Krauerking
@Krauerking@lemy.lol
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of April 13th 3 days ago:
Same.
I’m now 15 hours in, my runs look nothing at all like my first ones, and are rapidly changing each new run but also still haven’t “beaten” it once.
Feels like I built a skyscraper and yet still have to get across the grand canyon to actually win and it has nothing to do with the skyscraper.
Except now I have foundation.
- Comment on Warner Bros. Confirms New 'Gremlins' Movie and 'Beetlejuice Beetlejuice' Sequel 4 days ago:
Gremlins Goonies and Betelnice super late sequels.
I guess Gen X isn’t getting so IG ored now and finally is getting all their sequels.
- Comment on Should I watch Sonic the Hedgehog 3? 6 days ago:
Are you OK with Keanu Reeves just talking in his own voice for an entire movie while looking like a goth hedgehog version of himself?
Its a level of silly and childish that I think is great. Not smart though, but neither is The Blue Blur.
- Comment on Caption this. 6 days ago:
I might be old but aren’t these the Charlie Brown dances?
- Comment on The Academy officially announces new Oscar category for stunts 6 days ago:
You have clearly never seen Order of the Black Eagle where a man gets his face run over as a stunt gone wrong. It’s low budget and they weren’t trying.
Idiots will hurt themselves doing stunts for cheap too without the prestige. The “Big” stunts are actually usually safer as they have more people knowing what they are doing.
Maybe we can just still give them the awards for putting their bodies on the line anyways for film making a thing that isn’t going to stop.
- Comment on Minecraft movie spawns ‘annoying’ cinema trend that viewers claim ‘ruins’ the film 1 week ago:
The criterion collection includes a series of 1980 Hong Kong horror comedy films that feature slapstick and kungfu that has a guy in a gorilla costume chasing people down a hill, people arguing in animal noises, horny ghosts, and a competition between 2 monks to see who can get their shrine higher on stilts.
Don’t shit on the criterion collection catalogue.
- Comment on Three original movies are being released in theaters today 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Three original movies are being released in theaters today 2 weeks ago:
If you just like “Shoot Em Up” movies and aren’t turned off by the idea of Paul Giamatti sucking on a dead woman’s milky tit then I have the movie for you.
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 3 weeks ago:
Oh no… I’m that weirdo that likes the Papermate mechanicals.
They are just so simple and reliable. You could crush one and still get it to write again if you needed too and it had the eraser (that sucked) built right in that you never used but felt good looking at it and squeezing against your thumbnail when you were bored. Just had to put better quality lead in it.But man Zebra makes the pens and pencil I would actually intend to use if I was planning it.
- Comment on Idioms 3 weeks ago:
My great grandmother that had one that was:
Stop masturbating under that apple tree.
Maybe sounded better in Polish.
- Comment on Online Wars Aside, 'Snow White' Simply Isn't Getting Moviegoers to Buy In 3 weeks ago:
Money is the target audience.
- Comment on Warner Bros Negotiating Big Sale Of Shelved ‘Coyote Vs. Acme’ Movie: The Dish 4 weeks ago:
It would but hey if it makes more profit than they can just get off on their taxes that’s more profit. And that sounds very Zaslav. If it makes money for him he will change his opinion in a second.
They were actually shopping it around when they first canned it, but clearly the other distributors wanted a discount and he wanted every dime and then some.
- Comment on Happy Pi Day!! 4 weeks ago:
Hey also share a birthday. Hope you managed to get cake instead of Pie. Lord knows I’m tired of it.
- Comment on Happy Pi Day!! 4 weeks ago:
Its also the birthday and death day of Akira Yoshizawa, the grandmaster of Origami who rose the craft to an art form.
Also if you manage to die on the day of your birth by natural causes at 94 I think you deserve extra credit.
^the art is honored for his incredible work standardizing it, he really was a treasure^
- Comment on Lilo & Stitch | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 23 5 weeks ago:
Well that was awful.
- Comment on it really do be like that 5 weeks ago:
doobedoobedoooo
He’s a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
- Comment on New poster for "A Minecraft Movie" 1 month ago:
Which one? The first one came out in 2008 which makes it more than 16 years old.
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- Comment on Star Wars: Kathleen Kennedy Expected to Retire from Lucasfilm 1 month ago:
Hey if iron man can be dr doom and Palestine can suddenly return cause you need a big baddy for a third film, anything can happen in this movie industry.
Maybe one day they will need 91 year old Kathleen to step in and produce Star Babies where they just remake the movies but with magical force babies as the protagonists a-la Baby Geniuses.
- Comment on Star Wars: Kathleen Kennedy Expected to Retire from Lucasfilm 1 month ago:
Somehow, in 2 decades, she comes back.
Because that’s just how these kind of stories go.
- Comment on Anon envies the boomers 1 month ago:
My grandparents got married because my grandfather left his car keys in his coat on the rack by the door of a diner and someone grabbed his coat.
Apparently while they waited in the diner for a friend to pick them up he asked my grandmother if they should get married and she said
“Sure.”
3rd date. It was just something to do back then. - Comment on Liquid Death Quietly Adds Stevia to Tea Drinks 1 month ago:
Just bring tea concentrate. There are several different versions of them from paste to powder to just a tea bag and then you just need water.
Cold brew is even a thing. Tea is like the easiest thing you can make especially if you want it unsweetened.
My problem is I always want lemonade and life has apparently run out of free lemons raining from the sky for me to use and I’m not bringing simple syrup anymore.
- Comment on I would do this for just 1.99 2 months ago:
lol. Yup. We aren’t the cream of the crop here like some egos would have themselves believe.
- Comment on How To Train Your Dragon | Big Game Spot 2 months ago:
It looks like someone took the original movie and passed it through an AI filter to make it look real.
It is uncanny and bad looking in this lifeless way.
- Comment on Will Forte Says Warner Bros. Shelving 'Coyote vs Acme' Is Bullshit 2 months ago:
Essentially as long as it’s never shown to anyone and considered a non viable product they can claim the budget which was lost against their profit when doing taxes.
It lowers the amount of profit it looks like they had that year and this reduces the taxes they owe.
This is done in lots of industries all over the place, grocery stores toss lots of food and mark it for loss to keep taxes low as long as you never lower the costs so cheap that it isn’t worth it. Electronic components as well, chips being a usual one for throwing some away to quickly lower profits. - Comment on Section 31 Is Now the Lowest-Rated Star Trek Project on Rotten Tomatoes 2 months ago:
We are deeply past anyone currently in charge of the franchise understanding it and now they are just pushing all the generic buttons for scifi movies hoping to get a mass audience appeal blockbuster.
It’s a travesty full of lens flairs and absolutely horrible anti-human dialogue. Not non-human as that would imply the filmmakers realized there are supposed to be interesting aliens in Star Trek, anti, cause it makes you less human if you try to think about it.
Fuxking gag me with an omega level super weapon bio agent apocalypse device.
- Comment on Jake Gyllenhaal To Star In New Original Film From M. Night Shyamalan And Nicholas Sparks 2 months ago:
For Shyamalan not only does he land another A-lister to lead his family as so many are always looking to work with him, this also marks the first time he will collaborate with a high-profile writer on an idea, something to surely excite fans of the master storyteller.
Holy moly did Shyamalan write this himself? Is that the twist?
- Comment on Which movies are much darker when you rewatch them as an adult? 2 months ago:
I think he expected it to be just more slapstick, allergy included, and then suddenly the move grinds back to reality. But I guess an allergy that kills a person is pretty dark. It’s definitely a sudden turn from the comedy movie Robin William’s character treats it like until it isn’t.
- Comment on Google's AI is using past tense to describe a sporting event that takes place in 3 days. And it knows who won too. 2 months ago:
I truly don’t understand the point of dropping an entire unrelated chatbot response as a comment.
- Comment on Which movies are much darker when you rewatch them as an adult? 2 months ago:
This is the movie after the one where Mater becomes an international spy that pisses on a stage in public?
Man the writing for those movies really skip a generation cause the first one was good too about respecting your time and place in history but adapting it to not just be forgotten and using the lessons learned to better those that follow.