blarth
@blarth@thelemmy.club
- Comment on Anon has a proposal for you 3 hours ago:
I implore anyone thinking of trying this to consider that the Tyrannosaurus rex measured up to 43 feet long, stood about 12 to 13 feet tall at the hip, and weighed roughly 4 to 9 metric tons. Its skull alone could weigh up to 600 pounds, and it had a bite force estimated at 35,000 to 57,000 newtons.
You would be better off with a TSA-approved blade against a Bengal tiger. There is no amount of strategic planning that can compensate for your being so incredibly outclassed that you’d have a better chance at building the first antigravity spaceship in your invincible hut within that same month.
Anyway, I would still probably try, for $500M.
- Comment on They all look like this 3 weeks ago:
It’s just missing the thinnest granite countertops you’ve ever seen.
- Comment on Who was Trevor Moore 2 months ago:
A guy who can’t handle a gallon of PCP, that’s what.
- Comment on Facebook posts are peak 3 months ago:
The kind of people this resonates with are the biggest goobers.
- Comment on Thinkin' bout them beans 3 months ago:
I’m an NOT thinking about BEANS!
- Comment on Works for slugs too 3 months ago:
TBF I know humans this would work on too.
- Comment on US Energy Secretary Chris Wright: “I'm thrilled to report that after 35 years, on July 4th, we will end the subsidies for wind and solar projects” 3 months ago:
The wind isn’t blowing and the sun isn’t shining. It’s absolute hell!
- Comment on [politics] racist rammers 4 months ago:
I know that. I still refer to them that way out of disrespect for their rebranding attempt.
- Comment on [politics] racist rammers 4 months ago:
Dodge Ram = domestic violence and DUIs
- Comment on i'm fucking devastated but there are no exception 5 months ago:
They are.
- Comment on .ml has got to be the only place on earth where I'd get downvoted for a comment like this 5 months ago:
It’s quite obviously a troll farm.
- Comment on Who's in the wrong here? 5 months ago:
Can all of you just stop reacting to stupid rage bait please?
- Comment on Who's in the wrong here? 5 months ago:
This is an /r/SipsTea male rage bait post, of course the chuds think it’s about them.
- Comment on Anon goes back to Windows 10 5 months ago:
It is kinda both
- Comment on Anon goes back to Windows 10 5 months ago:
I have, but unfortunately have to run Windows.
- Comment on Anon goes back to Windows 10 5 months ago:
This is a frustration of mine with software. We make all these gains with hardware just to occupy the new capacity with cruft. I just want the same interface from Y2K that runs so fucking fast my eyes can’t keep up with my fingers.
- Comment on Dessert island 6 months ago:
And you fucked yup the title too!
- Comment on Fallout: New Vegas dev says don't expect a remaster, argues Bethesda doesn't have the source code or 'the engineering knowhow' 6 months ago:
Why thank you for the correction.
- Comment on Fallout: New Vegas dev says don't expect a remaster, argues Bethesda doesn't have the source code or 'the engineering knowhow' 6 months ago:
Arguably the people who created New Vegas didn’t have the engineering know how, lol.
- Comment on IYKYK 6 months ago:
Idk
- Comment on The difference is real 7 months ago:
Can’t wait to piss on his grave. It should be a national holiday.
- Comment on A sudden epiphany. 7 months ago:
That’s a me, retardando
- Comment on Server upgrades complete! The Lemmy Club is now hosted in Canada 🇨🇦! - plus, we're moving away from Cloudflare. 8 months ago:
Thanks buddy!!
- Comment on There was no need to ever improve upon THIS 1 year ago:
My car has climate control. I set it to 72 degrees once a long time ago and rarely have touched it since.
The fascination with dumb controls in a car is odd to me. It seems like people overshoot the “I want physical controls I can feel my way around without looking” and get into “give me the Flintstones car” lately.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 1 year ago:
Uh oh, are we doing an /r/SipsTea here now?
- Comment on Dr.K Explains Tylenol and Autism 1 year ago:
People should definitely watch his interactions with his wife as well. They’re fucking creepy.
- Comment on Political discourse 1 year ago:
- Comment on It's been downhill since 2020 1 year ago:
We were downloading MP3s on dial up.
- Comment on It's been downhill since 2020 1 year ago:
Bailouts started with GWB.
- Comment on It's been downhill since 2020 1 year ago:
Steve Bannon gave birth to GamerGate through WoW guilds.
Insert small to large dominos meme where the small domino is some disheveled guy playing WoW at 3 AM talking about how women suck and the large one is Donald Trump recreating concentration camps, J6, or whatever dystopian bullshit else that has happened in the last few years.
