Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
Retribution would be not pulling out his teeth but his testicles
Submitted 4 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Thorry84@feddit.nl 4 months ago
FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 4 months ago
She has to pay two tickets every time she travels.
If a component of the fart is cheeks clapping, this woman is an omega level threat.
Anyway. One can shit with less.
kyle@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I’d 127 hours both my arms to suffocate in that ass
Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 months ago
I can’t just pretend that’s not there!
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 months ago
We can discuss both!
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
Left and right, right?
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
I can. It’s very doable. And I think she wouldn’t want to be sexulized all the time
Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 months ago
When I posted it I of course saw the ass. But I felt that the outrange of a bastard pulling teeth that were healthy was the real reason for the post. Alas I was wrong. Forget the teeth lets move right along to the ass
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 months ago
God damn it, getting these folks to stay on topic! It’s like pulling… How do you think she gets out of those, anyway
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 4 months ago
She probably has to do a lot of shimmying of her hips as she pushes them down. Probably takes a fair amount of pushing, so she probably makes little grunts of effort too.
JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl 4 months ago
There is a new Dutch renovation show that has a girl with exactly that build. She had to call another contestent info the bathroom because she couldn’t get her leggings pulled up over her ass. It’s definitely causes real problems but if it’s not a fake butt is another question.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
The only teeth I’m interested in are my teeth biting that INSANE dumptruck.
Nastybutler@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This happened over 2 years ago. Why else would you post it now other than for dat azz?
MITM0@lemmy.world 4 months ago
& that too on Lemmy Shitpost
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Dentists do this in the US as well. I had one prescribe me $2000 work of work because all four quitters needed fillings according to him. he suddenly died and it took me a while to get around to finding a new one. When I eventually did, I didn’t mention the old diagnosis and the new dentist didn’t mention needing any work done.
Lesson for everyone. If a dentist prescribes a suspicious amount of work, seek a second opinion.
NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Every part, 100% true.
People rarely get second opinions on their teeth. In Canada most dentist will recommend fillings for cavities that do not exist, then charge it to OHIP.
Most of my teeth have shallow fillings as a result because my parents believed what the dentist said. Never ate candy, drank soda or pop when I was a kid.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This happened to me in the USA when I was 8-10 years old. It was a state sponsored program for low income families. They hit me with like 6 fillings I bet I didn’t need. They went to my school and parents gave permission but weren’t present so they just did what they wanted.
So now I require confirmation for all work done, x-rays and second opinions.
The fillings needed replacing over time and eventually got 5 crowns now…
MITM0@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Are you seeing what I am seeing 🧐 ?
Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I realize that I have some mental issues, but I’m sitting here trying to figure out even with pushing the cheeks as far apart as possible would I actually be long enough to penetrate
superkret@feddit.org 4 months ago
Would it actually matter, though? To you, I mean?
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Does anyone actually like disproportionate ass that’s way too big like that?
zeca@lemmy.eco.br 4 months ago
i wouldnt mind it if its natural. the issue with it being artificial would probably be the personality behind creating it than on the ass itself.
Lightsong@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yes.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Nah, I like realistically sized asses sitting on my face.
polygon6121@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yes in a fantasy kind of way I will fap to it and I would love one night with her for sure. Otherwise assuming it is a “bbl”, it would consider it a red flag for me personally. Someone that shallow and following bodyshape trends I would normally not date. It is also a disproportionately high cost thing to do for someone working as a police officer. That tells me something about their economic priorities… but she could also be running a successful onlyfans in the evenings, then it is a different story again… 🤔
Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 months ago
I mean those trousers are doing some serious heavy lifting there.
It won’t look quite as disproportionate when untethered from it’s harness and allowed to pop back into it’s natural shape.
MadBigote@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m ok if it’s natty.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Easy peasy, folks. If you want to know why, it was a simple decision. He thought of any number of ways he could to “naturally” meet Detective Dumptruck. He compared those options with ones he could do in his office, and then he came up with an obvious solution.
sunglocto@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 months ago
There’s a dentist in the picture?
HeckGazer@programming.dev 4 months ago
I know what I’d want to be held against me in a court of law that’s for sure
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Bruh.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Check out that damned paddywagon though
ngn@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
is it just me or is that officer looking kinda THICC
yopyop@feddit.nl 4 months ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Mother of god
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 4 months ago
That’s just the moment where they close a door, nothing (ever) happens after, what do you mean?
superkret@feddit.org 4 months ago
Dayum, I’d let her Floyd me.
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
pass auf, die Amis reagieren nicht gut auf sowas
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 months ago
“I find the defendant guilty on all charges and sentence them to be eaten by a plant from outer space.”
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 months ago
nifty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I think it’s the mark of an enlightened society when a beautiful woman can make a living outside of arts, entertainment or prostitution.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Is that Jerma?
KingGordon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Are we just not going to talk about that dumptruck of an ass?
ickplant@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That’s the only thing we are going to talk about.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 4 months ago
Three comments in, as of writing, and: yup, it the the only thing.
owl@infosec.pub 4 months ago
Is this… real?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 months ago
I’ve seen some other photos of this one cop who is not a bastard because badonkadonk of that level gets you allowances.
Obviously she’s got some kind of dysmorphia going on but her arrest photos tend to go viral for obvious reasons.
Or maybe it’s just multiple edited images? What is real anymore?
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Sacre bleu!
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
It’s wild that just 25 years ago, this would not likely be the reaction.
Hemlines go up and down
Preference for badonk goes up and down
A manly penis size and high-heel height are also super culturally defined