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⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump Thinks Diet Soda Kills Cancer Cells, Dr. Oz Reveals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:
Well, lots of things kill cancer cells.

I’m sure if you took some cancer cells in a petri dish and poured diet coke over them, the cancer cells would die.

The trick is being able to kill cancer cells without killing healthy cells.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google will begin punishing sites for back button hijacking in June⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:
Bookmarks, people – use 'em!
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google will begin punishing sites for back button hijacking in June⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:
Long overdue, really.

Hijacking like this is one of many reasons I’m running noscript these days.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Personalized Political Spectrum⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:
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⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This keeps me up at night⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

And cats don’t weigh anything

*unless they’re standing on your chest while you’re in bed, in which case, they weigh several hundred kilograms. But that’s not the case here. So, yes, we can work with the approximation of a weightless cat in this scenario.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This keeps me up at night⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:
Exactly. This only works while falling.

So, no, you’re not creating infinite energy, you’re just converting gravitational potential energy to electricity (for a short time).
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some things were better in the good old days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
Adjusted for inflation, they also cost ~$3,000 each.

If you want a simple, basic, but very reliable appliance and are willing to pay $3,000 for it, there are brands existing today that will sell one to you.

(Or, you know, just buy some old used ones and make minor repairs if necessary.)
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horses communicate using a variety of vocalizations and noises, most notably neighs (or whinnies), nickers, snorts, and squeals. Other common sounds include blows, groans, sighs, and screams.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
Impossible. There are no girls on the internet.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horses communicate using a variety of vocalizations and noises, most notably neighs (or whinnies), nickers, snorts, and squeals. Other common sounds include blows, groans, sighs, and screams.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
What OP thinks he sounds like when he cums:

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What OP actually sounds like when he cums:

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⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

Could I also get a bit of a push to watch it

Judy has a full frontal nude scene.

spoiler
(Okay, that was a lie. But if it gets you to watch…)
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some of these feel more popular than others⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
Only one?

But how am I supposed to afford Ass World without first getting a Tit Loan?
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CONSTANTLY being one upped by Uncle Ronnie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
Probably some lame technicality like doing it in the bathroom.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside Project Nova, Firefox's biggest redesign in years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

can you create more of like a natural language interface that lets people do everything they want?

I don’t want a ‘natural language interface’ in my browser.

I want a browser interface in my browser.

This shit ain’t broke. Don’t fix it.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside Project Nova, Firefox's biggest redesign in years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

Can you customize your homepage? Can you add widgets? Can you change your background in whatever way you want?

I could already do all of that, without AI.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
I think the better question is … where do all their dairy products come from?
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
She’s secretly into that.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fun tools⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
Yeah, the fake 3D printed plastic blade is pretty lame.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm trains⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
In real life also, trains are the logistics version of “evolve into crab”.

Every time some super-genius thinks they’ve come up with a new idea that will revolutionize logistics and transportation … you look inside and see that they’ve invented a train (sometimes with extra steps).
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UpUrH2OIntake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
Agree to disagree.

Beer actually tastes pretty bad, IMO. Long Pork, though, is quite good if prepared properly.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UpUrH2OIntake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
Found the American.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UpUrH2OIntake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
True.

If I drank enough water, I would die from water overdose, and then I wouldn’t have any of these problems anymore.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
In other words, he got blackout drunk, lost all memory of the blackout period, and regained his senses in a Waffle House.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨H2O⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
Hm… That might actually work, as long as I tell him that underage girls will be there.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨H2O⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

Tired of a person? Drown them.

But that one guy we’re all tired of keeps declining my invitations to go boating or swimming with him. What do?
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨H2O⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
They did it for exactly 4 hours and 12 minutes each of the 3 times you went there?

Or is 4 hours and 12 minutes the cumulative time added up over all 3 sessions?
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fifa raises top ticket price for World Cup final to $10,990⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
10,990 more reasons not to go there … which nearly doubles the number of reasons why you shouldn’t go!
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨two please⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
I think you may have just invented the next version of Hooters.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm sure it'll be fine!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
At this point, I’d feel much safer on a Win10 powered spaceship than a Win11 one. At least it isn’t “30% AI-generated”.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SlopOS 11⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
…probably also dissolves the plastic parts of a super soaker, so … use with caution.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SlopOS 11⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
Even if they for some shit-brained reason do make this the default Linux experience, at least it will all still be configurable and customizable, so you can remove all the AI bullshit relatively easily.