JasonDJ
@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
- Comment on I wonder why the world is on fire? A mystery 4 hours ago:
Nah that’s why it’s called “The American Dream”. The point is, we’re supposed to be fantasizing about a better life in the future if we just endure a little hardship now.
That sounds shockingly similar to the tactics used by religion. And pedophiles in vans. It’s weird how they are all the same thing.
- Comment on The end of civilization costs $5 23 hours ago:
Others don’t trust their water even if it technically meets EPA standards.
Less “don’t trust the water”, more “don’t trust the EPA”. And under this administration, who can blame them.
It’s a shame that our options are “Lead and PFAS” or “Microplastics and maybe PFAS”.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
Nguyen?
Americans, ironically, can’t say it.
- Comment on S O U P 1 day ago:
I read this as Danny Devito, because dumplings are the lorax of the soup.
- Comment on Mighty fine 3 days ago:
Now you suck a mighty fine pecker, toots
But give the devil his due
I bet a dildo of gold against your soul, I suck dicks better than you. - Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
I can smell the dunkin’ coming off his accent.
- Comment on Was there ever a solid or scientific answers to which came first chicken or the egg? 3 days ago:
The rooster.
- Comment on AC is off in this house at my request🤠 5 days ago:
Um… roll the tape back. I want to do more of those dubbadubba-doh-dees. I like those little guys…
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 1 week ago:
I had a cat with a botched neutering. I guess the vet had trouble counting.
- Comment on employee meal 1 week ago:
Gotta work at a compounding pharmacy.
- Comment on Time to play the game the game the game the game te gam t ga t 1 week ago:
Fuck I just lost the game.
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 1 week ago:
The cat may actually belong to the Mafia, but he’s not strong enough to bring a horses head to you.
You should watch your back regardless.
- Comment on Remember your fallen heroes 1 week ago:
You know, it was really unclear.
- Comment on magic 1 week ago:
You gotta get those sketchers slip-ons man. Total game-changer. That’s all I buy now.
- Comment on Incredible 1 week ago:
You have to say the secret code-word.
^Manha Manha…^
- Comment on In the US it's Father's Day weekend, so happy Father's Day not just to you American dads but to all you dads wherever you are. 1 week ago:
I got the sense that he was a great dad…he was just in deep with the fire nation propaganda. Lu Ten’s death snapped him out of it so much he abandoned his place in succession, yielding it to his younger brother. Not having an heir of his own kinda made
I got the impression that he took Zuko under his wing because he wanted to get a second shot, knowing that losing his son to the war wasn’t worth it. Zuko, before the exile, was the rightful heir to the throne. I think his spiritual awakening made him realize that de-brainwashing Zuko was the only way to restore order
- Comment on Troof 1 week ago:
I dunno. I kinda ADHD’d hard last night wiki-diving Steve Tyler.
- Comment on Troof 2 weeks ago:
Adults, too.
Especially in rec weed states. But with 1/8 of Americans currently taking a GLP-1 receptor agonist (i.e. Wegovy, Ozempic)…I would expect that to take a big toll, too.
I am one of those 12%…I’ve lose 60lbs the past 3 months. I drink much less and when I do it’s not heavy IPAs and Sours…it’s Happy Dads (iced tea), Seltzers, or a glass of wine. Maybe a cocktail if I’m feeling fancy.
One, a beer is just so damn filling. And my sense of taste no longer likes hoppy or sour. And it takes much less to get me drunk when I’m barely eating in the first place. And the medication itself can cause a bit of indigestion anyway so you kind of want to moderate more to begin with.
- Comment on Troof 2 weeks ago:
Steven Tyler is/was the lead singer for the band Aerosmith, which had its peak in the 90s. He was born as, and identifies as, male.
Steven is typically a masculine name…thought Stevie may be a feminine variety, i.e. Stevie Nicks, the singer/songwriter of solo and Fleetwood Mac fame. Coincidentally, they were born exactly two months apart…Steven Tyler on March 26, 1948; and then Stevie Nicks on May 26, 1948.
Also, Stevie Nicks was married to two different members of the band “The Eagles” (at separate times, of course)…Don Henley from 1977-1978, and Joe Walsh from 1983-1986.
She was also married to two different Fleetwood Mac members…Lindsey Buckingham (1972-1976) and Mick Fleetwood (1977-1979).
- Comment on Supermarkets destroy food if it doesn't sell. We can always feed the world. We just don't. 2 weeks ago:
It was worth the price of admission just to see the Lesbian Fire Commissioner.
Why? Is she building a series of canals to divert water for firefighting? Because that would be legit funny. Because it’s a dike.
- Comment on I'm doing my part 2 weeks ago:
Somebody contact the investigative journalists at the Washington Post!
Oh…wait…
- Comment on I'm doing my part 2 weeks ago:
I had bought these microwavable curry dinner boxes…like an MRE type thing. Mighta been noodles. Idr.
It came in a plastic bowl with all the ingredients individually wrapped in plastic.
Remember the episode of Futurama, where Fry had to assemble his own oreos? Like that.
BUT…in addition to this, they greenwashed the whole thing by including the most worthless bamboo spork I had ever seen. Like it was flat…so not spoony…but also had rounded edges around the tines, so not exactly forky either. It was less comfortable to eat from than a toddler fork. An actual waste of bamboo, if there is such a thing.
- Comment on I'm doing my part 2 weeks ago:
NGL I like my cola as cold as possible.
But any iced beverage just feels wrong to rawdog.
I don’t drink as much soda as I used to…but I do love me some cold brew iced coffee. I wouldn’t want to rawdog that, and I make it at home. I use a reusable straw, tho. I only use disposable straws for boba and smoothies because I can’t find good girthy reusable straws.
And restaurateurs that aren’t idiots run their soda machines at a ratio that accommodates for the ice.
- Comment on In the US it's Father's Day weekend, so happy Father's Day not just to you American dads but to all you dads wherever you are. 2 weeks ago:
My father gave me a name. Then he walked away.
- Comment on In the US it's Father's Day weekend, so happy Father's Day not just to you American dads but to all you dads wherever you are. 2 weeks ago:
I’m not sure I’d call Ozai a good dad.
Like, at least Vader had a redemption arc. Fuck, Zuko had a redemption arc. Not Ozai. Fuck that guy.
- Comment on [politics] ya but, at least Juneteenth still lives! herp-a-derp! 2 weeks ago:
Lol not in New England. We had one storm that shut down our schools for a week.
- Comment on NASA, with the tampons. 2 weeks ago:
Yeah right. Like I am a man and I don’t wear makeup but that actually sounds fascinating. I would fly to space and wear it for science.
- Comment on NASA, with the tampons. 2 weeks ago:
That’s like 14 tampons a day…
…Thanks for filling me in!
Phrasing!
- Comment on NASA, with the tampons. 2 weeks ago:
Nasa engineers asked the first American female astronaut, Sally Ride, back in 1983, if 100 tampons would be enough for her 1-week mission.
Apparently the engineers may have had an understanding of menstruation…but they didn’t have an understanding of how menstruation works in zero-gravity. So, in true NASA fashion, they wanted to have redundancies on redundancies.
Sally informed them that 100 would be more than enough and she could do with far fewer.
- Comment on I use Ubuntu btw. 2 weeks ago:
I use Ubuntu at work. I don’t even care, it’s legit 500% faster than my Windows laptop, despite being objectively lower-speccd.