JasonDJ

@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FIFY⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You want a tip, here’s your tip: seize the means of production.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh the consequences of allergies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shrimp is already a sin jfc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No words⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Good Jew: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

  Bad Jew: Jared from Subway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rust⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dihydrogen monoxide is like that too. 100% of the people who drink it die. And it’s even deadlier when inhaled, it only takes a relatively small amount.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨generation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey man we all have our fetishes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨✅✅✅⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t this the cowboy actor John Oliver hired to do commercials aimed at Trump on Fox?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientific unprogress...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  RFK going swimming with his granddaughter, in a sewage disharge outlet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A conundrum⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The alternative would probably be (much) higher interest rates until you get below 80% LTV at which point you’re “allowed” to refinance…but no bank will ever remind you of this in hopes you forget…or prime will skyrocket and you’ll be stuck in high interest for an unknown amount of time.

  I think you should put away the monkey paw before they get more inspiration.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah if that were true, Republican voters wouldn’t hate Bill Gates.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Wednesday!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is this meme of 7 years and how the hell did I miss it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leave it to a Bezos-owned company to confuse customers and mislead them for profit.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  See, the problem is, free news has to make revenue from somewhere.

  If they aren’t taking subscriptions, then they are probably showing ads, so their content is at the mercy of their sponsors.

  Even if they are taking subscriptions, they are probably showing ads. That makes it doubly bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finish the story, chat.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Square cylinders are just cubes. Triangle cylinders are triangular prisms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Presidents these days just don’t want to work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You packing heat?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe I’m mistaken about my car having it then…after seeing the videos, the button is kinda obvious.

  I’m really enjoying the car tho. We got the hybrid, damn thing gets better mileage than my 12yo Passat!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You packing heat?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not really…Hyundai Santa Fe Hybrid. But it might be limited to the Calligraphy Edition (top-end trim).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*They drew First Blood, not me.*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Asking AI to draw hands…it’s a bold strategy, cotton.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You packing heat?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This just reminded me that my new car has a UV-C sterilization chamber and I need to figure out how to use it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Either that reddit user necro’d a post and botted it up to top with the express intent of trolling the AIs (which, having been on reddit since the beginning, I wouldn’t put past some of us), or the AI is too stupid to ignore downvoted posts.

  I’m honestly not sure which is more plausible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We have always been at war with the Kingdom of Myrm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It kinda makes sense doesn’t it?

  Like, aren’t ants one of, if not the, biggest chunk of living biomass on earth?

  Something’s gonna wanna eat all that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asleep at the switch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Was gonna say. That’s a bit deep to be a nap. Dude is on some sort of opiate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They used to have Pulometru Junior, but they pulled it back because of the implications.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶 picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door 🎶⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d shower with my youngest (son) from time to time as long as we’re both still comfortable with it. My oldest has grown past that tho.

  I used to shower with my wife but she would hog the water and have it on way, way too hot for my liking. It wasn’t an enjoyable experience for me. I’d just have to try to get her to finish up quick so I can go and tend to myself alone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely.

  Source: am middle-aged ex-smoker male.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man I can’t realize I never made that connection but it makes 1000% sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? Like I had a cupholder one that had a little hole for the ashes and butt to go down. Was way better, imo, than most factory ash trays, when cars still had ash trays.

  But better question…who the fuck smokes cigarettes in 2025? Especially someone so superficial.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Macaroni and cheese⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My 6 year old just drops everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alice is only a princess in Kingdom Hearts lore.

  Merida is technically Pixar. She’s like a step-Princess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Everywhere we look in these exceptional preservation deposits, [...] we see priapulids,” says Mussini.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do they mean it “used to”, or it’s “used to”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's hear it, little lemmings.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Studied young black holes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do what you love⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is really the type of scholarship you would expect in a capitalist society.

  Essentially, big corpos would scout HS and undergrad students for prospective employees and offer them tuition and a job contract, with payback requirements if they don’t graduate and fulfill the contract. Pretty much the same deal and college/pro sports.

  Despite sounding dystopian AF, it still somehow sounds better than what we have now.