She’s sponsored by Big Parma
Cheeseus Christ, the comments
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Comments
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
58008@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m so autistic that the idea of mixing any kind of food with bodily greaseholes is beyond horrendous to me, even if it’s something other than stinking cheese. Like, I’ll happily chomp on whatever bodypart you want me to, but if you first drizzle delicious syrup on it, forget it. Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.
ClownStatue@piefed.social 1 month ago
Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.
Brand new sentence!
FishFace@piefed.social 1 month ago
non-overlapping magesteria
My SIDES
nyctre@piefed.social 1 month ago
But sweet and salty mix is so good tho
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Relax, nothing will be mixed. Parmesan crust is not edible.
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
People often cook with the rind, and it is absolutely edible.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[×] The French hated that.
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
You know that’s how we probably got cheese? Some woman with a yeast literally put her hand in the yeast area, then in the milk container and created cheese accidentally.
Or feet! It could have been a guy with the most stinky feet. We just don’t know.
undefinedValue@programming.dev 1 month ago
Cheese requires some stomach enzymes or something like that, making it wildly unlikely the first cheese was human derived.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought it was nomadic people carrying milk in animal bladders or something
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
I’d rather the second from the right myself.
ynthrepic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d rather the one under her crotch.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I never thought I’d say this, but I’m a center-right kinda guy.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
You mean the one under her asshole?
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Good point, SatansMagottyCumFart!
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Okay but thats kinda the point of the ad. Sadly i dont like cheese but i might try out the gymnast crotch cheese 💀
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
You don’t even eat that part of the wheel tho…
Tiral@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yet…
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
You soak it in marinara sauce
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Italian national rugby team has an official meat sponsor
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
Mike Bass, it will cost you everything
successfulgreen126@lemmy.world 1 month ago
oh damn 😂😭
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oh god it’s e-girl bathwater all over again but now it’s gymnast straddle cheese.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s terrible…these prices. I’ll take the first wheel.
tea_n_typewriters@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“This cheese smells like feet!”
“Sir, that cheese wasn’t in the photo.”
MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 1 month ago
I need to make sure what website people can purchase this so I can stay away from it.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Well on the one hand, cheese is delicious.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“Cheese and pussy, together at last!”
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wasn’t some influencer selling cheese made from her vaginal yeast?
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Sounds something Gwyneth Paltrow would do
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What a joke.
Should have made beer.
Mac@mander.xyz 1 month ago
“all over again” as if it ever stopped lol
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Found the bathwater subscriber.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pommel horse cheese is where it’s at.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Do whatever you want to your horse, keep me out of it.