JasonDJ

@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CONTACT LEFT!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Mu-Mu-Mu-Murder
  Chi-Chi-Chi-Chicken

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Excerpt from the children’s book (and upcoming animated film) “Pout-Pout Fish”, in which the Pout-Pout Fish realizes that his frown is, in fact, upside-down, and he is actually "A kiss-kiss fish, with a kiss-kiss face, for spreading cheerie-cheeries all over the place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon disrespects their elders⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Indeed. That’s why I hang out on /r/teenagers, with all the other adults.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨End my torment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  End my torment.

  Na.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When DinoCon is doing more than the US Gov⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, it’s also possible that all of these other people have faith in the system that Epstein was fully rehabilitated by going to jail 12 hours a day for a few months.

  In the same way that its also possible that monkeys will fly out of my butt and deliver me a million dollars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hopefully, he will be 6 underground by that time.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Your missing the other possible reason why Republicans got the trifecta: the country is shifting right.

  That’s likely because the Dems hadn’t invested in their own propaganda machine. But it helps that most of the country is racist, sexist, xenophobes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hopefully, he will be 6 underground by that time.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re getting downvoted but you’re seeing the big picture.

  The way elections work now, Democrats know they don’t have to cater to coastal cities. They got the big EC votes in the bag as long as they pay minimal lip service

  Not so much because “vote blue no matter who”, moreso “republicans are verifiably, objectively evil and the system is rigged to prevent a third party from succeeding, so this is the only choice”.

  No, the real battle is the purple states.

  When you consider the current media landscape (and mainly the fact that nearly all local and national broadcast and print media is owned by pedos or pedo sympathizers?", I sincerely do not think that a progressive message will be able to penetrate that information bubble deep enough to get the state.

  So they gotta cast a net that appeals to a majority of those voters.

  Which is probably not possible with a PoC or any body who sits to pee, which is another problem all together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2 North American 4 you has been created⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a white boy but in highschool my best friend was 1st-generation Chinese-American.

  His parents owned a Chinese restaurant that I worked at…Americanized Chinese, like everyone in America is used to.

  While I worked there his parents also opened up an authentic Chinese restaurant.

  Most of the stuff on the menu, Americans would ball at. There were dead ducks and pigs hanging in the window.

  But I tried cow tongue there for the first time. It was amazing. And something else with white sauce I don’t remember what it was but it was so damn good.

  I had a falling out with him, and the parents lost their restaurants in COVID.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tune a fish⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tuna fish is the chicken bird of the sea water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨im not telling you woof⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s hard candy she’s looking for, she should start her investigation at the White House.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If at first you don't connect⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It wouldn’t work, at all.

  You’ve got USB to db9 serial, to db25 female, back down to db9 serial. At this point, since the chain started life as a USB to serial adapter, this should be a functional serial port.

  But then, it gets converted to PS/2 mouse. Then to AT keyboard, then back to PS/2 mouse, before becoming a USB port again.

  That’s not how it works.

  You see, he should have just plugged the dongle directly into the usb port on the laptop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Darwin was a real one.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What?

  No.

  Darwin married his first cousin, yeah…that was the social norm at the time, not long ago.

  But he hypothesized and later proved that the inbreeding was a direct cause of his children’s poor health.

  I wouldn’t say he was a fan of inbreeding, just a reluctant participant who eventually warned us of its dangers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rage for the machine?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tread on me harder, daddy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you don't have a kid but still want to be part of the fun⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  New MAGA dog whistle just dropped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨new work computer wallpaper just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mare in English: a female horse.

  Mare in Latin: Sea.

  It’s a mare mare.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨L O V E⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you haven’t yet, be sure to read Project Hail Mary, preferably before seeing the movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use the garden hose like a civilized human being⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Every regulation is written in blood, or other bodily fluids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They do what?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi, got a staff here.

  I put on my robe and wizard hat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is generally true for most people, but no. When you eat really spicy food, especially something that actually has hot pepper seeds in it…it may be spicy on the way out, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We already have an entire subset of people who are proud to eat shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨halal paintball⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Baymax from Big Hero 6 doing “balalala”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk which would be worse tbh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you. That’s so interesting.

  I love unexpectedly learning random things. It’s what I miss about young reddit, people like Unidan just popping into threads and dropping knowledge unapologetically.

  Couple of weeks ago I had some swelling in my leg accompanied by pain and standard procedure there is "rule out deep vein thromboses (clot in big leg veins) with a vascular study (sonogram), first and foremost.

  First off…a male nurse escorted me to the sonographer in a transport chair (no chance of me walking all that way with the leg pain I was having). We shared an elevator with the UPS guy, who asked the nurse how he liked his sneakers (well known high-end walking sneaker brand)

  I realized then and there that I’m sitting adjacent to the greatest source of candid reviews on mens walking shoes: elevator small talk between a male nurse and a male UPS driver.

  I may have to buy myself a pair for myself after that conversation. The nurse was raving about them.

  But I digress. The sonographer was the real hero of this story. She was awesome. Despite the pain and my social anxiety, I was exceptionally chatty that day, and asked a few questions, and learned all about the leg-pump effect, and that she could see on her display when I was holding my breath because it would slow down the velocity of the blood in my veins.

  Like, I had never thought about either but they make total sense. Veins don’t have their own propulsion…most of the velocity they get is from “skeletal muscle pumps”…i.e. with the legs, as you walk or shift around while standing, it helps to pump the blood back up through the veins.

  All of a sudden I understood so many things. Why DVT happens. Why “sitting is the new smoking” (we also didn’t have nearly as many office jobs when everyone smoked). How compression socks work. Why sometimes, especially when sick, I get a head rush when I stand up after sitting for a while.

  Almost worth the thousands of dollars it cost to find out no clot, pre-existing varicose veins made it difficult for the initial doctor to differentiate between that and swelling, and that the pain was sudden onset sciatica, which I suspected all along (but never had it before so I was uncertain).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk which would be worse tbh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t just say it would be rude in one region without elaborating.

  Now my curiosity is piqued and I don’t even know how to get a brief answer without engaging an LLM or spending hours learning about regional discrepancies in Indian culture…a subject I had very little interest in, just a few minutes ago.

  My ADHD brain has got blue balls, man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk which would be worse tbh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s a British terrorist. Go with that one. That’s perfect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The dad that stepped down⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ancient greeks were a bunch of murderous, pedophile cucks.

  Greeks also invented democracy.

  Coincidence? I think not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk which would be worse tbh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My neighbors daughter’s name is Arya and her age places her around the time of the last season of GoT.

  Her mom swears she wasn’t named after Arya Stark. She’s half-Indian (the daughter) and mom is a white widow, so I don’t want to press to much about her husband…but man, iirc Arya was practically the biggest and most righteous badass of the whole series. She probably had the single highest body count. Girl should embrace that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The search thing in Google photos is beyond useless⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If we can’t have shitposts then what can we have?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The search thing in Google photos is beyond useless⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ehh still better than reddit’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I embody my philosophy.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This book requires a little help from your friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Learn how to use Windows 95 with Jennifer Aniston and Mathew Perry.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These are your Friends.

  These are your Friends on Epstein Island.

  Any questions?