Evil_Shrubbery
@Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
- Comment on Have Americans always been this stupid? 1 day ago:
Nice PSA for understanding the world around us.
- Comment on adhesive tape to the buttocks 2 days ago:
Where is the spatula hole?
- Comment on adhesive tape to the buttocks 2 days ago:
“Stop using the bag, we haven’t even started the countdown.”
- Comment on Social media in 2025 3 days ago:
pAIcman
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Try to grow fucks and then distribute them free of charge?
- Comment on Here he is on Blue Origin! 1 week ago:
Good, shield your kids from the horrors of the real world as long as you can (if that even is ok to do, depends on times … def teach him the value of a bottle cap).
- Comment on BYD announces charging tech that’s twice as fast as Tesla’s 1 week ago:
Oh, good thinking, yeah! Lol
(Also that is how force users would be used irl.)There is also the whatever amount of power (fields?) was used for constant healing & prolonging life by Palpatine for himself & his lil puppy (Vader in my previous msg was a brainfart, I prob meant Sidious, but same diff … can’t brain today no more).
I bet this could be modified to make electricity via some chemical processes.
- Comment on NEW TAPEWORM JSUT DROPPED 1 week ago:
So aliens, right?
Or are we the invasive alien species?
- Comment on BYD announces charging tech that’s twice as fast as Tesla’s 1 week ago:
Oh, yeah, I understood that - it was the fact that this is for the everyday “consumer” (for consumers) tech that inspired the comment, that regular folk will get up & personal with such tech soon & make it a regular mundane chore.
I could think about how much electricity an electric plant produces (& couldn’t comprehend it in daily terms that would make sense), but sitting in a charging car you get a much clearer picture of what that means, of how much energy (and “how much driving”) is running through that cable every second, etc.
- Comment on Creamy 1 week ago:
Yes, but you have to pay them 13€.
- Comment on NEW TAPEWORM JSUT DROPPED 1 week ago:
Wow, TIL about this!
- Comment on NEW TAPEWORM JSUT DROPPED 1 week ago:
Rofl, peak evolutioning!
- Comment on PC gamers spend 92% of their time on older games, oh and there are apparently 908 million of us now 1 week ago:
900 million of the population is more than enough.
(And that much better if they are all gamers :)) - Comment on BYD announces charging tech that’s twice as fast as Tesla’s 1 week ago:
Wow, 1 MW surpasses a lot (most?) of lighting based superhero/supervillains (def the shitty ones like Vader, but also orders of magnitude from TWs in Thors sparklers?).
This is a totally normal thought to have whilst charging up your car, shut up.
- Comment on Physicists vs Normal People 1 week ago:
Well, with Alfas half of those accelerators probably don’t work!
(Actually jk, afaik this is only an old-timey joke now)
- Comment on A book doesn't have to be long to be good 1 week ago:
Jizz in the pantaloons
- Comment on rule 1 week ago:
Yeah, that is what cum with the force of 1000 suns does to a human body, I am so very sorry.
I hope she got to glimpse one of the Voyagers.
May she visit the great surface & her projected information escape this simulation with grace.
- Comment on rule 1 week ago:
Get a weighted coffin so it won’t float.
- Comment on rule 1 week ago:
The worst part is when someone triggers the emergency brakes at high speed and all the cum gets forced to the front of the train - that is when the laser-like leaks of highly pressurised cum cut down everything in a 1km radius.
- Comment on rule 1 week ago:
It’s better to cum in the train than to train in the cum.
- Comment on rule 1 week ago:
A true scholar!
Ty for sharing your research. - Comment on rule 1 week ago:
I would hate to presume things but I can just tell this person just installed the Justin Bieber Linux distro on their computer (and obviously not the Hannah Montana Linux).
- Comment on Global smartwatch sales fall for first time 1 week ago:
Oh nooo, will e-waste number ever recover???
(Yes, yes they will/have/constantly do. :() - Comment on Starbucks continues to be terrible 2 weeks ago:
Yes, but that’s irrelevant, just an accidental “post-” fact.
I think more relevant basic math is that the got a 2.6% bonus in terms of annual net income.
The other 97.4% of labour just goes to shareholders (“landlords” of the financial system).
- Comment on Starbucks continues to be terrible 2 weeks ago:
Shifting “blame” on these white-collar police dogs (megacorp CEOs) instead of shareholders (and the system demanding growth) only needs to happen when everyone understands that 96m is on 3.760m of net income (2024).
So if 1k people were let go all of them could have gotten 1m of bonus and still the company would have made almost 3bn.
But they were let go bcs yoy income (but not revenue) was lower last year, and the financial markets demand a sacrifice (literally any action, even of not actually needed, just to send a signal they are ‘on it’).
The usual “efficient” meat grinder stuff.
- Comment on Anon needs help to solve the mystery 2 weeks ago:
There will always be shitty humans asking shitty fairies to additionally enshittify the already pretty shitty world just to shit on someones day a bit more.
Humans have been great at fighting shit with additional shit.
- Comment on Anon needs help to solve the mystery 2 weeks ago:
Weaponisation of fecal fairies can lead to aftermaths of unprecedented destruction on all sides leaving the whole plane of existence a shitty mess.
But, in the interest of exactness, yes, you can def do that, just ask directly. Usually the convo would go like “Hey, can you pay a special visit to that guy?” - “Why?” - “Why not?” - “Good point, I’m on it!”
- Comment on There Have Been Times I Liked The Villain Dynamics Better 2 weeks ago:
Holy poops, that’s actually a good des.
Especially the sexy part. - Comment on There Have Been Times I Liked The Villain Dynamics Better 2 weeks ago:
It’s an integral load(:))-bearing essential element!!
- Comment on There Have Been Times I Liked The Villain Dynamics Better 2 weeks ago:
Woof, woof!