JasonDJ

@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heron⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Buying heron on the internet and I don’t even need crypto.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta teach 'em the classics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a period a few years ago, when my kid was like, 3…we were driving somewhere and I asked him if he knew where he was.

  His response? “You’re in the jungle, baby”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2 Faced⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah it’s just our larva, pupa, and adult stages.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This guy managed the movie theater I worked at in high school.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course. He’s the baby!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This guy managed the movie theater I worked at in high school.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks more like New Balanceiaga to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This guy managed the movie theater I worked at in high school.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man I’ve got hammer toes on one foot and you’ve made me realize that one of them has gotten really bad since the last time I had to wear anything more than sneakers.

  I’m actually dreading the next time I have to wear dress shoes now. And I’m a 14WW, it’s hard enough finding shoes without toe conditions adding on top. I think I just need to find a cobbler, at this point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This guy managed the movie theater I worked at in high school.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They made “hoping to own something” their whole personality.

  The American Dream.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give the People What They Want⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m leaning satire. If you poke around his site enough, you’ll get rickrolled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder why the world is on fire? A mystery⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah that’s why it’s called “The American Dream”. The point is, we’re supposed to be fantasizing about a better life in the future if we just endure a little hardship now.

  That sounds shockingly similar to the tactics used by religion. And pedophiles in vans. It’s weird how they are all the same thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end of civilization costs $5⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Others don’t trust their water even if it technically meets EPA standards.

  Less “don’t trust the water”, more “don’t trust the EPA”. And under this administration, who can blame them.

  It’s a shame that our options are “Lead and PFAS” or “Microplastics and maybe PFAS”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nguyen?

  Americans, ironically, can’t say it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨S O U P⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I read this as Danny Devito, because dumplings are the lorax of the soup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mighty fine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you suck a mighty fine pecker, toots
  But give the devil his due
  I bet a dildo of gold against your soul, I suck dicks better than you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can smell the dunkin’ coming off his accent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was there ever a solid or scientific answers to which came first chicken or the egg?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The rooster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AC is off in this house at my request🤠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Um… roll the tape back. I want to do more of those dubbadubba-doh-dees. I like those little guys…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a cat with a botched neutering. I guess the vet had trouble counting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨employee meal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta work at a compounding pharmacy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to play the game the game the game the game te gam t ga t⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck I just lost the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The cat may actually belong to the Mafia, but he’s not strong enough to bring a horses head to you.

  You should watch your back regardless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember your fallen heroes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know, it was really unclear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨magic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta get those sketchers slip-ons man. Total game-changer. That’s all I buy now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Incredible⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to say the secret code-word.

  ^Manha Manha…^

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the US it's Father's Day weekend, so happy Father's Day not just to you American dads but to all you dads wherever you are.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got the sense that he was a great dad…he was just in deep with the fire nation propaganda. Lu Ten’s death snapped him out of it so much he abandoned his place in succession, yielding it to his younger brother. Not having an heir of his own kinda made

  I got the impression that he took Zuko under his wing because he wanted to get a second shot, knowing that losing his son to the war wasn’t worth it. Zuko, before the exile, was the rightful heir to the throne. I think his spiritual awakening made him realize that de-brainwashing Zuko was the only way to restore order

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Troof⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno. I kinda ADHD’d hard last night wiki-diving Steve Tyler.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Troof⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Adults, too.

  Especially in rec weed states. But with 1/8 of Americans currently taking a GLP-1 receptor agonist (i.e. Wegovy, Ozempic)…I would expect that to take a big toll, too.

  I am one of those 12%…I’ve lose 60lbs the past 3 months. I drink much less and when I do it’s not heavy IPAs and Sours…it’s Happy Dads (iced tea), Seltzers, or a glass of wine. Maybe a cocktail if I’m feeling fancy.

  One, a beer is just so damn filling. And my sense of taste no longer likes hoppy or sour. And it takes much less to get me drunk when I’m barely eating in the first place. And the medication itself can cause a bit of indigestion anyway so you kind of want to moderate more to begin with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Troof⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Steven Tyler is/was the lead singer for the band Aerosmith, which had its peak in the 90s. He was born as, and identifies as, male.

  Steven is typically a masculine name…thought Stevie may be a feminine variety, i.e. Stevie Nicks, the singer/songwriter of solo and Fleetwood Mac fame. Coincidentally, they were born exactly two months apart…Steven Tyler on March 26, 1948; and then Stevie Nicks on May 26, 1948.

  Also, Stevie Nicks was married to two different members of the band “The Eagles” (at separate times, of course)…Don Henley from 1977-1978, and Joe Walsh from 1983-1986.

  She was also married to two different Fleetwood Mac members…Lindsey Buckingham (1972-1976) and Mick Fleetwood (1977-1979).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Supermarkets destroy food if it doesn't sell. We can always feed the world. We just don't.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was worth the price of admission just to see the Lesbian Fire Commissioner.

  Why? Is she building a series of canals to divert water for firefighting? Because that would be legit funny. Because it’s a dike.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm doing my part⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Somebody contact the investigative journalists at the Washington Post!

  Oh…wait…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm doing my part⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had bought these microwavable curry dinner boxes…like an MRE type thing. Mighta been noodles. Idr.

  It came in a plastic bowl with all the ingredients individually wrapped in plastic.

  Remember the episode of Futurama, where Fry had to assemble his own oreos? Like that.

  BUT…in addition to this, they greenwashed the whole thing by including the most worthless bamboo spork I had ever seen. Like it was flat…so not spoony…but also had rounded edges around the tines, so not exactly forky either. It was less comfortable to eat from than a toddler fork. An actual waste of bamboo, if there is such a thing.