Knock knock

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• Thorry@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Luke can use his massive dong to knock on the door (image is a side view)

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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So he’s frowning because he can’t crank that massive hog.

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean, friction against flat surfaces exists

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    • Thorry@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a two man job

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  • RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    lol

    That is literally the premise of a joke we told in the 1970s - but it’s probably much older

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s a whole genre of these missing limb jokes, often puns.

  What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen

  What do you call a man with a prosthetic toe? Roberto

  What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the ground? Matt

  What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob

  What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

  What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter what you call them, they aren’t gonna come

  How do you get a one-armed person out of a tree? You wave

  Etc.

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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cow with two legs is lean beef.

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What do you call a buck without any eyes? No-eye deer

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• titty_wizard2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wow. That a hodge-podge mundel mugabe-grade shit. It’s not even a shitpost, it’s just pure shit.

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  • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Calm down Luke.

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah like Luke could just knock with his knee or foot. No reason to be all up in arms about it.

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    • titty_wizard2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wrong name. Guess again.

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  • lena@gregtech.eu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Calm down >1 day old titty_wizard2

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    • titty_wizard2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m very calm, my friend

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Heh my kid had a T-shirt like this.

  Except black-on-white.

  And his name is Bob.

  It was like $2 on Temu and it was his favorite shirt until it fell apart in the wash a week later.

  J/k. It’s made of plastic. The shirt will outlive him and probably the rest of humanity.

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