JasonDJ
@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Incident 2 days ago:
Additional notes: I was assassinating another child
Is this daycare or militia camp?
- Comment on Have you encountered this? 5 days ago:
It’s getting to be less common. A lot of newer/trendier places are giving their wait-staff tablets (which are also handling ordering, seating status, etc), or at least portable payment terminals.
Some of the big established chains have kiosks at the table where you can order apps/drinks directly, pay, play games.
I’ve also been to several places that’ll put a QR code on the receipt for payment. They may also have their menu online that you can get from a QR on the table. As an added bonus that usually means their online menu is actually kept up to date.
- Comment on My kids named one of our hens "Chloe", and I are think that's an inappropriate name for a bird. 6 days ago:
I do. But sometimes I sit out and get stoned with them, and give them dialogue.
- Comment on My kids named one of our hens "Chloe", and I are think that's an inappropriate name for a bird. 6 days ago:
Would you make your daughter “vagina”?
- Comment on My kids named one of our hens "Chloe", and I are think that's an inappropriate name for a bird. 1 week ago:
I think of that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry has a new girlfriend and he can’t remember her name except that it sounds like a body part.
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- Comment on May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head 1 week ago:
Is it so popular because so many are made; or so many are made because it’s so popular?
- Comment on W.a.m.d.i.i. 1 week ago:
Roasted, ground to a powder, and steeped in boiling water?
- Comment on My foot found the worst Lego that can be stepped on. 2 weeks ago:
Which piece? My heel? Because yeah.
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world | 28 comments
- Comment on Creative writing 2 weeks ago:
She wanted a “fish out of water” story and was handed a cephalopod in the jungle.
If she can’t see the symbolism in that story then she has no business being an English teacher.
- Comment on flowers for the lost 2 weeks ago:
She’s trying to look inspirational but ends up looking like an overly-confident real estate agent.
- Comment on Easy mistake to make 2 weeks ago:
Yeah I’m guessing he was passing quite well if it wasn’t obvious to op, unless ops head is completely up their own ass.
Probably quite likely that Mikes mood was the most noticable thing about him. He was probably glowing.
- Comment on You wanted the secret to getting rich? Here it is 3 weeks ago:
I think you forgot to buy the Washington Post, but otherwise a pretty solid plan.
- Comment on It all makes sense 3 weeks ago:
Back should be “Loyal Minions…”
Front should be “Their couch”.
- Comment on Dandelion cannon 3 weeks ago:
My kids will gladly blow you anyway. They don’t care. You’ll shoot your seed all over the neighborhood, and they’ll just smile and laugh.
- Comment on Dandelion cannon 3 weeks ago:
Oh man, my kids love to blow them and that stuff shoots everywhere.
- Comment on let's use PIN pad to complete transaction together 3 weeks ago:
^move ^your
#BANANAS
^to ^the ^bagging ^area
- Comment on SoyFACE 3 weeks ago:
It’s when carnists pretend to be vegan.
- Comment on Please tell me 3 weeks ago:
Between that and the “100% Grass” half-and-half next to it…I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.
- Comment on Mmmm suppositories. 3 weeks ago:
She always knew you’d find out.
- Comment on Gallium 4 weeks ago:
Ken Star has entered the chat
- Comment on Every time 4 weeks ago:
Grapes? Or assorted jellies? Possibly including grape?
- Comment on Every time 4 weeks ago:
The dog, or Mr. Worldwide?
- Comment on The good old days 4 weeks ago:
As a balding male homeowner who just turned 40…fuck.
- Comment on Trying to figure out what it means 4 weeks ago:
Cops hate this one trick
- Comment on LETS GOOOOOOO 4 weeks ago:
I didn’t realize that Making America Great Again meant bringing us back to pre- Columbian standards. The natives will be happy.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
The 80s as a whole was a bust for musicals…but Phantom and Little Shop of Horrors came out after cats. Broadway, imo, is in a bit of a rebirth right now. There’s been plenty of amazing shows.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
nobody just breaks out in song when they get dumped, for example.
Nah, you just have boring friends. Weirdo.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Is that inclusive of Cats? Because I fucking hated Cats. Except for some parts. Like Mistofoles. He’s chill.
