SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGET
Not the worst offender
Submitted 1 day ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
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socsa@piefed.social 1 day ago
Where were you when salad died
I am home eating smegma dressing.
Salad is kill.
No.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The Grammer nazi in me just got a heart attack.
echodot@feddit.uk 1 day ago
I automatically disregard anyone’s opinion if they put a space before a punctuation mark.
wieson@feddit.org 1 day ago
Just fyi, in French orthography it is correct to put a space before a question mark. So please don’t disregard comments here on international lemmy, since i.e. phone keyboards put it there automatically.
crawancon@lemm.ee 1 day ago
REAL YES. SALAT EAT WITH SPON YES.
echodot@feddit.uk 1 day ago
You mean , a spon . ,
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Unpopular opinion: most foods are better to eat with a spoon (as long as you don’t have to cut them, e.g. steak).
DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
counterpoint, almost all non liquid foods including salad and steak are easier and more fun to eat with your hands directly.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Wrong. Real men use power tools. I eat my steak with a chainsaw and oscillating multitool.
Prok@lemmy.world 1 day ago
At least they have a good atmosphere
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 day ago
I mean, they’re right though
Wilco@lemm.ee 1 day ago
True. That and it is funny that we can understand it.
10/10 -Would not want to eat salat with a spon.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 15 hours ago
I mean I find any salad pretty frustrating to eat, the ones with a lot of ingredients you can’t get the stuff on the fork, and the mostly leafy ones I feel like a cow ruminating for an hour to get 50 calories in…
apotheotic@beehaw.org 14 hours ago
You’re not supposed to use a fork, obviously. eat SALAT with SPON
casmael@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Especially for a Greek salad I remember like a whole block of feta on top of that shit