Guinea Pig.
Oatmeal
Submitted 1 month ago by marighost@piefed.social to [deleted]
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Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Cuy!
Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Friggin delicious.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dang and I thought I was original.
Fun fact for future readers, Guinea Pigs are some of the first domesticated animals specialized for food.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ass.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Username checks out
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Mini wheats isn’t a terrible name for a guinea pig
punkwalrus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Mini Wheeks
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
He’s called 30mgGummy??
marighost@piefed.social 1 month ago
40 minutes later, how you doing pal?
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.
Donkter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Look at cute little Ibuprofin!
fubarx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ass is a terrible name for a pet.
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But pussy isn’t!
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Guinea pig.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Found the Peruvian. 😅
craigers@lemmy.world 1 month ago
His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It’s important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You’re going to name him ‘Guinea Pig’?
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t call him ass
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ask me again in five minutes so I can say “beans”
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 month ago
It’s been 5 minutes
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Beans and Cornbread
Philote@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Over night oats, Ono for short.
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
marighost@piefed.social 1 month ago
I said oatmeal in my OP because that was easier than the overnight oats I actually ate. Love me some overnight oats.
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Also, happy cake day
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ass
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Why would I eat a hamster’s name?
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 month ago
5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A bag of dicks
YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Döner
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hard Throbbing Big Black Cock, what an unusual name.
punkwalrus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Skyr. Nice, Nordic name.
kewwwi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
løve it
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Guinea Pig.
GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Booger
GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pickled Brussels Sprout.
myotheraccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I found the psychopath
krow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Chicken Tender
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This is good
tryagain@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Literally just got done watching it preparing my and for number 2!
Still waiting on my pre-order or space balls the flamethrower…
a_person@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Onion (raw)
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.
Machinist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What did the bad hamster do to you?
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I was about 4-5 yrs old and my parents got a hamster for my brother and me. Being little kids we gave it the creative name of Mr. Hamster. The only actual memory I have of Mr. Hamster is when he stabbed me in the fucking back.
I picked him up one day and he ran up my shirt sleeve and bit me on the arm. I started to bleed and it scared me so I knocked him off of me and ran to my mom crying. In later years my then step-brother got a hamster. Guess what happened? Unprovoked, the fucker bit me and drew blood. I saw the evil in its soul that day. He bit all of us (brothers and parents) many times. We tried to be nice to him to show him that we mean no harm but it didnt matter. He would bite us just to be cruel. Many years later I went to a pet store and saw the hamsters there. I thought I would try my luck again. I spent some time trying to be nice to the hamsters and gently pet them. They bit me. From my experience, all they do is bite and be useless. Avoid hamsters. They are evil. Good riddance Mr. Hamster
SirQuack@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Exist
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Cum