JasonDJ

@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google requires me to find a "verification code" from my android device in order to log in; the device in question has already been wiped (factory reset).⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Airplane codes? Was that an autocorrect for API?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiramisuitcase⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  America’s favorite dessert.

  (There was a celebrity episode of Family Feud with Honey Boo-Boo versus Cake Boss. Cake Boss family got to the final round and one of the questions was “America’s favorite dessert”. Somebody from his family said Tiramisu, and someone said Cannoli. Neither were even on the board. I don’t really like Family Feud (or at least Steve Harvey), cake boss, or honey booboo…but that episode was hysterical).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  La Vie Bohème!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pearson complaining about using Linux to access my course material⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Upgrayedd. With two “d”'s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some Grammaticial voices.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A Song of Ice-III and Fire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To whom it may concern⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This must’ve been a long time ago. Otherwise where would you find a phone book, let alone a thick one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' finera;l⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Listen once you’ve gotten to his age, you’ve been to a lot of funerals. They’re all the same, nothing exciting happens, and the guest-of-honor definitely could not care less.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philosophy moment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “So dance fucker dance” is You’re gonna go far, kid.

  “Jay committed suicide (Brandon OD’d and died)” is The kids aren’t alright.

  Both Offspring, tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a tiebreaker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Really gotta wonder how America hasn’t invented a corn-based, low-cost, durable polymer that breaks down in typical landfills.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a tiebreaker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I never thought I’d put these words together…but Walmart is the classier choice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*No.*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  HOAs, like most everything else in America that sucks, is rooted in racism.

  It’s a way of keeping…undesirables…out of the neighborhood. Or at least pressure them to leave.

  True “as long as it hurts the other guy more” energy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Somebodys got a case of the Easter Mondays⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What units should we use for the formula?

  I’m going with weeks for age, teaspoons for size, acres for area, and leagues for depth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feces is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think OP is implying we should eat shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you built like a pirate from the knees down?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man go⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  T-Shirt, black, with white text “I see a little silhouette-o of a man, on my shirt, on my shirt, and he’s holding a mango”, and a picture matching this description above.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The inconsistent naming for insert row/columns in the German MS Office⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a very good reason for this.

  Microsoft’s localization team is just three monolinguals and Copilot. And the monolinguals are all managers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me want cookie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t kink shame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me want cookie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not necessarily, it’s common to “mate” as part of war and conquest. Usually there’s a more descriptive word for it, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me want cookie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a time when Sapiens and Neanderthals co-existed…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Describe conservatives with one picture⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wrong thread, Here you go

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ran out of toilet paper⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did he come in through the toilet??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Banana Split⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fidget spinner for scale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Banana Split⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I put my dick in it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Going to quit my job and just do sculping full time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything about this feels off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stuck⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It really depends on both the size of the fidget spinner and the will of the child.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting logic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny you should mention that.

  My paternal grandparents were very religious, and my dad attended mass regularly as a kid and went to Catholic school.

  However, I don’t think he’s willingly set foot into a church except for funerals since I was born.

  My grandmother would drag me to church several times a week though.

  Didn’t stop my dad from threatening to baptize my kids behind my back. I think it was said in jest, or maybe to troll me…but my oldest is 8 now and neither of my kids have been around my parents unsupervised. Reap what you sow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting logic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d wager most millenial-and-older atheists probably attended mass regularly as kids. Many are probably baptized, confirmed, had communion, etc.

  We just realized it’s all bullshit intended for social control at some point along the way.

  Same kids who stopped saying the pledge in school as soon as they realized they could.

  Zoomer and younger atheists…yeah, they might have not had that experience. Probably because they were brought up by already-atheist gen-x and older millennials.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting fact about humans in zero gravity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On Earth, you thrust to orgasm.

  In space, you orgasm to thrust.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A funny thing about Americans and calendar dates⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We had one, yes, but what about fourth July?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A funny thing about Americans and calendar dates⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why can’t Trump use unitary executive theory to do something good…like force everyone to use ISO 8601.