JasonDJ
@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
- Comment on 😭😭😭 12 hours ago:
Some sort of pigeon/chicken hybrid?
Chigeon? Picken?
- Comment on Looking for work? Need a job with good pay and benefits? Have any sense of ethics? ICE is hiring and has low standards. Sign up for ICE and be the most incompetent agent in history. 23 hours ago:
As a dude whose in IT for a DoD contractor, you’ve got me questioning our internal threat standards.
- Comment on Just keep typing, wage slaves 3 days ago:
I called corporate and they said they would put in a ticket with the landlord. What more can I do?
- Comment on Tbf he did gather enough data to get a more stylish outfit and haircut. 4 days ago:
The dude literally has the power to define cool in his own image.
- Comment on When you work for a company owned by a A..hole 4 days ago:
Oh, so only one sex worker was involved in the catapult incident. The rest were no incident.
- Comment on When you work for a company owned by a A..hole 4 days ago:
For good measure, you should skip breakfast and make sure you have a big lunch.
No reason to give your boss any of your breakfast tho. That’s on your time.
- Comment on When you work for a company owned by a A..hole 4 days ago:
Were there multiple catapults, as well?
- Comment on When you work for a company owned by a A..hole 5 days ago:
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Have vendor take you out to lunch.
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Walk into bosses office and regurgitate the lunch onto their desk.
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Profit?
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- Comment on When you work for a company owned by a A..hole 5 days ago:
Ootl…did the catapult incident involve a sex worker?
- Comment on boy is getting older 6 days ago:
Team cock-it.
- Comment on Be not afraid!! 6 days ago:
That little shellboi looks like he’s holding up devils horns.
Is this a Rock Lobster?
- Comment on But I am mighty!! 1 week ago:
Let out in on a little secret…you gotta attack at night.
- Comment on Open defiance 1 week ago:
Wtf kinda Jim Crow bullshit is this?
- Comment on Best way to drink coke? 1 week ago:
Can coke is best coke.
Then 20oz bottle.
Then taps, but only if they aren’t cheap with the syrup or heavy-handed with the bubbles.
- Comment on A story in one photo 1 week ago:
Dude there was a chipmunk stuck in my enclosed chicken run the other day (door was open)…and I put down a broody hen just outside.
They both kept on running into the hardware cloth walls.
But holy shit was that girl proud of herself when she chased away the “threat”.
- Comment on thinking 1 week ago:
This guy…putting Descartes before the hoes.
- Comment on I'm down 1 week ago:
Adoring fangirl: so why do they call you “horse man”?
Horseman: let’s go back to my place and I’ll show you…
…later, in the horse cave…
Fangirl: omg it smells like a damp barn
- Comment on One day... 1 week ago:
Thf it was obvious when he formed a cocoon.
Moths come out cocoons.
Caterpillars come out of A chrysalis.
- Comment on Oranges? In this economy? 1 week ago:
He’s actually saying “Noteins ensparq” which is Klingon for “Prevent Scurvy”.
- Comment on To thy own self be true 2 weeks ago:
Acting on your best behaviour
Turn your back on Mother Nature
Everybody wants to be a crab. - Comment on Protection 2 weeks ago:
Wifi is a fickle beast, though you may be right.
The elements of the cage will probably interfere, but won’t straight up block the signal. To be an effective faraday cage, holes in the material must be no bigger than 1/10th the wavelength.
2.4GHz wifi has a wavelength of 12cm, and 5GHz is about 5cm…so holes in the cage should be no bigger than 1.2cm for 2.4GHz, or 0.5cm for 5GHz.
Problem #1 is this AP is oriented vertically on a wall. The antennas in these models are designed to be parallel to the floor, and usually not much higher than 15ft.
- Comment on I might be Luna 2 weeks ago:
My wife got a tattoo of a Luna moth on her wrist. She got it in on a whim in Austin while we were there for a couple of days before heading up to Dallas for the eclipse last year, so it has a bit of a special meaning.
The tattoo itself came out great, but when my kids saw it upside down, they were convinced it was Mr. Crabs, and I think they might be right.
- Comment on RIP Thomas 2 weeks ago:
Good beer comes in 6-packs…but great beer comes in 4-packs.
- Comment on RIP Thomas 2 weeks ago:
This is why I love my hens.
Like, I had no idea. I didn’t even want chickens. One day my wife comes home with a 6-pack.
Now tho? I could spend a whole day sitting outside, stoned, just watching them live their life. It’s like a soap opera with miniature dinosaurs.
- Comment on this thing fucking sucks 3 weeks ago:
Do black holes have a temperature, or is time just so dilated that it appears to have no temperature from our perspective?
Is temperature a function of time??
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- Comment on There's no wrong way to stroke it 3 weeks ago:
This runs me the wrong way.
- Comment on Xbox Game Pass might be getting a price hike 3 weeks ago:
Oof. On the one hand, I’ve found games that I wouldn’t have bought that I really enjoyed. Like Avowed. I loved every second of it. Hi-fi Rush was like this for me too. I’ve barely heard any talk of both of these games.
Plus tons of Indy titles I’d never heard of. Can’t tell you how much time I spent in Power Wash Simulator
On the other hand…I hate buying games. It’s a big commitment when you don’t know if you’re going to like it. Most the time I end up not even playing half the game.
And, I go months without playing my Xbox as it is. Right now I’m finding myself getting back into WoW (I haven’t really played since wotlk …it’s a whole different game now). Why should I keep game pass?
- Comment on Oink 3 weeks ago:
This is because in Islamic cultures, pork is forbidden.
- Comment on Seems like a simple solution 3 weeks ago:
Basic hygiene is gay, not something any self-respecting cis-het alpha-man should be spending his time doing.
/s if not painfully obvious.
