Guinea Pig.
Oatmeal
Submitted 2 months ago by marighost@piefed.social to [deleted]
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Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Cuy!
Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Friggin delicious.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dang and I thought I was original.
Fun fact for future readers, Guinea Pigs are some of the first domesticated animals specialized for food.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ass.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Username checks out
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Mini wheats isn’t a terrible name for a guinea pig
punkwalrus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Mini Wheeks
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
He’s called 30mgGummy??
marighost@piefed.social 2 months ago
40 minutes later, how you doing pal?
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.
Donkter@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Look at cute little Ibuprofin!
fubarx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ass is a terrible name for a pet.
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But pussy isn’t!
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Guinea pig.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Found the Peruvian. 😅
craigers@lemmy.world 2 months ago
His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It’s important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You’re going to name him ‘Guinea Pig’?
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t call him ass
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ask me again in five minutes so I can say “beans”
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 months ago
It’s been 5 minutes
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Beans and Cornbread
Philote@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Over night oats, Ono for short.
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
marighost@piefed.social 2 months ago
I said oatmeal in my OP because that was easier than the overnight oats I actually ate. Love me some overnight oats.
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Also, happy cake day
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ass
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Why would I eat a hamster’s name?
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A bag of dicks
YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Döner
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hard Throbbing Big Black Cock, what an unusual name.
punkwalrus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Skyr. Nice, Nordic name.
kewwwi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
løve it
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Guinea Pig.
GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Booger
GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pickled Brussels Sprout.
myotheraccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I found the psychopath
krow@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Chicken Tender
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
This is good
tryagain@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Literally just got done watching it preparing my and for number 2!
Still waiting on my pre-order or space balls the flamethrower…
a_person@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Onion (raw)
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.
Machinist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What did the bad hamster do to you?
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I was about 4-5 yrs old and my parents got a hamster for my brother and me. Being little kids we gave it the creative name of Mr. Hamster. The only actual memory I have of Mr. Hamster is when he stabbed me in the fucking back.
I picked him up one day and he ran up my shirt sleeve and bit me on the arm. I started to bleed and it scared me so I knocked him off of me and ran to my mom crying. In later years my then step-brother got a hamster. Guess what happened? Unprovoked, the fucker bit me and drew blood. I saw the evil in its soul that day. He bit all of us (brothers and parents) many times. We tried to be nice to him to show him that we mean no harm but it didnt matter. He would bite us just to be cruel. Many years later I went to a pet store and saw the hamsters there. I thought I would try my luck again. I spent some time trying to be nice to the hamsters and gently pet them. They bit me. From my experience, all they do is bite and be useless. Avoid hamsters. They are evil. Good riddance Mr. Hamster
SirQuack@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Exist
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Cum