JasonDJ

@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me_IRL⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa, hordes of pills swallowed easily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How our patience level has changed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wifi is not internet.

  If your internet is slow, yeah, that’s a service/country problem.

  Wifi is slow for a bajillion reasons completely unrelated to the service. The biggest one being modems/routers out-of-the-box defaulting to the same channel – particularly a problem when everyone in the same building has the same damn ISP-issued modem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Minimum Wage Isn't Living Wage⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks Obama!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard Out There For A Woman⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure. But there’s a biological component to sexual attraction. Hence the more important part of what I said, intellect is supposed to be sexy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard Out There For A Woman⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Intellect is absolutely a worthwhile trait in a breeding partner. It should be sexy to be smart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recession indicator, what do you call this dish?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Use Hot Dogs instead of Hamburger in Hamburger fucking Helper?

  I think it means we are great again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shaving not necessary⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, but how do you feel about Jolly Ranchers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The right kind of vibe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Weezer also covered it.

  In turn, Africa covered Hash Pipe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We live in a society...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There are a couple of American Express cards that give you 3% cash back on Gas (including one with a low annual fee, that also gives 6% back on groceries up to the first $6000 spent per year).

  That helps.

  There’s a gas station chain near me that doesn’t play ads, usually has the best prices, and gives 10c off per gallon if you use their app linked to a checking account…that helps, too.

  I miss the days when that was the better deal…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We live in a society...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know if it’s a national app or what but we have ads around here for a gambling app named “JackPocket” and I can’t help but wonder how much the board was giggling about that name when they agreed on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bisexuality released in 1995 and the devs still haven't dropped an update⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So much easier to just use PyLGBTQ if you don’t need the performance.

  GoLGBT looks interesting, but it lacks queer support.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bound to Isaac⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ever hear of John Wayne Bobbit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

  That’s how babby is formed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨he did that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Four legs good, two legs better! Four legs good, two legs better! Four legs good, two legs better!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gummy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still importing flavored nic pouches from Sweden but one of my orders got seized by customs. Thankfully the vendor refunded me for it, but still a pain in the ass.

  Adults like flavor, too.

  Also, on the whole, isn’t nicotine consumption among kids on the downswing anyway? Take the wins where you have them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you can date the time period by popular catch phrases⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I built my older kid a gaming PC for his birthday. He just turned 10

  For some reason, one of the first games he wanted to play was Portal. So, for reference, Portal came out well before he did, and I’m sure he only knows of it because of references in cartoons.

  But my younger kid…he’s 7…he’s nobodies fool. He knew as soon as cake was promised that it’s not going to happen. He told me, essentially as soon as it was announced in the game…that the cake is a lie.

  Serious proud dad moment. It’s like “The Cake is a Lie” was imbued into the very sperm that gestated into him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even a subtle change can have a big effect on how others perceive you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think sewing is a pretty important skill in a sailor isn’t it?

  Don’t they need to repair sails?

  Isn’t sewing just tying knows on a really small scale? Aren’t sailors good at knots?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Citizens United was never about helping people⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wooden skewers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨throat game strong tho⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya know, I’m not gay…but that face looks like it gives good head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tomorrow...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, next year…next digit is 5 so need to round up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hates tiktok⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And a perfect example.

  Frank Coletta was an anchor on WJAR since like the 1970s. He’s in that picture, saying that line.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hates tiktok⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Wachowski’s were truly visionaries ahead of their time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hates tiktok⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe Real Life™ should just get good?

  Man that’s what it is. Real life just sucks. So depressing.

  I think it actually started, ironically, with the writers strike.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hates tiktok⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no.

  Oh no.

  Oh no no no no no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How hard could it be?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Half of Americans think it’s a pro-USA song.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How hard could it be?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  songmeanings.com/songs/view/8013/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How hard could it be?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mostly the ones Born in the USA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How hard could it be?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope the song 99 luftbaloons is included in their training data.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mo' Money, Mo' Problems⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure if picture is JD Vance or the fat guy from Lost. Kinda looks halfway between the two.