JasonDJ
@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
- Comment on shit 14 hours ago:
25 years before 2019 was 1994. Killing Barney was all the rage back then.
I remember seeing a game being demod at a computer fair around that time. It was Doom, but with the enemies graphics replaced with Barney characters.
I think I was 9 at the time…right age for both hating Barney and loving Doom (at least in the mid 90s), and I was enamored with this game.
My parents wouldn’t let me buy it though.
- Comment on shit 14 hours ago:
More slander and lies put out by that dipshit “Rainbow” Randolph.
- Comment on Truth 1 day ago:
Nah man, mayo is oil and eggs. You add in milk and sugar and cinnamon and you got French toast.
The egg does something to it, texturally.
- Comment on Study Featuring AI-Generated Giant Rat Penis Retracted, Journal Apologizes 4 days ago:
Hey you like cells?
How do you like two testtomcels???
- Comment on I love science 4 days ago:
Kursgesagt Hentai? Where?
- Comment on I WILL yuck your yum if you force-feed me a yum that is dumb 6 days ago:
Same. Harry Potter wears glasses. What’s next, you gonna tell me that Clark Kent looks like Superman??
- Comment on Just keeping my buoyancy in check. 6 days ago:
Only manatees are known to do this. Womanatees are disgusted by the practice.
- Comment on The labeling on OTC pain relievers, etc. This is why I just pop 3 and hope for the best. 1 week ago:
Maybe you’re wired different. I skimmed the whole thing twice, specifically looking for the directions section, knowing how it should look. I missed it the first time…I thought the joke was that there weren’t any directions, or they were hidden on a page 2.
Maybe my ADHD mind?
I definitely get what OP is saying tho. Having an unknown and changing number of warnings, before the directions, in the same typeface as the directions, could make it more dangerous.
Ideally there would be a color-coded label system for different types/severities of warnings, and the direction clearly printed above/near the top. Having all the warnings first didn’t make me read them, just the bolded parts, looking for the directions. Directions are the most looked-for thing, they should be in an obvious place.
This is like the drug companies following supermarket logic, putting the milk in the back corner of the store hoping you impulse a bunch of stuff on the way. But instead of desired results, they are making people skip over the warnings entirely and just get raw milk from their neighbor, because there’s no warnings on that.
- Comment on Eminem is still the goat! 1 week ago:
Ooh this makes me want to do like a fantasy draft pick of outspoken celebrity Trump critics.
- Comment on My kitten loves his hammock in the bathroom window, but my neighbor's trash pile ruins pictures 1 week ago:
Man could you just imagine what could happen if someone walking by just happened to flick a lit cigarette or 20 into that pile?
- Comment on T-Wrex'd 1 week ago:
Upper quintile is just tired of explaining Kosmoceratops to normies.
- Comment on We're just friends! 1 week ago:
Is that Tommy Chong???
- Comment on Boxing day nightmare 1 week ago:
Press X to doubt…they didn’t have Ikea until well after the medieval period.
- Comment on On dasher! 1 week ago:
You wanna know something sweet and innocent?
When my oldest was like…3 or 4 (he’s nine now) the kid would hear that line and then say “What’s ‘soapin’?”.
So glad that was the part of “horse open” that he asked about.
He also (still) thinks the Eric Clapton song “Cocaine” is saying “Cooking”. Sometimes I sing it to him at bedtime with that lyric.
- Comment on Yes I know it doesn't work like that 2 weeks ago:
Haven’t we solved that? How does offshore oil work?
- Comment on lets fucking go 2 weeks ago:
Meanwhile I can’t buy flavored snus in my state…I can drive 20 minutes to the next state and buy shitty flavored snus, or I can import much better stuff from Sweden for half the price. Which of course needs an adult to sign for it. And of course it’s been stuck in Customs since Friday and I’m down to my last few cans.
But I can order hemp-derived THC seltzers, sometimes 25mg/can, online, no ID needed, and have it delivered to my house by the same driver. Hell there’s a fair number of brands that’ll send you a 4-pack for S/H only.
But if I buy THC Seltzer from the dispensary, it’s limited to 5mg per can, there’s a limit on how many cans I can buy, I need to present ID and cannot use a credit card.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Ohmy god…ops kid is probably fine, VRI responsible.
If he starts hanging out with a kid named Eli tho, be careful. I hear he’s selling crystal meth now. Idk anything about him except that they call him the ICE man.
- Comment on Nothing to see here folks 2 weeks ago:
Trumpcorn.
- Comment on True to form 2 weeks ago:
Why does it say “Trump” in that onions asscrack?
- Comment on We're switching produce! 2 weeks ago:
Man the “How to Train Your Dragon” live action sucked (compared to the original…I guess it’d be alright if the animated one was never made).
Now they want to ruin Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs?
- Comment on We're switching produce! 2 weeks ago:
I’ll do you one better… lemmy.zip/post/55427007
- Comment on Sir, they are attacking the whotilla 2 weeks ago:
The Who’s didn’t want to enter the conflict, but they had no choice. The hunters were threatening Thidwick and with it, their entire supply of moose juice. King Yertle got what he deserved.
- Comment on When you realize it's time to trade in your old sedan for an SUV 2 weeks ago:
Tough titty.
- Comment on When you realize it's time to trade in your old sedan for an SUV 2 weeks ago:
This looks like a corded model though.
With a corded portable bandsaw, you’ve got to be very careful not to mistakenly cut through the cord. That makes a lot of sparks, and then you have to repair the cord.
You get a lot more power out of corded models but I’d be surprised if there aren’t some quality cordless tools out there.
You’d want to make sure that you’ve got enough battery for the job, but you could do it anywhere, even in the middle of the woods.
Of course, the main reason to maime/dismember the corpse is for ease of transport. It’d be pretty silly to drag the whole body to the woods and then cut it to pieces.
Still, you never know where you’re going to wake up standing over a dead body, so you gotta be prepared.
- Comment on Has anyone considered maybe Epstein was sex trafficking donald trump? 2 weeks ago:
That’s the face of man you can depend on.
Sorry…mis-spoke.
That’s the face of a man with depends on.
- Comment on When you realize it's time to trade in your old sedan for an SUV 2 weeks ago:
Circular saw would be faster. The blades themselves are easy to clean…it’s metal, after all. The problem with the circular saw is more places for giblets to get stuck.
- Comment on When you realize it's time to trade in your old sedan for an SUV 2 weeks ago:
This, I think, is really the problem with EVs. Your sacrificing a lot of trunk space for those batteries. Sure, you get a frunk, but they are usually awkwardly shaped and you have to dismember the body first to get it to fit.
But, like, an EV Mustang’s frunk is designed to be used as a cooler…it’s plastic lined and has a drain for easy cleaning. So it may be worth it.
- Comment on Of course there is. 2 weeks ago:
YES SIR I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
- Comment on Apple reminding me my iPad sucks 3 weeks ago:
Because android lacks cohesion there.
Apple tried to make a platform that functions as a hybrid phone/laptop.
Android tried to make a big phone and Google saved the laptop-experience for ChromeOS.
But now ChromeOS is dying so…what do?
- Comment on Windows copying Mac feature, but only in certain apps 3 weeks ago:
When applications get cross platform it sucks.
For example…in Windows id often use Ctrl+L to access the address bar in a web browser.
The Mac equivalent to this, I think, is Super-L. Super is the “windows key” on my keyboard.
So then…go back to windows after building up mac muscle memory…and I’m locking my screen every time I want to go to a new website.