JasonDJ
@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
- Comment on It's Wednesday! 1 day ago:
What is this meme of 7 years and how the hell did I miss it?
- Comment on Leave it to a Bezos-owned company to confuse customers and mislead them for profit. 3 days ago:
See, the problem is, free news has to make revenue from somewhere.
If they aren’t taking subscriptions, then they are probably showing ads, so their content is at the mercy of their sponsors.
Even if they are taking subscriptions, they are probably showing ads. That makes it doubly bad.
- Comment on Finish the story, chat. 4 days ago:
Square cylinders are just cubes. Triangle cylinders are triangular prisms.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
Presidents these days just don’t want to work.
- Comment on You packing heat? 5 days ago:
Maybe I’m mistaken about my car having it then…after seeing the videos, the button is kinda obvious.
I’m really enjoying the car tho. We got the hybrid, damn thing gets better mileage than my 12yo Passat!
- Comment on You packing heat? 5 days ago:
Not really…Hyundai Santa Fe Hybrid. But it might be limited to the Calligraphy Edition (top-end trim).
- Comment on *They drew First Blood, not me.* 5 days ago:
Asking AI to draw hands…it’s a bold strategy, cotton.
- Comment on You packing heat? 5 days ago:
This just reminded me that my new car has a UV-C sterilization chamber and I need to figure out how to use it.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Either that reddit user necro’d a post and botted it up to top with the express intent of trolling the AIs (which, having been on reddit since the beginning, I wouldn’t put past some of us), or the AI is too stupid to ignore downvoted posts.
I’m honestly not sure which is more plausible.
- Comment on We have always been at war with the Kingdom of Myrm 1 week ago:
It kinda makes sense doesn’t it?
Like, aren’t ants one of, if not the, biggest chunk of living biomass on earth?
Something’s gonna wanna eat all that.
- Comment on Asleep at the switch 1 week ago:
Was gonna say. That’s a bit deep to be a nap. Dude is on some sort of opiate.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
They used to have Pulometru Junior, but they pulled it back because of the implications.
- Comment on 🎶 picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door 🎶 1 week ago:
I’d shower with my youngest (son) from time to time as long as we’re both still comfortable with it. My oldest has grown past that tho.
I used to shower with my wife but she would hog the water and have it on way, way too hot for my liking. It wasn’t an enjoyable experience for me. I’d just have to try to get her to finish up quick so I can go and tend to myself alone.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Absolutely.
Source: am middle-aged ex-smoker male.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Oh man I can’t realize I never made that connection but it makes 1000% sense.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Right? Like I had a cupholder one that had a little hole for the ashes and butt to go down. Was way better, imo, than most factory ash trays, when cars still had ash trays.
But better question…who the fuck smokes cigarettes in 2025? Especially someone so superficial.
- Comment on Macaroni and cheese 1 week ago:
My 6 year old just drops everything.
- Comment on The average age of Disney princesses is 505y. 1 week ago:
Alice is only a princess in Kingdom Hearts lore.
Merida is technically Pixar. She’s like a step-Princess.
- Comment on “Everywhere we look in these exceptional preservation deposits, [...] we see priapulids,” says Mussini. 1 week ago:
Do they mean it “used to”, or it’s “used to”?
- Comment on Let's hear it, little lemmings. 1 week ago:
Studied young black holes.
- Comment on do what you love 1 week ago:
This is really the type of scholarship you would expect in a capitalist society.
Essentially, big corpos would scout HS and undergrad students for prospective employees and offer them tuition and a job contract, with payback requirements if they don’t graduate and fulfill the contract. Pretty much the same deal and college/pro sports.
Despite sounding dystopian AF, it still somehow sounds better than what we have now.
- Comment on Make America Consoom Again 2 weeks ago:
And also the Trump/Epstein FuncoPops too.
- Comment on Sorry 2 weeks ago:
Lol your app offers “stop asking” and actually honors it?
Please tell that to my bank, who wants to offer me the same service every time I log in.
- Comment on Has cancel culture gone too far? 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Incident 3 weeks ago:
Additional notes: I was assassinating another child
Is this daycare or militia camp?
- Comment on Have you encountered this? 3 weeks ago:
It’s getting to be less common. A lot of newer/trendier places are giving their wait-staff tablets (which are also handling ordering, seating status, etc), or at least portable payment terminals.
Some of the big established chains have kiosks at the table where you can order apps/drinks directly, pay, play games.
I’ve also been to several places that’ll put a QR code on the receipt for payment. They may also have their menu online that you can get from a QR on the table. As an added bonus that usually means their online menu is actually kept up to date.
- Comment on My kids named one of our hens "Chloe", and I are think that's an inappropriate name for a bird. 3 weeks ago:
I do. But sometimes I sit out and get stoned with them, and give them dialogue.
- Comment on My kids named one of our hens "Chloe", and I are think that's an inappropriate name for a bird. 3 weeks ago:
Would you make your daughter “vagina”?
- Comment on My kids named one of our hens "Chloe", and I are think that's an inappropriate name for a bird. 3 weeks ago:
I think of that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry has a new girlfriend and he can’t remember her name except that it sounds like a body part.
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to science_memes@mander.xyz | 35 comments
