turdburglar

@turdburglar@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If someone could make a hair trimmer that could 3d scan your head well enough to give you a taper on the edges, how much would you pay?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  oh, it’s real.

  it’s VERY real. my cat has assured me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If someone could make a hair trimmer that could 3d scan your head well enough to give you a taper on the edges, how much would you pay?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  this line of thinking, while interesting, makes me doubt that you’ve ever cut hair or used a sawstop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As of today, I have stopped using Reddit entirely.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  oh thank god.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i’m a small time yt creator. my channel releases 6 videos a week. i hand make every fucking one of my previews.

  if you’re gonna be a creator, then fuken create.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨assuming the world is undergoing a complete and radical transformation at the moment, what is preventing more people from "waking up" and seeing the trends happening?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The fact that their fucking faces are buried in their fucking phones mostly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half of Reform voters think Britain should have closer ties to the EU, poll shows⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that fuken suit is so good tho. i want that suir

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gravy incuming⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  well if i knew it was gonna be that kinda party

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come we don't have more sketch comedy shows, like MadTv or In Living Color? Are we just going to be stuck with SNL for our lives?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  thumbrider’s manual to the universe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Min wage in most states is so sad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  $1000 deductible?? i wish

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Eyeroll*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  such thirst.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hedonic Threadmill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  i once made a worm bin using box joints in spruce

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  i miss luelinks. and endoftheinter.net to a lesser extent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peacock has ads when pausing a movie to read the text⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ok. you sound fun.

  also it’s pretty fuken easy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peacock has ads when pausing a movie to read the text⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  jellyfin doesn’t. and your shows never go to another streamer. oh and you can watch them when the internet goes out. oh and they don’t track your watching habits.

  why are you watching paramount again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bonjour. Just to make sure - I am not banned or shadowbanned right? lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  sorry, did someone say something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  need is a word.

  i don’t know you, but i challenge that assessment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the meaning of the word "rule" as used in Lemmy titles?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  there’s simply no way to know

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  i won’t tell them it was you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ok but where is it and why haven’t we posted it here yet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  he did not get a plea deal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  (allegedly)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah it’s probably a lotta work for a platform that is, i’d imagine, fairly unpopular for the crowd that actually uses ublock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon executives are enraged about a Mamdani proposal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s not less lazy but it’s way better. thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  thank you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i hope his dick falls off in the toilet tonight and he accidentally flushes it away in a panic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon executives are enraged about a Mamdani proposal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  a lazy ai slop summary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how to cut aluminum pipe with hardly any comments about flock cameras⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s also much quieter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Local Walmart just installed cameras in the aisles…⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  pro-tip: use paint pen.

  sharpie comes of with alcohol.

  paint comes off with scraping and scratching cheap plastic camera lenses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Local Walmart just installed cameras in the aisles…⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  yes, my friend would also like to have this information

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facebook posts are peak⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck your gen ai meme.

  where’s drake?