Guinea Pig.
Oatmeal
Submitted 10 months ago by marighost@piefed.social to [deleted]
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Comments
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Cuy!
Krauerking@lemy.lol 10 months ago
Friggin delicious.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dang and I thought I was original.
Fun fact for future readers, Guinea Pigs are some of the first domesticated animals specialized for food.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ass.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Username checks out
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Mini wheats isn’t a terrible name for a guinea pig
punkwalrus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Mini Wheeks
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
He’s called 30mgGummy??
marighost@piefed.social 10 months ago
40 minutes later, how you doing pal?
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.
Donkter@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Look at cute little Ibuprofin!
fubarx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
m4xie@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Antidepressants
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Nice
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ass is a terrible name for a pet.
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But pussy isn’t!
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Guinea pig.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Found the Peruvian. 😅
craigers@lemmy.world 10 months ago
His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It’s important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You’re going to name him ‘Guinea Pig’?
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Don’t call him ass
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ask me again in five minutes so I can say “beans”
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 10 months ago
It’s been 5 minutes
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Beans and Cornbread
Philote@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Over night oats, Ono for short.
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
marighost@piefed.social 10 months ago
I said oatmeal in my OP because that was easier than the overnight oats I actually ate. Love me some overnight oats.
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Also, happy cake day
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ass
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Why would I eat a hamster’s name?
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 10 months ago
5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A bag of dicks
YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Döner
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hard Throbbing Big Black Cock, what an unusual name.
punkwalrus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Skyr. Nice, Nordic name.
kewwwi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
løve it
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Guinea Pig.
GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Booger
GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Pickled Brussels Sprout.
myotheraccount@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I found the psychopath
krow@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Chicken Tender
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
This is good
tryagain@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Literally just got done watching it preparing my and for number 2!
Still waiting on my pre-order or space balls the flamethrower…
a_person@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Onion (raw)
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.
Machinist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What did the bad hamster do to you?
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I was about 4-5 yrs old and my parents got a hamster for my brother and me. Being little kids we gave it the creative name of Mr. Hamster. The only actual memory I have of Mr. Hamster is when he stabbed me in the fucking back.
I picked him up one day and he ran up my shirt sleeve and bit me on the arm. I started to bleed and it scared me so I knocked him off of me and ran to my mom crying. In later years my then step-brother got a hamster. Guess what happened? Unprovoked, the fucker bit me and drew blood. I saw the evil in its soul that day. He bit all of us (brothers and parents) many times. We tried to be nice to him to show him that we mean no harm but it didnt matter. He would bite us just to be cruel. Many years later I went to a pet store and saw the hamsters there. I thought I would try my luck again. I spent some time trying to be nice to the hamsters and gently pet them. They bit me. From my experience, all they do is bite and be useless. Avoid hamsters. They are evil. Good riddance Mr. Hamster
SirQuack@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Exist
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Cum