Blend you with tofu, mix with a paper slurry to make recycled paper, print copies of the satanic bible on you, place those free bibles in hotel rooms in LGBTQIA friendly tourist destinations during pride, rip out your pages and burn them with charcoal on a grill where I cook grilled vegan food that i give to the poor, while Macklemore is playing… AND BE DOUBLE WOKE DURING ALL OF IT!!!
RIP 🚽
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Snapz@lemmy.world 44 minutes ago
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
Dirt goes in dirt hole
dasrael@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
The Eternal Swirly. A lot of boomers deserve nothing less.
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Wonder how much the plumber’s invoice came to.
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
If your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 11 hours ago
I won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.
human@slrpnk.net 6 hours ago
And you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts
StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
They’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Called the plumber, but he is being held by ICE, allegedly. No way to know for sure.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 13 hours ago
Rest in Shit, Grandma
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Terrible for both the environment and your sewer system.
Eq0@literature.cafe 11 hours ago
Why the environment? Ashes are fertilizer
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
Human ashes are not a fertilizer looked this up years ago, when I was obsessed with finding the most environmentally friendly way to dispose of human bodies. Something to do with with the balance of nutrients, as well as the salt and ph levels I think makes it toxic to plants. I’m pretty sure that’s right but I know its toxic pretty sure its a mixture of those things.
blartcap_@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Taking “Rest in piss” to a more literal level
username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 13 hours ago
Ashes isn’t the best thing to throw into the toilet.
ceenote@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Sprinkle a few in with every bowel movement. Easier on your toilet, and more poop exposure for the remains.
gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Yeah they’re supposed to sit above the water
expatriado@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
it is floating, gradma ate lots of fiber
M137@lemmy.today 5 hours ago
I would have taken a shit on it before flushing.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 37 minutes ago
Maybe he did, but granny is taking all the praise by blocking the view.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Um, would this not clog your toilet?
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
no
ProfessorHoover@infosec.pub 8 hours ago
This guy has disposed of a body before.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
That’s commitment to the bit I guess.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 13 hours ago
Based, but i wouldnt post it online. Might be illegal.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
How is flushing ashes illegal?
papalonian@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
They’re ashes of a person. Some places have laws against the desecration of human remains that would apply to ashes; flushing them down the toilet would probably count
Dojan@pawb.social 12 hours ago
Here in Sweden you can’t keep human ashes. It’s illegal.
Malica@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
Never do this
anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
Stop anyone from doing it
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
“You’re a Nazi!”
TRANSLATION: “I’m impaired, and have problems articulating my position. I want to murder you.”
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Running defense for nazis… you sure about that? You know what kind of people do that, right?
StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
Killing a Nazi isn’t murder. It’s a public service.
abc@suppo.fi 1 hour ago
Sure, but those people aren’t nazis.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 11 hours ago
If people, including academics and professionals, are constantly and aptly comparing your political policies and rhetoric to Nazis: you may want to do some introspection.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
“I make edgelord comments on Lemmy!”
Translation:
“I didn’t say anything transphobic. In this comment, that is. But I’m a trolling dipshit nonetheless. My transphobia will surface again later though.”
comfy@lemmy.ml 12 hours ago
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
The Cuck Pit lives on.
In case anyone is wondering and was confused by the total lack of context in the DDG search, this is a meme reference to the Barbara Pit Massacre, a mass execution of POWs from yugoslavian nazi puppet militaries (NDH and SD) and, unfortunately, quite a few civilians as well. Their bodies were dumped in a mine, sealed off and forbidden to discuss until the ~90s.
comfy@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
Looks like the search shows up differently - here it links to the Kočevski Rog massacre. Regarding Barbara Pit - I don’t know details about the civilians mentioned, whether they were fascist-collaborators or innocent - in the latter case, yes, it’s not just unfortunate but also tragic.
MasutaHarada@thelemmy.club 1 minute ago
Dead nazi can’t do thing to you and overacting based on hatred or paranoia are counter productive.
Just throw the ash at river or beach, or fine dump it on toilet but don’t share it and act like you are doing something good pleae.