My favorite meme is “14 beers at chili’s” and they do not have a VIP section.
true story
Submitted 1 day ago by BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
nymer@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Lol imagine what a VIP table at a Chili’s consists of.
ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Like a holding cell of a Greensboro, NC police station
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Thats the booth near the bar where servers roll silverware.
Postimo@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Pshh, you have to imagine? I’ve lived it buddy.
QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 1 day ago
It’s a table covered in actual chilli
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
The chair isn’t stuck to the floor.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
The private table in the break room.
Krudler@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Keep imagining while my ambition and drive continues to handily pay my Chilli’s bill
insanemantis@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
The spelling of @entrapranure is just the cherry on top
Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 10 hours ago
Entramanure
deHaga@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Sounds like a linkedin lunatic
ClownStatue@piefed.social 1 day ago
Sounds like a manosphere influencer.
cinoreus@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Nah entraprenaure(the source) is a satire. But their satire is so on point most who land on their page don’t realise it’s satire.
Here’s one of their shorts youtube.com/shorts/N3CiOjTDTEs
ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 1 day ago
LunkedIn
Stolas@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
This sounds like one of those AI voiced stories that gets posted on facebook that my father listens to.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
its been on my camera roll since 2022
Stolas@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
I believe you. Just makes those stories worse, but people still believe them.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And then everyone clapped and the manager gave him $100€
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
DrPop@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I didn’t know Chili’s had a VIP section. Then again I’m a poor unambitious schlub.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You won’t believe what happens in the Chili’s Champagne Room.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
What’s so unbelievable about a dozen guys sitting around eating sticks of cold butter?
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
True, I was the table
ICastFist@programming.dev 10 hours ago
Can confirm. I was the ambition. I sat there.
maxthemummer@lemmus.org 9 hours ago
You must be my ambition. It just lies there, motionless, catatonic even.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Undoobitably@fedinsfw.app 23 hours ago
Successful people aren’t eating at Chili’s, lol
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
sounds like you dont know what real success looks like
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I know real success gets better ribs
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
That’s right I do curbside pickup
maxthemummer@lemmus.org 9 hours ago
You should see the dumps where he used to dine.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Disgusting dumps are the aftermath of Chili’s.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 day ago
Beautiful story. Thanks for sharing.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 day ago
He also got the “2 can dine for
$10.99$25.99” and ate it all.-price reflects adjustment for inflation.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Does the $26 include the cost of the gram of green he smoked to be able to eat the lovers special by himself?
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ah. See. Usually it’s my insanity that takes the other seat. No one asks. Insanity and me tend to just grab chairs and tables and put em together.
I’m no longer allowed at outback.
kablez@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!
dellish@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And everybody clapped.
mEEGal@lemmy.world 1 day ago
whispered
pay attention
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Applebee’s has a bip section?
pheelicks@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
Yes, the barely important person section is quite big.
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 day ago
“…sir.”
How you know it’s fake. No one calls a human in a Chili’s “Sir.”
BitUnWise@programming.dev 20 hours ago
I’ve only eaten at an Applebee’s once, and I assume Chili’s is the Tex Mex equivalent. Who’s eating at these places? The food is shit and it isn’t really cheaper than other places
rmuk@feddit.uk 10 hours ago
I visited the US a few years back and wanted to do what the local do so we went to Applebee’s. I had the most boring steak ever with a bunch of flavourless sides and later on ended up in A&E after I had a violent allergic reaction with an additive that is illegal in virtually every other country.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
middle age to old people who dont want to try anything new but want to go out for dinner
BigDiction@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Look if you bring your business (if incorporated) to a restaurant you are bringing a person by definition. It’s not just a person, but also a tax deductible expense.
Why the tolerant left doesn’t understand this is beyond me.
Widdershins@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
One of the last times I went to chili’s a car rolled over right in front. The VIP section is those booths by the front windows where you can see the street without gutting up. Chili’s has lost its appeal since nachos con carnage is a very rare treat.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Clickbate thumbnail
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It sucks my first movie I watched with him was The Day after Tomorrow, where he was too old to be a teenager.
Then I remember seeing him in Zodiac, where (to me) he looked too young to be a father across all those years.
So he he is flip flopping from too old and too young for evey movie. I love him in Prisoners, but he still looks like a cosplayer who accidentally became a police officer there
nullspace@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I sleep only 4 hours a day. I pick the raisins out of my Raisin Bran and replace them with grapes. Why? Because I only sleep four hours a day and I’m not thinking straight. Alpha grindset.
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Just buy Wheaties already.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Grape Bran doesn’t sound as appealing to be 💯
ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Branbape, luifids nedeed. Hydratede. Bambulanmps.
Shayeta@feddit.org 8 hours ago
You mean 4.5 hours? If not might as well shorten it to 3 since a sleep cycle is 90min and you’re wasting time if you sleep 4.