Oh man, my kids love to blow them and that stuff shoots everywhere.
Dandelion cannon
Submitted 2 days ago by zedgeist@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz
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JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
ok, but just so you know, I did not consent
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
My kids will gladly blow you anyway. They don’t care. You’ll shoot your seed all over the neighborhood, and they’ll just smile and laugh.
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 2 days ago
bad similes are like really bad. bad metaphors are shipwrecks.
match@pawb.social 2 days ago
this one is going in my brain, thanks
Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Helping a plant get off… gross, now I’m sad
Ballistic babies… all is right in the world
What a couple of psycopaths.
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 2 days ago
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
also, pollen contains the male gametes I thought - how is that not dimorphic? Plants vary in their sexual strategies, but I do think it’s fair to think of pollen as containers of semen or sperm … or at least that’s always how it’s been presented anyway 🤷♀️
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
Yeah, the last time this was posted I had to run to wikipedia because I was fuming at my memory being wrong. I even have vague memories from biology in college about the 8-cell formation of a fertilized plant ‘egg.’ The poster was likely trying to say that many plants don’t have ‘male-only’ and ‘female-only’ types, but at the very least, fruit bearing plants/trees (angiosperms, if I remember) have two sperm-equivalents in the pollen that drill down into the pistil of the flower and find the waiting gamete. One fertilizes, one becomes the food portion that we take sustenance from.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Baby shotgun
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 days ago
🎵Da-doo da-doo…🎵
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 days ago
Yeah
You’re blowing it
dandelion@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
thank you 🥵😩😌
lvxferre@mander.xyz 2 days ago
A better analogy would be when you pick pollen from one flower and use it to fertilise another.
…I do this all the time with my pepper plants.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 days ago
What if I do want to blow a Dandelion? I’m fairly sure you can find depictions of that somewhere…
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
haha <shuffles nervously>
Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 2 days ago
Fox News: Breaking, the truth behind Planned Parenthood’s foetus cannons.
0ops@piefed.zip 2 days ago
At least they get cute little parachutes