Guinea Pig.
Oatmeal
Submitted 1 year ago by marighost@piefed.social to [deleted]
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Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Cuy!
Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 year ago
Friggin delicious.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dang and I thought I was original.
Fun fact for future readers, Guinea Pigs are some of the first domesticated animals specialized for food.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ass.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Username checks out
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Mini wheats isn’t a terrible name for a guinea pig
punkwalrus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Mini Wheeks
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
He’s called 30mgGummy??
marighost@piefed.social 1 year ago
40 minutes later, how you doing pal?
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.
Donkter@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Look at cute little Ibuprofin!
fubarx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ass is a terrible name for a pet.
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But pussy isn’t!
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Guinea pig.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Found the Peruvian. 😅
craigers@lemmy.world 1 year ago
His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It’s important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
You’re going to name him ‘Guinea Pig’?
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Don’t call him ass
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ask me again in five minutes so I can say “beans”
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 year ago
It’s been 5 minutes
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Beans and Cornbread
Philote@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Over night oats, Ono for short.
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
marighost@piefed.social 1 year ago
I said oatmeal in my OP because that was easier than the overnight oats I actually ate. Love me some overnight oats.
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Also, happy cake day
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ass
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Why would I eat a hamster’s name?
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 year ago
5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A bag of dicks
YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Döner
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hard Throbbing Big Black Cock, what an unusual name.
punkwalrus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Skyr. Nice, Nordic name.
kewwwi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
løve it
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Guinea Pig.
GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Booger
GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pickled Brussels Sprout.
myotheraccount@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I found the psychopath
krow@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Chicken Tender
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
This is good
tryagain@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Literally just got done watching it preparing my and for number 2!
Still waiting on my pre-order or space balls the flamethrower…
a_person@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Onion (raw)
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.
Machinist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What did the bad hamster do to you?
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I was about 4-5 yrs old and my parents got a hamster for my brother and me. Being little kids we gave it the creative name of Mr. Hamster. The only actual memory I have of Mr. Hamster is when he stabbed me in the fucking back.
I picked him up one day and he ran up my shirt sleeve and bit me on the arm. I started to bleed and it scared me so I knocked him off of me and ran to my mom crying. In later years my then step-brother got a hamster. Guess what happened? Unprovoked, the fucker bit me and drew blood. I saw the evil in its soul that day. He bit all of us (brothers and parents) many times. We tried to be nice to him to show him that we mean no harm but it didnt matter. He would bite us just to be cruel. Many years later I went to a pet store and saw the hamsters there. I thought I would try my luck again. I spent some time trying to be nice to the hamsters and gently pet them. They bit me. From my experience, all they do is bite and be useless. Avoid hamsters. They are evil. Good riddance Mr. Hamster
SirQuack@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Exist
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Cum