JasonDJ
@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Trump supporter Rick Fuze was arrested in CA for using a stun gun on peaceful protesters outside a Tesla dealership. The woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor with 16,000 citations. 5 hours ago:
Suck another dick.
Very few franchises the size of HP have multiple badass female characters. Maybe Arya Stark and Brienne of Tarth?
- Comment on Satire is dead 👌 7 hours ago:
Security and messaging is tricky to get right. Government uses a lot of COTS stuff because it’s easier to have someone to sue when shit goes south.
- Comment on Trump supporter Rick Fuze was arrested in CA for using a stun gun on peaceful protesters outside a Tesla dealership. The woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor with 16,000 citations. 18 hours ago:
Not for nothing but I’d take that like a badge of honor.
Like getting the shit beat out of me by Minerva McGonagall. I’d let her. She could beat me up all night long.
- Comment on Enshittification 2 days ago:
Vinny Pazienza, aka The Pazmanian Devil, aka Vinny Paz, aka Paz. Was another boxer.
George Foreman grills suck.
- Comment on Enshittification 2 days ago:
His grill. It drained out all the flavor.
- Comment on Enshittification 2 days ago:
George Foreman was the shitty burger guy.
Paz just broke his neck in a car accident, sued his driver for a million bucks, got drunk all the time, and started beating his wife and passing bad checks.
But what George did to burgers is irredeemable.
- Comment on I'm sure dolphins will fuck it up in their own special way. 3 days ago:
They could’ve stopped at Purple and my life would be fulfilled enough.
- Comment on How do the Republicans feel about Project 2025 now? 5 days ago:
I’m really digging the irony of this thread…
- Comment on Not today 5 days ago:
A machinist? And they specialize in front wheel transaxles?
- Comment on "You should probably just throw it away" 6 days ago:
That’s cool, but a lot of people (myself included) aren’t able to justify a brand new laptop. I can absolutely afford a new laptop…I just have no desire to buy one when older ones work just fine and have plenty of life in them.
My current laptop is a T495 that I bought at a flea market two years ago for $100 and it still handles all of my needs completely fine. My kid is using a T470 I bought not too long before that for around the same price, and it does everything he needs too (though it could stand to handle Minecraft JE a bit better…)
If you aren’t doing high-end gaming or video editing, practically any computer can handle like 95% of other daily home computer tasks.
- Comment on "You should probably just throw it away" 1 week ago:
Hold on to your butts.
Big influx of Linux-compatible office PCs hitting eBay soon.
- Comment on You really missed out if you are too young to remember this 1 week ago:
I wanna listen to Cake today.
I want to listen to Cake.
I wanna listen to Cake today.
I wanna listen…to Cake…
- Comment on Free Him! 1 week ago:
Hedgehog dust. Don’t breathe this.
- Comment on I'm just happy you thought it was funny, dear 1 week ago:
This is the bad thing about finding a good employer…the type you feel okay staying at a long time because they treat you well, the pay is reasonable and the benefits are great.
That’s where I’m at now, and I’m starting to get bit in the ass by my own harebrained ideas, too.
- Comment on I'm just happy you thought it was funny, dear 1 week ago:
Me explaining why anything is the way it is at work…
Well you see…before I started they had this hare-brained idea, and I’ve been trying to fix it every year since.
- Comment on Cosmology (2025-03-12) 1 week ago:
Doctor doctor? Gimme the news.
- Comment on You need to have a special gift of understanding kids to be a grammar school teacher 1 week ago:
Rob Schneider is…an antivaxxer.
That’s not even a joke.
Good thing I don’t take my medical advice from comedians that are only famous because they are friends with Adam Sandler.
- Comment on Book now for 2025's most on-theme cruise destination 2 weeks ago:
So long, and thanks for all the cyanide?
- Comment on There Have Been Times I Liked The Villain Dynamics Better 2 weeks ago:
Seinfeld.
You’re describing Seinfeld.
- Comment on it really do be like that 2 weeks ago:
Sometimes it bees like that.
- Comment on Thinkpad for the win 2 weeks ago:
Nobody cares about thinkpads getting scratched up because the shell shows fingerprints like a motherfucker.
I love my Thinkpads though…namely because I use Linux at home and I’m cheap about laptops…used T-series is probably the best cheap Linux laptop, in general.
- Comment on Acorns! 2 weeks ago:
I think trypophobia is a “meme” phobia on the internet.
Like how everyone says “oh that’s my OCD”. It’s not really OCD (and it’s somewhat demeaning to people that do really have OCD), they’re just picky/finicky/particular.
Same with trypophobia. It may be a crippling phobia to a small amount of people, but it’s unsettling at most to a lot of people. Like that. Lots of people don’t have a serious phobia around a bunch of holes (some people do, I’m not saying it’s not real)…it just makes them feel really uncomfortable in a weird and almost indescribably reason.
- Comment on Acorns! 2 weeks ago:
This is why I got chickens instead of ducks.
- Comment on Dancing in the dawn 2 weeks ago:
LET THE WILD RUMPUS START!
- Comment on Spent half an hour on it. Felt good. 2 weeks ago:
Disney is on my good side as enemy-of-my-enemy, DeSantis. But that’s it.
- Comment on That explains a lot 3 weeks ago:
Well, yeah.
If you wish to build a black hole from scratch, you must first build the universe.
- Comment on I miss them so much. 4 weeks ago:
I never really liked eggs.
Until my wife came home with a bunch of chickens.
Now I love eggs. And I have far more than I know what to do with, so we’ve been gifting a lot of eggs.
- Comment on What Did William Burrito Mean by This? 4 weeks ago:
Well, killing billionaires is taxing the rich, just in a roundabout way and with a little bit of class-eugenics sprinkled on top.
At least as long as we have estate taxes. And until some next-of-kin decides to liquidate everything and give to charity.
- Comment on A daunting realization 5 weeks ago:
Old Deuteronomy.
- Comment on A daunting realization 5 weeks ago:
I feel like I heard this perspective elsewhere…it may have been The Hidden Life of Trees by Peter Wohlleben. Which I really enjoyed, myself.