JasonDJ
@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Is this accurate, Canadians? 13 hours ago:
Now I’m craving some maple syrup poutine.
- Comment on Lemmyshitpost lately 1 day ago:
Kevin James stars as Bob in Adam Sandler’s Fight Club.
- Comment on owo 3 days ago:
Eli goddangit I told you to PUSH.
- Comment on My glasses 4 days ago:
And will probably remain as such until spez creates an account here.
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 4 days ago:
I’m really starting to question the world and that dude from reddit was probably ahead of his time.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 5 days ago:
Dude if there weren’t NSAID’s or Gabapentin you’d be sayin he got off easy.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 5 days ago:
Funny, when you apply that to biology, I think it changes its name to “eugenics”.
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 5 days ago:
Connect 4 is still played in two dimensions tho…
- Comment on Paid for by...boobs? 5 days ago:
“OnlyFans Paid For This” tattoo but above your chemo port scar.
God bless America.
- Comment on Paid for by...boobs? 6 days ago:
“Proud parent of an OnlyFans ‘student’”
- Comment on I like moms 6 days ago:
Aunt May, nooooo!
- Comment on Paid for by...boobs? 6 days ago:
I wish I had this on my minivan.
- Comment on Happy international women's day 6 days ago:
96% of the day is better than 76% of the day.
It’s a bullshit part of the day we lose, anyway. Seriously, who uses 2am?
- Comment on hoot 1 week ago:
What’d they say before we invented barns?
Who?
The owls.
Who
Barn owls! What were they called before barns!
Who
- Comment on How do people survive in America? This is with insurance! 1 week ago:
My employer sends out a sheet every year that itemizes our entire comp package.
The single most expensive is my insurance, a family EPO with a $750/1500 deductible.
I pay $8200/yr. My employer pays nearly $33,000.
Forty. Thousand. Dollars. For one family.
Plus another $10k or so for Medicare and Dental and Vision.
$50k, per year, all told.
And then deductibles, co-pays, etc.
And then…the fuckers…you put money in your FSA but can’t locate the receipt? Fuck off man, that money is for your employer now.
Our President is fucking children with zero consequence, and I need to show a fucking receipt to reimburse a fucking $3 prescription, with my own money that I put there.
After myself and my employer already paid $50k combined into the system?
Fuck this country man.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Fallout Boy (or, specifically, Patrick Stump) also does the theme song for “Spidey and His Amazing Friends” and “Hot Wheels: Let’s Race!”
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Not nearly as big of a story but you should hear about BER - The Night Begins to Shine..
- Written in 2005 as an assignment to "create an 80s-style song for a music library’s
- In 2014, appeared in an episode of Teen Titans Go for fewer than 10s as a throwaway joke.
- Hit #23 in Billboard charts
- Inspired TTG to make followup miniseries with covers by bands like Fallout Boy and Ceelo Green
- Comment on Me when I installed a game on Steam with only 150 downloads 1 week ago:
Always has been.
- Comment on This is how I draw dogs (try hard even) 1 week ago:
No I meant Usha.
- Comment on This is how I draw dogs (try hard even) 1 week ago:
That dog has an uncanny resemblance to JD Vance. Maybe it’s the beard?
- Comment on Make sure you know what your kid is getting themselves into 1 week ago:
“This salad tastes like pussy” vibes.
- Comment on Make sure you know what your kid is getting themselves into 1 week ago:
Years ago I would try to hide my pot smoking from my parents.
Now I am hiding my pot smoking from my kids.
Someday my kids will be hiding their pot smoking from me.
And my dad ended up getting into hydroponic gardening shortly after I moved out.
The circle of life, man.
- Comment on Dear Faith II 1 week ago:
Faith, what are you doing? Rainbow Tables are for the CS class!
- Comment on A modest proposal 1 week ago:
Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? - Comment on A modest proposal 1 week ago:
Dude why do you think they had Vietnam?
Wasn’t enough houses, colleges, and jobs for all of the boomers that were coming of age.
Cull the herd a bit. Problem solved.
- Comment on big facts 1 week ago:
God has not once healed an amputee. What does he have against them?
- Comment on He'll arrest you with his nippies ❤️🔥 2 weeks ago:
It’s right there on the list. Y2k women wanted Mel Gibson. Again, before everyone knew he was a nutter. And apparently despite Lethal Weapon 4 when he was clearly too old for this shit.
- Comment on He'll arrest you with his nippies ❤️🔥 2 weeks ago:
They are highest grossing because they sold the most tickets.
Uncool movies don’t sell the most seats.
It’s literally a popularity contest. And popularity contests are always given to the coolest.
- Comment on He'll arrest you with his nippies ❤️🔥 2 weeks ago:
“Cool” is subjective. But if you’re looking at a population, you need to look at what is most popular to determine what people think is “cool”.
Mass approval means mass acceptance. Mass acceptance means mass cool.
I can’t think of a better measure for what the majority of people like and think is cool, than cinema gross revenue. Because most walks of life enjoy the movies. Hollywood knows movie-goers vote with their wallets, or at least they knew that in 2000.
Hipsters weren’t gonna be cool for nearly a decade.
Iron Man wouldn’t come out till 2008, roughly the time the universe splintered and we got stuck in Timeline B. That was basically the beginning of the end of anything making sense. Now everything’s a reboot, a sequel, a sequel to a reboot, or a reboot of a sequel.
- Comment on He'll arrest you with his nippies ❤️🔥 2 weeks ago:
It’s probably my favorite movie on that list, but only because I can enjoy it with my kids.
A few more years and then, maybe I can bring them into the JasonDJ “circle of trust”.