She’s sponsored by Big Parma
Cheeseus Christ, the comments
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Comments
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
58008@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m so autistic that the idea of mixing any kind of food with bodily greaseholes is beyond horrendous to me, even if it’s something other than stinking cheese. Like, I’ll happily chomp on whatever bodypart you want me to, but if you first drizzle delicious syrup on it, forget it. Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.
ClownStatue@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.
Brand new sentence!
FishFace@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
non-overlapping magesteria
My SIDES
nyctre@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
But sweet and salty mix is so good tho
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Relax, nothing will be mixed. Parmesan crust is not edible.
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
People often cook with the rind, and it is absolutely edible.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
[×] The French hated that.
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
You know that’s how we probably got cheese? Some woman with a yeast literally put her hand in the yeast area, then in the milk container and created cheese accidentally.
Or feet! It could have been a guy with the most stinky feet. We just don’t know.
undefinedValue@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Cheese requires some stomach enzymes or something like that, making it wildly unlikely the first cheese was human derived.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I thought it was nomadic people carrying milk in animal bladders or something
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
I’d rather the second from the right myself.
ynthrepic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’d rather the one under her crotch.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I never thought I’d say this, but I’m a center-right kinda guy.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
You mean the one under her asshole?
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Good point, SatansMagottyCumFart!
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Okay but thats kinda the point of the ad. Sadly i dont like cheese but i might try out the gymnast crotch cheese 💀
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
You don’t even eat that part of the wheel tho…
Tiral@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yet…
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
You soak it in marinara sauce
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Italian national rugby team has an official meat sponsor
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
Mike Bass, it will cost you everything
successfulgreen126@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
oh damn 😂😭
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Oh god it’s e-girl bathwater all over again but now it’s gymnast straddle cheese.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s terrible…these prices. I’ll take the first wheel.
tea_n_typewriters@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“This cheese smells like feet!”
“Sir, that cheese wasn’t in the photo.”
MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
I need to make sure what website people can purchase this so I can stay away from it.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Well on the one hand, cheese is delicious.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
“Cheese and pussy, together at last!”
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wasn’t some influencer selling cheese made from her vaginal yeast?
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Sounds something Gwyneth Paltrow would do
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
What a joke.
Should have made beer.
Mac@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
“all over again” as if it ever stopped lol
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Found the bathwater subscriber.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pommel horse cheese is where it’s at.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Do whatever you want to your horse, keep me out of it.