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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    your meme is smudged, maybe wait a bit for it to dry before grabbing it from the meme printer

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  • fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s why right wing social media is going had on making Iran the bad guys and evil.

    So even though they don’t want war and are currently complaining about the thought of it, they’ll bend over for it in short time.

    The mental gymnastics will be amazing.

    Gotta save money. Government needs to cut everything including any social care. But also needs to spend more on deporting babies with cancer.

    And you know moving an expeditionary force around the world isn’t cheap either.

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  • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dude, can you imagine? They bring down the world trade center…again?

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    • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s really sad - back on 9/11, I thought “That’s horrible! What kind of evil country could hate us so much they’d want to attack our civilians!?”

      Now, if another 9/11 happens, I may just shrug and think “…Yeah…we’re America. We deserve it.”

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    • shoo@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Buske@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      WHATS THAT? THE CAUSED GOP CAUSED 9/11?

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      • Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The GOP caused Al-Qaeda by killing the founder’s friends

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We only have like three more.

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    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sister, we got a sizable buffer!

      en.m.wikipedia.org/…/List_of_World_Trade_Centers

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      • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        oh god it’s already fading

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  • ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes. Not only that, but to pave the way for Trumps third, fourth, eight terms, and a sweeping presidential powers bill to coast through Congress that makes Patriot Act look like the Bill of Rights.

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    • burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i dont really feel he has two full terms in him, but thats probably just wishful thinking on my part

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m assuming that it’ll be some property of Trump’s that has recently had its insurance significantly bumped.

    Trump gets his excuse and the insurance payout and his rabid supporters get further evidence of his exceptionalism.

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that why he said he will declare his decision in two weeks, they need time to set it up

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  • jared@mander.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m so sick of reboots.

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  • infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Here it comes

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  • gamer@lemm.ee ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My parents’ feeds are already getting flooded with videos about how evil and scary Iran is

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    • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      manufacturing consent.

      if you have no morals, it is a good time to invest in Raytheon

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Whatever happened to, “If I were President, the war would never have happened”

    Or is that just a talking point he made up.

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    • Griffus@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What, the most mentally stable and thoughtful US president ever is lying??? That would never happen. Daily

      For 9-10 years now?

      My condolences to the people living in the dystopia everyone else saw coming.

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      • Soup@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I feel less and less sad for people in the USA as time goes on because of exactly what you say. How did they not see it coming? HOOOOOW? And how did a third push for it, a third sorta try to help, and the other third maybe or maybe not just still doesn’t even know what’s happening?

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    • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nothing coming out of Trump’s mouth has any value or truth whatsoever, and it never has. Pointing out his hypocrisy is a waste of breath.

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    • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No no no that’s Russia and Ukraine, which is Biden’s fault.

      This is Iran, which is also Biden’s fault.

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      • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s amazing that with how much power that he has that he wasn’t able to rig an election.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I didnt tjink he was gonna start a war til he said that.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And a war on three fronts, no less. The yugest war.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Seymour, the Reichstag is on fire!”

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    • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No mother that’s just the iron dome.

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      • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Well Seymour I must say you are an odd fellow, but you steam a good Islam.

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  • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If we’re lucky, they’ll blow up Mar-a-lago.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The white house? Woth no designated survivor?

      Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

      Iran, I will let you murder me for the gay if you stop them from doing it.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        hell i’m not gay and i’ll let them murder me for the gay as blood payment in the scenario you describe. tbh i’m really not sure how murder politics works.

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      • ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Broke: murder for the money Woke: murder for the gay

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They will have so much Pizza at the Pentagon !

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But the gay bar nearby will be empty!

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Iranian pizza is actually amazing.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure Americans are gobbling up the media narrative of “Iran has nukes and the girls aren’t educated”

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    • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They don’t educate the girls. that makes it ethical to nuke the girls.

      Westoid warmongering logic

      like in gaza where “they are mean to gays” so it is OK to genocide all the gays in there

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      • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I don’t know why they’re trying to push this narrative that Iran having nuclear weapons is somehow more bad for Western society than, for example, North Korea having nuclear weapons.

        They’re acting as if no hostile power has ever had nuclear weapons before.

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    • AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Something like 70% of gradates in STEM fields in Iran are women. Their economy can’t absorb the skilled labors because of the sanctions though, but that is their goal: To hinder democracy and a middle class that wouldn’t want to sell out to the west. What the US and Israel is doing is meant to do the opposite of what leftists want for Iran. And war is certainly not going to make any of this better.

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      they’re more educated than americans but let’s allow that get in the way of a good ol’ war on brown people

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    • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Simple. Let’s let them just have their nukes, on the condition that their program be run entirely by female nuclear scientists!

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  • FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Kratos is a terrorist?

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    • Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well, yeah. He single-handedly destroyed cities.

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      • FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But a good terrorist tho right?

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    • Stern@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Arguable for his time under Ares, but the freedom fighter and terrorist line gets blurry when fighting a regime and he’s fought two, Greek and Norse.

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    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well… yeah.

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  • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I seriously doubt that will happen. The current administration has shown zero indication that they give two fucks about what the people want.

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think it will happen. People are dumb, it’ll distract them from the nokings protests

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    • niucllos@lemm.ee ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Although they’ve also shown willingness to lay the smackdown on cities for little to no reason

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Still there are too many people, in the army too, so leaders can’t just do anything without planning.

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  • Outwit1294@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I still believe 9/11 was an inside job to shift public sentiment and justify a war.

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    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Meh, I don’t think there’s a need for conspiracy for 9/11 to be a legitimate terrorist attack. It gives too much credit to Bush and his ilk and down plays the political blowback of the US’s interventional history in the Middle East.

      The term “never let a good crisis go to waste” has been around for a while.

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Just as a random btw:
        wiki/The_Lone_Gunmen_(TV_series)

        In the pilot episode, which aired March 4, 2001 (exactly six months and one week prior to the September 11 attacks[5]), rogue members of the U.S. government remotely hijack an airliner flying to Boston, planning to crash it into the World Trade Center, and let anti-American terrorist groups take credit, to gain support for a profitable new war following the Cold War. The heroes ultimately override the controls, foiling the plot.

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      • kingofras@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Your assumptions preventing from giving this serious consideration:

        • Bush or Americans were behind 9/11
        • there has been any blowback for any of the staged military conflicts since WWII?

        I’ll put the TLDR here: 911 was a brazen cascade foreign intelligence agency assault on the United States. The president and the cabinet were made aware of the impending attack. The attack A three stage attack comprising of wtc pentagon and the capitol. The demand was to start wars and at least outlined by Netanyahu in previous months and years in front of the UN security council. First Afghanistan, then Iraq then Syria than Lebanon and Iran. After each attack occurred to stop the other planes or let them reach their destination.

        Most likely the US was also told that these were Arabs doing this, And that this foreign intelligence agency could stop them at any moment if they agreed to their terms.

        Every year since 911, With every action on every front and the Middle East, including the genocide and the US backed insurgency of Syria, one can see this plan come to fruition.

        Consider:

        • US has been a nuclear superpower since 1944.
        • The USA did not just win WWII, And performed a military annexation of mainland Europe. This meant that the most free thinking and democratic part of the world will always think twice before criticising their ‘ally’
        • If you’re a massive country but not US aligned, how do you military strategise against that? China, Russia, India, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, not to mention the some off the other allies would all have made various attempts and some successful to infiltrate the country they can’t attack without risking the end of the world. You think they sat still for half a century? The US is an active culture ending threat if you’re not aligned with them.
        • middle eastern policy has been dictated by a zionist death cult for decades if not centuries. They are very well funded, highly intelligent and organised and have their own spooks that can make any assassination look like an accident.
        • for the longest time, the most common used method of an oppressor or aggressor is to either attack itself and pin the blame on the soon to be enemy, or to annoy the enemy enough and pester and poke them until they October 7 you (still make sure all border guards are down so they can do it unhindered)
        • a bunch of barely trained pilots fly 4 airliners directly to their destination, perfectly synchronised all within the same couple of hours in the most heavily guarded airspaces in the world and with the most sophisticated airliners…
        • the military just happens to be doing anti hijacking drills at the exact time of events
        • 3 massive steel structure buildings collaping at near freefall speed (1, 2 and 7)
        • the impact ring of the pentagon being enforced just months prior to the missile plane hitting it.
        • no cctv footage of the plane hitting pentagon released till this day, bar a couple of video frames from one angle
        • Sec Def announcement the day before that 2 trillion dollars of the military budget went missing
        • the massive amount of quick actions that followed in the fog of war in the hours and days later, how and why wtc7 was brought down, why the steel was shipped to China without investigation

        Your take is fine if you only briefly glance at it. Spend any more than 30 minutes on it and you’ll understand why we live in a clickbait, fast news distraction meme culture.

        Understanding 9/11 is how I understand US foreign policy ever since. We’re living in Animal Farm, and the world has let the world’s bully do what it did out of gratitude for WWII and because you keep your worst enemy closer than your friends.

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    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Inside job gives them too much credit, imo.

      Fact is they already knew about Bin Laden and simply decided “you know, what if we just turned around for a second and, well, if something were to happen…?”

      And to do that? A tiny budget cut here, a little policy shift there, and… kaboom!

      Not so much that they planned anything themselves regarding the attack, they just lowered their guard enough to let it happen.

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      • Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The CIA produced many briefs for Bush warning about Bin Laden in 2001 before the actual attacks. Bush did not take any of these seriously, as summarised by one of his now infamous response “All right. You’ve covered your ass.”

        Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US - Wikipedia - …wikipedia.org/…/Bin_Ladin_Determined_To_Strike_i…

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pfft that was pretty much guaranteed when Trump took office. But because of his ego it’s gonna have to be bigger than 9/11

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    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think he’d do it if a brown person set his shoes on fire tbh

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      • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m declaring war on Iran because the Ayatollah fucked up my McChicken ☝️ and we don’t like that 👐 they say sir how do you fuck up a McChicken and I tell them it’s too much sauce and you can’t do that

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In previous such cases they advertised the scenarios via news & movies/TV shows.

    Anything on the radar now?

    Trains/railroad attack?
    Air traffic control attack?
    Congress attack so they can just disband it?
    Attack on protesters?

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    • Glitterbomb@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      3 sonic the hedgehog movies in 5 years. We should fear the Erinaceidae

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      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Oh shit. We’re gonna get some sort of fast spiky mammal based attack.

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    • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My current bet is on a widespread organized mass assassination attempt on multiple lawmakers. Hit them all at the same time, so their security can’t see the pattern and put them under protection before they’re killed. Off a bunch of democrats, then use the ensuing chaos to seize control and “postpone” the midterms.

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      • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I would say specifically Jewish lawmakers, both Democrat and Republican. That would fit their narrative well.

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  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Proof?

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why does Trump need an actual terrorist attack. He can just show up on TV, flash an AI generated face-melting re-edit of a scene from the TV show 24, announce “We are under attack and must respond immediately”, and fire up the bombers.

    At this point, I bet you that you could show Trump a deep fried still-image meme and convince him that we need to strike back.

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fox news is going to start caring about repression in Iran.

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  • DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Trump starting a war to distract from his criminality and failed presidency and boost his ratings is 100% on my bingo card. Multiple times.

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  • distantsounds@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    See 2023-10-07

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  • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was here

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  • chebur54@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How about fuck the state and false flags organized by the state?

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