JasonDJ
@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Had to fight off the twinks for this bread 5 hours ago:
That’s quite a lot of bread. You must’ve been beating them off with both hands!
- Comment on Had to fight off the twinks for this bread 6 hours ago:
Stapling it to trees?
- Comment on US problems require US solutions 23 hours ago:
I don’t think he knows about second gun, Pip.
- Comment on But boy could he play it 23 hours ago:
Oh man let me see if I can remember this…
Does it go “Baaah ba-baa badada dadaaaa”?
- Comment on Here's some toast 1 day ago:
Could it be…seitan?
- Comment on Maybe 1 day ago:
Alright this is the first bean meme I’ve actually had to share with my wife, a normie.
She says “I’m uncomfortable”.
- Comment on NYT hiding information regarding a health related food recall behind a paywall 2 days ago:
Nah everybody who can read has always at least able to see the headlines as they walked by.
Everything old is new again.
- Comment on Might be time to change prescriptions again 2 days ago:
Found the medic station at Anthrocon, eh?
- Comment on What is the best laptop you can get for under 650€? 2 days ago:
I basically only buy used Lenovo T-Series 14" laptops now.
Anything else is a POS or overpriced.
- Comment on Canada should make the USA pay for this 3 days ago:
Blows my mind that Trump was raising a stink over the smoke when it was pouring into NYC and New England.
All things considered, I’d expect him to fan the flames much, much more literally.
- Comment on Just need to take a quick stretch 3 days ago:
Despite all his rage, it’s a hot dog Nicholas Cage.
- Comment on Hey looky! I'm on a list a just learned about three minutes ago! 3 days ago:
It means you’re my kind of people.
- Comment on Hey looky! I'm on a list a just learned about three minutes ago! 3 days ago:
I love how Lemmy’s biggest scandal to-date involves an open-source app for Lemmy.
Can’t get that on reddit.
Because they pulled the rug out from developers…sure…but that’s besides the point.
- Comment on VOP 3 days ago:
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- Comment on Just got arrested for a supposed DWI even though I blew a 0.0000000. Don't cops need to read your Miranda rights to you? I asked for a blood or hair follicle test and I was denied. WTH is happening? 4 days ago:
Are they realizing that cops are class traitors?
The message used to be if you were unarmed and someone broke into your house, you’d be dead and your wifes rapist would be finished and on his way back to the ghetto by the time the cops even found out.
- Comment on Just got arrested for a supposed DWI even though I blew a 0.0000000. Don't cops need to read your Miranda rights to you? I asked for a blood or hair follicle test and I was denied. WTH is happening? 4 days ago:
All I can smell is bacon, sir.
- Comment on Badge of Honor 4 days ago:
99%
- Comment on Badge of Honor 4 days ago:
Actually the last thing I argued about was a conservative talking point.
Which point is that? Sounding like a douche, or not caring about politics?
- Comment on Badge of Honor 4 days ago:
What a woke-ass liberal thing to say.
- Comment on Id play it 4 days ago:
God damnit I just lost the game.
- Comment on Why do older files tend to have file extensions in all caps? 5 days ago:
C:\PROGRA~1 - Comment on Nutbusters 5 days ago:
Bustin’ makes me feel good.
- Comment on Where do I go for unbiased news in the world without it having an ulterior motive or kissing ass to the establishment of said country? 5 days ago:
Closest I can think of is a news aggregation service like ground news…but as a user of theirs, there is still bias…it’s just “their bias”.
It presents you with how they rank different news outlets on political alignment and factuality…which itself is a problem…it’s how they rank it. You may rank it differently.
They also provide a summary and headline for all stories, which itself could be editorialized. And getting a push with an editorialized headline can easily prime your reaction to it.
Still, it’s the best I’ve seen, and I gladly renewed.
- Comment on A $40,000-per-Year AI School With No Teachers Is Opening in Oklahoma This August 6 days ago:
No teachers means none of those pesky “mandatory reporters”.
- Comment on A $40,000-per-Year AI School With No Teachers Is Opening in Oklahoma This August 6 days ago:
AI marketing and propaganda is more dense than the skulls of the people soaking it up. I wouldn’t be too surprised.
- Comment on Film Studios: "Put that man in a jungle!" 6 days ago:
I questioned why they didn’t make a live-action/cgi hybrid of Pocahontas like they did for so many other Disney movies.
Then I realized that that’s basically Avatar.
- Comment on Film Studios: "Put that man in a jungle!" 6 days ago:
The Boulder feels conflicted.
- Comment on Film Studios: "Put that man in a jungle!" 6 days ago:
Of course not. Don’t you know where sand comes from?
Rocks.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I mean, for all you know he had an agent set up to take that queue and send personalized messages to his spouse, boss, and mistress in his current town, letting them all know of his arrival.
- Comment on time flys!! 1 week ago:
Fr tho that kid did really shoot up. Like, height-wise.