OwOarchist
@OwOarchist@pawb.social
- Comment on I mean does anybody really know how to play Chess? 4 hours ago:
To be fair, though, if you were in a game of chess where you could make 10 moves for every one move your opponent makes, it would be really easy to win that game of chess.
- Comment on Jury refuses to convict four Palestine activists accused of arms firm raid 2 days ago:
This is also in response to a similar recent case where the judge added on terrorism charges after the jury already decided the defendant was guilty of minor charges.
Perhaps this jury was aware of that and voted against conviction because they don’t believe these activists deserve terrorism charges.
- Comment on Don't believe the lies! 4 days ago:
Unnecessary. The therapist can already see through the lies.
(Your therapist knows more about you than you think.)
- Comment on Thanks chatgpt 4 days ago:
Stupid chatbot. Everybody knows you can simply take a strong pair of scissors and trim two inches off the side.
- Comment on What if men only shot one really big sperm. I bet that would be a scary first experiment for young Billy.Especially if it flopped on the ground like a fish and you had to stomp it to death. Every time 4 days ago:
Shoving your one big sperm into another guy’s dickhole.
- Comment on What if men only shot one really big sperm. I bet that would be a scary first experiment for young Billy.Especially if it flopped on the ground like a fish and you had to stomp it to death. Every time 4 days ago:
Why would you stomp it to death?
I’d keep them on display in a fish tank.
- Comment on Doing your best to list your prior experiences during the job interview 5 days ago:
A reverse gangbang, though, would be an excellent way to demonstrate teamwork.
- Comment on Is coding possible on smart phones ? 5 days ago:
Lawn mowers rely more on speed than sharpness. Even an extremely worn lawnmower blade will still cut grass if you give it enough RPM. They also have a lot more mass to be worn away than a pair of scissors.
- Comment on Is coding possible on smart phones ? 5 days ago:
Brother, I used to write code on a TI-83+ calculator.
It can be done.
- Comment on Is coding possible on smart phones ? 5 days ago:
Coding on an old flip phone with a 10-key keyboard would be analogous to cutting the field with nail clippers.
- Comment on Is coding possible on smart phones ? 5 days ago:
It’s also possible to cut an acre of grassland with scissors.
Honestly, I’m not sure it is. The scissors might get dull and stop being able to cut before you finish. (Grasses often incorporate silica into their structure to grind down the teeth of animals that try to eat it and thus discourage them from eating too much.)
- Comment on [politics] racist rammers 5 days ago:
Not sure about by-manufacturer stats.
But the Dodge Ram 2500 pickup does have the highest DUI rate.
- Comment on is it spelled "grey" or "gray"? 5 days ago:
But in certain circumstances, the Europeans will still use it with an a. Specifically, when referring to the color of a horse.
- Comment on [politics] racist rammers 5 days ago:
Pretty on-brand, though. I’d wager that over 90% of Ram trucks are owned by racists.
- Comment on is our battery/junk drawer dangerous? 5 days ago:
Ah, are you the kid who ate 10 batteries and lived?
- Comment on True or false: reading and studying socialist theory can help unrot your brain from ChatGPT and other AI chatbots. 6 days ago:
Reading and studying anything without the help of AI can help unrot your brain.
You could read a fucking cookbook or a dictionary, and even that would be better for you than AI.
- Comment on is our battery/junk drawer dangerous? 6 days ago:
How many batteries could you swallow before you died from it?
- Comment on Lawyer here: I concur! 6 days ago:
My minivan can carry items up to 17ft long on the inside, if you arrange it properly, going all the way from the back gate to the windshield.
- Comment on Lawyer here: I concur! 6 days ago:
Not a Cybertruck you didn’t.
By the time those went on sale, his crazy was very much showing for all to see.
- Comment on Lawyer here: I concur! 6 days ago:
Silverado EV has a midgate passthrough, but no folding front seat or dash.
- Comment on Lawyer here: I concur! 6 days ago:
With a big enough load, the driver’s entire left-side visibility could be blocked.
- Comment on "If you can't afford to tip 40%, then don't eat out" 1 week ago:
10% is standard. Always has been and always will be (at least for me). Can go higher, but only if service is exemplary. “Just doing their job” level service gets 10%.
And don’t give me shit about inflation and the cost of living. The meal is twice as expensive now, which means a 10% tip is already twice as big as it used to be.
- Comment on Dating apps metaphor 1 week ago:
The 5G horses around my house have been stalking me.
Stop carrying carrots in your pockets.
- Comment on Dating apps metaphor 1 week ago:
did they message me first? 100% of the time they were bots.
Not true!
Some of the people who message you first are human! Human scammers, human onlyfans girls who want you to pay for nudes, etc.
- Comment on Dating apps metaphor 1 week ago:
Uh … no. It’s not the tree you’re thinking of. This is a cell phone tower, where your 5G comes from.
- Comment on US authorities investigate huge etching of ‘8647’ on National Mall grounds 1 week ago:
lol
- Comment on Far-right activist Tommy Robinson says "Russia is not the enemy of Britain" as he travels to Moscow to meet Elon Musk’s father 1 week ago:
This fuck: “Russia is not the enemy of Britain”
Russia: “We’re at war with NATO! (Which Britain is a part of.)”
- Comment on Scary indeed. 1 week ago:
Err… That not be the way I was thinkin’ of, but whatever suits ye best.
- Comment on Scary indeed. 1 week ago:
That usually doesn’t include multiplayer
Even better!
Experience is much improved without multiplayer.
- Comment on Scary indeed. 1 week ago:
There be ways to get it without spendin’ $80, matey.