Guinea Pig.
Oatmeal
Submitted 3 weeks ago by marighost@piefed.social to [deleted]
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Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Cuy!
Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
Friggin delicious.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dang and I thought I was original.
Fun fact for future readers, Guinea Pigs are some of the first domesticated animals specialized for food.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ass.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Username checks out
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Mini wheats isn’t a terrible name for a guinea pig
punkwalrus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Mini Wheeks
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
He’s called 30mgGummy??
marighost@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
40 minutes later, how you doing pal?
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.
Donkter@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Look at cute little Ibuprofin!
fubarx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ass is a terrible name for a pet.
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But pussy isn’t!
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Guinea pig.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Found the Peruvian. 😅
craigers@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It’s important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You’re going to name him ‘Guinea Pig’?
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t call him ass
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ask me again in five minutes so I can say “beans”
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 weeks ago
It’s been 5 minutes
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Beans and Cornbread
Philote@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Over night oats, Ono for short.
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
marighost@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I said oatmeal in my OP because that was easier than the overnight oats I actually ate. Love me some overnight oats.
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Also, happy cake day
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ass
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Why would I eat a hamster’s name?
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A bag of dicks
YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Döner
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hard Throbbing Big Black Cock, what an unusual name.
punkwalrus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Skyr. Nice, Nordic name.
kewwwi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
løve it
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Guinea Pig.
GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Booger
GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pickled Brussels Sprout.
myotheraccount@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I found the psychopath
krow@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Chicken Tender
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This is good
tryagain@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Literally just got done watching it preparing my and for number 2!
Still waiting on my pre-order or space balls the flamethrower…
a_person@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Onion (raw)
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.
Machinist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What did the bad hamster do to you?
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I was about 4-5 yrs old and my parents got a hamster for my brother and me. Being little kids we gave it the creative name of Mr. Hamster. The only actual memory I have of Mr. Hamster is when he stabbed me in the fucking back.
I picked him up one day and he ran up my shirt sleeve and bit me on the arm. I started to bleed and it scared me so I knocked him off of me and ran to my mom crying. In later years my then step-brother got a hamster. Guess what happened? Unprovoked, the fucker bit me and drew blood. I saw the evil in its soul that day. He bit all of us (brothers and parents) many times. We tried to be nice to him to show him that we mean no harm but it didnt matter. He would bite us just to be cruel. Many years later I went to a pet store and saw the hamsters there. I thought I would try my luck again. I spent some time trying to be nice to the hamsters and gently pet them. They bit me. From my experience, all they do is bite and be useless. Avoid hamsters. They are evil. Good riddance Mr. Hamster
SirQuack@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Exist
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Cum