gAlienLifeform
@gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world
- Comment on Best Of Luck To Your Life Everyday 2 days ago:
" im not boomer humor! im not boomer humor!!" the barber insist as he slowly shrink and transform into a minion
- Comment on 10 miles to escape a bill 3 days ago:
More of a “selling out is hella lame” Gen X thing, but I’ll take that compliment anyway
- Comment on 10 miles to escape a bill 3 days ago:
Selling the man made horrors at the edge of comprehension back to us as entertainment
- Comment on 10 miles to escape a bill 3 days ago:
Hope the AP at least got some kinda payment from Garmin for that pointless product plug
- Comment on How’s it going? Me: 6 days ago:
Sorry you’re dealing with that, this might be helpful - www.montanawildfiresmoke.org/diy-fan-filter (arc)
- Comment on SBA #182 instant pudding 2 weeks ago:
I mean, at least you made me laugh my ass off just now at the absurd bleakness of seeing this comment in this context
I hope you have more days than you think, but either way there are certainly worse legacies to have
- Comment on Animals complaining about human slang 2 weeks ago:
Why I otter
- Comment on Not a single one 2 weeks ago:
Sounds like a political science and economics problem, don’t know why we needed to harass physics nerds about it
- Comment on Gaming industry right now 4 weeks ago:
For the predatory games, either find some other way to get them…or don’t play/pay at all.
It’s good advice, but past experience strongly suggests not enough people are going to follow it to make a difference. I think the only way game pubishers and other media companies reform their practices is if there are enforced government regulations requiring them to do so.
- Comment on and what?! 5 weeks ago:
It’s shit like this one minute and then bawling your eyes out over Sniper Wolf talking growing up as an orphan during the second Iraqi-Kurdish war the next
- Comment on Become ungovernable 1 month ago:
we can be bees
- Comment on Become ungovernable 1 month ago:
This is the most self defeating use of power I have seen since the last news story about US foreign policy I read
- Comment on what even is the purpose of life? 1 month ago:
That tracks
- Comment on It's a very satisfyingly clicky button, that's why. 1 month ago:
Time goes more quickly when you’re older
- Comment on WOMEN. 1 month ago:
Also, a lot of “stupid” behavior people do is a direct result of them being stressed, scared, tired, hungry etc. The more stuff you have on your mind to begin with because the world sucks the harder it is to pay attention to what you’re doing.
- Comment on Schools being too soft lately 1 month ago:
All good and totally relatable tbh
- Comment on Schools being too soft lately 1 month ago:
Lol, I sincerely love what it says about this website that we get wholesome and intelligent comments "Well, actually…"ing like every submission to the shitpost community. Like, we just never turn it off.
But also, yeah, the original message is super judgmental victim blamey stuff, but that just makes the “your parents’ divorce” photoshop on it perfect satire
- Comment on Schools being too soft lately 1 month ago:
A kid in my elementary school got yelled at because her stomach gurgled too loudly for the teacher and it wasn’t til years later that I was like “She lived in a trailer park, she probably didn’t have food at home” and realized how fucked up that was (to be totally fair, the teacher was kinda joking and had a reputation as the asshole teacher he really leaned into, so he yelled at kids for stupid shit all the time, but still)
- Comment on Music just isn't good anymore 1 month ago:
“No! You’re dumb and your opinions are poorly justified! You must listen to us instead!” - billionaire media
- Comment on Gurll 2 months ago:
Yeah, doesn’t look like a punch to me either, but just looking up the IG account that’s tagged on here I kinda wouldn’t be surprised if they did post an image of a woman getting punched given all the other right wing stuff there
Fwiw, I think yoinking a good pun off a bad account on a bad website and posting it to a better website makes the world a better place
- Comment on Gurll 2 months ago:
Hard to say anything for sure anymore given how we’re all several layers of irony deep at any point, but I think that may in fact be the joke (or part of it anyway)
- Comment on Sick of this shit 2 months ago:
The way that it’s so impossible to tell what’s organically popular and what’s just a hype campaign is honestly so maddening, it’s not as blatant as what they do with political campaigns but it is still an attack on democratic pluralism in a really significant way imo
- Comment on How you keep em after you get em. 2 months ago:
Yeah she told me
- Comment on How you keep em after you get em. 2 months ago:
At first I really thought this was some sort of ai generated arcane horny post, but after looking it up - yeah that’s pretty shitty too
- Comment on How you keep em after you get em. 2 months ago:
- Comment on Woman of my dreams 2 months ago:
Can’t put my finger on it either, but my brain is telling me this is a 2D image, not a photograph of a 3D space. Like I can’t say why for sure, but it looks like there’s nothing “behind” that chyron to me.
- Comment on Planned obsolescence should be illegal 2 months ago:
Gaia I’ve come to bargain [ODs on pain killer]
- Comment on Nobody tell him 2 months ago:
Maybe they did! People believe more unlikely things to make themselves feel better all the time
- Comment on Nobody tell him 2 months ago:
Posting misinformation is acceptable behavior in a shitposting comm, so this could be a photoshop
I feel like the real question to ask in these situations is whether or not it matters whether it’s “real” or not
- Comment on New gf 3 months ago:
One of these hung out near my parents house one summer when I was a kid and made a hunting strategy out of grabbing prey birds mid flight and dive bombing them into the bay windows of our living room
