ClownStatue
@ClownStatue@piefed.social
- Comment on true story 4 days ago:
Exactly my original point!
- Comment on true story 4 days ago:
Oh, I got that it was satire. Wasn’t actually subtle at all. Just sounded like satire of a Chus like Andrew Tate, or that weird “Alpha Male” dick from Twitter.
- Comment on true story 5 days ago:
Sounds like a manosphere influencer.
- Comment on 🤔🤔🤔 1 week ago:
Competitive sex is porn. They literally give out awards every year in Vegas.
- Comment on Budget witchcraft 1 week ago:
Budget!? That’s a fucking Dorito! You know how much those cost these days?!
That said, the Dorito is what make me LOL.
- Comment on Wisdom 1 week ago:
Tasty boobies
- Comment on Make Congress Earn Average American Wage. 1 week ago:
They can have a retirement plan, like anyone else. There needs to be a federal law (or amendment) requiring any elected or politically appointed individual to put assets into a blind trust. And they can’t just name their kid(s) as temporary custodians of their assets. Any assets you owned the 2-years prior to running are placed in a trust unless they were sold to a third party.
- Comment on So I heard you all like to see tits getting clean 2 weeks ago:
Now these are the tiddies I can get into!
- Comment on Inside McDonald’s push to have AI price your Big Mac 2 weeks ago:
Thank you so much whatever asshole invented “surge pricing.”
- Comment on Get Maced 3 weeks ago:
The more she says, the more here inevitable porn parody writes itself.
- Comment on Of course I love you 4 weeks ago:
Best man is her step-bro, I’m betting!
- Comment on business is business 1 month ago:
She’s not really full of shit, but she is being kind of bitchy. Meanwhile, Xavier’s just a trolling asshole.
- Comment on business is business 1 month ago:
Not to mention the skill of moving around a wedding in an unobtrusive manner so as to both capture great shots and not distract from the ceremony too much. A good wedding photographer is worth more than $100-300. But, people getting married should get what they can afford. Even if that’s a ride to the courthouse and your friend with the newest smartphone that has the better camera. Great photos are nice to have. Any photo from your wedding is going to bring back the memory.
- Comment on Cheeseus Christ, the comments 2 months ago:
Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.
Brand new sentence!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
- It was a different time…
/s if not obvious
- Comment on We hate him no matter who he represents. 2 months ago:
Does this count as a shitpost? I mean it’s about a piece of shit, but I’m not sure it’s the same thing.
- Comment on Tasting the Smell ☣️ 2 months ago:
I read a long time ago to do 1 spritz of cologne to the middle of the chest, ideally right after showering. I think the body heat and it usually being covered up by clothing helps with the overall scent. Can’t remember the details.
Also, mom told me when I was a teen, “The only person who should be able to smell your cologne is the person hugging you.” That’s always been my guide.
- Comment on Hop on brother 2 months ago:
You can, and should, read every single part of this post in the Hulkster’s voice. Including this comment, BROTHER!
- Comment on Tasting the Smell ☣️ 2 months ago:
To be fair, if you start regularly showering and keep up with the same amount of cologne, the cologne will become the problem. As it is, the cologne is a problem, along with at least one or two other more serious problems.
- Comment on Maybe next time 3 months ago:
Pretty sure that stand requires a MAC-10, not an Uzi.
- Comment on Urine Luck 3 months ago:
Seven or eight?
I got curious and asked the Sky Brain about this. It got a little “Clinton-esque.”
- Comment on Do you think that Trump is the most hated U.S. president? 3 months ago:
How many have died because of DOGE’s reckless cuts?
- Comment on clean that up 3 months ago:
Gen X here - don’t lump me in with fucking boomers! I’m just as angry as y’all are, and have been for longer.
That said, thanks for remembering we exist.
- Comment on usb 3 months ago:
I did that, and also laughed way too hard at the same time.
- Comment on America continues to fall behind the rest of the world 3 months ago:
Don’t kid yourself. They’ve learned plenty.
- Comment on Horror story 3 months ago:
O don’t think I’ve ever had to sign into Teams (PR Outlook, for that matter) in my desktop. Mobile, I have to after changing my password. I assumed all the MS apps signed me in with my domain login on my laptop. On weird issue I have is things like SharePoint and Dynamics 365 asking me to sign in again after its already brought up the site, and clicking the button to do it just brings a blank pop-up that immediately disappears and I’m logged “for real” I guess.
- Comment on As Chinese Tech Pulls Ahead, U.S. Fears It Will Become Dependent 3 months ago:
Maybe the government should do something to encourage research and development. Oh, wait…
- Comment on Trump Blames Vandals for Reflecting Pool Problems. Internal Records Tell Another Story. 3 months ago:
Interesting times when (at least) half of all political reporting in the US is simply investigating/reporting what most people already know/assume. Not arguing against its necessity, receipts are important if any of this stuff ever goes in front of judges.
- Comment on Real estate photography 3 months ago:
Holy shit, you’re right! And I was sober, even!
- Comment on Real estate photography 3 months ago:
If you’re not going the VPS route it’s even easier. Pangolin handles the wireguard tunnel for you with a docket container running newt. Very straightforward.
My goals have been:
- Avoid opening ports on my home network.
- Don’t require people using my services to join my Tailnet (or some other VPN).
- Require 2FA/passkeys (via Authentik for the moment) on anything that’s publicly accessible.
There’s plenty of YT stuff out there for Pangolin, but I haven’t seen a lot for their cloud service. Personally, I prefer it to self-hosting it. Similar to tailscale, the free tier meets my needs, and their security team is (hopefully) more competent and better staffed than… me.
Of course, you get what you pay for, but I see this as a similar position as Tailscale & Cloudflare. With my free account, I’m piggy-backing off the security infrastructure of their enterprise offerings. Obviously I don’t get all the fine-grained controls of those tiers, but like the other two companies, they have a reputation to uphold, and from that perspective a breech is a breech. Even if it only affects free tier users, it makes them look bad.
