She’s sponsored by Big Parma
Cheeseus Christ, the comments
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Comments
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
58008@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m so autistic that the idea of mixing any kind of food with bodily greaseholes is beyond horrendous to me, even if it’s something other than stinking cheese. Like, I’ll happily chomp on whatever bodypart you want me to, but if you first drizzle delicious syrup on it, forget it. Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.
ClownStatue@piefed.social 2 months ago
Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.
Brand new sentence!
FishFace@piefed.social 2 months ago
non-overlapping magesteria
My SIDES
nyctre@piefed.social 2 months ago
But sweet and salty mix is so good tho
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Relax, nothing will be mixed. Parmesan crust is not edible.
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
People often cook with the rind, and it is absolutely edible.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[×] The French hated that.
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
You know that’s how we probably got cheese? Some woman with a yeast literally put her hand in the yeast area, then in the milk container and created cheese accidentally.
Or feet! It could have been a guy with the most stinky feet. We just don’t know.
undefinedValue@programming.dev 2 months ago
Cheese requires some stomach enzymes or something like that, making it wildly unlikely the first cheese was human derived.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I thought it was nomadic people carrying milk in animal bladders or something
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
I’d rather the second from the right myself.
ynthrepic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d rather the one under her crotch.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I never thought I’d say this, but I’m a center-right kinda guy.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
You mean the one under her asshole?
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Good point, SatansMagottyCumFart!
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Okay but thats kinda the point of the ad. Sadly i dont like cheese but i might try out the gymnast crotch cheese 💀
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
You don’t even eat that part of the wheel tho…
Tiral@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yet…
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
You soak it in marinara sauce
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Italian national rugby team has an official meat sponsor
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Mike Bass, it will cost you everything
successfulgreen126@lemmy.world 2 months ago
oh damn 😂😭
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Oh god it’s e-girl bathwater all over again but now it’s gymnast straddle cheese.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s terrible…these prices. I’ll take the first wheel.
tea_n_typewriters@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“This cheese smells like feet!”
“Sir, that cheese wasn’t in the photo.”
MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 2 months ago
I need to make sure what website people can purchase this so I can stay away from it.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Well on the one hand, cheese is delicious.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“Cheese and pussy, together at last!”
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wasn’t some influencer selling cheese made from her vaginal yeast?
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Sounds something Gwyneth Paltrow would do
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What a joke.
Should have made beer.
Mac@mander.xyz 2 months ago
“all over again” as if it ever stopped lol
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Found the bathwater subscriber.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pommel horse cheese is where it’s at.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Do whatever you want to your horse, keep me out of it.