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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the money goes to do-nothing administrators’ salaries, as well as urgent purchases as a result of bad or zero planning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨>:)>⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s on a good trip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Comfy cozy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I would be thrilled for the USG to deport me. Like where would they even send me? At least before New England finally secedes that is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Comfy cozy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Jelly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨70% of games that require internet get destroyed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  There ought to be a law…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Occupied!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mother fucker this hits hard

  I used to use the stall because the idea of whipping my thingy out at the urinals in front of other boys seemed messed up, and then the other kids would be trying to look in on the stall I was in. motherfuckers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  save the bread clips from finished loaves because you’re probably gonna lose one of those fuckers someday and you’ll be glad you saved this one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$$$ave dat money⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I really got suckered by this once

  Once

  Shoes were on sale for $39.99

  Regular price was $40

  And then they suckered me into a store credit card, which I never used, but had to fight for six months to erase a fraudulent charge on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bestie⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My ex’s zoomer kid used to joke among his black, asian and latino friends by jokingly calling each other slurs

  can confirm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hollywood doesn't want you to know this secret.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  my wife works three day weeks and she just discovered you can get a monthly movie pass for like twice the price of a single ticket and watch all the movies you want only pay the tax.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitter post⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  legit knew some artsy upscale types whose main bathroom was done in aquarium wallpaper and when you lifted the lid the lid and seat had shark teeth drawn on them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Key is to throw yourself at the ground and miss⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  holy shit he actually found freedom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DJ Butcher⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For a Haleva good time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ham monolith

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's bad man⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pushing 50, fuck you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Front is back.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  growing up in my grandmothers house, she never ever ever used the front door except if there was some kind of event like a funeral. It was like, the fancy door.

  they also almost never used the living room except when people were visiting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Your life is the way it is because you’ve decided that it’s more comfortable to leave that way than to change it.

  Srsly years and years of therapy this was the only thing that did anything for me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncultured⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it worth noting that I only know this because of the spoof horror movie Repossessed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Satire, I think⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought the Dear Leader didn’t have to pope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this is not satire this is not satire this is not satire⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if traditional art is transphobic how are drag queens a thing

  (i know drag !== trans but still)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a fun new game⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  4111 1111 1111 1111