They don’t tell you this but the pigeons on the street are free, you can just take them home
is there anything for pigeons? I desperately need remote control pigeon
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Please don’t encourage abuse against pigeons, they are wonderful sweet birds.
Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
This very much could be real.
Experiments have shown before that simple insects have very simple responses to detecting light in different directions. Shine a light in one eye, they go left. Shine a light in the other eye, they go right. Shine a light in both eyes, they go straight forward.
It would be fairly simple to glue a couple tiny LEDs to the insect’s eyes and wire them up to a tiny microcontroller and radio receiver. And voila – remote control roach.
Probably not super reliable in the controls and doesn’t always go exactly where you want it … but it should do a decent job of going in the general direction you tell it to.
arudesalad@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
FinalRemix@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Dude just train pigeons and crows to do your bidding. They’re clever and you can pay them in snacks.
Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Until they want salary and rights. Just keep at it with children and low income people they don’t complain hard enough. /s
ikidd@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Threaten them that AI will take their jobs, that’ll shut them up.
bort@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Maiq@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
5th Element remote roach gif.