks). And I also think they go out of their way to make things wrong.
Try to order a “California Burrito” (if you dont know, Google it, pretty common), so what does Virginia think goes in it? Chicken, steak and shrimp and beans… thats not “choice of meat”, that all 3 together. None of which is what is a California Burrito is…
Here in Viriginia they just fuck up everything. Order a Philly Cheesesteak… what do they put in it? Fucking lettuce and tomatoes… what’s not in it, fucking cheese. You get more authentic subs from big chains like Subway. Like these people dont have the internet to search.
Oh, and sit down at a Mexican restaurant, theyll bring you chips with white sauce. Everyone else is thinking “oh cool queso”. No, not queso… its mayo with some onion powder… these mf serve tortilla chips with mayonnaise…
- Comment on onions 1 week ago:
Are you married to my wife? Are we a throuple now?
- Comment on Way too easy 1 week ago:
okay, but now try to imagine trump running at all. Let alone running and trying to kick something.
- Comment on Delicious 1 week ago:
Cake mix is $5.
- Comment on lord give me strength 1 week ago:
Okay, but… getting this for my tweenage daughter just to watch her slowly die of cringe would be so worth it.
- Comment on wish 1 week ago:
The good ending.
- Comment on Turn-based RPG Warrior Cats: Clans of the Forest announced for PS5, Xbox Series, Switch 2, Switch, and PC - Gematsu 2 weeks ago:
This might just be the kind of cringe that finally gets my kid to give turnbased games a chance.
- Comment on This bookstore wraps all books in plastic. 2 weeks ago:
I’ve seen books wrapped if it has explicit material in it. Especially mangas with explicit material.
- Comment on Drunken Rogue, a dungeon-crawling RPG where heroines get stronger the drunker they become, launches on Steam on August 21 2 weeks ago:
get stronger the drunker they become
Wow, they’re just like me fr fr
- Comment on If only someone would invent one 2 weeks ago:
2012? Mf, this is like 90s joke on a 2004 template.
