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Submitted ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨GreenDust@lemmings.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    My misogynistic brain: she’s not that bad looking.

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  • Emopunker@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hi, Feddit admin here. I would like to apologize for B-TR3E’s behavior and have given them a temporary instance ban for their misbehavior not only here but on other comms as well.

    Their misbehavior was brought to my attention and it was enough to take action since we expect our users to behave regardless of which instance they are on (at least when it comes to common courtesy).

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hindsight is 20/20.

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    • SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I love rephrasing that as “Looking at an ass is a full mark”

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You see perfectly out your butt!

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  • sangeteria@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This interaction truly tickled me in a way that I had to comment lol, even if it’s not furthering the convo. Great post!

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    • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      It truly is!

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  • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They obviously don’t wear glasses.

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    • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.

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      • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.

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      • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ophthalmologist

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      • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        He should have had his scribe write the joke

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      • ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        No such thing

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  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Might depend on the material. I have -3.5dpt on both sides and my glasses have half the width and glare. Or are those some random units again?

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    • Redjard@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I assumed he’d estimated it based on how distorted the face appears behind the glasses. I do that all the time.

      At this angle it’s hard for me to do that, since I usually use the edges of the face to estimate it. negative glasses pull the line inwards, positive outwards. I can reliably tell when someone is wearing fake glasses (0 strength) for example, and probably estimate strength within 30% of the actual value.

      If the image was higher res maybe I could estimate this case too. Or this professional optometrist is just a lot better at it than I am.


      Strong negative glasses: (Note the faces contours in the glasses appearing well inside the faces contours around the glassed)

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      Fake glasses:

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      Positive glasses:

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      PS: Searching for generic terms yields 100% fake glasses, so I took a specific person I remember having strong glasses for myopia.

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      • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Just looked in the mirror… Checks out! :)

        Thanks for the explanation. And yeah, on the op picture you can’t see any of that clearly, so he needs to have serious practice for that statement.

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s measuring in Imperial Corrective Units (ICU).

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      • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Let me guess… It counts how many visits to the ICU it took to get such bad eye sight?

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  • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bruh you leave my funny YouTube doctor alone!! 😡

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The color coding of the scores is so completely fucked.

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      White? Or is it the background for the time left in the quarter you meant? The scores appear to be white on blue and white on black. Not sure why they did the WNBA logo to be on orange though. The shot clock being on red makes sense to me as it is the “imminent danger”.

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Yes.

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  • tortina_original@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Damn, it took me a while, haha 😂

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Surely that was on purpose.

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    • Aqarius@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Diopter was my first reading too, and my account isn’t even “Dr. Glaucomflecken”.

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      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Guy is a social media actor shorts comedian and is pretty based. So not only would he not say something like shitty that, he wouldn’t say it publicly. On yt he has 1.27m subscribers.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ethan is the weeb.

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    • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ethan, wake up. u_u

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  • jeffep@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Great response, given that the alternative was to double down and take the lifelong commitment to the path of misogyny

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    • lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i think he is referring to the strength of her prescription. a -1 or -1.5 diopter prescription is mild - i.e. her glasses aren’t strong enough for the person she offered them to. misogyny was not intended

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      • TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I love me some medical joke that I am one of the few to understand

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    • joan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      woosh

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    • Uruanna@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It is fair to be confused and not know that he’s really talking about the prescription if you don’t know what that is and you don’t know Dr. Glaucomflecken is an actual ophthalmologist from his comedy Youtube shorts.

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    • Buffy@libretechni.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What? I think you missed what he is saying like the reply to him. He was talking about her glasses not her looks. If he doubled down it would have just been him explaining what he meant and that would be that.

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    • Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m assuming you are talking about Ethan but I’m not sure how misogyny or shitting on someone talking about glasses are the only 2 options?

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      • jeffep@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Oh dear I should really be more careful with irony in written text or else feel the wrath of the mob! 😅 I meant that calling her a -1 can be interpreted as pretty offensive and Ethan pointed that out. Now the other guy saw the issue and corrected his comment with a follow up. I just meant that he did that in a really good way. He could have also chosen to never admit a mistake and just become a misogynist now.

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  • b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You might have phrased this a lot better by keeping your stupid mouth shut. Take that as general advice.

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    • GreenDust@lemmings.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And you’re dying alone so what

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      • b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Look, I was a bit slow understanding a joke, so were 90% here. I got it and made another joke about it, that 90% here did not get because they were busy voting the “evil guy” down and making spiteful comments about somebody seemingly not the sharpest knive in the drawer. I got the joke. Took me three minutes. You, OTOH, will be the small minded, cowardish piece of shit that you are for all your life. Your mentality attacking anonymously out of the crowd, looking for a “victim” that momentarilly has no lobby is what we see from people like the ICE. I’ve got a pretty wife I have been married to for more than two decades, she’s got more character under her toenail than you’ll have all your life. So I still might “die alone”, right, asshole. But I still prefer it to living a life like yours.

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    • aMockTie@piefed.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My understanding is that the Dr. was referring to her glasses prescription, but the numbers he provided were misinterpreted as some sort of rating on her appearance (or perhaps basketball performance).

      He didn’t intend to cause that confusion, which is why he acknowledged that his choice of wording was not ideal. I hope that clears things up.

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      • db2@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You’re definitely a -1, maybe -1.5

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    • chicken@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do you not understand the joke?

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      • lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        He could have phrased it better haha

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      • b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Sir, I am well known to understand each and any joke. Immediately and at any time of night or day. If this is intended to be an insult to my intellectual capabilities, I demand satisfaction.

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    • Glide@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m so confused, what? Are you joking or did you not get the joke in tbe meme?

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      • b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Well, it took me a while…

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    • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I don’t think so. A little slow, occasionally, maybe.

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ohh man we got a hot one coming in!

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      • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Man, this person jumped so hard to imagined victimhood so fast and now refuses to leave it.
        A full day later and still burning like the downvotes aren’t necessary to keep the vitriol out of good conversation.

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  • gergolippai@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    she does look a lot like Paige from The Americans tho, i gemuinely thought it was her

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