ClownStatue
@ClownStatue@piefed.social
- Comment on GOAT 3 days ago:
Let’s also not forget that the alleged 🐐 fucker’s 🐐 fucking best friend wrote to someone else:
“I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body.”
- Comment on Nancy Takes Out a Loan 1 week ago:
Wow! And here I thought my comment was cynical!
- Comment on A $5 Million Donation From Big Tobacco Preceded F.D.A. Vape Decision 1 week ago:
indivisible.org
- Comment on Nancy Takes Out a Loan 1 week ago:
So are we to believe the banker gave her the loan, bought her ice cream, and is now charging her interest on the $2?
- Comment on gen x 2 weeks ago:
Gen-xer here. Grew up wearing one all the time. Also rode in the back of a pick-up plenty of times (sans seatbelt). Fuck off with your horribly conceived inter-generational rage bait.
- Comment on Shittexting with my wife 1 month ago:
Does that count as a moon landing?
- Comment on irony is pressing 1 month ago:
My old hotmail gets all that stuff. Awhile back they added some stuff to automatically keep it clean-ish, mainly the sweep feature. Plus I have addy.io that forwards a bunch of stuff to it.
- Comment on Wait....IS that what I meant?? 1 month ago:
I was talking to a friend today about an article I read trying to suggest that his “civilization destruction” tweet could’ve been an example of the old Russian “escalate to de-escalate” doctrine that’s never been proven to exist. While the article made some interesting points, including that Trump received Iran’s 10 points that were used for the ceasefire before sending that tweet (I have no idea if this is true), I laughed when telling my friend, “Trump doesn’t even play checkers, let alone this kind of entry-level chess!”
- Comment on CONSTANTLY being one upped by Uncle Ronnie 1 month ago:
Sounds like your uncle has a secret about your parents!
- Comment on I can SHOW you the WORLD 1 month ago:
Ooh. Swal one of the participating characters for Mario or a Ninja Turtle… I have to go.
- Comment on How will you celebrate? 1 month ago:
I’ve said for awhile that I refuse to wish for the death of anyone. Just bad Karma there.
BUT, I never said I wouldn’t celebrate the death of a bad person. So I’m ordering a bad person’s recent quote about another person’s death to be printed on a T-shirt I will only wear twice: on the day the bad person dies, and on the day of that person’s funeral.
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I may wear it subsequent times on the bad person’s birthday.
- Comment on I can SHOW you the WORLD 1 month ago:
Not enough - Sound can easily be removed from videos. You need to make sure there’s licensed Disney IP littered around the room, and ideally involved in the sex act(s). Maybe dress like a Star Wars or Marvel character. Better yet, one dresses like a SW character, and the other(s) dress like a Disney Princess™. Also, have Fantasia or Sleeping Beauty, one of the classics, playing on the TV in the background. Make “Disney” the kink theme of the video. Make it a category keyword on the upload. Include the full proper character names everywhere you can. Really ensure that target is as big as you can make it.
- Comment on Why Episode 3 Season 3 Star Trek Strange New Worlds has only a 7 stars? Is one of the best episodes of the serie. 1 month ago:
Honestly, 7 on IMDB is about my cutoff for “probably decent” if I’m going in cold on a show.
- Comment on What is a good alternative Android app to Micro$oft Lens (to scan and concatenate images as pdf)? 1 month ago:
Don’t have to use Notes. The Files app will do it too, and will save directly to iCloud.
- Comment on In reference to kitchen wrap (aluminum, paper or plastic), do you prefer to tear up against the lid, or down against the box? 1 month ago:
Yeah. This always seemed pretty obvious.
- Comment on Guys, am I alpha? 1 month ago:
I’ve never thought about it that way, but it really does make sense. I think the only time I ever see this guy is screenshots of his crazy tweets.
- Comment on I have a plan 1 month ago:
Don’t threaten me with a good time, Canada.
- Comment on What's the best time during hockey season to visit Canada? 1 month ago:
The precursor to is was called Letterkenny. Not as much about hockey, but similarly weirdly funny. Made by the same guy (who plays Shorsey). Shorsey also makes an appearance.
- Comment on If only someone warned people about getting involved in a land war in Asia 1 month ago:
Sad thing about this meme is neither of those war criminals will ever face a single consequence for their crimes.
- Comment on What's the best time during hockey season to visit Canada? 1 month ago:
if you haven’t seen the show Shorsey yet, it’s a funny send-up of the kind of hockey I’m talking about.
- Comment on What's the best time during hockey season to visit Canada? 1 month ago:
I see everyone offering NHL advice here, but there are also leagues below the NHL, and you can often see some pretty good hockey for not much money. Where I live (not in Canada), we had an AHL team, which is 1 level below the NHL. The hockey was fun to watch, and good tickets could be had for less than $100/person.
- Comment on Most people just won't be able to do it, but Brian may. 2 months ago:
It’s never stopped me from trying, though!
- Comment on marriage update 2 months ago:
Lover’s Style? I’m surprised this hasn’t been jumped on yet. “All Conquering?” “(Power) Bottom?” “70s Porn?”
- Comment on Today is the day 2 months ago:
Yup
- Comment on billy 2 months ago:
His “pants” could be the head basket.
- Comment on billy 2 months ago:
Blood, and/or Guillermo is a ginger… and bloody.
- Comment on billy 2 months ago:
This could be a children’s cartoon. Guillermo & Molly. Give Guillermo a red moustache, though.
- Comment on If a revolution started tomorrow in the US to get rid of Trump, could the majority of society use hit and run tactics successfully? Or what would be the tactics the rebels would use? 2 months ago:
You’re assuming the military would take part. If there was open rebellion in the US, it would probably cause a fracture in every branch of the military. The ones who leave would likely take up arms with the rebels, bringing their strategic and tactical expertise.
- Comment on With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake? 2 months ago:
Depends on the cake. For most cake, either will do, but I prefer a fork. For tres leches ice cream cake, or similar cakes, spoon.
- Comment on Hey guys I'm home 2 months ago:
Plot twist: draft dodgers will be sent to El Salvador and lose their US citizenship. SCOTUS will OK this b/c if you’re unwilling to “defend” the US, you don’t deserve citizenship.
