JasonDJ
@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Nancy Takes Out a Loan 4 days ago:
Nah once the banker knew the circus was in town and she was excited to see it, he just had to promise her ice cream to get her in the van.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
“Mr. D”, in a gay personal ad… Definitely a pseudonym.
- Comment on All in one 6 days ago:
Fun fact, most soaps are laxatives.
- Comment on Example 6 days ago:
- Comment on Boomer comics 1 week ago:
Literally the oldest profession.
- Comment on Dance Dance Extinction 1 week ago:
Asking the real questions.
- Comment on You take your dog into an elevator and they look at you funny. "Why did we get in this little room for a minute and walk back out?" 1 week ago:
Hey man I’m right there with you. When I was a kid I thought the elevator stayed in place and the building moved.
- Comment on TIL - painful but you get to continue living 1 week ago:
Detachable Penis covered by “They Might be Argonauts”
- Comment on Never too late 1 week ago:
Alright so forgive me for never reading it…but Dracula went to England for fresh blood?
Wasn’t inbreeding like, the cool thing to do during Dracula’s time? Wouldn’t that make it kinda stale?
- Comment on I only date virgins 1 week ago:
Not if her partner is black. I’ve heard there’s no going back once it’s had that.
- Comment on Not even a big melon 1 week ago:
When God gives you lemon you FIND A NEW GOD.
- Comment on Not even a big melon 1 week ago:
If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
- Comment on Lord Lucifer, hear my prayers 1 week ago:
You know…my town is letting people borrow wheelchairs at Town Hall to ride to the library, to show off their accessible infrastructure changes.
It’s about a half mile between the two, but there’s a church on the way.
- Comment on Tomato sauce 1 week ago:
It was at the top of my sort…I wasn’t even thinking programming.
I initially thought I was out-of-the-loop on some community-level food-based meme, as I have been so many times before.
- Comment on Tomato sauce 2 weeks ago:
In shitpost, this took me a sec. Would hit harder as Programmer Humor.
- Comment on Photoshop 2 weeks ago:
That person is supposed to have FIVE fingers. Not four. Not six. Five.
Not me. Not Hermoine. YOU.
- Comment on Holy drip 2 weeks ago:
Why does he look like he’s doing a tribute to a P. Diddy album?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
It’s like when Tom Morello asks the audience to sing along and they’re all like “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me” and he’s like “Wtf this is Renegades of Funk”.
- Comment on Hanta 2 weeks ago:
America set the bar with the last pandemic response, and I’m sure this administration aims to outdo itself again.
Unfortunately, it was the low bar that was set.
- Comment on It's not like my budget is... [NVNCBL] 2 weeks ago:
Wheel-of-Fortune rules.
- Comment on Move over Red Bull we're poppin' cells now 2 weeks ago:
Is there already a tiktok challenge video?
- Comment on amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity 2 weeks ago:
I could’ve sworn I said BestBuy…which I would consider “niche” in that, I can’t think of a single other retailer in my area that competes directly as an electronics store.
There’s maybe an appliance shop nearby still? But I’m hundreds of miles away from even a Fry’s. No more CircuitCity or CompUSA or even Sears.
If I didn’t have a wholesale club nearby or a MicroCenter ~90 mins away, I wouldn’t have a clue where to buy a TV (for example), in person, besides WalMart, Target, or BestBuy.
- Comment on amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity 2 weeks ago:
I really just want a choice in shopping that isn’t Amazon, Target, or Walmart.
Like, there are pretty much no mom and pop shores anymore. There’s an occasional “niche” bigbox, like Dicks or Walmart or Marshalls…but like, for real, there’s nothing left.
And then, you think you’re going direct to manufacturer, but nope, just a fancy skin on top of Amazon.
Or worse, twice so far, is order something from eBay and have it delivered in Amazon packaging on an Amazon truck.
- Comment on Traffic cameras have caught a white RAM 1500 pickup truck driving above the speed limit or running red lights more than 547 times since 2022. It belongs to an NYPD cop. 4 weeks ago:
They aren’t for safety…they are totally for revenue.
With regards to school zones, specifically, if they cared about safety, they would be putting in mechanisms to slow traffic naturally. Raised crosswalks. Rotaries. Narrower lanes. Crossing guards.
They don’t put any of those in.
A couple towns over from me, they just put a brand new highschool right on the intersection of two major state highways, about 1/4 mile from the interstate. If they cared about the kids, they’ve put the school in a less busy area to begin with.
But instead, they demo’d an old pedestrian bridge that was keeping kids off the road for crossing, and set up a speed cam and issuing tickets in the spring before the school even opened.
And of course the school zone creates a bottleneck for people exiting the highway in rush hour, with ripple effects well down the freeway.
Fucking assholes.
But at least Theil gets paid.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
HaVe YoU sEeN tHe DoW?!?!
- Comment on Am I?😰 4 weeks ago:
There was this shady used car dealer near me, not long ago…had an A-Frame sign out in front. It read “Your Approved!”
I always thought that was funny, and I feel like they may have been called out on it, because after a couple of months they replaced it with a new sign, which read “Everyones Approved!”
Mind you, these were printed signs. They paid money for this.
- Comment on Inexplicable 5 weeks ago:
What is this? A wilipedia for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can’t even see the text? The font has to be at least… three times bigger than this!
- Comment on And it's now time for everyone's favorite game.... 5 weeks ago:
I’ve had a taillight out for months but every time I drive past a cop I just gun it and gtfo. Sometimes they chase but damnit I don’t have time to be messing around with a taillight.
- Comment on Purge home alone night 5 weeks ago:
They should do a continuation of the first two films, where Kevin is the dad who forgets his kids.
And gets arrested as soon as their plane touches the ground.
Seriously how the fuck do you get on a plane without your kid?
- Comment on Lmao 1 month ago:
Or Uranus.
