Lemmyoutofhere

@Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Andrew Cuomo wants to become Mayor of New York City. This is his driving record.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he should start driving a cab.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dont want to enter a contract when consuming your product..⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Open it from the bottom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enough⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pee range challenge accepted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Missed it by that much!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sadly, my car just passed it and I did not get a pic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Missed it by that much!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s better than one boob? 280085!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You have never taken a book to the beach?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Children never lie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well OK then⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Malicious compliance. Perfect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Guinea Pig.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Made Ya Look...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Would love to have a beer, or three, with this fine gentleman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lick it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  IF IT’S YELLOW, LET IT MELLOW.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dolph is prime human⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And he is a big Trump and Putin supporter. Fuck him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And you still don't believe in God?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are dozens of us, dozens!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every poster needs a shitter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s a bidet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why are we eatings shrimps⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s no shrimp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But I am mighty!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The British are the Americans of Europe, so that makes sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or actually use a torque wrench to tighten the drain bolt instead of an impact. Uggy duggies!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking your car up, right before your eyes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just don’t smell the cork like a moron.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who needs psychedelics when you have Planet Fitness?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lego my ego.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you for your attention to this matter.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course they don’t exist, US intelligence even said so. The fact that there is zero radiation measured after the attacks shows there wasn’t even any nuclear bomb producing equipment in the areas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just curious⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Turn on the vibrator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is me when the alarm clock goes off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thing makes noise wallet goes empty⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a mechanic, you can pay me now to deal with it, or 10x as much if you ignore it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thing makes noise wallet goes empty⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is just tires out of balance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always nice to have a guest room⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cowabunga!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your life is so empty you invent a tape measure wristwatch⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Missing the watch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sour grapes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all about balance!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sour grapes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A good deed never goes unpunished.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has Slavic engineering gone too far?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So, gin.