Lemmyoutofhere
@Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
- Comment on why are we eatings shrimps 2 days ago:
That’s no shrimp.
- Comment on But I am mighty!! 3 days ago:
The British are the Americans of Europe, so that makes sense.
- Comment on Car 3 days ago:
Or actually use a torque wrench to tighten the drain bolt instead of an impact. Uggy duggies!!
- Comment on Car 3 days ago:
Fucking your car up, right before your eyes.
- Comment on Car 3 days ago:
Just don’t smell the cork like a moron.
- Comment on Who needs psychedelics when you have Planet Fitness? 6 days ago:
Lego my ego.
- Comment on Thank you for your attention to this matter. 1 week ago:
Of course they don’t exist, US intelligence even said so. The fact that there is zero radiation measured after the attacks shows there wasn’t even any nuclear bomb producing equipment in the areas.
- Comment on Just curious 1 week ago:
Turn on the vibrator.
- Comment on Shitpost 1 week ago:
This is me when the alarm clock goes off.
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 1 week ago:
As a mechanic, you can pay me now to deal with it, or 10x as much if you ignore it.
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 1 week ago:
That is just tires out of balance.
- Comment on Always nice to have a guest room 1 week ago:
Cowabunga!
- Comment on When your life is so empty you invent a tape measure wristwatch 1 week ago:
Missing the watch.
- Comment on Sour grapes 2 weeks ago:
It’s all about balance!
- Comment on Sour grapes 2 weeks ago:
A good deed never goes unpunished.
- Comment on Has Slavic engineering gone too far? 2 weeks ago:
So, gin.
- Comment on It must vex him 2 weeks ago:
It’s never lupus.
- Comment on His last pickup rolled over. 3 weeks ago:
Oh ya, need a snorkel for the Starbucks drive thru.
- Comment on I'm still not sure how to do this actually oh wait maybe... nope. 3 weeks ago:
And toilet seats.
- Comment on kwah 3 weeks ago:
Ya, that’s the whole point. It’s basically butter in pastry form.
- Comment on I got a feeling.. 3 weeks ago:
LYMP
- Comment on Truer stories have never been told 3 weeks ago:
You can just say “cock is short”
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- Comment on bomba fantastic 3 weeks ago:
Looks like somebody stuck Google eyes on a prosciutto.
- Comment on What a mess 3 weeks ago:
Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.
- Comment on What a mess 3 weeks ago:
Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.
- Comment on What's your favorite sport to watch or play? 4 weeks ago:
Racing cars, watching not so much, but driving yes.
- Comment on i live in the us. if i look up at the sky, i think i can see the canadians up above 4 weeks ago:
That’s where we piss.
- Comment on Weeeeeee 4 weeks ago:
Unexpexteditcrowd.com
- Comment on Good morning here is a terrible idea. 5 weeks ago:
As a childless uncle, this looks like a perfect gift.
