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Dandelion cannon

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨zedgeist@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    At least they get cute little parachutes

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh man, my kids love to blow them and that stuff shoots everywhere.

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    • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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    • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      ok, but just so you know, I did not consent

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      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        My kids will gladly blow you anyway. They don’t care. You’ll shoot your seed all over the neighborhood, and they’ll just smile and laugh.

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  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    bad similes are like really bad. bad metaphors are shipwrecks.

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      this one is going in my brain, thanks

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  • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Helping a plant get off… gross, now I’m sad

    Ballistic babies… all is right in the world

    What a couple of psycopaths.

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  • GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Okay, but sperm literally comes from the Greek for seed. Semen comes from the Latin for seed. Seed is used as a euphemism for semen in English. The exact science might not work out here, but humans have been using seed as an analogy for sperm/semen for thousands of years at least

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    • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      also, pollen contains the male gametes I thought - how is that not dimorphic? Plants vary in their sexual strategies, but I do think it’s fair to think of pollen as containers of semen or sperm … or at least that’s always how it’s been presented anyway 🤷‍♀️

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      • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yeah, the last time this was posted I had to run to wikipedia because I was fuming at my memory being wrong. I even have vague memories from biology in college about the 8-cell formation of a fertilized plant ‘egg.’ The poster was likely trying to say that many plants don’t have ‘male-only’ and ‘female-only’ types, but at the very least, fruit bearing plants/trees (angiosperms, if I remember) have two sperm-equivalents in the pollen that drill down into the pistil of the flower and find the waiting gamete. One fertilizes, one becomes the food portion that we take sustenance from.

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Baby shotgun

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    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      🎵Da-doo da-doo…🎵

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  • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah

    You’re blowing it

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  • dandelion@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    thank you 🥵😩😌

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  • lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A better analogy would be when you pick pollen from one flower and use it to fertilise another.

    …I do this all the time with my pepper plants.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What if I do want to blow a Dandelion? I’m fairly sure you can find depictions of that somewhere…

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    • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      haha <shuffles nervously>

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  • Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fox News: Breaking, the truth behind Planned Parenthood’s foetus cannons.

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