JasonDJ
@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Describe conservatives with one picture 17 hours ago:
Wrong thread, Here you go
- Comment on I ran out of toilet paper 18 hours ago:
Did he come in through the toilet??
- Comment on The Banana Split 1 day ago:
Fidget spinner for scale.
- Comment on The Banana Split 1 day ago:
Can I put my dick in it?
- Comment on Going to quit my job and just do sculping full time 2 days ago:
Everything about this feels off.
- Comment on Stuck 2 days ago:
It really depends on both the size of the fidget spinner and the will of the child.
- Comment on Interesting logic 2 days ago:
Funny you should mention that.
My paternal grandparents were very religious, and my dad attended mass regularly as a kid and went to Catholic school.
However, I don’t think he’s willingly set foot into a church except for funerals since I was born.
My grandmother would drag me to church several times a week though.
Didn’t stop my dad from threatening to baptize my kids behind my back. I think it was said in jest, or maybe to troll me…but my oldest is 8 now and neither of my kids have been around my parents unsupervised. Reap what you sow.
- Comment on Interesting logic 2 days ago:
I’d wager most millenial-and-older atheists probably attended mass regularly as kids. Many are probably baptized, confirmed, had communion, etc.
We just realized it’s all bullshit intended for social control at some point along the way.
Same kids who stopped saying the pledge in school as soon as they realized they could.
Zoomer and younger atheists…yeah, they might have not had that experience. Probably because they were brought up by already-atheist gen-x and older millennials.
- Comment on Interesting fact about humans in zero gravity 3 days ago:
On Earth, you thrust to orgasm.
In space, you orgasm to thrust.
- Comment on A funny thing about Americans and calendar dates 3 days ago:
We had one, yes, but what about fourth July?
- Comment on A funny thing about Americans and calendar dates 3 days ago:
Why can’t Trump use unitary executive theory to do something good…like force everyone to use ISO 8601.
- Comment on A funny thing about Americans and calendar dates 3 days ago:
November 9 never forget.
- Comment on Tigers 🐅 🐯 3 days ago:
That works on the same principle, except the deer thinks you’re a panther.
- Comment on Irresistible 3 days ago:
That’s the chain pizza place with leathers and whips.
- Comment on Tigers 🐅 🐯 3 days ago:
This is also why hunting vests are bright orange. Easy for humans to spot, and deer get confused by there being a fucking tiger loose in New England.
- Comment on Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑 6 days ago:
The ocean is a desert with is life underground and the perfect disguise above.
- Comment on POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery. 1 week ago:
Caesarians don’t get general or sedation, do they? Just local and epidural fent?
My wife described it as rummaging through a purse, from the perspective of the purse.
- Comment on Artist Depiction 1 week ago:
I think the same thing whenever I watch my hens go out hunting.
- Comment on Diagram for accuracy, ms paint edition 1 week ago:
Considering that the surgeon had to rip them a new one to stick that in, yeah, I’d say so.
- Comment on cool kids club 1 week ago:
3 periods. Asynchronous.
- Comment on Argonaut Octopus 1 week ago:
My gyro!
- Comment on Argonaut Octopus 1 week ago:
I’m so glad someone got the reference, I thought it might be too obscure for Lemmy.
- Comment on Argonaut Octopus 1 week ago:
This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don’t need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can’t for the life of me remember what I did with it.
–Argonaut Octopus, probably.
- Comment on Argonaut Octopus 1 week ago:
We don’t need no education.
- Comment on HBD 1 week ago:
We took a cruise for our honeymoon.
On that cruise we stopped in Cozumel.
In Cozumel there was this shady little zoo that had manatees that we fed lettuce.
Later there was a sea lion show, and he walked around after getting pets from the crowd.
I couldn’t believe how much that sea lion felt exactly like our German Shorthair Pointer. Like, same exact coat.
Anyway that’s the whole point of the story. Sea lions feel like shorthaired dogs.
- Comment on We are so cooked 1 week ago:
Most domesticated bee species aren’t native to the US. It’s quite possible they are just getting bee-ported.
- Comment on If our present was a dystopian future, you wouldn't believe it 2 weeks ago:
I don’t know…this mightve been a believable outcome by like 2002 or 2003 or so…W in power, USA PATRIOT act in effect, ICE replacing INS. A few years later and Sarah Palin has a legit shot at veep and kicks off the tea party movement.
Democrats had also just recently (as in, 2000) lost the presidency due to a SCOTUS decision.
- Comment on You are not living in reality if you do not see the huge difference between THEN and NOW 2 weeks ago:
You can get a house working in McDonald’s.
You just need to be the sole heir of someone who owns a house and either be patient, or proactive.
- Comment on They said the packaging would be discreet! 2 weeks ago:
Ah, screte/screet. Motherfucker.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Aww full length porn is tight.
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