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Retribution would be not pulling out his teeth but his testicles

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • KingGordon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are we just not going to talk about that dumptruck of an ass?

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s the only thing we are going to talk about.

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      • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Three comments in, as of writing, and: yup, it the the only thing.

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    • owl@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is this… real?

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve seen some other photos of this one cop who is not a bastard because badonkadonk of that level gets you allowances.

        Obviously she’s got some kind of dysmorphia going on but her arrest photos tend to go viral for obvious reasons.

        Or maybe it’s just multiple edited images? What is real anymore?

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    • felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sacre bleu!

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    • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s wild that just 25 years ago, this would not likely be the reaction.

      Hemlines go up and down

      Preference for badonk goes up and down

      A manly penis size and high-heel height are also super culturally defined

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  • Thorry84@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

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    • FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      She has to pay two tickets every time she travels.

      If a component of the fart is cheeks clapping, this woman is an omega level threat.

      Anyway. One can shit with less.

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    • kyle@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d 127 hours both my arms to suffocate in that ass

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can’t just pretend that’s not there!

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    • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We can discuss both!

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      • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Left and right, right?

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    • Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can. It’s very doable. And I think she wouldn’t want to be sexulized all the time

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When I posted it I of course saw the ass. But I felt that the outrange of a bastard pulling teeth that were healthy was the real reason for the post. Alas I was wrong. Forget the teeth lets move right along to the ass

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      God damn it, getting these folks to stay on topic! It’s like pulling… How do you think she gets out of those, anyway

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      • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        She probably has to do a lot of shimmying of her hips as she pushes them down. Probably takes a fair amount of pushing, so she probably makes little grunts of effort too.

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      • JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There is a new Dutch renovation show that has a girl with exactly that build. She had to call another contestent info the bathroom because she couldn’t get her leggings pulled up over her ass. It’s definitely causes real problems but if it’s not a fake butt is another question.

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    • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The only teeth I’m interested in are my teeth biting that INSANE dumptruck.

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    • Nastybutler@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This happened over 2 years ago. Why else would you post it now other than for dat azz?

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      • MITM0@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        & that too on Lemmy Shitpost

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dentists do this in the US as well. I had one prescribe me $2000 work of work because all four quitters needed fillings according to him. he suddenly died and it took me a while to get around to finding a new one. When I eventually did, I didn’t mention the old diagnosis and the new dentist didn’t mention needing any work done.

    Lesson for everyone. If a dentist prescribes a suspicious amount of work, seek a second opinion.

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    • NarrativeBear@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Every part, 100% true.

      People rarely get second opinions on their teeth. In Canada most dentist will recommend fillings for cavities that do not exist, then charge it to OHIP.

      Most of my teeth have shallow fillings as a result because my parents believed what the dentist said. Never ate candy, drank soda or pop when I was a kid.

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      • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This happened to me in the USA when I was 8-10 years old. It was a state sponsored program for low income families. They hit me with like 6 fillings I bet I didn’t need. They went to my school and parents gave permission but weren’t present so they just did what they wanted.

        So now I require confirmation for all work done, x-rays and second opinions.

        The fillings needed replacing over time and eventually got 5 crowns now…

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  • MITM0@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you seeing what I am seeing 🧐 ?

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    • normalexit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Enhance

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        🍑

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I realize that I have some mental issues, but I’m sitting here trying to figure out even with pushing the cheeks as far apart as possible would I actually be long enough to penetrate

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Would it actually matter, though? To you, I mean?

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Does anyone actually like disproportionate ass that’s way too big like that?

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    • zeca@lemmy.eco.br ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i wouldnt mind it if its natural. the issue with it being artificial would probably be the personality behind creating it than on the ass itself.

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    • Lightsong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes.

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, I like realistically sized asses sitting on my face.

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    • polygon6121@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes in a fantasy kind of way I will fap to it and I would love one night with her for sure. Otherwise assuming it is a “bbl”, it would consider it a red flag for me personally. Someone that shallow and following bodyshape trends I would normally not date. It is also a disproportionately high cost thing to do for someone working as a police officer. That tells me something about their economic priorities… but she could also be running a successful onlyfans in the evenings, then it is a different story again… 🤔

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean those trousers are doing some serious heavy lifting there.

      It won’t look quite as disproportionate when untethered from it’s harness and allowed to pop back into it’s natural shape.

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    • MadBigote@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m ok if it’s natty.

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  • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Easy peasy, folks. If you want to know why, it was a simple decision. He thought of any number of ways he could to “naturally” meet Detective Dumptruck. He compared those options with ones he could do in his office, and then he came up with an obvious solution.

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  • sunglocto@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Obligatory goku meme

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s a dentist in the picture?

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  • HeckGazer@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know what I’d want to be held against me in a court of law that’s for sure

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  • cabron_offsets@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bruh.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Check out that damned paddywagon though

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  • ngn@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    is it just me or is that officer looking kinda THICC

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    • yopyop@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      dailymail.co.uk/…/Kim-Kardashian-esque-French-pol…

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Mother of god

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      • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s just the moment where they close a door, nothing (ever) happens after, what do you mean?

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dayum, I’d let her Floyd me.

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    • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      pass auf, die Amis reagieren nicht gut auf sowas

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I find the defendant guilty on all charges and sentence them to be eaten by a plant from outer space.”

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He needed a lot of healthy teeth to construct that groundbreaking ass dentures in order for her twerking to produce the same sound as: Image

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think it’s the mark of an enlightened society when a beautiful woman can make a living outside of arts, entertainment or prostitution.

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  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that Jerma?

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