JasonDJ
@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Progress? 11 hours ago:
This cartoon reminds me of Terry from Pixar’s Soul and I don’t know why.
- Comment on Progress? 11 hours ago:
The ai that drew this needs to touch grass.
- Comment on There are still good people in this world. 1 day ago:
I thought all Germans were Dutch but not all Dutch were Germans. Was I way off?
- Comment on There are still good people in this world. 1 day ago:
Ok now I’m more confused about what’s Dutch vs. what’s German than I am about what’s British vs. what’s English.
- Comment on There are still good people in this world. 1 day ago:
- Comment on what? 2 days ago:
I read this while I’m sitting, hunched over, on an ice pack, at physical therapy for sciatica.
Thank you for the reminder.
- Comment on 3 days ago:
I think (and IANA astrophysicist) that they are saying because of the density of the sun, forced if gravity are so strong that time dilation occurs, making the core “older” than the surface.
- Comment on Whodunit 3 days ago:
Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife.
- Comment on I'm literally just vibing 3 days ago:
I started wegovy pill last month and have lost 30lbs so far, roughly 8% of my starting body weight.
I’m a fat fuck though, and my first pounds always come off easy. Plus there were a couple days I just didn’t eat because I was throwing up constantly.
The starting doses are $149/mo with mfg coupon and no insurance. Higher doses I think are $199. I believe both are cheaper than the injected variety.
As much as I hate the fact that I have to pay out of pocket for any medication…I’m fairly sure my grocery bill dropped by more than $149 since starting.
- Comment on Flippin' 3 days ago:
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
–Jesus Christ.
- Comment on The way this egg peels in infuriating 3 days ago:
60 eggs all at once, or 5 batches of a dozen each?
As I understand it, you should be able to pile the eggs on in there, they shouldn’t move like they would in a full rolling boil.
But at the same time, I had been warned not to put all of my eggs together.
- Comment on Just like my abuelita used to make 3 days ago:
It’s pronounced OWN-ya. Not to be confused with the singer Enya.
You have to keep your tongue at the top of your mouth while you roll through the O-sound.
White boys have more trouble with this than rr.
- Comment on The way this egg peels in infuriating 3 days ago:
I made boiled (well, steamed) eggs in my instant pot and they came out perfect…
Put eggs on trivet. Add 1c water. Lid on, sealed. 5 minutes high pressure. 5 minutes off and sealed. 1 minute venting. 5+ minutes ice bath.
The ice bath is the critical part.
The shells slide off.
- Comment on Want fries with that? Or maybe 10,000 ice waters 3 days ago:
Extra big-ass language model.
- Comment on What the Hell is this Bull shit ? 4 days ago:
It’s a florida ounce. Takes its roots in the cocaine industry in the 1980s.
A florida ounce is approximately equal to about 25g of mass (on earth), or 25mL of volume.
- Comment on No, I don't know what a rabbit is, nor do I care. 4 days ago:
All (chicken, at least…probably other species too) eggs start out white…but pigments get added near the end of the egg development process.
That’s how my girls have eggs in many different colors.
- Comment on No, I don't know what a rabbit is, nor do I care. 4 days ago:
You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side.
- Comment on So I was doing this chick one time, right… 6 days ago:
Um, there’s a mollusk, see…And he walks up to a sea, well he doesn’t walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn’t moving. He’s in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they… I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I… There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don’t talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber…
With fronds like these, who needs anemones?
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Sometimes a monopoly can have so much money that it actually does some very significant amount of innovation. Look at Ma Bell.
The problem is to not let them get so big though. Then you’ve got to break it up and that gets hairy. Look at Ma Bell.
And then they might try to get back together. Look at Ma Bell.
And at the end of it, we might just end up with a duopoly of shit. Look at Ma Bell and Xfinity.
- Comment on SlopOS 11 1 week ago:
“Copilot, order me…uh…us one diet coke”
Ordering -1 diet coke…
…received 65535 diet cokes…
- Comment on It's me again 1 week ago:
Hey that guy blowing lines off the toilet may, one day, become the US Secretary of Health and Human Services.
- Comment on Take a break from being so high and mighty 1 week ago:
I’m a lot of things. But I am not mighty.
- Comment on It's me again 1 week ago:
Do you have “his & hers” toilets? Or joining you on the same toilet?
- Comment on It's totally healthy and safe 1 week ago:
GeoCities would like a word.
They had a pretty decent web-based WYSIWYG for the time.
- Comment on Utroba Cave in Bulgaria 1 week ago:
IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
- Comment on Why don;t most of us Americans only need like one foreign language to pass high school? Why not make it mandatory for like 3 or 4 languages?Would that not give us the upper hand when traveling? 1 week ago:
Hahah travel. Funny joke.
In truth, though, a small number of school districts do do immersive bilingual K-12 education. That means the full curriculum is bilingual…around here usually English/Spanish. Not just one class. Usually in tightly integrated (read: mixed-race) communities.
- Comment on Nutritional Hexes 1 week ago:
Seriously those starving children in africa owe me a little bit of thanks for always finishing my plate. Or something.
- Comment on Pass me some 1 week ago:
- Comment on Nutritional Hexes 1 week ago:
What’s difficult is keeping with it.
My weight has fluctuated from a low of 180lbs to a high of 450lbs throughout my entire adult life.
I know what to do. I know it’s easy to do it.
The hard part is knowing that the second I stop counting, it all comes piling back on.
It’s incredibly discouraging to know that most people can just…live. They eat when they’re hungry. They don’t constantly have a voice in their head telling them to eat when they aren’t. They don’t use sweets for emotional support or stress relief. They can leave food on a plate when they’re full. And they feel full with reasonable portions of food.
Moreso, they aren’t riddled with anxiety whenever their fat ass is on display out in public doing exercise.
I had an elderly woman at physical therapy tell me I’m the biggest man she’s ever seen. You know how upsetting that is? Like, no shit, I know I’m fat. And sure she likely has no filter because of dementia but man it still burns.
- Comment on Just like me fr 1 week ago:
No, all socks have at least one hole in them.
