Evil_Shrubbery
@Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
- Comment on Anon accidentally messages his mom 16 hours ago:
Literally just install the app & give then credentials (or sometimes make an account with them).
“Nothing is different, just the apps icon is different now.”
I also keep group names & profile pics the same.
I mean, from noob user pov what even is the difference?
- Comment on There is only 1 choice 17 hours ago:
Yes, I started thinking in that direction as well, but then I thought about how the centipedes did the millions of existence and now can rest.
- Comment on Peak performance 17 hours ago:
Whoa, that low-pressure butt area can such the poop right out of that monster.
- Comment on Anon accidentally messages his mom 1 day ago:
I have my parents on Matrix (previously Signal, Skype, MSN Messenger) with a separate group chat just for memes.
After decades they still know nothing about memes so it’s just meme-adjacent funnies & maybe sometimes news/research papers.
- Comment on The Atoms Family 3 days ago:
The love triangle we want
- Comment on The Atoms Family 3 days ago:
Fucking nerds.
I bet they even love each other like the Adams.I hope they accidentally bang so intensely it causes a fusion reaction.
- Comment on Chatbot that caused teen’s suicide is now more dangerous for kids, lawsuit says 4 days ago:
Yeah, it’s not good if it’s profit driven, all kinds of shady McFuckery can arise from that.
Maybe local chat bots will become a bit more accessible in time.
- Comment on Drink it, I dare ya 1 week ago:
Hm, I needed a new stage name, thx
- Comment on Mom of the year 1 week ago:
With kinda impressive extra steps tho.
- Comment on Forbidden Gummies 1 week ago:
Poopuna poopata!!
- Comment on House Centipedes 1 week ago:
Tho a kinda fair wtf reaction to a giant magic glass dome suddenly chasing you.
- Comment on House Centipedes 1 week ago:
Imagine them fancy opera singing!
- Comment on I'd have to hear her argument, but... 1 week ago:
Not just the bathrooms, but the livingrooms and childrenrooms too.
||(I would have used “kitchenrooms” but I couldn’t bring myself to make that kind of joke)||
- Comment on Friendship is Universal 1 week ago:
Prob a catfish with an AI generated whale call.
- Comment on puts hair on ya chest 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on puts hair on ya chest 2 weeks ago:
Well I’m licking it first!
- Comment on Protect Your Dick Data 2 weeks ago:
(awkwardly long zooming noises)
- Comment on Protect Your Dick Data 2 weeks ago:
My pp information is public, Im not hiding anything - what are you people hiding??
- Comment on Where does the music go? 2 weeks ago:
**“And can you please tell me, oh
Where do broken hearts go?
Can they find their way home
Back to the open arms
Of a love that’s waiting there?
And if somebody loves you
Won’t they always love you?”**Really reminded me of this - the incorrect, useless, but poetic answer could be that kit it’s just like with love.
- Comment on Where does the music go? 2 weeks ago:
Yes, this answer, the kid fucked around (asked wiring questions), now it’s time to find out.
- Comment on Which one is you? 2 weeks ago:
The only time I can identify myself as a chad, nice
- Comment on get nettle'd 2 weeks ago:
*"What if we boned under the nettle
bouquetshrub? - Comment on tall, dark & handsome 2 weeks ago:
(Avg life expectancy of humans without tech is prob 20, but humans could live to 100+ thousands of years ago, nothing changed, we just systemically eliminated the factors in our environments that cause non-old age death (with cancer, neurological, and cardiovascular problems remaining the last lines), eg food quality, vaccines & healthcare overall, killing & sterilising every other ecosystem around us, you know, the usual)
- Comment on tall, dark & handsome 2 weeks ago:
It’s a magnificent birb, some danger in the relationship is assumed.
But they can prob bond over chicken nuggets dinner. - Comment on Anon enjoys a quiet night at home 3 weeks ago:
I wasn’t confused until you pointed out this isn’t what they meant.
Are there cat-girl women who like younger men living in rural areas?
No need to answer, I’m moving, let me get surprised.
- Comment on Anon enjoys a quiet night at home 3 weeks ago:
Just coexist with (super)natural horrors, they are not that bad once you get used to them, def not as bad as humans.
That’s is why they are more afraid of you than you are of them, humans can and will outclass any horror beyond our comprehension, like for fun or sport.
- Comment on Anon finds the culprit 3 weeks ago:
and made you eat it, as a cure
- Comment on Rainbow Dash jar cosplay 💦🌈🦄 4 weeks ago:
What is fappening?
- Comment on Rainbow Dash jar cosplay 💦🌈🦄 4 weeks ago:
If people haven’t learned not to look at my shit-re-posts by now it’s on them tbh.
- Comment on Eureka 4 weeks ago:
Told by Isaac doctors, and a team of nurses, and the results of local biggest apple contest.