Evil_Shrubbery
@Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
- Comment on Maybe hes into it 2 days ago:
(Damn, made the same joke - but I typed too slow :D)
Not to be confused with the “Wizard, nut grinder”, a local celebrity of sorts.
- Comment on Maybe hes into it 2 days ago:
Is this a machine that helps you get fellow wizards (with somewhat damaged nuts)?
Ponder the
grinderGrindr - Comment on Might be time to move 2 days ago:
Fabulous can-can roach frozen in it’s paces :)
- Comment on Anon's life has sunk to new depths 2 days ago:
That is a very very nice pineapple for someone with no money tho.
- Comment on Anon's life has sunk to new depths 2 days ago:
It’s not on pizza, on on the bottom.
- Comment on Retribution would be not pulling out his teeth but his testicles 3 days ago:
He needed a lot of healthy teeth to construct that groundbreaking ass dentures in order for her twerking to produce the same sound as: Image
- Comment on Forest Reigns is a STALKER-style FPS in which Paris has been conquered by sentient trees 5 days ago:
*by more sentient trees
?
- Comment on Anon has their dream job 5 days ago:
Babe, my fuse is perfectly measured, it’s normal I can’t contain myself for longer.
- Comment on Fortune's Run development put on hold because the dev is going to prison 6 days ago:
Huh, it might depend on the crime but not having computer/internet access for the entire prison time seems wild. I’m guessing he is not from a country that would allow him to have a normal job whilst in prison (again, depending on crime type).
- Comment on Career tip #345 1 week ago:
The villain we need
- Comment on Anon is a gamer 1 week ago:
I wouldn’t have read tips irl either, but if it praised paused irl life, well, I’m taking a long nap.
- Comment on This is what it would look like if you switched ROLES for the day 1 week ago:
It’s not the outside, it’s how one is inside that counts.
See, what I’m saying is, anyone can be a big dommy mommy! - Comment on You'll never see it coming 1 week ago:
The dowvotes signal a trend against misanthropy, which is the only logical conclusion.
Thx, those are surpassingly comforting words, will use them as headcanon in such irl situations.
- Comment on Lenovo is removing the iconic Trackpoint with its new ThinkPad X9 1 week ago:
Great, defunding of the straight male education just doesn’t stop …
- Comment on You'll never see it coming 1 week ago:
I would be very glad if it was something only destructive to humans, and not the planet(s ecosystems).
- Comment on You'll never see it coming 1 week ago:
Beam be everywhere, Scotty!
- Comment on My hotel elevator has a toilet 2 weeks ago:
- doors ding open
- me: OCUPATO!! - Comment on Interesting new symbols for bathroom doors 2 weeks ago:
So some hairy as taking a long shit on the left,
and a cock & balls with nips on the right? - Comment on Anon's strict mom 2 weeks ago:
Why tf does op masturbate in secret?
A healthy family doesn’t keep secrets from each other!Also buy a dryer, she obviously doesn’t get stuck very often.
- Comment on What happened to this place? It used to be cool. 3 weeks ago:
‘Woke beans’ are only if they were grown in the Liberte province of France, otherwise they are just sparkly racist beans.
- Comment on What happened to this place? It used to be cool. 3 weeks ago:
Lemme hulk (them beans, Lemmy)!
- Comment on It's NOG SEASON boys and girls!!!! 3 weeks ago:
The 4 penis egg is a result of selective breeding, they originally had only one penis, & produced less nog.
- Comment on Christmas cheer 3 weeks ago:
But massive tits are ok?
(I think so) - Comment on It's Christmas, my dudes. 3 weeks ago:
Needs more mp4 (but I’m to lazy to do it)
- Comment on GOG reportedly suffering from staff turnover and poor management: “Current business model is likely running out of steam” 3 weeks ago:
In case of Steam.
With GOG I get an actual license key & terms that state my ownership.
- Comment on GOG reportedly suffering from staff turnover and poor management: “Current business model is likely running out of steam” 3 weeks ago:
GOG is the only big option if you want to own the games you purchase.
- Comment on Lower Decks Eulogizing 4 weeks ago:
Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, theirs was the most … trekian.
- Comment on Apple urged to axe AI feature after creating false headline claiming that Lugi shot himself 4 weeks ago:
Money enthusiast dumbass.
- Comment on Apple urged to axe AI feature after creating false headline claiming that Lugi shot himself 4 weeks ago:
It was a headline that generated engagements, which means revenue, so no, def not axing it, people just can’t find out it was false for a certain amount of time.
The AI works according to their prime directive, which is m-m-m-money.
- Comment on A Peaceful Spot 4 weeks ago:
“Enforced” or just ‘granted by’?
