Evil_Shrubbery
@Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
- Comment on You know... they have a point 1 day ago:
The dead are fully within the domain of the bone fairies, a more ferocious subspecies of the tooth fairy.
- Comment on Old skool 2 days ago:
“Lemmy go!!” cried Lemmy as he slowly disappeared …
- Comment on The Return of the Pebble Smartwatch Is a Sign People Crave Something Unique 2 days ago:
Yes, this.
I don’t want to be a product of by watch/phone.
- Comment on Old skool 2 days ago:
A silver lemmy buttplug, the peggiest award a fellow lemming can award to a worthy shitposter!
- Comment on Possession 1 week ago:
Yeah, make that fucker go to work, then be forced my the brain to do irrational things, have decision blocks, and focus on the fritz all the time.
Meantime I’ll be in his dimension making sweet love to his demonic mother, be at peace.
- Comment on Miss identifying someone has consequences 1 week ago:
There are quite a few more interesting options now.
- Comment on Miss identifying someone has consequences 1 week ago:
Even genies don’t neglect the balls.
- Comment on Miss identifying someone has consequences 1 week ago:
I’m always sad when I order a cocktail & the person is just a bartender.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 1 week ago:
4 gang!!
- Comment on Anon watches Jurassic Park 1 week ago:
Anon wants people off his lawn.
- Comment on Ben Shapiro's sister 1 week ago:
wall-to-wall cunts
What in the eldritch scarousy abomination …
- Comment on beam me up, knotty 1 week ago:
I’m shitposting memes to everyone in the forest tho.
- Comment on oh yeeeeeee 2 weeks ago:
A scholar of memery,
a meme connoisseur,
a memetics farmer. - Comment on Big if True 3 weeks ago:
Thinkbrosis - the banethe of my is.
- Comment on Better 3 weeks ago:
Thx, I hate it now.
- Comment on Covergent Evolution 3 weeks ago:
Shark --> shark
<3
- Comment on Do it 3 weeks ago:
“No Cock Like Horse Cock” in my ass
Well that’s stupid, I didn’t even get an extra joke from this.
- Comment on Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is. 3 weeks ago:
(Like you are pulling on a trigger?)
Lick it!
- Comment on Going to quit my job and just do sculping full time 3 weeks ago:
Oh, I hate these little shits, they stick their thumb up you asshole & won’t let go - now suddenly I’m lugging around 4 balls & I’m doing all kinds of shit I was (rightfully) too scared to do before.
- Comment on Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is. 3 weeks ago:
Bean-posting is back.
- Comment on Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York 3 weeks ago:
Oh, I didn’t know it was a one-way system in NY.
A weird decision, but I guess it lowered the initial cost a bit? - Comment on She'll be right 3 weeks ago:
A YOLO reference in the wild, whoa.
- Comment on PUT. HIM. BACK. 3 weeks ago:
Let it cook.
Humans need need some dread to take our mind off from all the other dread.
- Comment on Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York 3 weeks ago:
Afaik it’s not inefficient if the heating is done via fossil fuels as big furnaces (especially in the past, especially turbo-fan super-fine grind coal ones) are much more efficient than smol ones for individual buildings (even if the buildings are giant).
- Comment on Anon needs to spend less time on 4chan 3 weeks ago:
pic related
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 3 weeks ago:
When that happens y’all are gonna need video proof that you last fucked your couch less that a week ago every time you leave home.
- Comment on Panic! on the trade floor 3 weeks ago:
Let’s not fight, we can have both!
- Comment on Panic! on the trade floor 3 weeks ago:
2012 (kinda continuation of 2008) is missing
- Comment on ain't your buddy, pal! 3 weeks ago:
I never call them buddies, idk, that just sounds wrong.
- Comment on ain't your buddy, pal! 3 weeks ago:
Where is sexy-(square)pants? Man-in-tights? Curly-cock? Dick-broom?
