GandalftheBlack

@GandalftheBlack@feddit.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inquiry launched into phone ‘planted in Commons to play sex noises’ at Prime Minister Questions⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “While we cannot comment on the detail of our processes, we can confirm that a mobile phone was removed from the Commons chamber on 3 September, demonstrating the effectiveness of the security measures we have in operation.”

  Does this whole incident not demonstrate the exact opposite?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The universe thinks you're gay.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was the forner, so unless OP made the meme they might have misinterpreted it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cum 2 mummy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Schwanz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Farage adviser said UK would be better off if it had not fought in WW2⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lemmy says UK would be better off if Farage did not exist in it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many times have you wanted to ask a co worker this question⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Literally never

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crusader Kings image dump (open post)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just another day for Crusader Kings

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So GOG going to relist Devotion? Seeing how they're about freedom to buy games.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How is that a mistake?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regular issue⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And when she says that, she doesn’t mean finding a supplier. Once you put the tweezers down, you’ll never find them again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dandelion cannon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, but sperm literally comes from the Greek for seed. Semen comes from the Latin for seed. Seed is used as a euphemism for semen in English. The exact science might not work out here, but humans have been using seed as an analogy for sperm/semen for thousands of years at least

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oof⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was considering doing a masters in Germanic linguistics (graduated last year). I would’ve enjoyed it, but I have a job now that lets me actually save up money, while still allowing me to indulge my academic interests in my spare time, and I’m certain I made the right choice. I know for a fact that at the end of the day, doing a masters would have ultimately meant one or two years’ delay to the start of my career and basically no advantage in the job market. Maybe this goes more for humanities students (although I imagine it’s also the case for a lot of STEM students), but I think this video by Dr Jackson Crawford is a really good sympathetic and pragmatic approach for people considering going into academia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any nominations?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bouba and kiki

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨electrostatic spider flight⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how our lizard overlords felt when humans first achieved flight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨freuidian slip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to imagine [21] doesn’t mean the 21st citation, but rather that there are 21 citations for that statement

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh Kurt Gödel, you lovable logician freak.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re paranoid about food poisoning, maybe cook your own food

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The UK Stop Killing Games petition has reached 100.000 signatures⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It will now be considered for debate in parliament, which is good but also doesn’t mean anything will come of it just yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arts & STEM⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In Europe we have GOG instead
  G - science technology engineering maths O - ond G - gumanities

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine doing a Gate of Ishtar maneuver but with the pyramids

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says UK is protected from tariffs ‘because I like them’ as trade deal is signed off⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If Trump likes us, I feel like we’ve gone wrong somewhere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But but but⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yore rite. (Ancient ceremony)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But but but⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget low quality copper

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AGI achieved 🤖⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But if you’ve learned IPA you can read it just fine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pissebed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the pissebed eat pissenlits?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's in the weather patterns⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's in the weather patterns⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s certainly much bigger now, or maybe just extremely flattened

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MEN.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thankfully he didn’t actually put in any of the dangerous ingredients,

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your brain thinks...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tautocarcinisation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I must confess I laughed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Common misconception, it’s just dedicated to one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If there's two Greeks in you, you're probably gay anyways⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And by in you, we means physically

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Koalas can eat shit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was reading the copypasta I was hoping there would be a follow-up. As funny as the copypasta was to read, I suspected it probably wasn’t very fair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This meme implies that birds and insects are not animals