Evil_Shrubbery
@Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
- Comment on Big if True 19 hours ago:
Thinkbrosis - the banethe of my is.
- Comment on Better 22 hours ago:
Thx, I hate it now.
- Comment on Covergent Evolution 23 hours ago:
Shark --> shark
<3
- Comment on Do it 1 day ago:
“No Cock Like Horse Cock” in my ass
Well that’s stupid, I didn’t even get an extra joke from this.
- Comment on Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is. 2 days ago:
(Like you are pulling on a trigger?)
Lick it!
- Comment on Going to quit my job and just do sculping full time 2 days ago:
Oh, I hate these little shits, they stick their thumb up you asshole & won’t let go - now suddenly I’m lugging around 4 balls & I’m doing all kinds of shit I was (rightfully) too scared to do before.
- Comment on Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is. 2 days ago:
Bean-posting is back.
- Comment on Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York 5 days ago:
Oh, I didn’t know it was a one-way system in NY.
A weird decision, but I guess it lowered the initial cost a bit? - Comment on She'll be right 5 days ago:
A YOLO reference in the wild, whoa.
- Comment on PUT. HIM. BACK. 5 days ago:
Let it cook.
Humans need need some dread to take our mind off from all the other dread.
- Comment on Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York 5 days ago:
Afaik it’s not inefficient if the heating is done via fossil fuels as big furnaces (especially in the past, especially turbo-fan super-fine grind coal ones) are much more efficient than smol ones for individual buildings (even if the buildings are giant).
- Comment on Anon needs to spend less time on 4chan 5 days ago:
pic related
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 6 days ago:
When that happens y’all are gonna need video proof that you last fucked your couch less that a week ago every time you leave home.
- Comment on Panic! on the trade floor 6 days ago:
Let’s not fight, we can have both!
- Comment on Panic! on the trade floor 6 days ago:
2012 (kinda continuation of 2008) is missing
- Comment on ain't your buddy, pal! 1 week ago:
I never call them buddies, idk, that just sounds wrong.
- Comment on ain't your buddy, pal! 1 week ago:
Where is sexy-(square)pants? Man-in-tights? Curly-cock? Dick-broom?
- Comment on ain't your buddy, pal! 1 week ago:
It’s where they poop.Its a funhole, with permission (& lube) it can fit a marvellous assortment of things. Doing so will also strengthen the bond between dudes.
- Comment on Oh shit 1 week ago:
You have a nickname for you pickle jar? How cute.
- Comment on Oh shit 1 week ago:
That’s is how an organised & responsible person stores their detachable penis.
- Comment on Marten, I know that guy! 1 week ago:
Donald Ducking it like a perv.
Get some pants! - Comment on The Ring is a lot cuter than I remember 1 week ago:
Ikr? I would be fake-running away, maybe taking pics, ask what she is doing after this.
- Comment on The Ring is a lot cuter than I remember 1 week ago:
Watch the cassette at 3am so that several days later this happens!
- Comment on I have an announcement. 1 week ago:
Fucking rails are much better than a sex swing, it can go harder and can also accommodate more people.
- Comment on Gimli Giblets 1 week ago:
Elves have other hair?
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
Something about proprioception.
And how the jeLLiefish aPocaLypsE is upon us.
- Comment on Simple and clear 1 week ago:
Pussy8 data cables will do that.
- Comment on Simple and clear 1 week ago:
(More fun and more holes over at funhole & unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org)
- Comment on Simple and clear 1 week ago:
I’m purely sure around these parts we call it the
- Comment on We are so cooked 1 week ago:
The people need their ads (or whatever the reasoning is), show some compassion, in a few decades they’ll only be seeing the same Nuka Cola ad everywhere.
