Dandelion cannon

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh man, my kids love to blow them and that stuff shoots everywhere.

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ok, but just so you know, I did not consent

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My kids will gladly blow you anyway. They don’t care. You’ll shoot your seed all over the neighborhood, and they’ll just smile and laugh.

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• 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  At least they get cute little parachutes

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• TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  bad similes are like really bad. bad metaphors are shipwrecks.

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    this one is going in my brain, thanks

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• Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Helping a plant get off… gross, now I’m sad

  Ballistic babies… all is right in the world

  What a couple of psycopaths.

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• GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Okay, but sperm literally comes from the Greek for seed. Semen comes from the Latin for seed. Seed is used as a euphemism for semen in English. The exact science might not work out here, but humans have been using seed as an analogy for sperm/semen for thousands of years at least

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  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    also, pollen contains the male gametes I thought - how is that not dimorphic? Plants vary in their sexual strategies, but I do think it’s fair to think of pollen as containers of semen or sperm … or at least that’s always how it’s been presented anyway 🤷‍♀️

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, the last time this was posted I had to run to wikipedia because I was fuming at my memory being wrong. I even have vague memories from biology in college about the 8-cell formation of a fertilized plant ‘egg.’ The poster was likely trying to say that many plants don’t have ‘male-only’ and ‘female-only’ types, but at the very least, fruit bearing plants/trees (angiosperms, if I remember) have two sperm-equivalents in the pollen that drill down into the pistil of the flower and find the waiting gamete. One fertilizes, one becomes the food portion that we take sustenance from.

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• PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Baby shotgun

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  • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🎵Da-doo da-doo…🎵

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• dandelion@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  thank you 🥵😩😌

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• BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah

  You’re blowing it

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• lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A better analogy would be when you pick pollen from one flower and use it to fertilise another.

  …I do this all the time with my pepper plants.

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What if I do want to blow a Dandelion? I’m fairly sure you can find depictions of that somewhere…

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  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    haha <shuffles nervously>

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• Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fox News: Breaking, the truth behind Planned Parenthood’s foetus cannons.

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