Facebook posts are peak

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• terranoid@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Why does their propaganda always look like an homo-erotic book cover, some novel about dudes tickling each others’ prostates after telling their wives they’re going “fishing”

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨minute⁩ ago

    If they give it a try and both aren’t into it, they usually claim it was an alien abduction.

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• Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  “Yeah, the twins are very earnest in the work they perceive to be important, but they are also extremely stupid. Don’t worry, we only give them foam hammers and that’s just a bubble machine that Bernard is hitting”

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• Triumph@fedia.io ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I know I always have my kerosene lantern lit in the middle of the day.

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Good to know that after the grid has collapsed, we’ll still have unlimited gasoline for generators and kerosene for lamps.

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  And what made the grid go down?

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• ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bad times make strong men, strong men make good times, good times make soft men, soft men make me hard, or however it goes.

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  • Mok98@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wasn’t it that if the hard times last more than 4 hours you should go to the hospital?

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    • Klear@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If the hard times last more than 15 minutes you are legally allowed to leave.

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• lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Uh oh some white dude’s not feeling special enough right now

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  • Nouvellalia@lemmy.world ⁨42⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I’m reminded of the words of the first European in Louisiana. He crashed there and lived with various indigenous groups for 8 years before he got out. Some highlights:

    • I’m always burned. My skin peels constantly, like I’m some kind of lizard
    • The mosquitos cover me all day every day. They don’t seem to bother the natives. I’m covered in welps, and the fires that keep them away burn my eyes
    • I’m always hungry. They tell me “don’t worry, the feast is coming soon” but it turns out that was three months away. And then, after walking for weeks, ‘the feast’ was only prickly pears! They ate until their bellies were distended. I tried, I was so hungry, but the fruit stung the inside of my mouth and made me raw inside from top to bottom. I could only manage three or four
    • I finally got a piece of meat to cook today. As I had it on a stick in the fire a man came by, snatched it bare handed from the fire and ate it raw. He laughed in my face and walked away

    Over 8 years he never got used to it. These complaints were constant. He only survived because of the kindness of the indigenous groups he came across.

    Don’t feel bad for him either. When he finally convinced a group to get him to the white folks, against their own terror at the idea, they were immediately slaughtered. He had them lay down their weapons ahead of time and everything, promising good treatment. His protestations afterwards consisted of “you didn’t have to do that.”

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• its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Slop

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  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That is the point (part of, in any case) of this post. It is about facebook memes being peak, with said image attached as evidence.

    But yeah… it is extremely hard upvoting anything slop, even if ridiculing it.

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    • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Then don’t. Ironic posting slop is still slop.

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  The technical term is “percussive maintenance”

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• VibeSurgeon@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Idk how all slop managed to get the exact same looking font tbh. I wonder if you can prompt it away or if they did something in the training to make sure it always spit out some type of legible text

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Unrefined AI text is usually a horrible mess. They probably trained it rigorously on one particular font in order to get it to start producing legible and consistent text.

    Different fonts are cool, but when the AI was trained on different fonts, it has less of a set idea of what each specific letter is supposed to look like, and the letters start getting inconsistent.

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