JasonDJ
@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Into the meat grinder! 5 hours ago:
Right? I wouldn’t be surprised if this has happened to him. He works in a fast food restaurant ffs.
- Comment on If it ain’t broke… 5 hours ago:
Yeah but I try to pretend he doesn’t exist. Which wasn’t easy because my face-blindness really made me think Toby was Zuck in this post.
- Comment on If it ain’t broke… 6 hours ago:
Yeah but fuck him.
Fuck Jobs and Gates, too, for that matter…but the modern tech moguls are way, way more dangerous than those two were.
- Comment on Hot in the car today 19 hours ago:
Light a candle, ffs.
- Comment on If it ain’t broke… 19 hours ago:
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs both did this too, at their respective career peaks.
- Comment on Canon requires an account to transfer images from your camera. Forces you to sign up using Chrome. 19 hours ago:
Not to mention likely cataloged by geotag and used for “targeted marketing” by Canon and “select partners”.
That shit is just creepy.
- Comment on Italian style pizza 1 day ago:
What you’re expecting 400% real cheese? This ain’t Whole Foods man.
- Comment on Italian style pizza 1 day ago:
So I shouldn’t feel bad about putting ragu on ramen?
- Comment on Italian style pizza 1 day ago:
Shitty cheap cheese pizza is best pizza.
Idk what it is…maybe nostalgia.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
“Rich” is just “selfish” with a heaping side of luck.
- Comment on Rule 34 rule 3 days ago:
Hayley would get it tho.
- Comment on And gay men. I'm sorry. I'm weak for it 4 days ago:
Hehehe yep.
Lived in New England my whole life.
Coffee is a drink best served cold. Preferably also brewed cold.
Or coffee syrup in milk. Now ya know which New England state. Get that with 6 all the way.
- Comment on Seems like a reasonable position to take 1 week ago:
My wife works at Trader Joe’s.
One day a customer asked why all the people are always so happy.
She was working next to her mate (manager) who replied “Well, we don’t drug test, so that helps”.
- Comment on Her hook job marks the spot 1 week ago:
No, but she’s got a nice booty.
- Comment on Yet exactly the same 1 week ago:
If it was just the words, itd be a showerthought, not a shitpost.
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 1 week ago:
Why did I read that in Napoleon Dynamite’s voice?
- Comment on Yabba-dabba-doo! 1 week ago:
Brought to you by Winston Cigarettes, the number one doctor recommended brand.
- Comment on I have a terrible memory for numbers so: 1 week ago:
I set my pin to our anniversary date so I wouldn’t forget it. You would not believe how often I get locked out of my phone n
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 1 week ago:
Ah the original working name for the villain of 101 Damnations. Jew Ellie DeVille.
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 1 week ago:
…what kinda hash?
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 1 week ago:
EA Sports. It’s the same game you bought last year with slightly updated graphics and rosters, but a whole new set of DLC to buy.
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 1 week ago:
That name is a trajideh.
- Comment on We gonna fight 1 week ago:
It’s a dubious place to be in. Those that believe in the system, and working within it…and the dangers of working outside of it…are realizing that there is no in-the-system countermeasure to those willing to work outside-the-system.
Those who believe in law and order can’t use law and order to wrangle in…the majority of the “law” and “order” that are working in extra-legal and extra-ordinary ways.
- Comment on Corvid testing 1 week ago:
Here’s the thing…
Screenshot of text, the “here’s the thing” copypasta from /r/copypasta
- Comment on Books that help you sleep 1 week ago:
Listen, you want a good book to fall asleep…I know one by a very famous doctor. It’s called “The sleep book" by Dr. Seuss.
- Comment on ChatGPT does not fuck around 1 week ago:
- Comment on Bunnies love it 1 week ago:
Because you are imagining it in a Bugs Bunny accent with a slight lisp. At least I am.
- Comment on Not the one holding the record for longest cave hide and seek 2 weeks ago:
Wait…do people think Jesus was only like 4’6" tall?
Like…that’s your lord and savior? Barely taller than an average American 9 year old child?
- Comment on Did you know? 2 weeks ago:
Four legs good. Two legs precious.
- Comment on godosaur 2 weeks ago:
Clever God.
