JasonDJ

@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Aka “leche de pirata”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the same total amount of leches, just a little less of each one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  ¿Cuatro leches? ¿En esta económica?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science wins again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Well…Excedrin stacks Aspirin and Caffeine too. I’d always thought the caffeine was because caffeine withdrawal can cause headaches.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science wins again⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s actually not uncommon. People expect and manifest symptoms all the time.

  What side effects a drug would be likely to cause, the pharmacologist likely knows long before ever giving it to a human. When the human reports side effects that the drug is unlikely to cause…that human was probably a placebo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  25 years before 2019 was 1994. Killing Barney was all the rage back then.

  I remember seeing a game being demod at a computer fair around that time. It was Doom, but with the enemies graphics replaced with Barney characters.

  I think I was 9 at the time…right age for both hating Barney and loving Doom (at least in the mid 90s), and I was enamored with this game.

  My parents wouldn’t let me buy it though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  More slander and lies put out by that dipshit “Rainbow” Randolph.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah man, mayo is oil and eggs. You add in milk and sugar and cinnamon and you got French toast.

  The egg does something to it, texturally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Study Featuring AI-Generated Giant Rat Penis Retracted, Journal Apologizes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey you like cells?

  How do you like two testtomcels???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love science⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Kursgesagt Hentai? Where?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I WILL yuck your yum if you force-feed me a yum that is dumb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. Harry Potter wears glasses. What’s next, you gonna tell me that Clark Kent looks like Superman??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just keeping my buoyancy in check.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only manatees are known to do this. Womanatees are disgusted by the practice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The labeling on OTC pain relievers, etc. This is why I just pop 3 and hope for the best.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe you’re wired different. I skimmed the whole thing twice, specifically looking for the directions section, knowing how it should look. I missed it the first time…I thought the joke was that there weren’t any directions, or they were hidden on a page 2.

  Maybe my ADHD mind?

  I definitely get what OP is saying tho. Having an unknown and changing number of warnings, before the directions, in the same typeface as the directions, could make it more dangerous.

  Ideally there would be a color-coded label system for different types/severities of warnings, and the direction clearly printed above/near the top. Having all the warnings first didn’t make me read them, just the bolded parts, looking for the directions. Directions are the most looked-for thing, they should be in an obvious place.

  This is like the drug companies following supermarket logic, putting the milk in the back corner of the store hoping you impulse a bunch of stuff on the way. But instead of desired results, they are making people skip over the warnings entirely and just get raw milk from their neighbor, because there’s no warnings on that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eminem is still the goat!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh this makes me want to do like a fantasy draft pick of outspoken celebrity Trump critics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My kitten loves his hammock in the bathroom window, but my neighbor's trash pile ruins pictures⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Man could you just imagine what could happen if someone walking by just happened to flick a lit cigarette or 20 into that pile?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-Wrex'd⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Upper quintile is just tired of explaining Kosmoceratops to normies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're just friends!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that Tommy Chong???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boxing day nightmare⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Press X to doubt…they didn’t have Ikea until well after the medieval period.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On dasher!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You wanna know something sweet and innocent?

  When my oldest was like…3 or 4 (he’s nine now) the kid would hear that line and then say “What’s ‘soapin’?”.

  So glad that was the part of “horse open” that he asked about.

  He also (still) thinks the Eric Clapton song “Cocaine” is saying “Cooking”. Sometimes I sing it to him at bedtime with that lyric.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes I know it doesn't work like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Haven’t we solved that? How does offshore oil work?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lets fucking go⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile I can’t buy flavored snus in my state…I can drive 20 minutes to the next state and buy shitty flavored snus, or I can import much better stuff from Sweden for half the price. Which of course needs an adult to sign for it. And of course it’s been stuck in Customs since Friday and I’m down to my last few cans.

  But I can order hemp-derived THC seltzers, sometimes 25mg/can, online, no ID needed, and have it delivered to my house by the same driver. Hell there’s a fair number of brands that’ll send you a 4-pack for S/H only.

  But if I buy THC Seltzer from the dispensary, it’s limited to 5mg per can, there’s a limit on how many cans I can buy, I need to present ID and cannot use a credit card.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ohmy god…ops kid is probably fine, VRI responsible.

  If he starts hanging out with a kid named Eli tho, be careful. I hear he’s selling crystal meth now. Idk anything about him except that they call him the ICE man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing to see here folks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trumpcorn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True to form ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does it say “Trump” in that onions asscrack?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're switching produce! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man the “How to Train Your Dragon” live action sucked (compared to the original…I guess it’d be alright if the animated one was never made).

  Now they want to ruin Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're switching produce! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll do you one better… lemmy.zip/post/55427007

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sir, they are attacking the whotilla⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Who’s didn’t want to enter the conflict, but they had no choice. The hunters were threatening Thidwick and with it, their entire supply of moose juice. King Yertle got what he deserved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you realize it's time to trade in your old sedan for an SUV⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tough titty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you realize it's time to trade in your old sedan for an SUV⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks like a corded model though.

  With a corded portable bandsaw, you’ve got to be very careful not to mistakenly cut through the cord. That makes a lot of sparks, and then you have to repair the cord.

  You get a lot more power out of corded models but I’d be surprised if there aren’t some quality cordless tools out there.

  You’d want to make sure that you’ve got enough battery for the job, but you could do it anywhere, even in the middle of the woods.

  Of course, the main reason to maime/dismember the corpse is for ease of transport. It’d be pretty silly to drag the whole body to the woods and then cut it to pieces.

  Still, you never know where you’re going to wake up standing over a dead body, so you gotta be prepared.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has anyone considered maybe Epstein was sex trafficking donald trump?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the face of man you can depend on.

  Sorry…mis-spoke.

  That’s the face of a man with depends on.