Sounds like a linkedin lunatic
true story
Submitted 3 weeks ago by BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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deHaga@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
ClownStatue@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Sounds like a manosphere influencer.
cinoreus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nah entraprenaure(the source) is a satire. But their satire is so on point most who land on their page don’t realise it’s satire.
Here’s one of their shorts youtube.com/shorts/N3CiOjTDTEs
ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
LunkedIn
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And then everyone clapped and the manager gave him $100€
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
nullspace@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I sleep only 4 hours a day. I pick the raisins out of my Raisin Bran and replace them with grapes. Why? Because I only sleep four hours a day and I’m not thinking straight. Alpha grindset.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Grape Bran doesn’t sound as appealing to be 💯
ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Branbape, luifids nedeed. Hydratede. Bambulanmps.
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Just buy Wheaties already.
Shayeta@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
You mean 4.5 hours? If not might as well shorten it to 3 since a sleep cycle is 90min and you’re wasting time if you sleep 4.
Stolas@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
This sounds like one of those AI voiced stories that gets posted on facebook that my father listens to.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
its been on my camera roll since 2022
Stolas@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I believe you. Just makes those stories worse, but people still believe them.
DrPop@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I didn’t know Chili’s had a VIP section. Then again I’m a poor unambitious schlub.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You won’t believe what happens in the Chili’s Champagne Room.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What’s so unbelievable about a dozen guys sitting around eating sticks of cold butter?
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 weeks ago
Beautiful story. Thanks for sharing.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
He also got the “2 can dine for
$10.99$25.99” and ate it all.-price reflects adjustment for inflation.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Does the $26 include the cost of the gram of green he smoked to be able to eat the lovers special by himself?
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
True, I was the table
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Can confirm. I was the ambition. I sat there.
maxthemummer@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
You must be my ambition. It just lies there, motionless, catatonic even.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ah. See. Usually it’s my insanity that takes the other seat. No one asks. Insanity and me tend to just grab chairs and tables and put em together.
I’m no longer allowed at outback.
Undoobitably@fedinsfw.app 3 weeks ago
Successful people aren’t eating at Chili’s, lol
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
sounds like you dont know what real success looks like
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I know real success gets better ribs
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s right I do curbside pickup
maxthemummer@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
You should see the dumps where he used to dine.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Disgusting dumps are the aftermath of Chili’s.
insanemantis@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The spelling of @entrapranure is just the cherry on top
Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Entramanure
dellish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And everybody clapped.
mEEGal@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
whispered
pay attention
kablez@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
“…sir.”
How you know it’s fake. No one calls a human in a Chili’s “Sir.”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Applebee’s has a bip section?
pheelicks@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Yes, the barely important person section is quite big.
ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My favorite meme is “14 beers at chili’s” and they do not have a VIP section.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just because you’ve never been invited doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Probably because of the 14 beers.
BitUnWise@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I’ve only eaten at an Applebee’s once, and I assume Chili’s is the Tex Mex equivalent. Who’s eating at these places? The food is shit and it isn’t really cheaper than other places
rmuk@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
I visited the US a few years back and wanted to do what the local do so we went to Applebee’s. I had the most boring steak ever with a bunch of flavourless sides and later on ended up in A&E after I had a violent allergic reaction with an additive that is illegal in virtually every other country.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
middle age to old people who dont want to try anything new but want to go out for dinner
BigDiction@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Look if you bring your business (if incorporated) to a restaurant you are bringing a person by definition. It’s not just a person, but also a tax deductible expense.
Why the tolerant left doesn’t understand this is beyond me.
Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
One of the last times I went to chili’s a car rolled over right in front. The VIP section is those booths by the front windows where you can see the street without gutting up. Chili’s has lost its appeal since nachos con carnage is a very rare treat.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Clickbate thumbnail
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It sucks my first movie I watched with him was The Day after Tomorrow, where he was too old to be a teenager.
Then I remember seeing him in Zodiac, where (to me) he looked too young to be a father across all those years.
So he he is flip flopping from too old and too young for evey movie. I love him in Prisoners, but he still looks like a cosplayer who accidentally became a police officer there
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
People clapped?
rhinestones@europe.pub 2 weeks ago
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nymer@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Lol imagine what a VIP table at a Chili’s consists of.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Thats the booth near the bar where servers roll silverware.
Postimo@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Pshh, you have to imagine? I’ve lived it buddy.
QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
It’s a table covered in actual chilli
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
The chair isn’t stuck to the floor.
ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Like a holding cell of a Greensboro, NC police station
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That… is a very specific flavor of grim
Krudler@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Keep imagining while my ambition and drive continues to handily pay my Chilli’s bill
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The private table in the break room.