ClownStatue
@ClownStatue@piefed.social
- Comment on Most people just won't be able to do it, but Brian may. 2 days ago:
It’s never stopped me from trying, though!
- Comment on marriage update 3 days ago:
Lover’s Style? I’m surprised this hasn’t been jumped on yet. “All Conquering?” “(Power) Bottom?” “70s Porn?”
- Comment on Today is the day 1 week ago:
Yup
- Comment on billy 1 week ago:
His “pants” could be the head basket.
- Comment on billy 1 week ago:
Blood, and/or Guillermo is a ginger… and bloody.
- Comment on billy 1 week ago:
This could be a children’s cartoon. Guillermo & Molly. Give Guillermo a red moustache, though.
- Comment on If a revolution started tomorrow in the US to get rid of Trump, could the majority of society use hit and run tactics successfully? Or what would be the tactics the rebels would use? 1 week ago:
You’re assuming the military would take part. If there was open rebellion in the US, it would probably cause a fracture in every branch of the military. The ones who leave would likely take up arms with the rebels, bringing their strategic and tactical expertise.
- Comment on With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake? 1 week ago:
Depends on the cake. For most cake, either will do, but I prefer a fork. For tres leches ice cream cake, or similar cakes, spoon.
- Comment on Hey guys I'm home 2 weeks ago:
Plot twist: draft dodgers will be sent to El Salvador and lose their US citizenship. SCOTUS will OK this b/c if you’re unwilling to “defend” the US, you don’t deserve citizenship.
- Comment on Google Fiber will be sold to private equity firm and merge with cable company 2 weeks ago:
Google being Google.
- Comment on But Alex, we just met! I'd be lying if I said I wasn't flattered though. Middle America would never understand. 2 weeks ago:
And eat nothing but beans, broccoli, & cauliflower the day before.
- Comment on Explain it like I'm 5: Why is everyone on speakerphone in public? 2 weeks ago:
What was amusing in Star Trek was when Spock pinched that dickhead’s lights out.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 3 weeks ago:
If you bought your dial-up internet from your local newspaper, there’s a pretty good chance I was doing tech support for it.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 3 weeks ago:
Mine was somewhere in the 2 millions. I probably still have it saved somewhere.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
The current state of affairs in the US.
- Comment on Sell your RAM, and quickly go from COD to the real world. 4 weeks ago:
Timely. I have a feeling armed citizens might be necessary soon in at least one country.
- Comment on K.I.S.S. 5 weeks ago:
I never thought it was shit. For sure, it was the weakest of the three by a pretty good measure, but it does end the story decently enough. Plus, considering the success of the first two, there was nowhere to go but down with the third one!
- Comment on He should abstine 5 weeks ago:
Great, now I can imagine the prompt, “make an image of Trump with trademark neck vagina and Rambo’s body…”
- Comment on He should abstine 5 weeks ago:
You know how I know this isn’t AI?
Neck vagina.
- Comment on Donald es numero uno!!! #️⃣1️⃣ 5 weeks ago:
I mean, maybe he saw a poll by Liberty or Bob Jones U that said Trump’s approval rating went from 29% to 34%. BIGLY GAINS!
- Comment on The ultimate "flex" 1 month ago:
Texas: Fucking Florida!
Florida: Fucking Texas!
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 1 month ago:
I would try dish soap and a toothbrush first. If that doesn’t work, a weak bleach/water mixture might work, but make sure to rinse it well. Too much bleach can discolor it. I’m sure there are some howto videos out there.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 1 month ago:
For me, I have a tendon issue in a couple of toes that refuses to heal. I can’t walk around barefooted without aggravating it. So I have a couple pair of slides that are only house shoes.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 1 month ago:
I don’t do that.
Yet.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 1 month ago:
I wear house shoes. What does that make me?
- Comment on me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay 1 month ago:
Was the bathtub occupied?
- Comment on America Is Slow-Walking Into a Polymarket Disaster 2 months ago:
While I hate the automatic inclusion of betting into most sports reporting today, it doesn’t trouble me anywhere near as much as the political scenarios the article lays out. Some pretty scary stuff in there!
- Comment on Trump Sets Fraudster Free From Prison for a Second Time 2 months ago:
The onion is going to win a Pulitzer before this nightmare is over.
- Comment on I am definitely a bird me personally 2 months ago:
Depends on which state this happens in. The south? Absolutely!
- Comment on When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child 2 months ago:
Best pro tip ever. And not just eBay, either.
