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- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 3 days ago:
Oh no… I’m that weirdo that likes the Papermate mechanicals.
They are just so simple and reliable. You could crush one and still get it to write again if you needed too and it had the eraser (that sucked) built right in that you never used but felt good looking at it and squeezing against your thumbnail when you were bored. Just had to put better quality lead in it.But man Zebra makes the pens and pencil I would actually intend to use if I was planning it.
- Comment on Idioms 5 days ago:
My great grandmother that had one that was:
Stop masturbating under that apple tree.
Maybe sounded better in Polish.
- Comment on Online Wars Aside, 'Snow White' Simply Isn't Getting Moviegoers to Buy In 1 week ago:
Money is the target audience.
- Comment on Warner Bros Negotiating Big Sale Of Shelved ‘Coyote Vs. Acme’ Movie: The Dish 1 week ago:
It would but hey if it makes more profit than they can just get off on their taxes that’s more profit. And that sounds very Zaslav. If it makes money for him he will change his opinion in a second.
They were actually shopping it around when they first canned it, but clearly the other distributors wanted a discount and he wanted every dime and then some.
- Comment on Happy Pi Day!! 1 week ago:
Hey also share a birthday. Hope you managed to get cake instead of Pie. Lord knows I’m tired of it.
- Comment on Happy Pi Day!! 1 week ago:
Its also the birthday and death day of Akira Yoshizawa, the grandmaster of Origami who rose the craft to an art form.
Also if you manage to die on the day of your birth by natural causes at 94 I think you deserve extra credit.
^the art is honored for his incredible work standardizing it, he really was a treasure^
- Comment on Lilo & Stitch | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 23 2 weeks ago:
Well that was awful.
- Comment on it really do be like that 2 weeks ago:
doobedoobedoooo
He’s a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
- Comment on New poster for "A Minecraft Movie" 4 weeks ago:
Which one? The first one came out in 2008 which makes it more than 16 years old.
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- Comment on Star Wars: Kathleen Kennedy Expected to Retire from Lucasfilm 4 weeks ago:
Hey if iron man can be dr doom and Palestine can suddenly return cause you need a big baddy for a third film, anything can happen in this movie industry.
Maybe one day they will need 91 year old Kathleen to step in and produce Star Babies where they just remake the movies but with magical force babies as the protagonists a-la Baby Geniuses.
- Comment on Star Wars: Kathleen Kennedy Expected to Retire from Lucasfilm 4 weeks ago:
Somehow, in 2 decades, she comes back.
Because that’s just how these kind of stories go.
- Comment on Anon envies the boomers 5 weeks ago:
My grandparents got married because my grandfather left his car keys in his coat on the rack by the door of a diner and someone grabbed his coat.
Apparently while they waited in the diner for a friend to pick them up he asked my grandmother if they should get married and she said
“Sure.”
3rd date. It was just something to do back then. - Comment on Liquid Death Quietly Adds Stevia to Tea Drinks 5 weeks ago:
Just bring tea concentrate. There are several different versions of them from paste to powder to just a tea bag and then you just need water.
Cold brew is even a thing. Tea is like the easiest thing you can make especially if you want it unsweetened.
My problem is I always want lemonade and life has apparently run out of free lemons raining from the sky for me to use and I’m not bringing simple syrup anymore.
- Comment on I would do this for just 1.99 1 month ago:
lol. Yup. We aren’t the cream of the crop here like some egos would have themselves believe.
- Comment on How To Train Your Dragon | Big Game Spot 1 month ago:
It looks like someone took the original movie and passed it through an AI filter to make it look real.
It is uncanny and bad looking in this lifeless way.
- Comment on Will Forte Says Warner Bros. Shelving 'Coyote vs Acme' Is Bullshit 1 month ago:
Essentially as long as it’s never shown to anyone and considered a non viable product they can claim the budget which was lost against their profit when doing taxes.
It lowers the amount of profit it looks like they had that year and this reduces the taxes they owe.
This is done in lots of industries all over the place, grocery stores toss lots of food and mark it for loss to keep taxes low as long as you never lower the costs so cheap that it isn’t worth it. Electronic components as well, chips being a usual one for throwing some away to quickly lower profits. - Comment on Section 31 Is Now the Lowest-Rated Star Trek Project on Rotten Tomatoes 1 month ago:
We are deeply past anyone currently in charge of the franchise understanding it and now they are just pushing all the generic buttons for scifi movies hoping to get a mass audience appeal blockbuster.
It’s a travesty full of lens flairs and absolutely horrible anti-human dialogue. Not non-human as that would imply the filmmakers realized there are supposed to be interesting aliens in Star Trek, anti, cause it makes you less human if you try to think about it.
Fuxking gag me with an omega level super weapon bio agent apocalypse device.
- Comment on Jake Gyllenhaal To Star In New Original Film From M. Night Shyamalan And Nicholas Sparks 1 month ago:
For Shyamalan not only does he land another A-lister to lead his family as so many are always looking to work with him, this also marks the first time he will collaborate with a high-profile writer on an idea, something to surely excite fans of the master storyteller.
Holy moly did Shyamalan write this himself? Is that the twist?
- Comment on Which movies are much darker when you rewatch them as an adult? 1 month ago:
I think he expected it to be just more slapstick, allergy included, and then suddenly the move grinds back to reality. But I guess an allergy that kills a person is pretty dark. It’s definitely a sudden turn from the comedy movie Robin William’s character treats it like until it isn’t.
- Comment on Google's AI is using past tense to describe a sporting event that takes place in 3 days. And it knows who won too. 1 month ago:
I truly don’t understand the point of dropping an entire unrelated chatbot response as a comment.
- Comment on Which movies are much darker when you rewatch them as an adult? 1 month ago:
This is the movie after the one where Mater becomes an international spy that pisses on a stage in public?
Man the writing for those movies really skip a generation cause the first one was good too about respecting your time and place in history but adapting it to not just be forgotten and using the lessons learned to better those that follow.
- Comment on Which movies are much darker when you rewatch them as an adult? 1 month ago:
Really good choice. There is also the interesting fact that nature does bend for them and the whirlpool for donations actually spits the religious zealot leader out a side path as if rejected by his own gods for using their name and power for control instead of to protect the citizens which is the point of the hidden city in the first place.
There is a lot of complex relationships in that movie that are more incredible to witness when you can look at them them through a more lived lens.
- Comment on Which movies are much darker when you rewatch them as an adult? 1 month ago:
I feel like there are movies where you just get more of it when older but I’m trying to think of a movie that when viewed through a lense of an adult instead of a kid makes it a sadder story.
A Goofy Movie.
Top of the list. You have 2 main characters to follow and it’s absolutely different based on your age.
Also Breakfast club.
- Comment on Which movies are much darker when you rewatch them as an adult? 1 month ago:
Not OP and I think they are a bit wrong to call it being dark but it is shockingly more grounded an ending than the slapstick would imply the ending would be.
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Williams character gets caught pretending to be an old British hip hop granny, and the judge at the divorce custody hearings is rightfully disgusted at the idea of it and grants full custody to the mother and requests a psych eval.
However, the mother realizes that her kids need the more fun aspects of their father in their life and William’s character realizes that he needs to be more careful with what he does, as he is expected to be a role model even if it is ok to be silly. It ends on the note that neither the mother or father were right for each and being back together is not possible with their different lives but that they are connected by a shared love of their children and being together and honest with what they can and can’t do for each other will make them all better. And they share custody every day after school. - Comment on The filmmaker behind Barbarian is leading a new Resident Evil reboot 1 month ago:
Ba-ba-ba-baby!
- Comment on Wobble Wobble 2 months ago:
Your actions you promote taking care only possible by those who own houses and have the means and funds to cover the replacements.
I understand you will say the wildflowers is basically free but it takes time that you have a privilege of having.If that’s where you set the positive actions that people can take most will not be able to achieve them and view you poorly for bragging about it.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Oh yeah I think we are still just trying to get people who are looking away and pretend not to see it with at least the most obvious sign possible. I’m also being snarky about as a defense mechanism for the terror I feel.
The dog whistles are loud as fuck to those that can hear them but that’s somehow not heard by the people, and they are basically just using regular whistles now.
It’s annoying but we absolutely are still working on getting people to agree on base reality.
Cause as of now people will be thankful of the subscription for air because “it’s from a regular helpful non fascist government unlike the dems” and we won’t get any action done against their designs if no one agrees that they are bad. - Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Yeah I think that this is pretty relevant if:
The President of the country that provides most of the support and bombs for that’s Lead Advisor/Broligarch4Life is jumping around doing Nazi salutes at his celebration of power event. Right?Kinda implies how far we are gonna get elsewhere with them.
- Comment on Marvel Snap is banned, just like TikTok 2 months ago:
This feels like ByteDance going out of their way to paint the outgoing president and party as truly awful and give the victory to Trump in a week