ClownStatue
@ClownStatue@piefed.social
- Comment on Real estate photography 1 day ago:
Holy shit, you’re right! And I was sober, even!
- Comment on Real estate photography 2 days ago:
If you’re not going the VPS route it’s even easier. Pangolin handles the wireguard tunnel for you with a docket container running newt. Very straightforward.
My goals have been:
- Avoid opening ports on my home network.
- Don’t require people using my services to join my Tailnet (or some other VPN).
- Require 2FA/passkeys (via Authentik for the moment) on anything that’s publicly accessible.
There’s plenty of YT stuff out there for Pangolin, but I haven’t seen a lot for their cloud service. Personally, I prefer it to self-hosting it. Similar to tailscale, the free tier meets my needs, and their security team is (hopefully) more competent and better staffed than… me.
Of course, you get what you pay for, but I see this as a similar position as Tailscale & Cloudflare. With my free account, I’m piggy-backing off the security infrastructure of their enterprise offerings. Obviously I don’t get all the fine-grained controls of those tiers, but like the other two companies, they have a reputation to uphold, and from that perspective a breech is a breech. Even if it only affects free tier users, it makes them look bad.
- Comment on Real estate photography 2 days ago:
A long time ago I was doom scrolling Facebook, and I came across an ad for NFL-branded triptych art. This particular ad was in a master bedroom, and over the bed was hung the Carolina Panthers logo with their slogan “Keep Pounding!”
I immediately saved it because of course I did, and now I can’t find it. Still makes me laugh, though.
- Comment on For when you need to make a shitpost 2 days ago:
Legendary Amazon review section on those!
- Comment on Fellow Bootstraps Buddy 👋 1 week ago:
How millionaires look defending billionaires who don’t give a fuck about them.
- Comment on True words of wisdom 2 weeks ago:
Good point! I’ve probably peed off more boats than in the woods (or yard, as the case may be).
- Always down wind. 2.(If possible) aim for something that can bend while it breaks the stream (something rigid, like a tree trunk, can result in spashback)
- Comment on There was an attempt... 2 weeks ago:
Says a lot about the general consensus about a country that none of your neighboring countries think you could be the source of their rise in an STD. Some countries fuck. Some don’t.
- Comment on DOGE cut 20% of APHIS the agency that protects U.S. agriculture and now the screwworm parasite that wipes out livestock has returned to the U.S 2 weeks ago:
Exactly. Every one of those fuckers will happily vote R again after their herds all die off, because “RepUbLIcnS er BeTr for du EcoNiMeE!”
- Comment on True words of wisdom 2 weeks ago:
Always pee downwind.
- Comment on GOAT 3 weeks ago:
Let’s also not forget that the alleged 🐐 fucker’s 🐐 fucking best friend wrote to someone else:
“I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body.”
- Comment on Nancy Takes Out a Loan 4 weeks ago:
Wow! And here I thought my comment was cynical!
- Comment on A $5 Million Donation From Big Tobacco Preceded F.D.A. Vape Decision 4 weeks ago:
indivisible.org
- Comment on Nancy Takes Out a Loan 4 weeks ago:
So are we to believe the banker gave her the loan, bought her ice cream, and is now charging her interest on the $2?
- Comment on gen x 5 weeks ago:
Gen-xer here. Grew up wearing one all the time. Also rode in the back of a pick-up plenty of times (sans seatbelt). Fuck off with your horribly conceived inter-generational rage bait.
- Comment on Shittexting with my wife 2 months ago:
Does that count as a moon landing?
- Comment on irony is pressing 2 months ago:
My old hotmail gets all that stuff. Awhile back they added some stuff to automatically keep it clean-ish, mainly the sweep feature. Plus I have addy.io that forwards a bunch of stuff to it.
- Comment on Wait....IS that what I meant?? 2 months ago:
I was talking to a friend today about an article I read trying to suggest that his “civilization destruction” tweet could’ve been an example of the old Russian “escalate to de-escalate” doctrine that’s never been proven to exist. While the article made some interesting points, including that Trump received Iran’s 10 points that were used for the ceasefire before sending that tweet (I have no idea if this is true), I laughed when telling my friend, “Trump doesn’t even play checkers, let alone this kind of entry-level chess!”
- Comment on CONSTANTLY being one upped by Uncle Ronnie 2 months ago:
Sounds like your uncle has a secret about your parents!
- Comment on I can SHOW you the WORLD 2 months ago:
Ooh. Swal one of the participating characters for Mario or a Ninja Turtle… I have to go.
- Comment on How will you celebrate? 2 months ago:
I’ve said for awhile that I refuse to wish for the death of anyone. Just bad Karma there.
BUT, I never said I wouldn’t celebrate the death of a bad person. So I’m ordering a bad person’s recent quote about another person’s death to be printed on a T-shirt I will only wear twice: on the day the bad person dies, and on the day of that person’s funeral.
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I may wear it subsequent times on the bad person’s birthday.
- Comment on I can SHOW you the WORLD 2 months ago:
Not enough - Sound can easily be removed from videos. You need to make sure there’s licensed Disney IP littered around the room, and ideally involved in the sex act(s). Maybe dress like a Star Wars or Marvel character. Better yet, one dresses like a SW character, and the other(s) dress like a Disney Princess™. Also, have Fantasia or Sleeping Beauty, one of the classics, playing on the TV in the background. Make “Disney” the kink theme of the video. Make it a category keyword on the upload. Include the full proper character names everywhere you can. Really ensure that target is as big as you can make it.
- Comment on Why Episode 3 Season 3 Star Trek Strange New Worlds has only a 7 stars? Is one of the best episodes of the serie. 2 months ago:
Honestly, 7 on IMDB is about my cutoff for “probably decent” if I’m going in cold on a show.
- Comment on What is a good alternative Android app to Micro$oft Lens (to scan and concatenate images as pdf)? 2 months ago:
Don’t have to use Notes. The Files app will do it too, and will save directly to iCloud.
- Comment on In reference to kitchen wrap (aluminum, paper or plastic), do you prefer to tear up against the lid, or down against the box? 2 months ago:
Yeah. This always seemed pretty obvious.
- Comment on Guys, am I alpha? 2 months ago:
I’ve never thought about it that way, but it really does make sense. I think the only time I ever see this guy is screenshots of his crazy tweets.
- Comment on I have a plan 2 months ago:
Don’t threaten me with a good time, Canada.
- Comment on What's the best time during hockey season to visit Canada? 2 months ago:
The precursor to is was called Letterkenny. Not as much about hockey, but similarly weirdly funny. Made by the same guy (who plays Shorsey). Shorsey also makes an appearance.
- Comment on If only someone warned people about getting involved in a land war in Asia 2 months ago:
Sad thing about this meme is neither of those war criminals will ever face a single consequence for their crimes.
- Comment on What's the best time during hockey season to visit Canada? 2 months ago:
if you haven’t seen the show Shorsey yet, it’s a funny send-up of the kind of hockey I’m talking about.
- Comment on What's the best time during hockey season to visit Canada? 2 months ago:
I see everyone offering NHL advice here, but there are also leagues below the NHL, and you can often see some pretty good hockey for not much money. Where I live (not in Canada), we had an AHL team, which is 1 level below the NHL. The hockey was fun to watch, and good tickets could be had for less than $100/person.