Grostleton

@Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The most unrealistic part of Odyssey is the journey taking 20 years⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “Sam, you’re breaking the car!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t you lie to me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, apparently I can just go apologize to some dude in a little box at church and get off scott free so…

  Yoink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how babby is formed⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to do way instain mother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Slenderman getting desperate these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That sucks dude, shoulda worn a condom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meerp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  youerp*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mr Burns, is really⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Boo-urns!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hell yeah.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nonsense, they could if they wanted but are already so big it’s not worth their time to bother.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Source: Trust me, bro⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  And then, every time you go to get it washed:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this sufficiently advanced technology?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  👾WAGA LAKA BOODONGI NI CROPO NALINGKI👾

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it now!!!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are without a doubt the worst congressperson I’ve ever heard of⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Civic duty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The assholes in my city don’t even pay you enough to cover parking in the local parking garages they fucking recommend you use let alone gas or meal expenses for the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it now!!!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer bun loafs

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should've just picked a better password⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At that point you just slap random letters and numbers without paying attention and then waste an hour+ contacting IT to get it reset because you “forgot” and got locked out.

  Password policy is mostly bullshit anyway since most “hackers” these days are just performing social engineering on morons with no sense in order to get in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨forg 🍄⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  or what?

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  tode butt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Air Flexo⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “pov you are bruh and you are in nebula by yourself”

  ???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truely dire times⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Flawed experiment. What are the results when a pregnant Batman gets on?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same, toast buddy. Same.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there kiddo. This is a Christian community you can’t say"fr**k" around here. Tone it down, OK?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same, toast buddy. Same.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That toast burned our crops, poisoned the water supply, and delivered a plague onto our houses!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I choose you, magikarp! now hit 'em with a splash attack!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prang mantas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I loss a couple brain cells reading it, do that counted?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨guys batteries were on sale⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How much were the gals batteries tho?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck your friends⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Do ya like jazz, Evan?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember, Kids:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck that, I look forward to the inaction. I only do shit to facilitate not doing shit later!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨today you sit home miserable with your head buried in your phone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Grandpa got a bad case of nostalgia today, poor fella.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨David Attenbro voice:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Listen dude, if you wanna fuck a crocodile I’m not stopping you. It’s still an animal that you’d be fucking though, no matter how progressive you want to pretend you are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horse Drawn from Memory⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  HOPSF

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey hey, no spoilers I haven’t gotten to see The Odyssey yet!