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• dasrael@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The Eternal Swirly. A lot of boomers deserve nothing less.

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  • Burn_The_Right@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We can say it. The conservative ones.

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• My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wonder how much the plumber’s invoice came to.

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  • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.

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    • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.

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    • human@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts

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    • StabbingSky@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.

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    • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe if you let grandma soak and she gets all clumpy it would have a bit of trouble. Nothing a plunger to the face won’t fix.

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    • bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I recently got the Cyclosporiasis; I can tell you from experience that even a truly awful toilet can flush more than a handful of Powdered Grandma™*

      * May require multiple flushes

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  • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Called the plumber, but he is being held by ICE, allegedly. No way to know for sure.

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  • Burn_The_Right@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Most conservatives slide right down like it’s where they came from.

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rest in Shit, Grandma

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• username_1@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ashes isn’t the best thing to throw into the toilet.

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sprinkle a few in with every bowel movement. Easier on your toilet, and more poop exposure for the remains.

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or take it as a fiber supplement, 1 tbsp every morning with water

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  • gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah they’re supposed to sit above the water

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    • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it is floating, gradma ate lots of fiber

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  • Burn_The_Right@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    True. Nazi ashes are!

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Terrible for both the environment and your sewer system.

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  • Eq0@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why the environment? Ashes are fertilizer

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    • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Human ashes are not a fertilizer looked this up years ago, when I was obsessed with finding the most environmentally friendly way to dispose of human bodies. Something to do with with the balance of nutrients, as well as the salt and ph levels I think makes it toxic to plants. I’m pretty sure that’s right but I know its toxic pretty sure its a mixture of those things.

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  • Burn_The_Right@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Conservatives are terrible for the environment. Confirmed.

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  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Terrible” is overstating it.

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• blartcap_@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Taking “Rest in piss” to a more literal level

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• majster@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sooo many people falling for obvious bait. Or are there additional levels of irony I’m not grasping?

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  • blackshirt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Trolls trolling Trolls trolling Trolls …

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    • green_goglin@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Found the Trump voter

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What is the bait?

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• Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Blend you with tofu, mix with a paper slurry to make recycled paper, print copies of the satanic bible on you, place those free bibles in hotel rooms in LGBTQIA friendly tourist destinations during pride, rip out your pages and burn them with charcoal on a grill where I cook grilled vegan food that i give to the poor, while Macklemore is playing… AND BE DOUBLE WOKE DURING ALL OF IT!!!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i’m not sure how i feel rolling blunts out of grandma satan bible pages

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    • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think it sounds metal as fuck.

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Um, would this not clog your toilet?

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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    no

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    • ProfessorHoover@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This guy has disposed of a body before.

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Based, but i wouldnt post it online. Might be illegal.

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How is flushing ashes illegal?

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’re ashes of a person. Some places have laws against the desecration of human remains that would apply to ashes; flushing them down the toilet would probably count

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    • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Here in Sweden you can’t keep human ashes. It’s illegal.

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Seeing the Ukraine-flag colored face mask, this hat to be a troll, to make the left look bad.

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  • SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I kinda thought Bernie write-in was the only good option in 2016. Not that I understand how anything works, I am dumb after all

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  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Whether they “look bad” depends on how you feel about flushing grandma.

    I have a small, 3" urn of my mom’s ashes, and ten years later when I was offered the same for my dad, I declined. It doesn’t mean anything to me, and at the time, I had actually misplaced mom’s urn.

    Slava Ukraini!

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• agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is dumb.

  What you should’ve don’t was use the ashes instead of salt to help grit your sidewalk.

  Or make what I like to call “trauma smoke bombs” for the next protest

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• M137@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would have taken a shit on it before flushing.

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe he did, but granny is taking all the praise by blocking the view.

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    • Burn_The_Right@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Conservatives are so narcissistic!

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ain’t that just like op’s granny (she was very fat)

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• tigermountain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Beware the certainty of youth.

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• MasutaHarada@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dead nazi can’t do thing to you and overacting based on hatred or paranoia are counter productive.

  Just throw the ash at river or beach, or fine dump it on toilet but don’t share it and act like you are doing something good pleae.

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  • Burn_The_Right@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    … but don’t share it and act like you are doing something good…

    But, flushing a nazi down the toilet is just about the most respectful way a human should treat a nazi. Why are you so upset by a little bit of light-hearted nazi flushing?

    We should pass a law that requires disposal of all nazi carcasses via ash-flushing.

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    • MasutaHarada@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yes it is nicest way , but it still not good thing in essence and the context here is for dead one, not alive.

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• Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dirt goes in dirt hole

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  • NickwithaC@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s right, it goes in the square hole!

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• Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Never do this

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  • anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Stop anyone from doing it

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  dem is ground up bones. Not going to be great for your plumbing. Like I get it, but don’t fuck yourself over

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  • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You are talking to someone who posted a Twitter screenshot. Lemmy user Track_Shovel is not the person who flushed grandma’s fascist ashes down the toilet.

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    • nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      nuh uh

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Them and cm00003 get me sometimes.

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, spiting Grandma from beyond the grave isn’t worth the plumbing bill lol.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Unironically, yes.

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  • redbrick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    …next time sprinkle the dust in while you flush the toilet. Don’t just dump it in like diarrhea.

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• bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Instant Grandma™ – Just Add (Toilet) Water!

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  • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    • instant nazi

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s commitment to the bit I guess.

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• Mulligrubs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “You’re a Nazi!”

  TRANSLATION: “I’m impaired, and have problems articulating my position. I want to murder you.”

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    Ironic considering these people literally want to murder us

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  • SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Running defense for nazis… you sure about that? You know what kind of people do that, right?

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  • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If people, including academics and professionals, are constantly and aptly comparing your political policies and rhetoric to Nazis: you may want to do some introspection.

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  • StabbingSky@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Killing a Nazi isn’t murder. It’s a public service.

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    • abc@suppo.fi ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sure, but those people aren’t nazis.

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I make edgelord comments on Lemmy!”

    Translation:

    “I didn’t say anything transphobic. In this comment, that is. But I’m a trolling dipshit nonetheless. My transphobia will surface again later though.”

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• kandoh@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Call a Doctor if your poo looks like that

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• Mercer@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hell yeah I’d do this_

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• khaleer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sudden nazi grandpa revenge - clogged pipes

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• comfy@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The Cuck Pit lives on.

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going

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• lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Both sides aren’t just bad. They’re pure rancid evil. When they’re inspiring their cult members to literally flush their families down the toilet, that’s some Thulsa Doom level shit.

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• Nonprophet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As we used to say on Reddit (RIP Reddit!): I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $5000, Alex

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• CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fascist Ashes

  Say that as fast as you can ten times. This will conjure a spell to instantly turn all fascists into ashes.

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• Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pretty hardcore

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